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| Topic | Boy I sure wish Ninja Garden wasn't a dead franchise |
| AlisLandale 02/08/21 4:55:51 PM #4 | If there's one thing Harvest Moon didn't have enough of, it was stealth missions where I sneak into town at night and assassinate villagers. --- |
| Topic | This week EA will decide whether or not they will kill Anthem |
| AlisLandale 02/08/21 4:53:42 PM #11 | MC_BatCommander posted... They're definitely killing it, there's no more money to be made from Anthem I mean, Square saved FF14 from irrelevancy with ARR. You just gotta believe. >_> --- |
| Topic | If Bioware goes back on their decision to change the ass camera angles in ME: LE |
| AlisLandale 02/08/21 4:43:38 PM #13 | Don't worry Doom I'll buy two copies to make up for your lost sale. One for each of Miranda's glorious cheeks. --- |
| Topic | Last show you watched you're TRAPPED in! |
| AlisLandale 02/08/21 4:02:38 PM #26 | Pororo lmao. Guess I die from exposure while that cheeky little penguin is off having some sort of adventure or soemthing But if were only doing shows I watched of my own volition, Kamen Rider Agito, which, uh...I guess Im fine as long as I dont manifest any psychic powers --- |
| Topic | It's fucking bull shit dogs don't get as many pets as they should get |
| AlisLandale 02/08/21 4:01:20 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Things that relax/make you feel good |
| AlisLandale 02/08/21 2:13:13 PM #19 | |
| Topic | The perfect Pokémon, but it's a defensive ice type |
| AlisLandale 02/08/21 6:43:19 AM #1 | |
| Topic | What is the WORST Cutscene in the FF series Nomination Topic (no spoilers)? |
| AlisLandale 02/08/21 6:29:42 AM #71 | ultimate reaver posted... the good final fantasies are for me tbh no theyre for me --- |
| Topic | Digimon Cyber Sleuth |
| AlisLandale 02/08/21 5:09:19 AM #5 | Tfw theres a delinquent schoolgirl version of Lilymon but shes not in the game  --- |
| Topic | The Phantom Penis |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 11:48:49 PM #2 | |
| Topic | What's your opinion on Swedish-made penis enlarger pumps? |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 11:04:44 PM #1 | |
| Topic | What is the WORST Cutscene in the FF series Nomination Topic (no spoilers)? |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 11:00:14 PM #69 | ultimate reaver posted... but the rest of it is so awkward and melodramatic its shocking friendo, if awkward melodrama isnt your bag, then this franchise just isnt for you. >_> --- |
| Topic | Jesus Christ, there's too many streaming services >_> |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 7:45:29 PM #42 | Chicken posted... Eventually there will be bundle plans and it will have all come full circle. Vrv already exists for a lot of the niche services lmao --- |
| Topic | I like to drink milk out of my wonder woman cup |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 7:29:13 AM #10 | coh posted... imagine beeing breastfed by wonder woman get this 4chan shit outta here --- |
| Topic | I hate carrying capacity in RPGs. |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 5:19:37 AM #7 | Flauros posted... This key takes up the same amount of space as this gun. I could just put it in my pocket, but nah. In the Resident Evil universe all keys are the size of guns. ...or maybe all guns are the size of keys... --- |
| Topic | You know, the level curve in Johto isn't that bad |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 5:16:32 AM #4 | I mean after you beat the E4 you shouldnt need to grind again for the entire post-game up until Mt Silver. Unless youre talking like, getting them to 100 for competition or something, but back in the day everyone had a friend with a game shark. >_> --- |
| Topic | You know, the level curve in Johto isn't that bad |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 5:08:57 AM #1 | Its not a traditional curve by any means, but it works. After you beat Morty, the map opens up and you have 3 gyms and two side-quests open to you in any order you like. Your team now should be about level 25, which is more than enough to tackle any challenge the game throws at you all the way up to Claire, who you can beat with a team as low as 30, which you shouldve passed if you fought every trainer. This leaves a surprisingly mild end-game grind, as Victory Road has some beefy exp bags in the form of Machoke and Rhydon, and you can realistically beat the Elite 4 going with a team in the high 30s to 40. Further simplifying things are the multiple nukes the game throws at you. Abra into Alakazam speaks for itself, as Pyschic was still a strong type in Gen 2. You get access Gastly very early, who in addition to having an excellent typing for in-game, gets Curse, which guarantees KOs after 4 turns. And if you have a friend who can trade it up to a Gengar, it gets access to the three elemental punches coming off its massive sp. attack, making it the all-powerful punching god Hitmonchan can only dream of being. you also get Miltank, who, with an X Accuracy boost, tears through everything with roll out. Sudowoodo is a surprisingly sturdy and hard-hitting power house. And then fucking Jynx, who can outspeed and OHKO Lance the hax master with ice punch even with a 10-level disadvantage. Like, with even the slightest bit of brain power put into team building, there shouldnt be any massive need to grind. (Unless you want Espeon/Umbreon, in which case your best bet is to catch a ditto and breed the one Bill gives you. Because happiness is a shit evolution mechanic >_>) anyways theres no point to this topic but I just finished a Crystal run and had a lot of fun with it. and hey, if it gets too hard you can just clone rate candys and stat vitamins lmao --- |
