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Topic$5,000,000 but you have to wrestle Donald Trump
mustachedmystic
02/06/22 7:36:00 AM
#20
Now that Im over the sqeemishness brought on by the mere thought of touching him. The first things I buy are 100 gallons of Purell to bathe in, and some body wash and shampoo to scrub the fake tan off.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicCan we just admit that the internet was a bad idea?
mustachedmystic
02/06/22 7:30:30 AM
#20
PikachuMaxwell posted...
The Internet is a tool. It can be used for bad, but can also be used for good.
Like a gun, or an opioid, or money.

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TopicCan you cook eggs sunny side up without fucking up?
mustachedmystic
02/06/22 7:26:50 AM
#7
I assume he means without breaking the yolk. Anyone with the hand eye coordination to beat 1-1 should be able to.

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TopicI gotta win her back
mustachedmystic
02/06/22 7:23:05 AM
#14
She obviously does not know what she wants, only what she doesnt,(to be alone, even for a minute). You are better off without her.

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Topic$5,000,000 but you have to wrestle Donald Trump
mustachedmystic
02/06/22 7:18:38 AM
#16
ew

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicTERFs have a new target: Gay bottoms
mustachedmystic
02/06/22 6:56:37 AM
#3
Shes mad that a gay man(assumption) is using a term that she most likely considers sexist?

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicThis MIB 2 scene cracks me up.
mustachedmystic
02/05/22 7:40:27 PM
#7
Is dat fella he was beatboxing with famous? Dere's something familiar about his face.

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TopicCereal is a strange food if you think about it
mustachedmystic
02/05/22 1:03:04 PM
#2
I eat it without milk.

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TopicWhat's your current temperature (F)?
mustachedmystic
02/05/22 12:45:40 PM
#33
19 F
caps

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TopicIndia: 1.3 billion people
mustachedmystic
02/05/22 8:51:55 AM
#13
What sport?

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TopicIs smart watch the biggest flop after those foldable screen phones?
mustachedmystic
02/05/22 8:50:15 AM
#12
Whenever I see a doctor or go to the hospital , it seems like everyone is wearing an Apple Watch. And I see them all the time when I am exercising out on the trail.

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TopicStuffed nose vs Runny nose
mustachedmystic
02/05/22 8:47:38 AM
#17
One more thing, the way your nose gets chafed after blowing it all day. Fucking sucks.

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TopicRockstar officially confirms next GTA
mustachedmystic
02/05/22 8:39:50 AM
#52
Vicious_Dios posted...
Ever since their focus shifted to GTA: Online I found it difficult to give a fuck about R* anymore.


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TopicIs smart watch the biggest flop after those foldable screen phones?
mustachedmystic
02/05/22 8:34:47 AM
#8
I use mine all the time, to track my workouts, send and read texts, and to read notifications. Also, it can tell me if Im in a-fib.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicMeanwhile, in England
mustachedmystic
02/05/22 8:21:30 AM
#28
UnfairRepresent posted...
Lol we had a topic about English food a while back and about 50 UK users ran in to insist how good the food was and call everyone else liars.

So.... Yeah.
I can kinda understand where they are coming from. Ive lived in St. Louis my whole life, and the internet loves bagging on our pizza.

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TopicNia Jax (WWE wrestler) confessed to a felony on Twitter.
mustachedmystic
02/04/22 5:37:46 PM
#13
I don't know who runs it, but vaccination history is part of your electronic medical record.

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TopicWhat do you think of people who refuse to wear headphones/earbuds?
mustachedmystic
02/03/22 7:19:13 PM
#3
I do occasionally see people on the trail with music blaring out of their phone for all to hear. see. Doesn't bother me though.

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TopicInternational Space Station to crash in the Pacific Ocean in 2031, NASA announes
mustachedmystic
02/03/22 4:19:50 PM
#14
SSJPurple posted...
Looks like they didnt think ahead before launching it in the first place
The only other option is to not have a space station.

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TopicInternational Space Station to crash in the Pacific Ocean in 2031, NASA announes
mustachedmystic
02/03/22 1:09:47 PM
#11
SSJPurple posted...
That definitely sounds environmentally friendly
It's not like they have any other choice.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicThoughts about the Noah's Ark story
mustachedmystic
02/03/22 12:55:03 PM
#22
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://youtu.be/CqeXZFMxJn8?t=27

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TopicWhy do you like Biden? Please note, 'He's Not Trump' is not accepted.
mustachedmystic
02/03/22 11:36:30 AM
#61
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Judging from the size of his hands, you could approximate the experience using a candy corn.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicI'm quitting drinking.
mustachedmystic
02/03/22 11:30:13 AM
#73
Reading through topics like this make me raealize I wasnt as heavy a drinker as I thought I was.

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TopicLego Titanic is massive, not sure where tf it's going
mustachedmystic
02/03/22 10:34:36 AM
#7
Why is there an American flag on it?

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TopicScenario: You wake up one day and realize you're middle aged and in a rut
mustachedmystic
02/03/22 8:13:39 AM
#9
is that pic. you UR? Dont bother lying, well know.

