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TopicA homeless man breaks into your house.
Orlando_Jordan
10/21/20 12:08:17 AM
#1
He says it's not fair that you have all this, and he doesn't. WYD?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThis is what it looks like when a bot writes a Trump speech.
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 9:05:49 PM
#8
This is fake as fuck, and therefore, unfunny. It isn't a bot who wrote this. It's him.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicShe replies instantly to Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 8:50:23 PM
#3
Turbam posted...
You need to spice up your gimmick
Text her right now.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicShe replies instantly to Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 6:35:14 PM
#1
She takes hours/days to reply to you.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYour female friend calls you, crying.
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 1:07:52 PM
#32
MedeaLysistrata posted...
TC needs to take his gift for baiting people into replying and respond back.
What?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYour female friend calls you, crying.
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 11:55:01 AM
#3
BignutzisBack posted...
My mindset is end this call as soon as possible so I can get back to what I was doing, I have a heart but I'm just terrible at consoling people
GameFAQs

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYour female friend calls you, crying.
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 11:53:28 AM
#1
Is your mindset on cheering her up, or trying to get at her?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWe should bring back the phrase epic for the win
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 10:15:38 AM
#4
No. No, we shouldn't.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine going to college and still denying white privilege and systemic racism
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 10:02:20 AM
#42
JBaLLEN66 posted...
You do know there's more than one fraternity house on campus right, let alone the country?
Why didn't you make a difference at YOUR fraternity house?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine going to college and still denying white privilege and systemic racism
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 9:39:53 AM
#40
JBaLLEN66 posted...
then shouldn't we all be in jail right now?
You were actually in a position to confront these guys. Why didn't you?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine going to college and still denying white privilege and systemic racism
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 12:46:13 AM
#31
JBaLLEN66 posted...
I'm informing you right now and you are literally deflecting it because you must be pro rape, violence, and illegal drug use which I dearly hope you are not.
I would have done something to stop it if I lived in a house where that stuff happened.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat the hell is going on with Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 12:43:47 AM
#3
It's over.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine going to college and still denying white privilege and systemic racism
Orlando_Jordan
10/20/20 12:42:29 AM
#27
JBaLLEN66 posted...
I am telling you that those things regularly happened within those houses and the police didn't bother to do **** to prevent it because of white privilege. I'm guessing you don't want to reduce rapes, violence, and drug use?
Why didn't you do anything?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy friend got beat up by Trump supporters.
Orlando_Jordan
10/19/20 11:36:12 PM
#1
All he did was say "Fuck Trump" and push one of them. What is this world coming to?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSo those uncontacted tribes must be doing well during Covid.
Orlando_Jordan
10/19/20 11:26:41 PM
#4
At least they have an incel-free society.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWomen think they have game.
Orlando_Jordan
10/19/20 6:32:09 PM
#1
Yet expect men they like to know they like them, and make a move.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIt's okay for a woman to be shy, but not a man.
Orlando_Jordan
10/19/20 10:23:31 AM
#1
According to society, a man needs to be a confident, charismatic go-getter.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHow did we let developers get away with putting commercials in games
Orlando_Jordan
10/19/20 12:25:26 AM
#19
ShineboxPhil posted...
Meh, they integrated the ad into a loading screen. It's not like you get a forced ad in game during a time out.
Imagine if instead of loading this ad, it loaded the game.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHow did we let developers get away with putting commercials in games
Orlando_Jordan
10/19/20 12:22:14 AM
#14
Don't want ads? Buy the game. Oh wait...

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicC/D: You asked out all your female friends.
Orlando_Jordan
10/18/20 11:47:28 PM
#1
And they all said no, in one way or another.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSpoilers: Donald Trump wins.
Orlando_Jordan
10/18/20 10:16:50 PM
#1
He's got this election on lock. I guarantee it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicC/D: Linus is a Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
10/17/20 3:07:06 PM
#6
Diokneesius posted...
why do you guys assume we just know who your favorite niche internet celebrities are

i also thought the blanket linus
How is Linus niche? ANYONE who owns a PC knows him.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicC/D: Linus is a Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
10/17/20 3:01:02 PM
#4
DuranOfForcena posted...
from Charlie Brown?
Linus Tech Tips from YouTube.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicC/D: Linus is a Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
10/17/20 2:58:42 PM
#1
He has the latest and greatest technology, tons of money, and gets laid on the reg.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAll Bernie Sanders wanted to do was help Americans.
Orlando_Jordan
10/17/20 1:38:39 PM
#21
Poop2 posted...
xD

so you dont know what you're doing. got it
That was a reference to John Kerry.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAll Bernie Sanders wanted to do was help Americans.
Orlando_Jordan
10/16/20 8:32:16 PM
#4
ChocoboMogALT posted...
Aren't you a Trumpist?
I actually voted for Bernie Sanders, before I voted against him.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAll Bernie Sanders wanted to do was help Americans.
Orlando_Jordan
10/16/20 8:28:11 PM
#1
And everyone shit on him.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"Hemp is essential to liberty."-Thomas Jefferson
Orlando_Jordan
10/16/20 1:08:09 PM
#1
No formula Ive devised has allowed me to win an argument with a woman.-Albert Einstein

