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| Topic | You're out looking for bigfoot when you encounter DIS |
| mustachedmystic 05/10/24 12:33:32 PM #25 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a161c1b1.jpg
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| Topic | Robocop progressively gets better with each movie. |
| mustachedmystic 05/10/24 10:10:51 AM #19 | furb posted...
Lol part three doesn't even have the satirical violence.But it has my girl CCH Pounder. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | How many languages will the average human speak in the year 2500? |
| mustachedmystic 05/10/24 7:12:47 AM #22 | According to the documentary series Cleopatra 2525 humanity will be living in a giant underground complex, because the outside world is dominated by large alien robots. And for some unknown reason, while mankind has somehow managed to build this giant underground bunker to hide from the aliens, they somehow lost the knowledge of elevators, as they have to use grappling lines attached to their wrists to traverse large vertical tunnels. So, I doubt many of them have the time or energy to learn multiple languages.
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| Topic | Words and phrases that make you roll your eyes whenever you hear them |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 12:28:47 PM #110 | MacadamianNut3 posted...
This, woke, and Booger McFarland saying any word that ends in "bility"Now Im goin a start using yall all the time like drunk hillbilly calling Booger McFarland woke. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Ever seen Showgirls? |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 10:12:13 AM #38 | Right after watching it, my friend complained that the sex scenes werent realistic.
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| Topic | The Vietnamese government has blocked Steam. |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:48:18 AM #33 | Glob posted...
Do you mean Fortunate Son?Theres lots of things you expect in war, carnage, the sleepless nights. But what they dont prepare you for is the incessant use of Fortunite Son. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | You been caught by horny police wat do? |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:37:52 AM #13 | Were_Wyrm posted...
E. Jerk it with LuigiAnd I thought Awkwafina was the only one into Luigi. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Were you breastfed, CE? |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:36:05 AM #25 | I would think so, I never thought to ask. Too late now.
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| Topic | Words and phrases that make you roll your eyes whenever you hear them |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:34:02 AM #90 | LeoRavus posted...
"Sweet", like sweet jumps.Dude! Sweet! Dude! Sweet! --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Words and phrases that make you roll your eyes whenever you hear them |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:28:30 AM #88 | Any and every time sci fi uses the word sentient when it means sapient, which is literally every time.
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| Topic | Every time you swear, someone named Kevin stubs his toe. |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:24:21 AM #7 | Trumble posted...
Isn't that just fucking awful?Only if it is the same Kevin, cause I curse like a sailor. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | No one is better than Jennifer Hale. Not Troy Baker. Not Tara Strong. No one |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:20:10 AM #15 | On IMDB, people can choose whether or not to have their birthday listed. Most actresses choose not to show theirs, for obvious reasons. But Jennifer Hale, has the day( Jan 1) but not the year. I find that really odd.
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| Topic | You been caught by horny police wat do? |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:15:41 AM #3 | Please, hurt me.
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| Topic | How many walls does your bed touch? |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:13:52 AM #14 | I can imagine certain fascist douche having his bed in the middle of the room not touching any walls. And in case you cant figure out who this particular jackass is, he is the guy that stole secret documents from his previous job, and hid them in a small bathroom with a large chandelier. Seriously, what kind of idiot puts a chandelier in a bathroom?
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| Topic | Wild orangutan observed treating wound with self-made poultice |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:08:25 AM #33 | K181 posted...
I have a hard time believing folks that say they aren't sapient.They are sentient. Now, if an ape or monkey ever says I think therefore I am, then and only then will I consider them sapient. Off topic, but it really grinds my gears that that the vast majority of sci-fi uses the word sentient when it should be saying sapient. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Wild orangutan observed treating wound with self-made poultice |
| mustachedmystic 05/09/24 7:00:53 AM #32 | UnholyMudcrab posted...
This makes orangutans smarter than humans, because a human would have just tried to eat the poultice.Only humans are smart enough to say something so stupid. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Just saw the new Jojo Siwa music video |
| mustachedmystic 05/08/24 7:47:14 AM #5 | Oh my god, is she gonna kiss that girl?!? My head is gonna explode!!! Just kidding, idgaf.
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| Topic | Good morning! |
| mustachedmystic 05/08/24 7:09:17 AM #4 | Fun fact, in its entire run, only 2 or 3 black people appeared on Friends, this is one of them.
https://youtu.be/VX58xk-4XAw?si=QAfbp-oRI6c78bwG --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Why doesn't anyone post Elsa pics anymore? |
| mustachedmystic 05/08/24 7:04:51 AM #376 | LtZim posted...
No more Elsa pictures and topicsShut the fuck up. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | seeing the ocean for the first time |
| mustachedmystic 05/08/24 7:01:22 AM #14 | There was a show, young Sheldon, iirc, where they went on a trip, and they were excited because their hotel had a view of a river. Having grown up less than two miles from the Mississippi, I thought that was odd, but I understood when I became excited to see the ocean for the first time.
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| Topic | seeing the ocean for the first time |
| mustachedmystic 05/08/24 6:28:58 AM #6 | I just got back from Florida, my brother got married on the beach on Saturday. It was only the second time I saw the ocean. 2 years ago I went to Hilton Head. We had a house on the intercostal side of the island, and I couldnt believe how many dead horseshoe crabs there were on the beach. And I didnt see one live crab. This time, we had a condo on the gulf side of the island, and there were no dead animals on the beach.
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| Topic | I am MorningRose, aka zeroflamecutter. Ask me anything. |
| mustachedmystic 05/08/24 6:17:20 AM #6 | Are you an Apple, or a Droid?
