week, or a personal, wise-cracking British butler

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AlisLandale 02/06/21 5:36:18 AM #1:	The money is tax free and is paid to you in the form of Susan B Anthony and Sacajawea coins. The butler is a live-in personal servant of your preferred gender and appearance (the British accent is non-negotiable, however). If you dont have a spare room, then one will magically materialize in your home, though only the butler is allowed in there. The butler will be at your service from 7 am to 7 pm and will tend to the home keeping and meals, as well as running any errands you may need. However, they will constantly make snide, dry commentary of the things going around in your home and life, and will occasionally roast you over one of your insecurities. Which do you choose? --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:950336387] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>The money is tax free and is paid to you in the form of Susan B Anthony and Sacajawea coins. The butler is a live-in personal servant of your preferred gender and appearance (the British accent is non-negotiable, however). If you dont have a spare room, then one will magically materialize in your home, though only the butler is allowed in there. The butler will be at your service from 7 am to 7 pm and will tend to the home keeping and meals, as well as running any errands you may need. However, they will constantly make snide, dry commentary of the things going around in your home and life, and will occasionally roast you over one of your insecurities. Which do you choose? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 02/06/21 5:37:37 AM #2:	How does the butler pay for stuff? --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/M8h2ATe https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:950336400] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>How does the butler pay for stuff? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 02/06/21 5:37:50 AM #3:	Money. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:950336405] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 02/06/21 5:38:09 AM #4:	Does the butler get a lunch break --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:950336408] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Does the butler get a lunch break </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 02/06/21 5:39:07 AM #5:	DrizztLink posted... How does the butler pay for stuff? The butler has been magicked into your life through the power of gamefaqs.GameStop.com, and will automatically have the necessary means of sustaining themself independent of your budget. However, anything they do/buy for you must come from your money. --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:950336418] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite> <quote>How does the butler pay for stuff?</quote> The butler has been magicked into your life through the power of gamefaqs.GameStop.com, and will automatically have the necessary means of sustaining themself independent of your budget. However, anything they do/buy for you must come from your money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 02/06/21 5:39:55 AM #6:	The butler, it amounts to more than 1000 per week and it would free up so much time. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 Boop Trooper reporting for duty. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:950336426] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>The butler, it amounts to more than 1000 per week and it would free up so much time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbstraktProfSC2 02/06/21 5:53:51 AM #7:	the one where I dont have to go to work anymore --- Talk about backseat fishing. <cite>AbstraktProfSC2 posted [p:950336563] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>the one where I dont have to go to work anymore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kirbyakaZ 02/06/21 5:57:07 AM #8:	The money is untaxed $52,000. That's a damn good salary for doing literally nothing. Move to the Midwest or anywhere cheap and you'll live like a king. --- https://www.twitch.tv/mattthehat I stream Beat Saber Monday-Friday at midnight PST! You can request songs for me to dance to, even the Kirby Dance! <cite>kirbyakaZ posted [p:950336591] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>The money is untaxed $52,000. That's a damn good salary for doing literally nothing. Move to the Midwest or anywhere cheap and you'll live like a king. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Joker98 02/06/21 5:57:31 AM #9:	Always choose the butler. You can ask the butler for unlimited money. It's like asking a genie for more wishes. --- ~~Every day I'm husseling and busseling~~ <cite>Joker98 posted [p:950336598] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Always choose the butler. You can ask the butler for unlimited money. It's like asking a genie for more wishes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 02/06/21 5:59:12 AM #10:	Money. I could just stop working and live comfortably for the rest of my life. I wouldnt mind cleaning up after myself and I like cooking. --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:950336620] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Money. I could just stop working and live comfortably for the rest of my life. I wouldnt mind cleaning up after myself and I like cooking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 02/06/21 6:09:02 AM #11:	Is the Butler from England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland? And which accent? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:950336724] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Is the Butler from England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland? And which accent? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 02/06/21 6:11:38 AM #12:	Since you didn't specify, I want my butler to have an incredibly thick Brummie accent. Someone who you just feel sorry for when you hear them speak. --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:950336751] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Since you didn't specify, I want my butler to have an incredibly thick Brummie accent. Someone who you just feel sorry for when you hear them speak.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 02/06/21 6:13:01 AM #13:	I want him to be either from Northern Ireland or English with a Yorkshire accent. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:950336771] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>I want him to be either from Northern Ireland or English with a Yorkshire accent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 02/06/21 6:31:13 AM #14:	Can I get a maid instead? <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:950336934] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Can I get a maid instead? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 02/06/21 6:37:59 AM #15:	can he be like Niles from The Nanny and can I fuck him? --- https://imgur.com/hRsG4 https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg https://imgur.com/Z4cir https://imgur.com/qEyGS https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:950337006] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>can he be like Niles from The Nanny and can I fuck him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdrianBeterson 02/06/21 6:56:04 AM #16:	Butler, because then I can get a British former military trained butler who can help me become the Batman. --- https://imgur.com/EvtcK3P <cite>AdrianBeterson posted [p:950337159] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Butler, because then I can get a British former military trained butler who can help me become the Batman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 02/06/21 7:10:05 AM #17:	the money. If I had enough money not to work, i could spend time doing butler chores that I enjoy --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:950337287] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>the money. If I had enough money not to work, i could spend time doing butler chores that I enjoy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 02/06/21 7:11:52 AM #18:	I sure hope he likes dark caves and the name Alfred --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:950337301] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>I sure hope he likes dark caves and the name Alfred </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/06/21 7:24:45 AM #19:	The butler would be invaluable. Even more so if he has combat skills. