Lurker > Orlando_Jordan

Yesterday, he told me I needed to "pick up the pace." I wrote a whole lot of code, correctly. Thinking about walking into his office and asking him what exactly I did wrong, and defending myself.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

But nobody wants to consider themselves 5/10.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

He can dish trolling out, but he sure can't take it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Tinder has an algorithm where you only see people of similar attractiveness. Take that for what you will.

False.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

The23rdMagus posted...

I beg to differ. :/

You mean you can't get fat women to reply?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

If you like skinny women, it's useless.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

IfGodCouldDie posted...

as he was walking out i gave him a smile and said it was me.

You realize he could have keyed your car, right?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

coh posted...

You must have exceedingly low standards

Some people just don't know a GILF when they see one.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Peasants pay for still pictures taken by their 6/10 female friend's iPhone 6.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

GameFAQs mods would learn that in real life, they don't have any real power.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

And listen in glorious surround sound.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

WingsOfGood posted...

Only if the person they are competing for is Chad.

They can have other men any time they want.

Just like guys can have a big girl named Becky any time they want.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

No ragrets

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

The average woman isn't as skinny as her, isn't as pretty as her, and doesn't really stand much of a chance. Even if she has a long term boyfriend, he'll be tempted to cheat...if Stacy has any interest.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

If your sister married a black man, then she isn't racist.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

unknownhombre posted...

What do you do?

How will you survive if you quit?

I'm a software engineer and I have enough money to live off of for a long, long time.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I don't have cable. I'm not a boomer.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

It's just not worth the risk.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

"Eventually, she'll realize what a loser he is and will make the RIGHT choice." Stacy rested her head on Chad's bare chest. "I want you to delete every guy off of social media," said Chad. "Of course," said Stacy. She deleted chuck. He spent the next 20 years waiting for her to choose him. She forgot he even existed.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

https://i.imgur.com/WVrZKug.jpg

And/or hoodies.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

The math checks out. People living on 400K a year are the REAL victims.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

CE wishes they could have kids.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

eBay is so poorly-designed, they wrote an entire guide on navigating it, and will never redesign it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Trying to get some revenge on Walmart for all they put you through?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

LOL at the scary music and the silly videos.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

What the fuck does that mean

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

He doesn't care. He's just here to collect ad money.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Hopefully a cop gets a certain user for speeding and endangering a minor.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

ROBANN_88 posted...

how about no.
i imagine he's been drinking straight out of the bottle, which means spit flows back into it
and who the hell knows what kind of infectious shit can be in that spit

Alcohol kills germs.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Used car salesman.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Gamerguymass posted...

Seriously, what the fuck is with every one of your damn threads being about calling the guy ugly now? Get some new material dude.

Don't kink shame.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I've never actually broken the TOU. I've just been unfairly moderated.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Solar_Crimson posted...

What if I AM that Chad?

You can't.

Seriously, Chads are only chosen a few times per year, and even so, the requirements for applying are very steep.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Is with the Chad of her dreams.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I saw a meme that they threw him into a dumpster.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

You've had a lot of time to decide.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

https://youtu.be/80EaBRgGylo

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I've never seen masks in bondage porn.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Theon_Greyjoy posted...

Aren't they a little old to be doing this?

They didn't have smart phones, streaming services, or video games.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Confirm. That gives her power over you.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

He offers you a small plastic bottle of vodka. WYD?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

A guy from GameFAQs ringing my doorbell.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

theiwantsong posted...

People wanna be noticed + they like music (and music should be explored at loud volumes as well as quiet volumes).

Why do people want to be noticed at 2am?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Goku works hard for his power. He's underrated.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Enough to live large?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7