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| Topic | Rate my dinner for tonight. |
| mustachedmystic 05/08/24 6:14:28 AM #22 | Jesus Francis Christ, I dont think I could eat all that.
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| Topic | Have you ever been to a Jack in the Box? |
| mustachedmystic 05/07/24 5:58:17 PM #17 | I like the food, but dont go very often because it is in a crappy location and is chronically understaffed so the service sucks.
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| Topic | Would you eat veal? |
| mustachedmystic 05/07/24 12:22:59 PM #36 | nekrodev posted...
Sure, why not --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Wake me up (please pick one of the following): |
| mustachedmystic 05/07/24 7:21:14 AM #5 | C
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| Topic | Things you should not put in your sink's garbage disposal |
| mustachedmystic 05/06/24 10:17:01 AM #30 | archizzy posted...
Ive never put anything down a disposal my entire life. Anything on my plate just goes in the trash. I dont care how good that disposal is I dont want to risk clogging the sink. Easier to just put it in the trash.But thats the whole point of having one, so you dont have to put food in the garbage attracting animals to dig through them. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Who sang "Goodbye To You" better? |
| mustachedmystic 05/06/24 7:44:29 AM #4 | https://youtu.be/AbaVVO4GEwY?si=EwMai1lnYjhzp8EU
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| Topic | Rumor: the Sun will rise tomorrow |
| mustachedmystic 05/06/24 7:41:30 AM #5 | The sun will come out, tomorrow!
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| Topic | Mitt Romney admits TikTok ban is intended to control narratives about Israel etc |
| mustachedmystic 05/06/24 7:18:22 AM #14 | Doesnt the idea of banning Tic-Tok predate the Oct. 7 attack?
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| Topic | Have you ever had an MRI done? |
| mustachedmystic 05/04/24 6:10:38 PM #20 | DoubleOSnake posted...
Never had cat though unsureMRI uses magnets, CAT uses x-rays. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Knocked out 50 laps/150 push ups. |
| mustachedmystic 05/04/24 2:07:27 PM #6 | I walked 11 miles.
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| Topic | It's American lunch time. Have you consumed Caffeine today? |
| mustachedmystic 05/04/24 1:43:45 PM #13 | No
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| Topic | Moist Crit1kaL will sue the US Government |
| mustachedmystic 05/04/24 2:18:47 AM #12 | _____Cait posted...
Did his parents really name him thatYea --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Looking back at old Dominos Pizza receipts in my email...Med pizza was 8 fucking |
| mustachedmystic 05/04/24 2:07:11 AM #11 | OMG, I just payed $75 for a Big Mac!!!
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| Topic | Your go-to order from a Chinese restaurant/delivery? |
| mustachedmystic 05/03/24 3:09:52 PM #23 | Cashew chicken
Crab ramfoon egg drop soup --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Did you know that more people are dying from drugs than guns and cars combined? |
| mustachedmystic 05/03/24 8:57:20 AM #42 | Monolith1676 posted...
People started pushing for decriminalization towards the beginning of the decade and decriminalization started happening in 2021 when death rates started to climb even higher.You know what else happened in 2001? Exactly, Third Rock From the Sun went off the air. If we want to reduce overdoses, there is only one logical solution, put John Lithgow back on TV! --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Movies everyone seems to love but you dislike. |
| mustachedmystic 05/01/24 5:37:45 PM #179 | ForsakenHermit posted...
He's the kind of person that most nerds would shove into a locker.LOL --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Burgers Without Pickles |
| mustachedmystic 05/01/24 5:18:55 PM #23 | If I get fast food, pickles are fine, but if I go to a restaurant, no.
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| Topic | Movies everyone seems to love but you dislike. |
| mustachedmystic 05/01/24 5:17:29 PM #176 | Napoleon Dynamite. That expression on his face on the poster, makes me wanna punch him.
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| Topic | What's the first game you ever beat? |
| mustachedmystic 04/28/24 9:46:29 AM #22 | marvel_fan333 posted...
Probably Super Mario Bros 1 --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | UK's NHS doctors say 1mo baby is too sick and gives up; Vatican saves him. |
| mustachedmystic 04/26/24 9:28:42 AM #2 | How long till someone thinks this is a argument against universal healthcare as a whole ignoring that Italy has it as well.
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| Topic | Man Loses His Retirement Investing in Donald Trump |
| mustachedmystic 04/26/24 9:19:32 AM #34 | Deegs posted...
This is just bad all around because DJT has since climbed back to $38/share. Hard to say when he bought it but he sold at pretty much the bottom. Terrible investing choice but also a reminder that for everyone saying that they got rich on a meme stock or coin there are net losers as well.Didnt this guy watch Saturday morning cartoons? Buy low, sell high, you fucking dolt. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Nothing is happening |
| mustachedmystic 04/25/24 8:31:14 PM #4 | https://youtu.be/dxNp3bUDtxY?si=nakSzZEIia5wtNpi
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| Topic | How do you order your burger and/or steak? |
| mustachedmystic 04/24/24 2:52:24 PM #47 | SwayM posted...
Another day that ends in Y, another day that Americans are out their collective minds.I have eaten hundreds of medium rare burgers over the years and havent gotten sick once. Lol st coming down on Americans for this when The French eat raw ground beef with a raw egg on top. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | How do you order your burger and/or steak? |
| mustachedmystic 04/24/24 1:07:02 PM #35 | DoesntMatter posted...
i've never been anywhere that asks you how done you want your burger. where are you guys going that they ask that?Theres this dive bar/grill near me. Weve been going there for over 30 years, and their burgers are excellent --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | How do you order your burger and/or steak? |
| mustachedmystic 04/24/24 10:05:50 AM #7 | Burger med. rare. Steak, rare.
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