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TopicLmao Scotty got suspended
Orlando_Jordan
02/13/20 2:41:51 AM
#45
He made like 3 topics about how arbitrary and bad the age of consent is in 2 days. He needs to be put on a watch list.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPerson: its wrong to bang someone under 18.
Orlando_Jordan
02/12/20 4:08:07 PM
#15
Someone please put Scotty_Rogers on a watch list.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you want a PS5, just find an old sugar mama or sugar daddy.
Orlando_Jordan
02/12/20 1:31:32 PM
#1
Easy way to get a PS5.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHave you ever had a threesome with two hot girls?
Orlando_Jordan
02/11/20 10:17:26 PM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Eh, I dunno if Id qualify your mom and sister hot. They're above average if Im being generous. If I'm not, they're swamp creatures and the smell of their pussies confirm that
You've never had sex.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHave you ever had a threesome with two hot girls?
Orlando_Jordan
02/11/20 10:12:48 PM
#1
The average man has.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBiden is dead in the water
Orlando_Jordan
02/11/20 9:58:05 PM
#14
Biden: Go vote for someone else.

*Everyone votes for someone else*

Biden: How could I be losing?!

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine getting unmatched on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
02/11/20 7:32:27 PM
#1
Girls have 200+ matches who they don't unmatch.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGetting laid has never been easier thanks to Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
02/11/20 1:38:10 AM
#7
CosmicShadows posted...
TC's mom would super like me. <_<
You're a guy from gamefaqs.gamespot.com. The chances you'd be worth super liking are exponentially low.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGetting laid has never been easier thanks to Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
02/11/20 1:34:23 AM
#4
MabusIncarnate posted...
Thanks to your mom
She'd swipe left on you too.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThere are girls who are ugly and hot at the same time.
Orlando_Jordan
02/10/20 10:21:47 PM
#1
Usually girls with an average at best face, but an amazing body.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThere are misogynist Chads and feminist incels.
Orlando_Jordan
02/10/20 10:17:30 PM
#1
True story.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGetting laid has never been easier thanks to Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
02/10/20 8:16:51 PM
#1
I have over 100 matches. lmao at guys on reddit with none.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe Matrix was a deep commentary about incels (Spoilers).
Orlando_Jordan
02/10/20 1:06:10 PM
#6
Nacen posted...
I non ironically like this.
Thanks.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe Matrix was a deep commentary about incels (Spoilers).
Orlando_Jordan
02/10/20 2:01:23 AM
#1
They have to let it all go: Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Neo was a computer hacker and incel. Then he actually got "unplugged" from his room, started believing in himself , got Trinity and became The One. The agents were a metaphor for Chads.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirls don't care about looks as much as guys.
Orlando_Jordan
02/09/20 5:53:17 PM
#1
Do you believe this?


Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSpoilers: She purposefully didn't get with you.
Orlando_Jordan
02/09/20 4:44:08 PM
#1
"Oh man, maybe if I just tried harder, or said something different, she'd be with me instead of that other guy."

She knew you wanted her. She liked him more.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you aren't 6'0" and making 6 figures...
Orlando_Jordan
02/09/20 4:43:02 PM
#17
gunplagirl posted...
It's true though. Confidence is key.
You don't have real confidence. You're on a message board pretending to.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicReminder Tosh. O is STILL ON TV for some weird reason
Orlando_Jordan
02/09/20 4:16:02 PM
#5
People hate on this guy, but what makes him worse than any other "funny" guy on YouTube?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you aren't 6'0" and making 6 figures...
Orlando_Jordan
02/09/20 4:14:28 PM
#10
gunplagirl posted...
and effing cute as heck
Prove it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you aren't 6'0" and making 6 figures...
Orlando_Jordan
02/09/20 2:31:30 PM
#1
Good luck out there.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI feel sorry for kids who don't realize they will grow up to be...
Orlando_Jordan
02/08/20 5:33:43 PM
#9
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Woah, you really changed up your gimmick for this one. So unexpected and entertaining.
You mad.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI feel sorry for kids who don't realize they will grow up to be...
Orlando_Jordan
02/08/20 5:27:37 PM
#6
Zikten posted...
when your a little kid, EVERYONE thinks it's just a given that you will find someone. I remember when I was little, I just assumed every single person on the planet gets married at a certain age.
And then you grew up and had to face reality.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI feel sorry for kids who don't realize they will grow up to be...
Orlando_Jordan
02/08/20 5:22:06 PM
#2
Life is going to hit them like a train.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI feel sorry for kids who don't realize they will grow up to be...
Orlando_Jordan
02/08/20 3:18:25 PM
#1
An incel.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat if incels are the good guys?
Orlando_Jordan
02/08/20 11:44:42 AM
#6
LOL, just kidding. Everybody knows that Chad is the well-adjusted good guy and incels are the scary quiet guys in the corner who go on the Internet to post disturbing things.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhat if incels are the good guys?
Orlando_Jordan
02/08/20 11:37:38 AM
#1
Say an incel was raised by his parents to be a gentleman, and he was nice to women, but they ignored him when he said hello, left him on read, made fun of him, etc. Solely because of his looks.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAny GCN era games that'd be good to pick up?
Orlando_Jordan
02/08/20 12:48:14 AM
#7
Game Cube Nintendo

