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TopicIGN Dying Light 2 Review: 7/10
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 11:22:33 AM
#21
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Sure, it was all those things,(except the part about the setting, I like a world that isnt too colorful, makes it seem more like a real place)but, imho, it was tons of fun. I played it four times, GTA:SA was the last game I played through so many times.


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TopicStuffed nose vs Runny nose
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 11:04:12 AM
#14
When my nose runs, it runs like a mountain stream during spring thaw. So, stuffed

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TopicI have tapeworms. How risky is it to keep em a couple months?
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 10:53:42 AM
#13
Damn you TC! now Im imagining how a tape worm can be passed through sexual activity.

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TopicImagine if DIS person was an active CEposter on CE
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 10:14:08 AM
#13
If you're everything, you are nothing.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
Topichow come accents give us away?
mustachedmystic
02/01/22 8:43:16 PM
#6
Do you talk like the people in that SNL skit "The Californians"?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWinston-Salem fertilizer plant at risk of explosion...
mustachedmystic
02/01/22 5:37:00 PM
#10
R1masher posted...
wow, thats crazy are the news casters trying to add levity to this disaster by making second hand smoke references or any thing like that?
I'm sure if they are in the business of making stupid puns based off the name of the town, they've used them up already.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicGraham Nash and India.Arie are also leaving Spotify over Joe Rogan
mustachedmystic
02/01/22 5:12:10 PM
#23
Hopefully this will continue to snowball, till someone like Adele, or Taylor Swift removes their music from the service.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicGregorian calendar is pretty stupid tbh
mustachedmystic
02/01/22 4:11:06 PM
#10
Y'all are calling the winter solstice the beginning of winter, and you aren't wrong, however many people(mostly in temperate climates) consider it the middle of winter.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicC/D: there's some things science can never explain
mustachedmystic
01/31/22 8:15:21 PM
#5
Mistere Man posted...
I wouldnt say never, just not yet.


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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicI can't wait till i have a hella cute white GF like dis guy
mustachedmystic
01/31/22 7:51:52 PM
#8
His team is down 6-1. I wouldn't be happy either.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
Topicif sydney sweeney threw up in a jacuzzi, i wouldn't get out
mustachedmystic
01/31/22 4:50:42 PM
#5
ew

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicAre there undetectable hidden spy cameras?
mustachedmystic
01/30/22 9:58:27 PM
#13
Serious answer: Hidden, yes. Undetectable, no.

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TopicGirl Scout cookies arrived . . . immediately dove in.
mustachedmystic
01/30/22 9:48:16 PM
#50
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Now that I think of it, sometimes they would have leftover boxes, and they would sell door to door, or set up in front of a supermarket


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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
Topicshould I punish myself with chocolatey snacks tn
mustachedmystic
01/30/22 9:45:10 PM
#13
Ive been eating too much chocolate, I gained almost 20 pounds, and my cholesterol is up. Gotta quit.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicI'm getting a cube.
mustachedmystic
01/30/22 5:42:37 PM
#66
0x4B616E6A6F posted...
Is this what a physical NFT is like
No, these actually have value.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicThe Outer Limits
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 6:14:33 PM
#9
I can't remember if it was The Outer Limits, or another reboot of a classic sci-fi anthology, but 4 people are on some kind of treasure hunt in South America when they find a mysterious chalice filled with blood in a cave, and the sun disappears when they drop it and spill all the blood.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicYour crush says ''Hey ugly, its cold as fuck, want to cuddle tonight?''
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 6:10:34 PM
#4
My cold what?

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TopicWorse illness you've ever had?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 6:08:42 PM
#24
Payzmaykr posted...
Mono
D'oh!

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TopicWorse illness you've ever had?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 5:48:36 PM
#8
When I was a senior in high school, I had pneumonia. Not bad enough to be hospitalized, but I did miss a week of school.
Now, if we're counting chronic conditions, I have heart disease, and an aneurysm. Cardiologist says I'll need heart surgery eventually(most likely in the next 8 years).

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicDo you Floss at least every day?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 5:42:50 PM
#4
Twice a day.
I had 4 or 5 cavities filled(can't remember exactly how many) in the last 18 months. I used to have really bad oral hygiene habits.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWent to popeyes and got da 10 piece family meal
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 5:36:46 PM
#3
Sure, get fat Vegy. That'll help you get laid.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicIs there an app that makes your phone shout OW when dropped?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 5:14:00 PM
#13
JimCarrysToe posted...
I love the woman kinda just saying and not yelling noooooo lol

This is the best yell. Need him cursing at the top of his lungs afterwards tho, or maybe that fish from spongebob going MY LEG!
Even better
https://youtu.be/E3OpgwpgqXA
Purple drapes!