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950337444] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>The butler would be invaluable. Even more so if he has combat skills. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 02/06/21 7:28:59 AM #20:	gunplagirl posted... The butler would be invaluable. Even more so if he has combat skills. High expectation can lead to disapointment, let butler choose how they want to live! #ButlerLifeMatters <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:950337483] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>The butler would be invaluable. Even more so if he has combat skills.</quote>High expectation can lead to disapointment, let butler choose how they want to live! #ButlerLifeMatters </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 02/06/21 7:31:07 AM #21:	DB_Insider posted... High expectation can lead to disapointment, let butler choose how they want to live! #ButlerLifeMatters So battle maid, then? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:950337510] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>DB_Insider posted... </cite> <quote>High expectation can lead to disapointment, let butler choose how they want to live! #ButlerLifeMatters</quote>So battle maid, then? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 02/06/21 7:34:44 AM #22:	Well that a no brainer. --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:950337557] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Well that a no brainer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DB_Insider 02/06/21 7:34:51 AM #23:	gunplagirl posted... So battle maid, then? I always facsinate with battle maid anime. The 2000s were filled with them like hand Maid Mai etc <cite>DB_Insider posted [p:950337558] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>So battle maid, then?</quote>I always facsinate with battle maid anime. The 2000s were filled with them like hand Maid Mai etc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 02/06/21 7:54:02 AM #24:	I'm already roasted daily by my maid. Butler give. --- I just want to restore this world back to the natural. Bring order to this broken reality. To the way it should have been, all those many years ago. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:950337817] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>I'm already roasted daily by my maid. Butler give. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 02/06/21 8:05:47 AM #25:	Butler. I need a Geoffrey in my life. --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:950337987] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Butler. I need a Geoffrey in my life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokison 02/06/21 10:50:31 AM #26:	UnholyMudcrab posted... Since you didn't specify, I want my butler to have an incredibly thick Brummie accent. Someone who you just feel sorry for when you hear them speak. So you want to butler to feel like a slave to you? You wanna fell sorry for them for what reason exactly? Sadistic pleasure or...? --- Word from the wise: Don't run in the shower. <cite>Lokison posted [p:950340929] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote>Since you didn't specify, I want my butler to have an incredibly thick Brummie accent. Someone who you just feel sorry for when you hear them speak.</quote>So you want to butler to feel like a slave to you? You wanna fell sorry for them for what reason exactly? Sadistic pleasure or...? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 02/06/21 10:52:29 AM #27:	Can the Butler keep my batcave a secret? --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:950340969] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Can the Butler keep my batcave a secret? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 02/06/21 10:53:23 AM #28:	wise cracking brittish butler ofc. and his name has to be Cavendish. i like how it sounds. >_> <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:950340990] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>wise cracking brittish butler ofc. and his name has to be Cavendish. i like how it sounds. >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 02/06/21 11:09:09 AM #29:	https://youtu.be/_w5ltUgjhwk --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:950341384] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/_w5ltUgjhwk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Byakuren 02/06/21 11:19:54 AM #30:	gimme the busty maid --- follow me on twitter <cite>Byakuren posted [p:950341635] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>gimme the busty maid </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 02/06/21 11:23:29 AM #31:	The butler but can it be Benson from Soap --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:950341713] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>The butler but can it be Benson from Soap </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 02/06/21 11:24:31 AM #32:	Money, because I prefer living alone over having someone do my chores. Besides, he'd probably annoy and creep me out so much I'd end up locking him in the fridge. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:950341750] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Money, because I prefer living alone over having someone do my chores. Besides, he'd probably annoy and creep me out so much I'd end up locking him in the fridge. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 02/06/21 11:31:38 AM #33:	Kan I fuck her? --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:950341940] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Kan I fuck her? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/06/21 11:32:06 AM #34:	As long as he changes my socks --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:950341954] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>As long as he changes my socks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 02/06/21 11:35:05 AM #35:	vigorm0rtis posted... Money. --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:950342032] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>vigorm0rtis posted... </cite> <quote>Money.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 02/06/21 11:44:23 AM #36:	gimme the butless I'm always in search of a reason to act put-upon --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Simp posted [p:950342270] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>gimme the butless I'm always in search of a reason to act put-upon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 02/06/21 11:49:44 AM #37:	Money. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:950342435] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 02/06/21 1:45:01 PM #38:	Lokison posted... UnholyMudcrab posted... Since you didn't specify, I want my butler to have an incredibly thick Brummie accent. Someone who you just feel sorry for when you hear them speak. So you want to butler to feel like a slave to you? You wanna fell sorry for them for what reason exactly? Sadistic pleasure or...? Whose alt is this --- https://imgur.com/VeNBg https://imgur.com/gd5jC8q https://imgur.com/PKIy7 https://imgur.com/3p29JqP <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:950345689] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Lokison posted...</cite> <quote>UnholyMudcrab posted... </cite> <quote> Since you didn't specify, I want my butler to have an incredibly thick Brummie accent. Someone who you just feel sorry for when you hear them speak.</quote>So you want to butler to feel like a slave to you? You wanna fell sorry for them for what reason exactly? Sadistic pleasure or...?</quote> Whose alt is this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 02/06/21 6:16:03 PM #39:	pinky0926 posted... the money. If I had enough money not to work, i could spend time doing butler chores that I enjoy maybe all the butlers are people who took the money and got bored --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:950353987] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>pinky0926 posted... </cite> <quote>the money. If I had enough money not to work, i could spend time doing butler chores that I enjoy</quote>maybe all the butlers are people who took the money and got bored </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
unknownhombre 02/06/21 8:37:01 PM #40:	Money. $1,000 a week tax free would be great. --- "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, still exists." <cite>unknownhombre posted [p:950358288] in $1000 / we... [t:79280551]...</cite> <quote>Money. $1,000 a week tax free would be great. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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