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAre there feminists who believe women need to change?
Orlando_Jordan
02/08/20 12:12:26 AM
#2
Because there are toxic behaviors that women have, like shaming men for opening up about their feelings.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAre there feminists who believe women need to change?
Orlando_Jordan
02/07/20 10:20:06 PM
#1
Or do they all think it's men who need to change?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels are mentally ill men.
Orlando_Jordan
02/07/20 9:32:16 PM
#6
twitterfriends posted...
Not defending them but theyre not mentally ill and please stop using that term mentally ill to disparage others, it sucks to have mental illness and its a serious medical condition.
Men with incel beliefs are not psychologically well-adjusted.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIncels are mentally ill men.
Orlando_Jordan
02/07/20 9:20:02 PM
#1
With below-average looks.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThat's it, the mods are completely out of control. @SBAllen
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 11:55:45 PM
#20
The mods think they're never wrong.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicStrongest Characters ever created?
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 11:19:24 PM
#23
Darth Vader fits all of that criteria. He wins.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirls on Tinder are fucking ugly.
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 10:15:32 PM
#9
Veggeta X posted...
But they still get blasted by Chad
"Chad"

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirls on Tinder are fucking ugly.
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 9:43:47 PM
#3
Zangulus posted...
So why are you on there?
I'm looking for hot chicks to bang.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirls on Tinder are fucking ugly.
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 9:41:03 PM
#1
Like damn, no wonder they're on there.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI will never have sex with anyone under the age of 18.
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 7:50:49 PM
#5
Solid Sonic posted...
The real question is if you could make it happen with anyone over 18 either.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicToo bad I don't have an invite to LUElinks.
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 2:28:24 PM
#7
GiftedACIII posted...
Dont bother. The admin had a meltdown and nuked decades worth of posts with no warning. Im not sure if theyve fixed it but it really has turned me off from caring much about it now.
lmao, sounds like a shitty site after all.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHow often is appropriate to ask a girl to lunch, who isn't your girlfriend?
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 2:27:22 PM
#7
Girl: I need $1000.
Me: Ok

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine donating to a political candidate.
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 1:03:18 PM
#12
Romulox28 posted...
Is donating to a political campaign the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than donating to a political campaign. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are toiling, stressing, and working 40hr+ a week at a job for at least 40 years solely so your income can go and get donated to another man. All the hard work you put into your savings - working nights and weekends to meet deadlines, missing spending time with your family to travel to meetings, going back to school for advanced degrees and certifications, enduring the drudgery of the daily grind. All of it has one simple result: make money that you will hand over to a man that will eventually fuck you over with broken campaign promises.

Got a huge bonus at work? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random politician who had nothing to do with the effort you put in to get that bonus, who wants to get a better job. He gets to fuck sluts in the White House every night. He gets the benefits of your generous donation that came from the hours you put into your job.

As a man who donates to a political campaign, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 40 years of your life simply to raise money for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
Damn, you're right.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMassive plot hole in Jurassic Park. (Spoilers)
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 11:43:27 AM
#27
DocDelicious posted...
This is probably the most egregious example.

Also, TC, they explain that plot hole away with the whole "we fill in the blanks with other shit's DNA".
You can't even remember that they used frog DNA? And there wouldn't be viable DNA with gaps to fill. There wouldn't be DNA at all. It's a 65 million year old fossil of an insect.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIt's been over a decade since there's been a good Gundam show
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 3:08:42 AM
#18
*Kid accidentally falls into cockpit of Gundam*

Kid: "Huh? What's this? I don't know how to pilot this thing!"

*Kid kills dozens of mobile suits piloted by soldiers specifically trained for MS combat*

Any time they pull this shit, I stop watching.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic70 people from 70 countries imitate Americans
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 3:04:01 AM
#8
Kolibri X posted...
Are they wrong?
no

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic70 people from 70 countries imitate Americans
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 2:58:48 AM
#4
The rest of the world thinks American women are annoying.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMassive plot hole in Jurassic Park. (Spoilers)
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 2:50:45 AM
#1
No DNA could survive that long and through the fossilization process.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSmall Dick Club General #1
Orlando_Jordan
02/06/20 2:39:48 AM
#45
Mine is only 6 inches. In today's day and age, that's really small, especially for a black guy.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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