| Topic | One, you're like a dream come true |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 3:55:40 AM #5 | |
| Topic | Is the Giza Sphinx the world's greatest furry art? |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 3:45:32 AM #1 | |
| Topic | I need a good, fun, mobile game. |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 3:30:53 AM #8 | |
| Topic | Scientists have taught spinach to send emails |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 3:08:15 AM #38 | |
| Topic | If u could renamed the Moon, what will it be? |
| AlisLandale 02/07/21 2:33:09 AM #9 | |
| Topic | Rhyperior, Electivire, and Magmortar |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 8:22:42 PM #27 | Magmar always looked kind of weird so his evolution is on brand. Electivire is great. Rhyperior looks like they were going for some sort of armored look but didn't know what to do with it. Shouldn't have changed his color scheme tho --- |
| Topic | The reason why the new Spider-Man movies are bad is because spoilers |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 8:19:24 PM #4 | realtalkguy posted... Peter is an idiot, I mean he is supposedly this genius but he gave the glasses to some random dude. The movies are about the mistakes he made Spider-Man has always been a soap opera about Peter's shitty life and how his shitty life choices occasionally contributes to how shitty it is. I haven't watch a Spider-Man movie since the first ASM though so I can't comment on how stupid this particular instance was. >_> --- |
| Topic | Who is Jeff Tiedrich, and why does Reddit post his generic leftist tweets |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 8:14:22 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Post things that should be b7 |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 8:08:58 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Overlooked 8-bit games |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 8:04:15 PM #3 | Dark_SilverX posted... Little Nemo Wetdream Master I don't think that's what it's called. ._. --- |
| Topic | Overlooked 8-bit games |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 8:03:00 PM #1 | Like everyone and their mother knows about Zelda, Mario 3, Ninja Gaiden, Batman, etc. What are some genuinely good 8-bit games that don't get talked about enough? Gotta shill for Xexyz. Fun little adventure/shooter hybrid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8DtN5o8gIU --- |
| Topic | The episode of House with his dad's funeral never sat right with me *spoilers* |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 6:16:23 PM #1 | So usually the show is pretty good about shitting on House to balance the fact that hes an insufferable ass to everyone else. Normally, this is also how the show demonstrates that the way House behaves is abnormal, and not how mature adults handle their problems. But then we get to the episode where Wilson gets wrangled into wrangling House down to his dads funeral. The general moral of the story seeming to be, Yes, House, your dad was an abusive asshole, and you were actually right about everything this time (as opposed to only being right about medical diagnoses), but you should still respect the mans death because hes family. Like fuck that shit. Abusive parents can rot alone. No amount of hes your dad entitles them to the theater of a dignified memorial. >_> Its a good thing all that nonsense was really just an excuse to get House and Wilson to deal with their falling out otherwise the episode wouldve been unsalvageable. <_< --- |
| Topic | Women aren't your property. |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 5:33:33 PM #18 | |
| Topic | Ugh I have to write 6-8 page essay about the Space Force and I want to die |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 5:19:52 PM #9 | If you want to get cheeky, you can focus on the official slogan using heritage as a platitude and tie it to the countrys history of oppression and colonialism. >_> --- |
| Topic | Isn't it awesome how Trump has basically just disappeared? |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 8:08:35 AM #21 | |
| Topic | $1000 / week, or a personal, wise-cracking British butler |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 5:39:07 AM #5 | DrizztLink posted... How does the butler pay for stuff? The butler has been magicked into your life through the power of gamefaqs.GameStop.com, and will automatically have the necessary means of sustaining themself independent of your budget. However, anything they do/buy for you must come from your money. --- |
