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Topic | Woman says man will never get a girl because of his Tinder profile bio. |
Orlando_Jordan 10/02/20 3:52:20 PM #38 | LOL, the truth hurts, apparently. Sure, he isnt going to get laid. But he sure will rustle some jimmies. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | To the GameFAQs mods: I apologize. |
Orlando_Jordan 10/02/20 2:19:25 PM #1 | For absolutely nothing. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Balding men vs. Men with perfect hairlines |
Orlando_Jordan 10/02/20 10:18:12 AM #6 | KevinDunn posted... A fat slob thats balding doesn't stand a chance, but if you look like The Rock or Jason Statham, you can make it work.True. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Trump is probably going to be even worse about covid now |
Orlando_Jordan 10/02/20 10:00:03 AM #23 | Dustin1280 posted... So if he doesn't have an serious reaction to covid, then he will have an extremely strong case to dismiss it as "just another flu"This. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Balding men vs. Men with perfect hairlines |
Orlando_Jordan 10/02/20 9:57:12 AM #1 | Who do you think women are more attracted to? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Donald Trump has Covid-19. |
Orlando_Jordan 10/02/20 1:24:07 AM #118 | Pray for our president. Now is not the time to be petty. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Guy says it's not his fault he robbed me at gunpoint |
Orlando_Jordan 10/02/20 12:52:48 AM #8 | Mention that it wouldn't be your fault if you return the favor, then. See how fast his tune changes. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | I was literally about to praise the moderators, and then I got modded. |
Orlando_Jordan 10/01/20 11:46:58 PM #1 | I was going to praise them for cracking down on actual TOU violations and white supremacy instead of harmless shitposting. But then I got moderated for posting the ABBREVIATION of a "porn site" that isn't even a porn site. You can't post an abbreviation of it. Needless to say, I won't be praising the mod team today. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | This whole 'message box delaying to load' bug has me wondering... is it a sign? |
Orlando_Jordan 10/01/20 10:20:15 AM #3 | @SBAllen, just pull the plug on GameFAQs at this point. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Women want a man who looks like Chris Hemsworth. |
Orlando_Jordan 10/01/20 10:01:27 AM #4 | The_Creep_2020 posted... And then they settle for the wish.com Hemsworth. You know the one.lmao, the one with white sunglasses, ear gauges, and a pickup truck. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Women want a man who looks like Chris Hemsworth. |
Orlando_Jordan 10/01/20 9:58:59 AM #1 | Not Kylo Ren. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Why there will never be world peace. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/30/20 11:47:24 PM #6 | Tyranthraxus posted... Counter point: remove all men, then you have world peaceCounter point: Nature is not peaceful. Predators kill prey. Some women hate each other. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Why there will never be world peace. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/30/20 11:44:18 PM #1 | Men are competitive. Men are competitive because women are picky. Men want to out-compete other men for women. Debate me. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | C/D: No girl you like first ever likes you back. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/30/20 1:04:53 PM #1 | You always have to wait for a girl to like you first. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Imagine finding out your husband is simping and paying for a girl's OF. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/30/20 10:29:45 AM #4 | teepan95 posted... You can only subscribe to the OFs of people you personally know?No, but that's the appeal for most guys (I think). --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Imagine finding out your husband is simping and paying for a girl's OF. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/30/20 10:26:30 AM #1 | That's much worse than him watching free porn from women he'll never meet. He's exchanging money for nudes from a girl he personally knows. Yikes. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Stuff you're tired of seeing on Facebook. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/30/20 10:17:29 AM #1 | "Read this twice. [Insert lame quote here]. Let that sink in." --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Was A-Train from The Boys based on... |
Orlando_Jordan 09/30/20 9:51:47 AM #1 | MVP from WWE? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Donald Trump to White Supremists: 'Stand Back, Stand By' |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 11:27:37 PM #18 | Error1355 posted... Then explain Trump's response then.I never said Trump wasn't racist. He and Joe Biden are both old white guys from a generation where racism was accepted. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Donald Trump to White Supremists: 'Stand Back, Stand By' |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 11:24:15 PM #13 | Error1355 posted... Are you supporting white supremacists then?No. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | In reality as much as trump was a lunatic he still won the debate |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 11:08:18 PM #20 | It was over for Biden the moment Trump called him out on calling black men "superpredators." --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | I'm watching the Biden vs Trump debate at 3am |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 10:59:59 PM #12 | FF_Redux posted... This was totally worth it catching live at 3amBut who was hotter? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Sailor Bacon Allen deserves a raise |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 10:21:38 PM #31 | Cornhuskers posted... I apologize on his behalf.Thank you. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | I'm watching the Biden vs Trump debate at 3am |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 9:28:56 PM #8 | FF_Redux posted... Hahaha would you shut up man keep yapping manWas Biden trying to be hip? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | 'Joe Biden wants to speak directly to Americans' (made $1m last year) |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 9:16:36 PM #5 | DarthAragorn posted... He paid more than 750 dollars in taxesTrump pre-paid his taxes. You've never paid taxes. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Sailor Bacon Allen deserves a raise |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 8:45:08 PM #29 | No, he deserves to give me an apology. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Oh man the debate is actually happening lol |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 10:23:41 AM #5 | 3PiesAndAFork posted... How much you wanna bet Trump's gonna pussy out and just not show.How much do you wanna bet Biden will forget where he is and walk off-camera? