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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

You realize just how sad a guy has to be to be incapable of getting together with a single one of them.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Frustrated Adult Virgins

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Do any progressives want to give their two cents?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Oh no thanks. Bye, Scotty.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Because if you tried to brag on Facebook, people would shut you down, because they take trips to Europe, have more friends, a better car, pull more girls, etc.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Say he hasnt been laid in a while. Would you suggest the idea to her?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

They already did.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Professional street man.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Unnecessary posted...

Id fuck like crazy

No, you wouldn't.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Chad pounds modelos with hot girls, while guys with six-packs stay inside counting calories.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

_BIueMonk posted...

hello CE. help me get ripped.

i wanna look like this:
https://cdn.luxatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Dwayne-Johnson.jpg

That's never going to happen. Dwayne Johnson has been lifting weights for like 20 years, has great genetics, and has used steroids before on top of that.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Free my fam NOW.

We know Scotty is your alt.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

dolomedes posted...

i'm not lonely/looking for love

also i'm p cute & charming as hell

It sounds like you're trying to cope with not having the person you want.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

MachineJaipur posted...

I can look as pretty/attractive as you can make me but it won't fix my anxiety and inability to give a fuck enough to approach someone or take a risk

It sounds like you have things going against you on top of looks.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

BB mofo posted...

I remember hearing once that there was no such thing as temple prostitution as the Israelites accused their neighbors of in the Old Testament - ie priestesses who were also prostitutes. Usually it was a case of either a temple owning slaves who they whored out for cash, or it was the temple courtyard of a love-fertility diety where singles or independent prostitutes hooked up to later have sex outside temple grounds.

The ancient Israelites either didn't understand what was going on or wanted to slander the religious practices of their neighbors by saying their priestly castes were a bunch of whores.

This guy is deep into the lore.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

They're doing an important job. Everyone hates the police until there's danger, like a gunman or a sex offender on the loose.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I'll at least give credit to NEETs who are on SSI and get food stamps, even if they're mooching off of taxpayers, that's at least semi-intelligent.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

But they don't even trade stocks or do anything to make money. They just mooch.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Are they trying to use peacocking?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

And beta males are probably really sending them money.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

ThyCorndog posted...

I'm 6'3" and have a masters degree, so I think i can talk her out of an inch. I've talked her into a few inches after all

Only a few? As in roughly 3?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

She wants children, and she wants you to be the father, but she wants the biological father to be 6'4" and with a master's degree to give them the best possible life. What would you say to that?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I have a female friend who instantly loses interest in a guy if his car is older than 5 years.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I got modded for saying using a certain drug is low-IQ.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

What the hell does that mean?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Sunhawk posted...

Of course, without clubs and bars, how can they STOP being incels? Didn't think of that, did you, TC?

Who cares? It's not like they're actually going to pull a girl at a nightclub anyway. They're just going to stand against the wall, staring at the girls.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

They take up room that could be used for more girls or Chads.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

I've realized that cheating is not a big deal.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Pharrellforever posted...

so lie about himself GREAT!

He could also go to college and get a six figure career, and then it wouldn't be a lie.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

All he has to do is tell girls he has a six figure career and be confident.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

IShall_Run_Amok posted...

Having an iPhone doesn't really solve all of the problems.

The main problem is money management.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Its hard for me to feel bad for them when they have iPhones.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

So I was supposed to read right to left the whole time? No wonder it made no sense.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

If you're skinny, that's why you're not getting girls. Statistically, most women like dadbods.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

The mods will just uphold.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

BlockAddition posted...

I'm one of the nicest guys a girl could meet if they would just give me a chance. I don't have abs, I'm not 6ft tall, I'm not tanned and I don't go to the gym every day but that doesn't make me any less of a man than anyone else.

Guys like me will always go underappreciated in this world.

Is this copypasta?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Fact: They hooking up with several other guys besides you.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

It sounds like TC got a recent offer.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

eston posted...

It seems to be about a dude who picks up a hot chick at a bar, and she ends up having a dick, but he still thinks she's hot

So it's actually progressive?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Waddlez posted...

For me, the 10% is worth the peace of mind someone didn't beat the shit out of my car before me.

Exactly.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

What do you think?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

emblem boy posted...

If you end up driving the car for a long time, like 7+ years, does it matter in the long run?

Imagine thinking a used car is actually going to last 7 years.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

PatrickMahomes posted...

Have a brand new 2018 Honda Fit, so far only paid repairs were oil changes. Can't imagine paying for a shitty car and then paying for all the associated repairs too.

Poor people make poor decisions. That's what I always say.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Dunsworthy posted...

The best situation is buying a used one year old vehicle. Low mileage, half the price of brand new

A one year old vehicle with low mileage is not going to be half the price, or anywhere close to it. lmao, it might be $1000 less.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

*Buys a car with 100,000+ miles*

I'm financially smart.

*Drops money on constant repairs*

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

It's lean.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

DrizztLink posted...

The highlight of your existence.

My life is pretty awesome.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7

Basically, I troll YouTubers, musicians, models, or anyone semi-famous until one takes the bait. I try to get the most famous person I can mad and actually responding.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7