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I mean to be fair to FemBusters...as terrible as it was...there is supposedly an 8+ hour cut of Bridesmaids out there somewhere too, so I can only blame hours of cutting room floor footage of Melissa McCarthy riffing on shit for both of these mixes...

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Where was the demand for this product? There wasn't even a demand for the existing theatrical release.

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https://youtu.be/JXkondOj7pg

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Can we at least all agree that Lily from the AT&T commercials (Milana Vayntraub) is a total babe?

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I'm having fun with them, but there's a certain...silliness I just have to accept about it all, lol.

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Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...

Sam Fisher: I'm going to sneak around
Also Sam Fisher: I'm going to wear glowing green googles.

I would argue that there's a bit of a difference between Sam's goggles and a 6' sphere of unnatural yellow light emerging from the shadows brandishing an ice climbing axe.

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Sarcastic posted...

Woah woah woah, regarding your signature, what happened to SBA?

It has closed for business. I thought that was clear.

More elaborate answer, Tapatalk swallowed up Zetaboards, the place was dead anyway, a few users in sensitive positions have had edgy SBA shit pop up in Tapatalk feeds they'd rather it not, and for some reason Knives won't talk to me at all but SBA has been scuttled for all intents and purposes. @Sarcastic

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I'm going to stealth kill these guys.

Also Lara Croft: I'm going to attach an 18" long yellow glow stick to my belt at all times when in the sort of shadows I'm going to sneak up on people from.

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I'm still waiting on an anbernic rg350 emulation handheld that has been in Shenzhen EMS shipping limbo for over 2 months...

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Reminder, GEICO stands for Government Employee Insurance Co., A non-governmental corporation.

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"Ikkyu, the Zen master, was very clever even as a boy. His teacher had a precious teacup, a rare antique. Ikkyu happened to break this cup and was greatly perplexed. Hearing the footsteps of his teacher, he held the pieces of the cup behind him. When the master appeared, Ikkyu asked: "Why do people have to die?"
"This is natural," explained the older man. "Everything has to die and has just so long to live."
Ikkyu, producing the shattered cup, added: "It was time for your cup to die."

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There's always "28 Geeks Later".
"Safety Not GuaranGeek'd"
...

I'm running out of ideas.

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Zeus posted...

We're all mad here, but not angry"

But I'm always angry.

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SunWuKung420 posted...

The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth

Almost positive we did that one ages ago.

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"Time to get a GEEK Haircut"
"Geek Topic: the Grand Reopening"
"Geek Topic: 50% capacity"
"We survived Covid-19 and all we got was this lousy geek t-shirt"

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Well even Nintendo only rated the 3DS for a 6 foot fall into concrete so...good luck.

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Revelation34 posted...

Gotham starts to go bad around season 3.

I would argue it was bad from the start.

Right out of the gate it's "we said Oswald Cobblepot, *wink wink*, *nudge, nudge*. GET IT? WE SAID OSWALD COBBLEPOT". "Edward Nygma. DID YOU HEAR ME SAY EDWARD NYGMA?" I gave up after 4 or 5 episodes because it tried so hard to beat you over the head repeatedly with references that I got the first time.

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The_tall_midget posted...

Our extremely intelligent and unbiased moderators would moderate things like that?

Sorry, sir/madam/it?, but I refuse to accept that the mods on this site would moderate something that is not against the rules due to personal, obvious, idiotic biases.

You've obviously never posted on 261...

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The_tall_midget posted...

What kind of fucking oversensitive morons would moderate the picture of a gun?

https://i.imgur.com/zRtdMP6.png

>_>

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My butt itches

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BeerOnTap posted...

This is known as a straw purchase and it is highly illegal. You literally committed a felony and admitted to it.

Yeah... Jen, this was a really bad idea. Any crimes committed with that gun are going to point straight to you, and if the felon gets caught with it, it's automatic double penalties for them.

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In the butt

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The sort of people that are perpetually outraged on behalf of others for woke points are usually the sort of people that would never buy the media they're bitching about in the first place.

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Interesting...running mate.

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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Rich people are paid more multiple times more for the same increase in performance.

And how much in taxes is collected just from sales tax revenue from Amazon purchases vs ye olde second hand bookstore?

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FatalAccident posted...

I thought hollow points were illegal? Or is that just in warfare

Only in warfare.

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Jen0125 posted...

I got the Smith and Wesson M&P 380 Shield EZ.

Excellent choice tbh. I went with a Steyr M40-1, but that gun was on the shortlist when I had my permit in CT.

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wolfy42 posted...

Before you go go go?

This is the only answer.

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teddy241 posted...

il never buy a gun. i love to drink alcohol and im sure id pull my gun and start shooting

If I could carry one responsibly for 7 years while drinking, smoking weed and snorting a stupid amount of cocaine, it's not that hard to be responsible with a weapon.

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Zeus posted...

Because the 80s had an echo.

It's because of all the enlarged sinuses from the cocaine.

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How I imagine the people that make these sorts of topics and complain in these sorts of topics functioning in society:

https://youtu.be/spIQXowPaMc

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https://youtu.be/vpEVsDN84Hc

>_>

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This was better than some actual AC/DC songs and if it were on the radio, I'm sure nobody would question it if they weren't paying attention.

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Subnautica stopp.
Subnautica thinkk.

But most importantly...
Subnautica Sinkk.

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Remember when John Romero was going to make you his bitch?

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I see no Sandman related books.

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https://youtu.be/MUO7x_U9tHg

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https://youtu.be/EI-_emIGqr0

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I laughed, the toaster laughed.

I shot the toaster.

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https://youtu.be/Jf0-zrV0uHg

Bear with the initial synth line and just follow the drums...

The insane, insane drums...

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https://youtu.be/xJUJ-qNdsf8

Obviously a rejected track from Quake that sat on a hard drive for a decade.

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Zeus posted...

Also, obvious token waifu party member is obvious and totes eye candy.

Just looking at the available mods...

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Not that I read erotic literature at all, but this would be a situation where the Kindle Paperwhite would be ideal.

I don't pull out a Kindle as a conversation starter, I pull it out to read. If you want to know what I'm reading, go fuck off.

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Did anyone play Dragon Quest XI? It's going for cheap on steam this week and I'm wondering if it's worth picking up.

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I'd smash, but the clown makeup would have to go.

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And I know I'm totally fanboy gushing over this game, but out of my top 5 favorites, Iga is more or less responsible for two of them...so I have no shame right now. This game is a work of art.

I knew the second I got the fairy familiar that it was going to sit on my shoulder as soon as I found a place to sit.

The attention to detail is...amazing.

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Really? Shovel Knight is just standing around with his thumb up his ass waiting for me to farm his shards?

This just keeps getting more and more...charming. Can't say Iga's love letter to the genre isn't... gorgeous.

Miriam is both Alucard and Soma at the same time.

Adding missions and...a purpose for all forms of farming on top of go forth and find all the things?

It definitely not pure CV. But as far as a metrovania? If this is all the shit Iga wanted to put into SotN and couldn't given hardware and time constraints, I get it.

Iga is a treasure, and I love what he's doing.

The graphics, the sound, the overall design...it's genius.

Bloodstained is SotN^2 and I'm loving it.

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I didn't know how much I needed to play Bloodstained until I encountered this enemy:

https://i.imgur.com/gA3iUHR.png

Now I want one as a pet.

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I can't possibly answer phones and send emails unless I'm wearing hard, flat-soled shoes and a necktie!

Yeah, "professional" attire is impractical to say the least.

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https://youtu.be/WYJ5Ihmjk-I

>_>

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