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Why is my feed flooded with "Among Us" memes? |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 10:22:32 AM #1 | The graphics look terrible. The whole thing looks like some low-quality early access kickstarter game. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Why do people treat 18-23 year old women like theyre 13/14 year old girls? |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 10:14:13 AM #7 | These Tweets are protected Only approved followers can see @bankintyres Tweets. To request access, click Follow. Learn more --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | She never hits you up first. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 10:13:32 AM #1 | But she texts Chad all the time. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Imagine buying tickets to a play and someone says "It's fake!" |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 9:45:25 AM #5 | Delta_Force posted... But it is fake though.Nobody going to a play thinks it's unscripted and real. They go to be entertained. It's the same with wrestling fans. Nobody other than little kids believe they're throwing real full force punches. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Imagine buying tickets to a play and someone says "It's fake!" |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 9:40:51 AM #1 | "Why would you bother to go? It's not even real!" That's what wrestling haters are like. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Women would rather have a cheating Chad than a faithful beta. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/29/20 1:31:46 AM #1 | Because at least the Chad is hot. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | LMFAO! Just acquired 6 more ULTRA RARE Super Nintendo games! |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 11:09:04 PM #28 | Chad doesn't collect Super Nintendo games. He plays Call of Duty and maybe Madden, and actually gets girls. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | If Trump wins the election, he's going to launch nudes and the world will end! |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 10:42:23 PM #1 | Remember when people said this? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Why do people act like it's important to vote for president? |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 10:37:31 PM #10 | Zikten posted... If Biden wins, we get back on a path to normalcy. If Trump wins, he becomes emperor, the US turns into a dictatorship and democracy diesJust like how if Trump won the 2016 election, he was going to launch nukes and the world was going to end. Right? That didn't happen. Stop being dramatic. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Why do people act like it's important to vote for president? |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 10:28:21 PM #5 | KILBOTz posted... because it is important, and voting for congressmen, senators, your state and local positions, all of those actually matter.Those are far more important than voting for the president. How does your vote matter if you live in a state where the Republican candidate wins every time, or the Democrat candidate wins every time? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Why do people act like it's important to vote for president? |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 10:14:39 PM #1 | As if the president is decided by the popular vote, and as if voting in any state besides a swing state makes a difference. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Jeff Hardy is immortal. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 10:08:13 PM #17 | Winnsock posted... Im glad theyre still willing to do these kind of spots in front of a live crowd of zero people. I dont watch WWE anymore but from all the videos I see, the wrestlers havent been phoning it in at all. I know the writing for the shows is awful, but good on the wrestlers for still trying to entertain.This sounds worse than watching Impact Wrestling and seeing 10 people in the crowd. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | I'm a proud asexual. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 3:55:08 PM #1 | Anyone else? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | A religious society is holding me back. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 1:14:01 PM #5 | In my opinion, the Jedi were the villains. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | A religious society is holding me back. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 1:08:15 PM #1 | You laugh because Im different. I laugh because youre all the same. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | My least favorite part of games: murdering animals |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 10:30:32 AM #10 | SiO4 posted... I remember calling 1-800-Nintendo and asking about killing certain bosses..etc.Destroying a living being isn't killing it? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | What's it called when you try hard to make other people look like villains? |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 10:24:54 AM #4 | Virtue signaling and/or gaslighting. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | She says ''I don't have to make a wish because your ugly ass is already here'' |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 10:10:28 AM #4 | V-E-G-Y- posted... Lol whatVegy forgot to switch to the correct alt. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Man claims he was sure he was gay until he had sex with a lady. |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 10:09:38 AM #4 | She's hot. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | I am not as obsessed with her as i used to be |
Orlando_Jordan 09/28/20 9:59:36 AM #47 | lurk posted... Who keeps doing thatWell, I was going to encourage you to try. But then I calculated the chance of an obsessed fan from GameFAQs to succeed with a model. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | I am not as obsessed with her as i used to be |
Orlando_Jordan 09/27/20 11:44:29 PM #10 | lurk posted... I was severely depressed over herMemes aside, who is she and what happened? --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | Are genetics what really matters in the end? |
Orlando_Jordan 09/27/20 11:41:32 PM #1 | Some guys are naturally athletic, will stay healthy and look good well into old age, giving them a wide window of reproductive success. A typical guy will start going downhill faster, losing his hair, getting a belly, etc. If he doesn't marry and have kids in his 20s, it's game over for him. It really makes you think. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
Topic | I am not as obsessed with her as i used to be |
Orlando_Jordan 09/27/20 11:36:03 PM #3 | She's with Chad now. --- "Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7 |
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