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| Topic | How do you order your burger and/or steak? |
| mustachedmystic 04/24/24 10:05:50 AM #7 | Burger med. rare. Steak, rare.
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| Topic | New Pearl Jam album is great |
| mustachedmystic 04/24/24 7:37:17 AM #22 | Listen to this guy shitting on Pearl Jam. Dude probably likes Blink-182.
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| Topic | Man I just heard scratching noises outside my window. |
| mustachedmystic 04/24/24 7:14:12 AM #18 | I wouldnt, it might be Scary Terry.
https://youtu.be/-chlaJ2fKk4?si=W-Zfdnq0VEMqbsk9 Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Well it's been real CE |
| mustachedmystic 04/24/24 7:08:43 AM #109 | Its been real. Its been fun. But it hasnt been really fun.
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| Topic | Do you have any ***possible trigger warning*** |
| mustachedmystic 04/24/24 7:05:42 AM #5 | How dare you ask me such a personal question? I am so fucking triggered right now!!! Just kidding. I have a complete heart block(think of it as a short in my hearts wiring), I have a pacemaker that keeps rhythm. I also have a bicuspid aortic valve, and a aneurysm in the ascending portion of the aortic artery.
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| Topic | Strange old wives' tales/myths you heard growing up |
| mustachedmystic 04/24/24 6:23:44 AM #38 | Deej posted...
You can't eat more than one banana in a day, because you'll overdose on potassium.I ate 4 or 5 a day for years. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | are you excited for the upcoming billie eilish album |
| mustachedmystic 04/23/24 12:25:59 PM #4 | No
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| Topic | Remember when we would just watch reruns of sitcoms all day? |
| mustachedmystic 04/23/24 12:23:46 PM #6 | They used to play Mamas Family an hour a day, in order. My brother and I went through the whole series at least 4 times.
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| Topic | Post lyrics from a song off the top of your head. |
| mustachedmystic 04/23/24 6:59:21 AM #452 | We get some rules to follow
That and this, these and those No one knows We get these pills to swallow How they stick in your throat Tastes like gold Oh, what you do to me No one knows --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | What is the most futuristic looking car? |
| mustachedmystic 04/23/24 6:05:23 AM #32 | Link_of_time posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cbec7f07.jpgLooks like a mid 90s car and an early 80s one had a baby. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Just found out my 92 college credits towards a degree potentially didn't expire. |
| mustachedmystic 04/22/24 2:54:10 PM #3 | All my friends call it the big D.
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| Topic | $5 billion but someone on Earth gains superpowers |
| mustachedmystic 04/22/24 10:13:44 AM #10 | Im rich, bitch!!
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| Topic | Does your media and news feed lean right ? |
| mustachedmystic 04/22/24 7:23:22 AM #8 | No
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| Topic | Post lyrics from a song off the top of your head. |
| mustachedmystic 04/22/24 7:14:42 AM #447 | Now shut your dirty mouth
If I could burn this town I wouldn't hesitate To smile while you suffocate and die And that would be just fine And what a lovely time, that it would surely be So bite your tongue And choke yourself to sleep --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | I'm for $60 billion aid to Ukraine but we could also use the same amount to help |
| mustachedmystic 04/22/24 6:00:36 AM #69 | Someone should make a topic about homelessness so we can discuss how we should be giving Ukraine more weapons, especially artillery and Patriot anti air systems.
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| Topic | I'm for $60 billion aid to Ukraine but we could also use the same amount to help |
| mustachedmystic 04/21/24 11:08:43 AM #9 | Shadow_Don posted...
Giving aid to other countries is not the reason why we aren't helping the homeless in this country.This, also, it is so rich hearing Republicans bitch about too much money going into the military industrial complex. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | I don't get it, what am I supposed to see? Help. |
| mustachedmystic 04/21/24 11:04:21 AM #27 | Turbam posted...
JesusDidnt see it till I read your post, but then, BOOM!, Son of God, right smack in my face! --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Strike calmly. Strike slowly. And Strike gently. |
| mustachedmystic 04/21/24 2:06:15 AM #7 | Ok, who is this? Is he just some random person that managed to become a meme? Because he looks familiar to me, and I dont mean just from said memes.
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| Topic | Why is Oxygen considered a drug by the FDA? |
| mustachedmystic 04/21/24 1:57:38 AM #14 | badjay posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicityI was just about to post this. I guess it is true that too much of just about anything can be harmful. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Why is Oxygen considered a drug by the FDA? |
| mustachedmystic 04/21/24 1:45:21 AM #9 | deoxxys posted...
So what you're saying is I can still get safe breathable oxygen that just isn't medical grade?Yes, all you have to do is inhale. Chances are you have done it several times in the past minute. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Kung Fu Panda Exec Says Hollywood Is At a Loss About Anime's Successes |
| mustachedmystic 04/21/24 1:38:53 AM #61 | CARRRNE_ASADA posted...
An "Isekai" ahead of it's time.Is this a joke? I dont know shit about anime, only entered this topic out of boredom. But, if any of it can be compared to that movie, then I dont care to. Seriously, that movie was epically stupid. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | MrBeast deez nuts are one of the worst chocolates ever! |
| mustachedmystic 04/21/24 1:24:38 AM #42 | Youre surprised that Deez Nutz brand chocolate isnt top shelf?
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| Topic | Why is Oxygen considered a drug by the FDA? |
| mustachedmystic 04/21/24 1:22:37 AM #6 | thronedfire2 posted...
because oxygen tanks can be bombsbingo --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Is Taylor Swift the most popular musician today? |
| mustachedmystic 04/21/24 1:21:30 AM #11 | The popularity/notoriety of Taylor Swift is one of those meme topics people here make in order to get attention, like pit bulls, or tipping.