| Topic | $1000 / week, or a personal, wise-cracking British butler |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 5:36:18 AM #1 | The money is tax free and is paid to you in the form of Susan B Anthony and Sacajawea coins. The butler is a live-in personal servant of your preferred gender and appearance (the British accent is non-negotiable, however). If you dont have a spare room, then one will magically materialize in your home, though only the butler is allowed in there. The butler will be at your service from 7 am to 7 pm and will tend to the home keeping and meals, as well as running any errands you may need. However, they will constantly make snide, dry commentary of the things going around in your home and life, and will occasionally roast you over one of your insecurities. Which do you choose? --- |
| Topic | What games have Women in Bikini Armor ? |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 3:53:02 AM #22 | The Amazon from Golden Axe had bikini armor iirc. (But the swordsman also only wore a loincloth) FFXIV used to have the the subligar, which was a gender-non-discriminating form of bikini armor. But last I heard they ditched it, those cowards. >_> --- |
| Topic | C/D: the owner of a lonely heart is much better than the owner of a broken heart |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 3:49:27 AM #7 | viewmaster_pi posted... I too listen to Yes now and then You listen to who? --- |
| Topic | C/D: the owner of a lonely heart is much better than the owner of a broken heart |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 3:09:00 AM #1 | |
| Topic | I'm going to Las Vegas soon. Any recommendations? |
| AlisLandale 02/06/21 12:18:24 AM #6 | There was this gimmick bar where everything was made of ice. You had to wear a parka and it looked like it couldve been Mr. Freezes lair lol. overpriced as shit for just some drinks but the atmosphere was cool if youre into that sorta thing. --- |
| Topic | Why is Imp Midna so sexualized? |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 10:00:51 PM #34 | I agree. There's literally a 9-foot tall goth mommy gf Midna and people fantasize about fucking the one shaped like a 12 year old. Shits wack. --- |
| Topic | FFXIV Announcement Showcase |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 9:26:40 PM #48 | Ving_Rhames posted... Just here to say wait what happened to scholar? >_> --- |
| Topic | Bioware to edit sexual content in Mass Effect LE |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 7:45:47 PM #60 | hockeybub89 posted... Yeah, if we don't have nonsensical ass shots in non-sexual scenes, then we might as well stick every woman in a burqa! The answer isnt to edit out gratuitous ass shots. The answer is to edit in gratuitous bulge shots. --- |
| Topic | -_- is a very annoying emoji thanks to cpt pineapple. |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 7:16:38 PM #18 | electricbugs2 posted... Worst gimmick on the board and it isnt close. i can think of at least 4 gimmick accounts worse than Cpt Pineapple >_> --- |
| Topic | San Francisco school district says acronyms are symptom of white supremacy |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 7:15:09 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Wisconsin teachers on leave after asking kids how they would punish slaves |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 7:09:07 PM #19 | Next weeks assignment: A school teacher disrespected their students by asking them how they would punish a slave. How would you punish them? --- |
| Topic | FFXIV Announcement Showcase |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 7:05:07 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Bioware to edit sexual content in Mass Effect LE |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 7:00:10 PM #45 | Lara got a reduction. Samus got a reduction. Tifa got a reduction. There is a pattern here. You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern. I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever. No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here. If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was. Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation. It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly. Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive. It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy. Fuck! --- |
| Topic | Power Rangers: Dino Fury |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 6:54:18 PM #3 | Feb 20 is a lot sooner than I was expecting. Kinda excited that theyre making Gaisorg the main villain after how wasted he was in Ryusoulger. Now if only there was a way for someone in Korea to watch an American cable TV show. Alas. <_> Airhammy posted... I'm curious if they will explain Izzy's height as the Sentai character is male and about equal in height to the other male Rangers, yet Tessa is the shortest of the American cast. Tbh Im not really a fan of taking time to explain trivial detail like that. (Well, Dr K pulled it off that one time, but theyll never top that scene so they shouldnt try) The show established in Turbo that PR powers can alter your size and physique. We can just handwave it that way. <_< --- |
| Topic | You're not a real man unless you do these |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 6:40:07 PM #5 | |
| Topic | Names that only old people have |
| AlisLandale 02/05/21 5:50:43 PM #1 | |
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