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| Topic | The last time you slept, how many hours? |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 9:05:11 AM #18 | Just woke up, about 6 hours.
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| Topic | Tom Cruise |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 2:46:38 AM #3 | Put him in a Zappos box, and ship him back to Hollywood.
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| Topic | Nobody wants to work! |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 2:22:10 AM #61 | Xethuminra posted...
No rest for the wicked or somethingMoney don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed, there ain't nothing in this world for free. I know I can't slow down, I can't hold back, though you know I wish I could. Oh, no there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | PBS NewsHour: What's behind the growing mainstream popularity of manga and anime |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 2:17:20 AM #20 | SirRobX posted...
I feel like the popularitys shrinking nowadays, lolYeah, when the normies start to take notice, that is usually a sign the bubble is about to burst. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | youtubes new UI is AWFUL |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 2:13:50 AM #25 | FF_Redux posted...
I mostly browse with phone or tv, I dunno if yhose will be affected? --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | I am on a plane to St. Louis, ask me anything |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 2:10:31 AM #40 | Heineken14 posted...
You say that like all of Missouri aren't just the worst drivers of all time.Seriously though, I never see suchegregious speeding, and running of red lights when I am on the south side, but if I go up north I am all but guaranteed to see multiple people run a red light, or get cut off on a left turn. Seriously how complicated is it? If you are on the outside left turn lane, you dont turn to the inside lane. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | I am on a plane to St. Louis, ask me anything |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 2:01:18 AM #38 | If you go to Grants farm, factor in some extra time for traffic, as it can get heavy on the road there.
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| Topic | I am on a plane to St. Louis, ask me anything |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 1:58:55 AM #37 | Be careful on the roads, especially if you roam north of Delmar. Fuckers will pass you on the right, in a bike lane, to run a red light.
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| Topic | lol @ paying $220/year for a TV license at UK. |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 1:50:39 AM #38 | Tyranthraxus posted...
Like most things in the USA, it exists/started because of racism.PPV is racist? --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | My thighs could fry an egg |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 1:29:28 AM #2 | Fever?
Menopause? Sitting on the stove? --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Your life gets a redo. You are born in 1999 and you have two options. |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 1:26:32 AM #8 | Shit, this reminds me of an old movie where Brandon Fraser, iirc, where wished to be a baller and he got his wish, and an attractive reporter seduced him after hitting the winning shot, only for her to walk out of the locker room laughing at his micro peen.
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| Topic | I'll relive it over and over again |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 1:18:26 AM #10 | inloveanddeath0 posted...
The only cell you will be experiencing is the cell gamesI dunno what that is, but it cant be worse than prison rape. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Post music in different language other than English |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 1:16:02 AM #95 | Moneskin - Zitti E Buoni
https://youtu.be/QN1odfjtMoo?si=yFj2rds35vDnqSRx --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | I'll relive it over and over again |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 1:06:54 AM #8 | inloveanddeath0 posted...
Unfortunately your figment is going to be sore when I'm throughWhoa, that is giving me some serious Vern Schillinger vibes. Lucky I am not stuck in a cell with you. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | I'll relive it over and over again |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 1:03:12 AM #6 | inloveanddeath0 posted...
You're lucky I'm not the spiteful type or I would erase you hypotheticallyActually I am lucky this is all a figment of my imagination, not yours. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | If someone asks "What is the most 90s movie of all time" |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 1:00:10 AM #20 | Baron_Ox posted...
Encino ManNo wheezing the ju-uice! Paulies best, for sure. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | I'll relive it over and over again |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 12:55:54 AM #4 | inloveanddeath0 posted...
No that was awful and I'm glad I can wait 7 more yearsWell fuck, you sure as hell cant save us from despair reliving your first beej. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | If someone asks "What is the most 90s movie of all time" |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 12:53:47 AM #18 | BuzzKilljoy posted...
Hackers (1995)Oh fuck totally forgot about that one. Angelina is so damn, https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5b32165f.jpg --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | I'll relive it over and over again |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 12:50:19 AM #2 | Relive what? Your colonoscopy prep?
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| Topic | If someone asks "What is the most 90s movie of all time" |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 12:34:24 AM #2 | I really dont remember the teenage dirtbag movie, but Ive seen the music video a few dozen times. Frankly, dude deserves what he gets for wearing that hat to school. And to boot, he sits under a sign that says loser. Literally no self awareness whatsoever.
As for the topic, I nominate Bubble Boy, and What About Bob. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Is it safe to use plastic thermos for hot coffee? |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 12:26:19 AM #3 | Assuming you are talking about an actual Thermos. Thats what they are made for. Only the outside is plastic.
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| Topic | I joined a gym |
| mustachedmystic 05/26/24 12:15:46 AM #21 | https://youtu.be/iqwk7RMrG00?si=-PMkbWPpX8X0Ylik
https://youtu.be/rFrPz1WkBvk?si=js7O3cjttUvfSh7t --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | lol @ paying $220/year for a TV license at UK. |
| mustachedmystic 05/25/24 11:35:06 PM #33 | Ive always wondered, how do they enforce this?
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| Topic | Man.why couldn't GOD make working out easy. |
| mustachedmystic 05/25/24 7:55:57 AM #3 | God doesnt micromanage the universe. It is a self running machine that doesnt require any input from him. See, he is lazy, and just wants to sit back, and watch the show.
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| Topic | NCAA, power conferences agree to let schools pay players |
| mustachedmystic 05/24/24 12:32:57 PM #18 | Samurai_Man posted...
