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Tax time in Australia. I'll be getting about $3000 return

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Nah, only 2 active cases in my state.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Not a chance

My wife and I don't do butt stuff at all

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

PIITB415 posted...

You realize some penthouses can be like 10,000 plus sq ft right? Lol

Yeah, but not the one that I'd live in.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Pixel 4

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Penthouse.

Fuck mansions, they're too damn big. Waste of space.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Crono99 posted...

17 C

The conversion machine thingy tells me that 17 C = 62.6 F

Just convert for them. I'm Australian but everything I post is in F, USD, imperial, etc.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

72F, both on cold in summer and heat in winter.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

...no shit, I called you?

Edit: This is when I ring her mobile from my mobile so our names pop up?

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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K181 posted...

I'd assume she was already cheating on me.

This

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

N95 respirator

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Water & coffee

Pringles, chips and a sausage roll (I'm a savoury man)

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Her porn videos aren't even good. She's way hotter clothed imo

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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pick4six posted...

Can you really be proud of hundred of billions when you employees complain about work conditions? Honestly I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if that was the case for me

I'm sure if you went to bed on a pile of money with many beautiful women you'd sleep just fine

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Because he could hire a contract killer to get rid of you if he wanted to and has enough money to make it as clean as he wants with no ties back to him

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Australia's had 8000 total

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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I've officially crossed into "grouchy middle aged man" as I have not downloaded Tik Tok, have no interest in Tik Tok and in fact deleted my Instagram and Snapchat and only kept Facebook for extended family.

Goddamn kids and social media.

(still a Twitter addict though)

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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I'm quarter Italian so have very hairy legs. I just let them go natural.

I had to get a knee reconstruction once and didn't want to have half shaved leg so I had my legs waxed once. It hurt so much.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Jewish, then.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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It's pretty well established Jesus was a real dude.

Whether he turned water into wine or fed 500 dudes with a single fish or rose from the dead, that's up to you. Personally I think he was just an Arab carpenter with severe mental illness.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Hell, Skyrim special edition digital version is still $80USD ($55USD)

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Games in Australia have been over $100AUD for ages ($70USD) for years and years.

It used to be fair & reasonable for shipping costs, but then when everything went digital... we're still paying $100 for basic games and $135 ($94USD) for deluxe editions

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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If my wife ever said that, marriage over.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I usually get these little bastards

Oh yeah but Australia has creepy bugs

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Bio1590 posted...

Wait you're from Australia right?

I know a girl from Australia that met the guy she's marrying through Tumblr >______>

I am, yes. We're already married though.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Damn one of the WoW OGs. RIP

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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I met my wife on Tumblr. Also hooked up with 3 other girls through it

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Day 2 complete. So far so good

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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What he do? I got weird vibes from that dudes posts

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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a-c-a-b posted...

I'm far from being patriotic, but at the very least, I'm really glad that I don't live in the U.S.A.

No offense to those of you that live there.

100%. America is fucked.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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TopKekBro posted...

so if someone finds a sheep, horse or dog attractive and wants to do some sick shit or
even marry, he can get the animal into the police force, thus turning it into a human, and then its all ok?

or say someone wants to do food stamp fraud, he can make an animal a police animal and then claim such a police officer as a person (and a cop at that!) in the application?

You're one of those people who are against gay marriage because of the "slippery slope" of letting people marry televisions, aren't you? Weirdo

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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TopKekBro posted...

ah yes, officer horse, trans-species huh?

So dumb

Legally, they are the same thing

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Nah, fuck that. I'll sit in my apartment, drink beers, watch sports and play video games til I die.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Also, assaulting a police horse = assaulting a police officer. Hope she gets the book thrown at her.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Good, she deserved it

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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inloveanddeath0 posted...

I couldn't handle being retired

I'm the opposite. Those 70+ year olds in high management positions still going to work every day in their expensive cars, fuck that. As soon as I don't have to work, I'm not working.

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Was your dick out?

/topic

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Unless you're implying you are investing that mil, a mil cash in your bank isn't enough to live on from 30-80 either

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

My sister was supposed to be a twin but the other one died early on in the pregnancy

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

That's not me btw i just googled "polo tucked into jeans"

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Pia looks like she's laughing here



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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

August Burns Red cover of that is one of my favourites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL5sEhSuuFE

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

This is how I dress most of the time



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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Zoomers are making tiktoks and other "flashy social media" posts about millennials already

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Lol @ even needing to

Australia and our 337 active cases (321 in a single state) laugh at you

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore

Basically a middle aged dad, but I don't have kids yet. Wife and I will start trying next year

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
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YugiNoob posted...

I have 3 kids and no money...Why cant I have no kids and 3 money?

Hahaha, very good.

Nobody on CE ever responds to my Simpsons quotes

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Last night, what we talked about, it made so much sense
But now the haze has ascended, it don't make no sense anymore