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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicImagine if we just adequately funded science
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 4:53:40 PM
#6
We'd have reached the singularity years ago, and the AI would have found a habitable planet to send all the luddite Trumpeters.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicIs there an app that makes your phone shout OW when dropped?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 4:40:46 PM
#9
How about one that makes another kind of noise when you plug in da charging cable?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWhat was the first thing in gaming to truly wow you?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 3:54:23 PM
#8
nativengine posted...
Mortal Kombat in the arcades
Or

BettyWhite posted...
Mario 64


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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicShe says ''What do I have to do for you to buy this kit? I'm desperate''
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 1:55:53 PM
#5
Just as I figured, it's a vape kit.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicGirls are saying NO to small engagement rings
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 1:46:58 PM
#75
HylianFox posted...
I'm honestly rather impressed by how tiny that ring is
That cannot be a real ring, it's too thin.

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TopicTopic for iPhone users
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 10:02:00 AM
#10
XR

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TopicPOV: You're being tormented and forced to dance by the spirits of boogie
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 9:07:28 AM
#4
I assumed dis would be about Boogie2988.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicGirl Scout cookies arrived . . . immediately dove in.
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 8:58:58 AM
#44
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

The way I remember it, is they come by the house, and you place your order, then they deliver them a month later or so. It may be different now, I can't remember the last time a girl scout rang my doorbell.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicGirl Scout cookies arrived . . . immediately dove in.
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 8:56:56 AM
#43
I can't even think about eating Girl Scout cookies. I've been eating too much candy, and gained a bunch of weight. It also doesn't help that I haven't been exercising much this month.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWhat was the last game you used Cheat Codes for?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 8:54:55 AM
#5
I wasn't much into them, though even as a kid I couldn't beat Contra without the Konomi code, and I did have a lot of fun with the cheat codes in Doom, and Doom 2.

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Topicwho would represent GameFAQs when Fox News calls to interview gamefaqs
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 8:39:17 AM
#34
I just assumed they were a couple of extremely awkward neurotypical people. It never crossed my mind they they are disabled.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicJoni Mitchell next to remove her music from Spotify over Joe Rogan
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 8:27:44 AM
#140
Rathinor posted...
Isn't it bad that Rogan is getting people who have trouble tying their shoes (his main audience) killed?
Idiots make more babies den smart people(and do it at a younger age). Spotify will be fine.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWho needs the Rock when you can have Aquaman!?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 8:24:05 AM
#14
Now dis topic is about ridiculous(future) F&F plot points.

Dom and da boys go back in time to kill Hitler in da cradle.

Republican F&F: Dey prove da big lie, and get Trump reinstated!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWho needs the Rock when you can have Aquaman!?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 8:10:36 AM
#10
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Have dey explored da Hollow Earth yet? How about da bottom of da Flat Earth?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWake up, sheeple
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 8:06:21 AM
#7
Newsflash: Several frozen Republicans found in Central Park.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWho needs the Rock when you can have Aquaman!?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 7:59:52 AM
#7
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
they went into space in the last movie
Well den, how about da bottom of da Mariana Trench?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicScenario: your wife/gf gives you a dutch oven
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 7:57:24 AM
#6
brotrrwinner posted...
I bake her some nice cookies on my new oven
Someone doesn't know what a dutch oven is.

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TopicWhat wallet do you use?
mustachedmystic
01/29/22 7:56:19 AM
#30
@No_U_L7 , what kinda wallet do you rock, and how much does it cost? Dis topic is right up your alley.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
Topicwho would represent GameFAQs when Fox News calls to interview gamefaqs
mustachedmystic
01/28/22 8:26:08 PM
#32
Dakimakura posted...
these CEMen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIyRqu0YhuM
Ok, dat was wonderfully hilarious. Dat person on da right, is dat a frumpy chick, or are dose da largest man boobs I've ever seen? Seriously, I cannot tell.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicWhat's a song you like from a genre of music you usually dislike?
mustachedmystic
01/28/22 8:15:49 PM
#12
Bob Marley - Jammin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqVy6eRXc7Q

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Topichow many alcoholic drinks do you average a week?
mustachedmystic
01/28/22 8:09:14 PM
#18
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicI can't take anyones music opinions serious who's not an audiophile
mustachedmystic
01/28/22 7:52:23 PM
#5
But you're not hearing it in the best quality, unless you are hearing it live, being played by the best musicians alive, using the very best instruments in existence, in an acoustically perfect venue. So, your opinion is invalid, as well as mine, and 99.99999% of everyone alive.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
Topic'Tiger King' Joe Exotic resentenced to 21 years in prison
mustachedmystic
01/28/22 5:23:06 PM
#17
What a horrible name. Sounds like an early '80s strip club promoter. Wearing a bad rug and a polyester leisure suit, driving a dented DeLorean.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicMy girlfriend brought home a kitten
mustachedmystic
01/26/22 10:03:58 PM
#20
NecroFoul99 posted...
Best name for a kitty is Gary.

I dunno why, but the thought of calling a cat or dog Gary cracks me up.
Imagine if TC could get the kitten to wear a Vault 108 jumpsuit!

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicYou guys eat your apple yet?
mustachedmystic
01/26/22 9:55:17 PM
#6
I eat bananas, and oranges.

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TopicDid you ever watch that old tv miniseries V?
mustachedmystic
01/26/22 9:54:09 PM
#7
I barely remember it, I was pretty young.

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