Lower middle-class lol, you have to have money to get into golf at a serious level for the most part.Golf is not that expensive if you only play public courses. And besides lower middle class is not having money. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | China surrounds the country of Taiwan after they elected a new leader |
| mustachedmystic 05/24/24 12:29:19 PM #78 | FFS, wtf do you think would happen to the Chinese economy if they go to war with the west? It aint gonna happen, people. It would be suicide.
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| Topic | China surrounds the country of Taiwan after they elected a new leader |
| mustachedmystic 05/24/24 10:17:02 AM #47 | YellowSUV posted...
I don't think it would necessarily be years, but there certainly would be a huge buildup at least for months.Yeah, a Chinese invasion would be akin to D-day. We would notice the second they begin the buildup, and could have half our carrier strike forces in place before one Chinese soldier set foot in a landing craft. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Everyone at work: wow, your car is really big huh? How is it to park? |
| mustachedmystic 05/24/24 7:57:22 AM #17 | And to answer the second question, no I have no problem parking, as long as I dont have to in a parking structure, then I just make someone else drive.
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| Topic | NCAA, power conferences agree to let schools pay players |
| mustachedmystic 05/24/24 7:54:18 AM #11 | CirillaRiannon posted...
I don't think poor people are playing golf to begin with regardless of race.Didnt Tiger grow up poor? --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | China surrounds the country of Taiwan after they elected a new leader |
| mustachedmystic 05/24/24 7:35:38 AM #30 | If China invades Taiwan it would decimate the world economy, and I would imagine the long term consequences would include the death of the CCP.
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| Topic | NCAA, power conferences agree to let schools pay players |
| mustachedmystic 05/24/24 7:31:24 AM #6 | Makeveli_lives posted...
They shouldve thought of that when they made the decision. Getting hundreds of thousands, possibly millions means they can pay tuition out of pocket.This is so fucking racist. You dont want poor African American kids that can play golf or volleyball to get a scholarship? --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Everyone at work: wow, your car is really big huh? How is it to park? |
| mustachedmystic 05/24/24 7:24:49 AM #8 | I like my crossover, and I got 35 mpg on my commute this morning.
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| Topic | Favorite Soulslike NOT by FromSoftware |
| mustachedmystic 05/23/24 7:16:48 AM #109 | Only Soulslike I ever played, cant remember the name. The protagonist is a guy in an exoskeleton that wakes up to the end of the world. A really cool song played on a loop in the save room.
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| Topic | Favorite Beatles song? |
| mustachedmystic 05/23/24 7:11:23 AM #50 | I know this is more than one song, but I will post to anyway.
https://youtu.be/a4Ujexj9YGs?si=7PFditMlS8tXO10x --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Freakazoid is coming to MeTV and oh god are we really that old? |
| mustachedmystic 05/23/24 7:02:51 AM #35 | archizzy posted...
A cable channel I watch a lot of the older shows I grew up on. Like a ton of stuff from the 60's and into the 70's. I LOVE that I can watch older Western shows like Bonanza, Gunsmoke, The Rifleman, and Wagon Train.In a lot of markets Me TV is an OTA subchannel. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | They took my fucking traffic cone (shitty neighbor update) |
| mustachedmystic 05/21/24 7:45:23 AM #97 | As I said before, contact a local TV station. They may take it on as a human interest story and some light might force the authorities to do something.
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| Topic | Elsa III |
| mustachedmystic 05/21/24 7:05:27 AM #26 | Bump
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| Topic | What are some immediate good taste alerts? |
| mustachedmystic 05/20/24 12:30:26 PM #3 | If you like Moneskin.
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| Topic | SZA about to break a record held by Thriller album. |
| mustachedmystic 05/20/24 12:28:37 PM #46 | Yeah, and I am about 80 years from becoming the worlds oldest person. Almost there!
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| Topic | Scenario: You fall asleep and find your body covered in fur |
| mustachedmystic 05/20/24 10:15:58 AM #2 | Oooh oooh oooh ah ah*scratches armpits*
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| Topic | Kevin's Bacon |
| mustachedmystic 05/20/24 10:05:13 AM #39 | Davids swade
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| Topic | Orcas have attacked and sunk another boat and experts warn of more attacks |
| mustachedmystic 05/20/24 7:35:03 AM #10 | Notti posted...
Do they get anything from it? Food? Or is it just revenge/bored?Orcas are jackasses. Iirc, they are the only other species(than us) to have been documented killing for fun. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | If you could delete a song from all reality, which would it be? |
| mustachedmystic 05/20/24 7:22:20 AM #22 | MrResetti posted...
EruptionEddys solo? WTF is wrong with you? --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Pinnie the Wooh |
| mustachedmystic 05/19/24 8:40:00 AM #63 | Sick Ranchez
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| Topic | If you could delete a song from all reality, which would it be? |
| mustachedmystic 05/19/24 3:38:02 AM #9 | Sum 41 - Fat Lip
https://youtu.be/CMX2lPum_pg?si=Z-diwcBjp7cove-s just get a peek at the thumbnail, that Bullethead looking twerp. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Empty your bathroom trash bin. |
| mustachedmystic 05/18/24 1:43:35 AM #12 | The only thing that goes in my bathroom bin is floss. It will take decades to be filled.
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| Topic | Do you still use cash? |
| mustachedmystic 05/17/24 5:56:29 PM #7 | Only at the dispensary, their system doesnt take my card.
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| Topic | Does your state/country require a Front and Rear license plate? |
| mustachedmystic 05/17/24 5:39:30 PM #9 | UnholyMudcrab posted...
Missouri requires both --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | you once told a streamer to turn off their fan for being told loud |
| mustachedmystic 05/17/24 10:14:53 AM #4 | WTF are those?
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