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TopicThis kpop performance on youtube has 5 million views cuz of the thumbnail
mustachedmystic
02/03/22 6:13:38 AM
#16
MixedRaceBaby posted...
she was born in 2001 so shes 21. dunno what to tell you.
Didnt say she was a child. A lot of these K-pop types look real young.

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TopicWhat are you looking forward for dis year?
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 8:47:14 PM
#3
I hate to be a negative Nelly, but I picture you here posting pictures of cute as fuck white chicks next nye.

As for me, I'm looking forward to spring, I've been stuck inside way too much this past month, and it's getting old.

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TopicKen Jeong and Robin Thicke LEAVE after RUDY GUILIANI appears on MASKED SINGER!!
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 7:57:29 PM
#4
Friggin' Guiliani!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ2Xtdfj_cc

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicDo you have CABLE, FIBRE or DSL internet??
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 7:54:32 PM
#9
DSL, it sucks donkey nuts. Hoping to upgrade to fiber soon.

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Vegy is a 30 year old man, who's pretending to be a 60 year old woman that likes to act like a 57 year old man that pretends to be a horny 16 year old boy.
TopicThis kpop performance on youtube has 5 million views cuz of the thumbnail
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 7:33:46 PM
#11
She looks like a child, a child with a mic. pressed into her face.

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TopicGonna share what my ULTRA CHRISTIAN, never cursing grandma said in her sleep
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 5:36:40 PM
#5
I just googled it, and got a brush made for cleaning "hard to reach areas".

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TopicCharlie Kirk claims that the transgender movement is a gateway to cyborgs.
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 5:29:20 PM
#28
But, I'm cis, and I am already a cyborg.

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TopicRotterdam to dismantle historic bridge for Jeff Bezos' superyacht to pass.
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 4:11:31 PM
#30
eston posted...
I think it's more fair to criticize the shipyard for building a ship too big to get out without dismantling a bridge
Only if they didn't realize till the last minute that they would have to do so.

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TopicRotterdam to dismantle historic bridge for Jeff Bezos' superyacht to pass.
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 4:09:36 PM
#29
divot1338 posted...
Because just like buildings, highways, cars and asses everything gets bigger over time.

Having an old landmark straddling the entrance to your shipyards is dumb.
I'm guessing that was the best place to build the yard, the best place to build the bridge, and that it lifts high enough to accommodate every other ship built there before now.

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TopicRotterdam to dismantle historic bridge for Jeff Bezos' superyacht to pass.
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 3:59:57 PM
#20
Zikten posted...
Why didn't they just build the fucking boat on the other side of the bridge?
I'm guessing there isn't a shipyard on the other side. Can't build a half billion dollar yacht just anywhere.

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TopicRotterdam to dismantle historic bridge for Jeff Bezos' superyacht to pass.
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 3:58:53 PM
#18
divot1338 posted...
Kind of dumb to have a non movable bridge like that blocking the waterway to a major shipyard.
It is movable, but Bezos' ship is so large, it cannot fit under the bridge, even when it's completely lifted.

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TopicRotterdam to dismantle historic bridge for Jeff Bezos' superyacht to pass.
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 3:52:34 PM
#10
Temporarily dismantled so it can get from the shipyard it was built at to open sea.

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TopicI'm in love with Olivia rodrigos mouth, throat and set of lungs
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 2:32:25 PM
#2
Dude, you are being even creepier than normal today.

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TopicRussian is literally about to invade Ukraine aggressively but seems no one cares
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 2:21:02 PM
#5
Its been headline news for weeks, it sure, n one cares.

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TopicDo you think Sydney Sweeney is a virgin
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 1:51:27 PM
#6
Whats it about? Celebs you wanna fuck, but never will? Good luck finding a publisher.

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TopicFootball. Do you like it?
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 1:48:46 PM
#7
voted like it even though I rarely watch it anymore.

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TopicLol meteorologists
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 1:47:10 PM
#23
Winter storms are notoriously hard to predict. A 30 mile shift in a storms path can be the difference between a foot of snow, and 2 inches.

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TopicDo you think Sydney Sweeney is a virgin
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 1:44:07 PM
#3
Vegy gonna Vegy!

yeah, yeah, youre not Vegy, whatever

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TopicIGN Dying Light 2 Review: 7/10
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 1:21:59 PM
#50
I was watching a gameplay video earlier, an he used some kind of consumable that kinda looked like an asthma inhaler which filled up the meter. Or, are there multiple meters to keep full?

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TopicWhat's that famous photo of the blonde girl sitting on the couch?
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 12:42:50 PM
#21
She looks so tiny in that picture. It's like a Grunt surrounded by a bunch of Elite.

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TopicIGN Dying Light 2 Review: 7/10
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 11:33:34 AM
#32
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Slums was the first map, Old Town was the second.

For fuck sakes man, thats like complaining that all the levels in Tie Fighter have the same fly around in space philosophy.

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TopicIGN Dying Light 2 Review: 7/10
mustachedmystic
02/02/22 11:30:12 AM
#27
@DuranOfForcena youre gonna act like Old Town feels just like The Slums?

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