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TopicI believe Trump will leave The White House peacefully.
Orlando_Jordan
11/08/20 9:54:28 PM
#1
I know that deep down, Trump is a good man who cares about America. He's having a hard time coping with losing the presidency. The crazy stuff he's been saying is just his way of grieving. When the time comes, I believe that Trump will somberly give his concession speech, and step down. But he'll still be politically active. Maybe he'll start a podcast or TV show. Just give him some time.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicError 3155 is a MAGA Trump Supporter
Orlando_Jordan
11/08/20 9:30:36 PM
#24
DepreceV2 posted...
We have a Gamefaqs Reddit?
Yes, and someone in their infinite wisdom allowed Error1355 to be a moderator there too.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI went a day without an energy drink...
Orlando_Jordan
11/07/20 11:35:22 AM
#3
SSJGrimReaper posted...
just drink coffee
Coffee makes you poop more and longer than energy drinks.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIt's okay for bros to hug.
Orlando_Jordan
11/06/20 8:07:08 PM
#1
I know some men are afraid to. But it's okay to hug a bro as long as it's done for a short duration.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTrump losing won't matter.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 10:47:30 PM
#1
In time, a successor WILL come. Farewell, friends.

*Drives off in Lexus*

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou could've gotten with the girl you liked in high school.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 9:51:19 PM
#1
You could've invited her over to watch movies or play video games. But you were too scared.And now, it's too late.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicA straight as FUCK man says hes attracted to da dick BUT finds men overall gross
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 9:41:20 PM
#5
Is he Vegy, though?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe type of man who buys jumbo hot dogs...
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 9:14:38 PM
#1
Is just not satisfied with regular-sized hot dogs.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicNormalize asking a girl's ex-boyfriend if he has your blessing to date her.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 9:02:17 PM
#16
BloodMoon7 posted...
There's no such thing as a bro. All other men are the ENEMY. You must take their women and take their gold and burn down their town!
...metaphorically speaking of course.

You can bet your sweet bippy that they'd utterly destroy you if they could. They'd bang your gf and even your mom right in front of you. Do not hesitate to ANNIHILATE them. Making a grown man cry is life's greatest pleasure~
If you were drowning, Chad would jump into the water to save you. If that's not a bro, I don't know what is.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPeople act like the Ford F-150 is the king of pickup trucks.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 9:00:34 PM
#15
SaltyWet posted...
Why is this topic not about the election
There's more to life than politics.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPeople act like the Ford F-150 is the king of pickup trucks.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 5:06:27 PM
#1
As if Ford is a good manufacturer. Theyre only kept afloat by police contracts.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicNormalize asking a girl's ex-boyfriend if he has your blessing to date her.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 3:50:02 PM
#12
Flockaveli posted...
If she doesn't care what he has to say why should I.
Because the bro code should be expanded on and kings should be excellent to each other.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI miss my gf :(
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 10:27:38 AM
#17
How would things be any different if there wasn't COVID?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicNormalize asking a girl's ex-boyfriend if he has your blessing to date her.
Orlando_Jordan
11/05/20 10:05:32 AM
#1
It's a good way to show respect to your fellow man.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTrump supporters cant fight
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/20 11:41:12 PM
#4
So are you willing to fight a big guy from Alabama, TC? Apparently, you can fight.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI noticed a lot of the megarich houses here have BLM signs in their houses
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/20 11:40:33 PM
#12
Just like a lot of businesses didn't actually care, but pretended to, these rich people are pretending to care, just so their property isn't destroyed.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGfaqs mods:''You've had one suspension, yes, but what about second suspension?''
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/20 11:38:04 PM
#5
Bio1590 posted...
You mean when you got suspended for claiming that a person didn't have an AK-47 when in fact they did have an AK-47 according to the police quoted in the article?
The police weren't quoted in the article, and an AK style rifle isn't automatically an AK-47. To be an AK-47, it needs to be select fire and the receiver made from milled steel, not stamped steel.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGfaqs mods:''You've had one suspension, yes, but what about second suspension?''
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/20 11:30:07 PM
#3
SBAllen put me in purgatory for posting "How much do you guys want to bet he didn't have an AK-47?" in a topic about a man with firearms on a rooftop who peacefully went with the police. Explain that shit.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDemocrats are losing more and more of the Hispanic Vote
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/20 11:13:21 PM
#9
https://youtu.be/QNMsw9oADgM

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicin your opinion what is aesthetically better the ideal male or female body
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/20 8:25:25 PM
#23
When you really think about it, women are the default, average humans. Men with good physiques are more rare, and aesthetic.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicin your opinion what is aesthetically better the ideal male or female body
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/20 8:16:31 PM
#19
Endgame posted...
The female body is a work of art.

The male body is a mess.
A Chad is a work of art.

An obese female body is a mess.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAnybody want to go punch a pedophile?
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/20 8:13:27 PM
#3
Solid Sonic posted...
*Posts loli just to make people mad.*
Get him!