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| Topic | So why haven't you gone outside today? |
| mustachedmystic 04/20/24 12:50:28 PM #7 | But I have.
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| Topic | you pass by a car accident almost every day when driving to work |
| mustachedmystic 04/20/24 12:41:43 PM #10 | Sufferedphoenix posted...
No but quite often there is a car pulled over with hazards goingThe few weeks ago, there was a car on the side of the interstate at 4:45 in the morning without its hazards on and there was a person between the SUV and the traffic lanes. I didnt see him till the last moment and has to swerve into the next lane to avoid hitting him. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Post lyrics from a song off the top of your head. |
| mustachedmystic 04/20/24 11:01:59 AM #436 | When its time to party, we will party hard.
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| Topic | you pass by a car accident almost every day when driving to work |
| mustachedmystic 04/20/24 11:00:26 AM #4 | Last week there was an accident on the interstate that backed up traffic for close to 4 miles. Yesterday there was one closer to home so I exited early and took surface streets the rest of the way home.
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| Topic | Poor Sheamus(WWE) is getting body shamed ;( |
| mustachedmystic 04/20/24 10:30:56 AM #27 | ScazarMeltex posted...
Yeah, there are people who simply don't tan, ever. They just burn, peel, and repeat.I used to think I was one of those people, then I started exercising outside on a regular basis, and found out I was wrong. I am not as tan as I used to be since I started working full time, but I used to get a tan so deep, I would still have tan lines in April. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Your music hot takes. |
| mustachedmystic 04/20/24 10:23:00 AM #73 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Heres some. Weezer sucks! In fact, Undone is physically painful to me. Also, I cannot stomach pop-punk bands with whiny bitch front men. Yes, Blink-182, I am looking at you. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | If we were in an environmental crisis |
| mustachedmystic 04/19/24 10:13:38 AM #9 | CervusCanadensi posted...
Would there be widespread solar panels and wind mills to power civilization???There are Why aren't there mass production of solar panels globally?There is Why does the West keep relying on oil and dirty means of generating electrons????You need baseline power. Cant do it all with wind and solar, and people are afraid on nuclear. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | When you see a pickup truck, |
| mustachedmystic 04/19/24 7:47:17 AM #15 | Wedge_Antilles posted...
Usually when I see a pickup truck my first thought is "how long until I see him cut someone off?"I think this bastard is going to put the petal to the metal just to keep me from merging in front of him. God forbid a Rogue change lanes in front of a lifted F-250. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Poor Sheamus(WWE) is getting body shamed ;( |
| mustachedmystic 04/19/24 7:32:21 AM #6 | If Im gonna body shame him, it wouldnt be for his weight, but for the fact that he is so white, it is as if not a single photon has hit his skin his entire life. Seriously, I am afraid I might go blind just glancing at him.
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| Topic | I dunno if you need to hear this, but your back isn't sore because you're old. |
| mustachedmystic 04/19/24 7:11:10 AM #60 | I pulled a muscle in my right arm last July, and it still hurts when I use it. My doctor said therapy would help, but I dont have time for that, the pain isnt that bad.
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| Topic | Man prays to Donald Trump as police arrest him. |
| mustachedmystic 04/19/24 6:26:39 AM #44 | Foppe posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8d8916a5.jpgWhen I was I Jr. high, people would remove one corner of the clip, then pit it on their thumb, and with a flicking motion, propel it through the air. It for Teachers started confiscating any clips they saw. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | What is America's ultimate weapon? |
| mustachedmystic 04/19/24 6:16:18 AM #4 | Our soft power, aka the influence we get from foreign aid, diplomatic relations, peaceful military assistance, etc.
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| Topic | Your current Karma is now the current year. |
| mustachedmystic 04/18/24 7:25:56 PM #32 | Bass posted...
6961. Humanity will either be dead or living in a utopian paradise. Those are the only options, of course. I'll roll the dice.No, society could have destroyed itself, rebuilt itself, destroyed itself again, and their version of Facebook goes online in 6961. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Google says it's life-threatening, Doctor says it's no biggie |
| mustachedmystic 04/18/24 7:20:12 PM #12 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/2b35b91b.jpg
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| Topic | In video games, do you stick to the path? |
| mustachedmystic 04/18/24 7:09:02 PM #16 | AldousIsDead posted...
God no. Everything but the path. --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Anyone else feel like this board has gotten LESS toxic than it used to be? |
| mustachedmystic 04/18/24 7:05:50 PM #32 | Yeah, during our 4 years of national disgrace, there were a lot of trumpeters, such as Caution polluting this board.
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| Topic | there is a FAT squirrel in my yard |
| mustachedmystic 04/18/24 6:58:17 PM #15 | Ratchetrockon posted...
i've never seen a fat one before i didn't think it were possible --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Have you ever walked out of movie ? |
| mustachedmystic 04/18/24 10:17:08 AM #6 | The Batman where Arnie played Mr. Freeze.
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| Topic | I woke up at four AM thinking I had lost something |
| mustachedmystic 04/18/24 10:07:56 AM #4 | I dreamt I found a bunch of old gold coins, then I misplaced them, and for some reason I was thinking I put them in the cats stomach.
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| Topic | Name songs you like with a color in the title |
| mustachedmystic 04/18/24 7:10:35 AM #43 | Pearl Jam - Black
https://youtu.be/qgaRVvAKoqQ?si=r5uhyxMSeaBciDDd --- I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! |
| Topic | Unofficial Current Events Discord Servers Now Up |
| mustachedmystic 04/18/24 7:03:21 AM #162 | I downloaded the app yesterday, and turned on notifications thinking it would tell me when someone posts in a topic I posted in. Nope, it notifies me when anyone posts in any topic. I had to turn them off, my watch was constantly buzzing me.
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