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ReggieBush09 posted...

so will GTA 5

How can we stop this endless cycle?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Irony posted...

The people that know you don't even make that much a year

I code for a living and make 100K.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Now it's worth $15,000. Who's laughing now?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

A big buff guy should say "Hey you. Put your mask on properly. HEY!" and intimidate them.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Skyrim will be re-released on PS5 and XSX.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Trump is paying that lawyer handsomely. All he has to do is represent his losing case.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Actually, the CGI was really good.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

MarthGoomba posted...

A small portion of people that are financially stable enough they can buy useless shit means that there aren't people in poverty that need a boost after losing work to not fucking lose their homes during a pandemic

The 2008-2009 Great Recession was not plagued by scalpers buying up all the expensive electronics.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Remember when I got modded for "trolling" for saying that people act like they need stimulus checks, yet expensive electronics consistently sell out on day one? The economy can't be doing that badly.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Do you?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Girls don't say this to me.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Haddes911 posted...

what gives them the right?

Our solar system should be claimed for us.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

All you need to make water is two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom. They could just go there and build a water factory.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

VipaGTS posted...

No. If it didnt happen I wouldnt be here to consciously care.

Think of all the poor souls who never even got to exist.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Damn_Underscore posted...

a chad is a chad is a chad

One woman's beta is another woman's Chad.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

There's no official cutoff point for being a Chad. The hotter and more popular the girl, the higher her standards. A big girl who is socially awkward would consider the average man a Chad.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

It's okay, bro. One girl's Chuck is another girl's Chad.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

You could have easily never been born. Circumstances had to be exactly perfect. Doesn't that blow your mind?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Do you think that's ignorant? There are people struggling with addiction, and people make a joke out of it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

His power level is higher than people realize. He could take on almost anyone from Dragon Ball.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

ScazarMeltex posted...

and a 2 gig HDD?

Who the fuck owns a 2 gig HDD?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Chad has four hot Latinas fighting over him. Poor little CE.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

That's why no progress will actually be made.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

https://i.imgur.com/pOtIh.jpg

A guy that skinny seems sickly. It all goes back to evolution.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I'd enjoy the liberal tears.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Phynaster posted...

A very good portion of the "left" across the spectrum of it where I live own guns. Maybe use your "armed to the teeth" guns to fight against fascism instead of for it.

I'm reporting you to the FBI.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

The right: Armed to the teeth.
The left: Have no weapons other than a spatula.

Let the military handle any fictional coup.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

You're going to be a real lonely old man someday.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Because he hasn't done anything.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Who needs to be 6'2" when a hot girl can be 6'2" and a dominatrix?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

"Unbiased" Error1355 strikes again.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Crescente posted...

Am i the only one getting third reich vibes from this topic?

No, it definitely sounds like he wants something to be done to them. It's pretty scary.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

How do you expect to win a boxing match without big muscles?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Tell them what they want to hear. If she says "I'm looking for something casual," say "me too." If she says "I'm looking for something serious," say "Me too."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Most "gamers" don't have $555 to spend on a chair, and casual gamer adults wouldn't want a "gaming chair." This thing is going to flop.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

trappedunderice posted...

They're painfully socially awkward individuals that's why they keep making these weird ass topics.

I'm not socially awkward, though. I have a shitposting license.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

LanHikari10 posted...

Do you ever get bored of this gimmick? Or is it consistently amusing?

The male/female dating dynamic is always amusing to me. So much goes wrong, so often.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

If she stops talking to you, she chose one of your competitors.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

If they identify as women, then they're women.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Every real man I know stays strapped.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

AlisLandale posted...

I had the good fortune to witness a public confession. That was...something

So it was a virgin asking a girl out in an over the top and cringey manner?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Chads just ask girls "Want to kick it sometime?" and get their number.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Gilberto posted...

Asking someone to stop existing is beyond trolling and toxic, that doesn't speak well for a Lead Mod.

I agree.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

That Chad with the super hot girl? He has to deal with all kinds of stuff you don't even know about. Other guys are always after her. He may be under constant pressure to be the best. She may be bossy and mean. His life might not even be happy.

That old man who's been married for 40 years? He's put up with a lot, and still probably does, but he never called it quits. He also had to accept her for who she is, instead of chasing an idealized idea of a woman.

The 30 year old virgin working at the grocery store? He got dealt a rough hand in life, has bad anxiety, and has always struggled with women, but he never became a misogynist.

The creepy dude on Craigslist looking for a female roommate only? He's going through the struggle.

Don't feel like you're alone, because everybody's got girl problems of some kind.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

A woman can do what she wants with her own body, regardless of her relationship status.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

It was the first 1080p system.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

KainFourteh posted...

Hope he has to be dragged out kicking and screaming like the overgrown child that he is.

Want to bet your account?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

R1masher posted...

Feet first or in cuffs

Trump will do the right thing and leave willingly, in a dignified manner.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Genisys and Dark Fate are non-canon spinoffs.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7