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Aloc
05/26/24 1:16:31 AM
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1. You are born a 6 foot 2 to 7 foot 4 male. You pick. You have the talent to be an NBA player and be considered one of the best of all time and the miraculous ability to avoid injury. You are the most popular kid in your school as a youth even if your personality is as exciting as watching paint fry. You will make hundreds of millions in salary and get a shoe deal, endorsements etc by 30. 10s of millions of dollars at 19.

2. You grow up a middle class kid. Average upbringing. You go to college. An ivy league school. You eventually get to Harvard or Yale. You start out in IB and make 200k a year in new york at 22. Your income in 6 figures until you hit your 50s. In which you become a hedge fund manager.

By the time you're in your 60s/70s you are worth 30 billion usd.

Which life would you choose.

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inloveanddeath0
05/26/24 1:17:14 AM
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Born in 1999? I'll pass

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MICHALECOLE
05/26/24 1:18:16 AM
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Life is sex

nba superstar please
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metralo
05/26/24 1:21:26 AM
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if you're 7 foot you have a 1 and 6 chance of playing in the NBA

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ShadowMan033
05/26/24 1:22:37 AM
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NBA

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Aloc
05/26/24 1:23:21 AM
#6:


metralo posted...
if you're 7 foot you have a 1 and 6 chance of playing in the NBA
Yeah but you have the option here to be born a 6 foot 2 Steph Curry type talent that's immune to injury

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solosnake
05/26/24 1:24:08 AM
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luka>

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mustachedmystic
05/26/24 1:26:32 AM
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Shit, this reminds me of an old movie where Brandon Fraser, iirc, where wished to be a baller and he got his wish, and an attractive reporter seduced him after hitting the winning shot, only for her to walk out of the locker room laughing at his micro peen.

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JaiCSC
05/26/24 1:28:11 AM
#9:


Do I retain memories and my current opinions, values and personality with either?

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archizzy
05/26/24 1:33:07 AM
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So have more money than I will ever need at 19 and have a much easier schedule with tons of time off and be fully retired around age 40 or slave away full time and wait until Im 50 before Im rich? This is such a dumb choice lol.

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StealThisSheen
05/26/24 1:35:29 AM
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Aloc posted...
your personality is as exciting as watching paint fry

Wait, paint frying actually sounds pretty damn exciting. Why is the paint frying? Is the house on fire?

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Aloc
05/26/24 1:35:39 AM
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archizzy posted...
So have more money than I will ever need at 19 and have a much easier schedule with tons of time off and be fully retired around age 40 or slave away full time and wait until Im 50 before Im rich? This is such a dumb choice lol.
And yet half of CE would rather be a hedge fund manager.


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Diceheist
05/26/24 1:41:26 AM
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Option 1 seems more likely to attract women tbh.

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Turducken
05/26/24 1:46:17 AM
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I'll pick the NBA superstar. Because with my millions at 19, and my ability to avoid injury, at night I will become what I was always truly meant to be...

A SUPERHERO!!

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metralo
05/26/24 1:46:24 AM
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Aloc posted...
Yeah but you have the option here to be born a 6 foot 2 Steph Curry type talent that's immune to injury

I kinda just wanted to mention it outside of the thread. its a genuine fact its insane

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pegusus123456
05/26/24 1:50:31 AM
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I accidentally clicked the hedge fund manager, but I'd definitely go for the NBA star.

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05/26/24 12:03:46 PM
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Aloc
05/26/24 1:53:56 PM
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Suprised people want to wait so long to be rich lol

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PurestProdigy
05/26/24 1:56:52 PM
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Aloc posted...
Suprised people want to wait so long to be rich lol

Wait so long to be rich when your hypothetical scenario would have me make double what I make now in my 30s at 22 >_>

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Xethuminra
05/26/24 1:58:40 PM
#20:


You trying get me killed or sumthin?

NBA Superstar or hedge fund manager

Geez
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UnicornRaline
05/26/24 1:59:50 PM
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Neither since you said born male. If i get a do-over i want it done right this time

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TimeForAction
05/26/24 2:00:53 PM
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NBA superstar gets more of the kinds of girls Im into

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JoeDangIt
05/26/24 2:03:01 PM
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NBA, more for the platform than the money.
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NoxObscuras
05/26/24 2:06:16 PM
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YellowSUV
05/26/24 2:10:28 PM
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NBA superstar easily. Especially since it mentions I will have 10s of millions of dollars by 19. That's being set for life.

Basically, I would retire after 1 year or keep playing basketball until I got bored of it (since you apparently avoid injury).

I honestly can't believe hedge fund manager is winning.

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Thermador446
05/26/24 2:11:47 PM
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6'2" or taller is gonna be difficult to get into many cars

Plus, getting rich off other people's money is kinda fucking funny when you think about it.

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garan
05/26/24 2:12:03 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Born in 1999? I'll pass


Same.
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TomClark
05/26/24 2:19:49 PM
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I wouldn't enjoy the fame and attention that comes with being a sports star.

But I also wouldn't enjoy the being - and being surrounded by - the sort of insufferable bellend that works in finance.

Tough call.

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Jupiter
05/26/24 2:32:51 PM
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NBA superstar without a doubt. I love playing basketball and even used to joke with my friends in my late 20s that I'm going to get in shape and head for the NBA combine. I'm 33 now though. >_> Worse shape I've been in my life lmao. Plus I'm only 5'9 and had 3 ACL surgeries already.

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Unsuprised_Pika
05/26/24 2:39:47 PM
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Do I keep my memories?

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K181
05/26/24 2:39:53 PM
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The guaranteed no injury part makes the NBA superstar option impossible to turn down for me. Granted, I've always been into sports and have been a gym rat for as long as I've been healthy, so I understand plenty wouldn't want to put in the work necessary.

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Iodine
05/26/24 2:40:09 PM
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Being 7'4 would be awful. Hedge-fund manager please.

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Diceheist
05/26/24 2:40:44 PM
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Aloc posted...
Suprised people want to wait so long to be rich lol

The benefit is not being famous.

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BDSMKane
05/26/24 2:41:27 PM
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'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean up on the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their man ball
Dag, y'all! I never understood, black
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me, I get the hood rats

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K181
05/26/24 2:41:34 PM
#36:


Iodine posted...
Being 7'4 would be awful

That was only the maximum height option.

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YellowSUV
05/26/24 2:46:32 PM
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Iodine posted...
Being 7'4 would be awful. Hedge-fund manager please.

Being that tall does suck, but the "miraculous ability to avoid injury" makes it much more bearable. You would only be annoyed by being too big for the world. You wouldn't need to worry about the health consequences most super tall people face.

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toadfan64
05/26/24 2:48:04 PM
#38:


I hate basketball, but I'll take that deal easy,

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OwlRammer
05/26/24 2:56:27 PM
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NBA has more baddies so that one

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Bass
05/26/24 3:16:11 PM
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NBA. I wouldn't want to be working in my 50s if I was super rich. Millions are more than good enough. I don't need billions.

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Bishop_Hastur
05/26/24 3:22:47 PM
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Hedge Fund. I hate basketball.

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