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAnybody want to go punch a pedophile?
Orlando_Jordan
11/04/20 8:11:56 PM
#1
Hop in the car, let's go.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWtf Trumps gonna win...
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 11:39:05 PM
#20
Man: Mr. Biden, I have a concern.
Biden: Go vote for someone else, then.

Later...

Biden: How could I be losing?!

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicTrump introduces rapper Lil Pump as Little Pimp
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 11:04:28 PM
#12
Trump wins again.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels don't realize how good they have it.
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 9:57:24 PM
#5
AnimeGokuIAM posted...
Incels don't want to pay for it, They expect to get laid just from being around women. They expect women to come to them and fuck them with no effort.
I don't think most of them actually expect that, because it clearly doesn't happen.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic3 more days until no more Trump
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 9:52:37 PM
#77
CE: Trump will NEVER win.

*Trump wins*

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels don't realize how good they have it.
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 9:51:33 PM
#3
BlackHorse6969 posted...
incels dont care about having a girlfriend. they care about having sex. its even the name
Then why don't they go to Las Vegas and get an escort? If it was really just about sex.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels don't realize how good they have it.
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 9:49:22 PM
#1
They get to enjoy life without the stress of having a girlfriend. They can play video games uninterrupted. They don't have to get in stupid arguments. If only they realized their lives weren't so bad.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHow can it be this close? WTF is wrong with you, America?
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 9:31:15 PM
#45
I voted for Trump just to see the meltdowns.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicJo Jorgensen is a candidate to, do you know her?
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 9:27:33 PM
#14
Endgame posted...
I never bothered to learn anything about her.

I just wrote in Bernie Sanders instead and wonder why more people would vote for that joke candidate instead of someone who would send a much stronger message to the DNC. Someone who gave them hell.
"Gave them hell." Gave up and endorsed Biden. I like Bernie too, but let's be honest.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBeing fat is hard. Being fit is hard.
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 1:36:35 PM
#1
Might as well choose to be fit.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicRemember how bad 2011 was?
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 9:45:10 AM
#4
ConfessPlease posted...
CM Punk was awesome tho
Was he, though?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWas Trump really "good for the economy" before the pandemic?
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 9:44:46 AM
#20
"It was really Obama who made the economy good for those 4 years."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicRemember how bad 2011 was?
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 9:43:12 AM
#1
Bad music, bad memes, and every google search took you to an unanswered question on quora instead of a useful site with an answer.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBiden's going to tax hardworking Americans.
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 1:13:33 AM
#1
Just because you earn more than $600K annually, that doesn't mean you deserve the Biden tax.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBanker with inside information bets $5 on GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
Orlando_Jordan
11/03/20 12:59:13 AM
#4
Nobody would bet that much on Biden, lol.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPeople who don't have money don't know the stress.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 9:46:43 PM
#1
More money, more problems.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicContrary to popular belief, Cavemen were smart.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 8:25:03 PM
#15
Notti posted...
The only way to be the smartest is living naked in a forest with at best SELF hand made tools and surviving. (pure rugged individualism. garbage belief, btw)

The only thing that matters is direct cause and effect survival.

</mocking topic>
Random guy: I'm hungry. Where's a vending machine?

*Caveman with a spear follows antelope through the bushes*

I wonder who is using more brain power.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicContrary to popular belief, Cavemen were smart.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 8:15:11 PM
#13
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Contrary to popular belief, TC is an alright user
Thank you.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou could have had a hot college girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 8:07:07 PM
#19
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I was fucking college girls in my early 30s
How, were you their professor?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicUpgraded my desktop's RAM, did I do it right?
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 8:05:35 PM
#29
1GB of RAM is all you need.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou could have had a hot college girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 8:03:07 PM
#17
Twelf posted...
There are guys who ask a bunch of girls and still don't get anyone though. I don't want to be like them.
There are guys who apply at many different companies because they want a job, but don't hear back. I don't want to be like them. So I might as well not even apply.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicContrary to popular belief, Cavemen were smart.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 8:00:37 PM
#7
voldothegr8 posted...
Koala bears also survive harsh environments but that doesn't make them smart
Could you survive?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThere's probably a dead rat in the walls of your house.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 5:30:08 PM
#10
DuranOfForcena posted...
as someone who has experienced dead mice/rats in the walls....

....you'll know by the smell, there won't be any "probably" about it
Eventually, it wont smell anymore.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicContrary to popular belief, Cavemen were smart.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 5:25:18 PM
#1
Sure, they probably werent doing calculus, but they knew how to survive in a harsh world without modern comforts. They had to problem solve to not starve or get frostbite. Think about it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou could have had a hot college girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 5:22:46 PM
#10
Duncanwii posted...
Asking a girl over and over is harrassment.
I didnt mean keep asking the same girl.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThere's probably a dead rat in the walls of your house.
Orlando_Jordan
11/02/20 10:14:02 AM
#1
It could be chilling right next to you. What do you think of that?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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