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo you think your an ALPHA male?
Orlando_Jordan
10/16/20 10:22:41 AM
#4
I'm the respected loner.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do people here make fun of PC specs?
Orlando_Jordan
10/16/20 10:14:20 AM
#13
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm gonna make my sig "Home owner, 10 acres of land, $130,000 property value, mortgage paid off, 84k per year job, married, fucks frequently, 2 sheds, $2,000 ride on lawnmower, 2018 car" and try not to call me a douche bag. It's similar in context. No one cares how much you pay out for literal video game performance.
Why would I call you names? I'm not a bitter, jealous person.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs it just me or is grace the sluttiest name possible for a girl
Orlando_Jordan
10/16/20 12:06:34 AM
#19
No_U_L7 posted...


Someone explain the joke
"Grace" is the name of a grandma, not a slutty girl.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs it just me or is grace the sluttiest name possible for a girl
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 11:55:57 PM
#16
The Popo posted...
Grace?!? She passed away 30 years ago!
Fucking LOL. This topic is over.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicC/D: We have our own version of Homelander on CE.
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 11:55:02 PM
#2
He knows it too.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicC/D: We have our own version of Homelander on CE.
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 11:33:10 PM
#1
C

We all know who he is.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf vegeta had a full receding hairline instead of a widow's peak
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 10:32:01 PM
#3
What a transformation. Maybe balding men should get a window's peak instead of a full hair transplant. It would save them money.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThis KAREN Video has gone VIRAL with People DIVIDED..Whose side are you on??
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 10:16:23 PM
#7
People are on that Karen's side? She acted like she was going to hit the hairdresser.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you get MtF transgender surgery, are you basically female at that point?
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 9:47:58 PM
#13
shadowofwar posted...
Imagine the hard left moderators sitting in on a topic like this, wielding their greasy mouses, waiting to click that button and suspend anyone who doesn't tow some made up line, taking immense pleasure in doing so, as they score a victory for "e-justice" everywhere.
I don't have to imagine.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do people here make fun of PC specs?
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 9:15:06 PM
#5
Rika_Furude posted...
They make fun of pc specs in sigs, which are just pointless bragging about how much money they have. This topic is disingenuous
So the anger comes from not having money?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do people here make fun of PC specs?
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 9:05:55 PM
#2
Or does it stem from being incapable of understanding what the specs mean?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe truth about relationships: It's always the girl's choice.
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 8:55:42 PM
#4
BuckVanHammer posted...
ya weird how its a mutual thing huh
It's theoretically mutual, but in actuality, the woman is like the employer, and the man is like the employee who gets hired.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe truth about relationships: It's always the girl's choice.
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 8:14:10 PM
#1
No matter how badly you want a girl, it doesn't matter. You only get to be chosen. You don't get to choose.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do people here make fun of PC specs?
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 3:34:56 PM
#1
Is it jealousy of not being able to afford a gaming rig?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThere are some uncomfortable truths about dating that you just have to face.
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 10:24:08 AM
#1
Such as: A woman can leave you and find a new guy in 1.5 seconds.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic4'7" Joe Rogan continues on his Covid quest. Says liberals hiding drugs
Orlando_Jordan
10/15/20 12:29:32 AM
#44
Ving_Rhames posted...
Wait wait wait, LOL the guy next to him is 5 fucking 7? That CANT be real.
It's not. The guy is trolling.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic4'7" Joe Rogan continues on his Covid quest. Says liberals hiding drugs
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/20 11:25:06 PM
#33
SomeGuyUO posted...
https://streamable.com/4xrdkp
Why is this guy attacking Joe Rogan so hard? What a bully.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicOne hit of weed could ruin your life.
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/20 11:17:19 PM
#1
Imagine you're at a party and a hot girl offers you a hit of her weed. The next day, your boss drug tests everybody at the company. You fail the test and lose your job. Without a job, you can't afford your rent/bills. You end up homeless.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine using the app "Waze" to avoid police.
Orlando_Jordan
10/14/20 9:37:30 PM
#1
smh

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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