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TopicGoodbye topic
Orlando_Jordan
01/26/20 1:42:57 AM
#5
Vegy: Have you tried da D yet?

Hmm? ;;ooo

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI like to troll people on the freeway.
Orlando_Jordan
01/26/20 1:37:20 AM
#1
When someone is signaling to change lanes, I like to pull up next to them. If they speed up, I speed up. If they slow down, I slow down. They get big mad.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIn one year, Greta Thunberg will be legal.
Orlando_Jordan
01/25/20 4:33:23 PM
#6
gbagcn posted...
I got modded for posting this a while ago
LOL.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIn one year, Greta Thunberg will be legal.
Orlando_Jordan
01/25/20 4:29:28 PM
#1
Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLifehack: Get a good lawyer. Threaten to file lawsuits.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 5:08:14 PM
#14
DevsBro posted...
Lifehack: Get a job and you can get money every week!
Not true, many jobs pay bi-monthly.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLifehack: Get a good lawyer. Threaten to file lawsuits.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 4:55:45 PM
#9
ZT6 posted...
You're confusing the 'right thing' with just taking the path of least resistance. No one wants to deal with awful people who threaten lawsuits all the time.
In my opinion, sleazy landlords who try to keep my deposit are the villains.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHR just sent a complaint about my car being too cheap
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 4:44:08 PM
#52
DrizztLink posted...
Then don't say it was yours for attention.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLifehack: Get a good lawyer. Threaten to file lawsuits.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 4:33:36 PM
#5
Sada_Pop posted...
Ok but then you threaten the dude thank can bankrupt you and has the time to kill to ensure that you go down. What now?
We'll come to some kind of agreement in that case.


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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLifehack: Get a good lawyer. Threaten to file lawsuits.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 4:29:03 PM
#3
Caution999 posted...
Lifehack:

(make sure you're good at running)

Go out to a fancy restaurant. Order anything you want. When the bill comes, dash out of there like a madman. Free meals.
Then come back 3 months later with different clothes and mustache and do it again. They won't remember you.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLifehack: Get a good lawyer. Threaten to file lawsuits.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 4:24:55 PM
#1
I have a good lawyer. I've found that the mere threat of a lawsuit is often enough to get shitty people to do the right thing. When my landlords try to keep my deposit, I threaten them with a lawsuit and they either pay up, or I take them to court and win.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHR just sent a complaint about my car being too cheap
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 4:13:56 PM
#46
Old beater cars do make companies look bad. Fair, next.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHuge plothole in Titanic. (Spoilers)
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 4:06:41 PM
#6
El Mexicano Texano posted...
It's based on fiction though
So the RMS Titanic didn't exist?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSo I got a girl's number from a dating site, then I butt dialed her and left a v
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 3:23:43 PM
#3
It's over.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHuge plothole in Titanic. (Spoilers)
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 3:23:00 PM
#1
Jack and Rose weren't real passengers on the Titanic.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic3 year old british kid ends up being 99% smarter than british public
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 3:18:12 PM
#10
Watch his IQ stay at 142 (or barely raise) and he'll get kicked out of Mensa.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHere comes $1000 dollars, I'm freaking RICH!
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 3:11:08 PM
#9
Error1355 posted...
Go to a casino and put it all on black.
That will give him a 50/50 chance of doubling his money. I like those odds.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicC/D: This country song slaps.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 3:05:53 PM
#1
https://youtu.be/qZIx9CRRSq8

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy laptops are better than desktops.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 2:06:59 PM
#8
coh posted...
Nah, desktops aren't going anywhere and they're still the best.

Laptops will always just be inferior desktops
Have fun carrying your desktop to a LAN party.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicCops refuse to arrest man due to lack of judge, so he steals beer and drinks it.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:54:37 PM
#18
spudger posted...
This troll post makes no sense
Allow me to explain: Stop speeding. You deserved to be ticketed.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy laptops are better than desktops.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:48:10 PM
#1
You can bring it with you to school, work, etc, and when you have to move, it's easily packed. Desktops are going the way of the dinosaur.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo homeless people need to take more personal responsibility?
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:46:19 PM
#15
Bad_Mojo posted...
Blame robots. They're taking the jobs that those people could do and giving them to robots.
Then someone needs to be like John Connor and lead a resistance against these machines.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWoman getting trapped in garage is one of the best videos on the Internet
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:41:33 PM
#10
Also, why doesn't the garage open straight up and down?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWoman getting trapped in garage is one of the best videos on the Internet
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:40:28 PM
#9
lmao, she's fucking stupid. How did it take her an hour to just open the garage from the inside?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo homeless people need to take more personal responsibility?
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:26:13 PM
#8
kylobrr posted...
I'm homeless. I dont speak for any of them, only my self. I'm homeless because of bad luck, and maybe a couple mistakes.

There's no motivation to work anymore, what do I need money for? A place to live? I don't have friends, dont have a phone.

I think it's a waste of my time to get a minimum wage job (only thing I can apply for)

And nothing about school intrigues me even if it was free

I dont even do drugs, im basically straight edge
Renting a cheap room and working a job is a better lifestyle. If you don't get back on your feet, how will you ever be a homeowner with a nice car someday?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMale feminist tried to get a woman fired for not agreeing with him
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:21:58 PM
#24
Males feminists are a yikes.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo homeless people need to take more personal responsibility?
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:20:12 PM
#5
kylobrr posted...
Why do you want them to take on more personal responsibility? Do you believe they can contribute more to society than other people that aren't homeless?
I want them to stop thinking they're entitled to my money, and realize that 9/10 times, they put themselves in their situation.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicCops refuse to arrest man due to lack of judge, so he steals beer and drinks it.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:17:00 PM
#11
spudger posted...
funny. pigs wont stop actual crime but love to wait for you to speed so they can write a stupid ticket.
Don't break the law and you won't get ticketed.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo homeless people need to take more personal responsibility?
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:15:02 PM
#1
Sure, a lot of them have an addiction or drinking problem. But so do a lot of people who manage to hold down jobs.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI don't have sex so I'm just gonna draw myself having sex
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 1:09:49 PM
#4
Maybe you should get a job and your own place.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou'll never win the lottery if you don't play.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 12:59:45 PM
#1
People think they're very smart for not playing the lottery, but get jealous when someone who does play wins.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDad who had SEX with his 2 DAUGHTERS get an EXTRA 2 YEARS in Prison!!
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 12:49:35 PM
#32
Keith_Valentine posted...
Jesus.

Its fucking disgusting but why does he deserve to go to prison?
Because he lied on court papers so he could marry her. I'm pretty sure this is the sole reason he went to jail.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThese days, if you make under 30K a year, you're homeless.
Orlando_Jordan
01/24/20 12:38:08 PM
#1
You basically need 40K just to have the bare essentials like a roof over your head and food.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDoes condom sex even count
Orlando_Jordan
01/23/20 9:52:10 PM
#30
Fuparulez posted...
If you have normal sexual habits with normal people, you're not catching an STD. The world isn't like high school where you're taught "If you have unprotected sex, everyone will get pregnant, catch a disease and DIE!"
The average woman has slept with 1,000,000 Chads.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic$50,000 or your ex girlfriend gets $1,000,000
Orlando_Jordan
01/23/20 12:50:02 PM
#20
The bitch would have $1,000,000, and I would have nothing. Give me the $50,000.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAs bad as Trump is, Hillary would be so much worse.
Orlando_Jordan
01/23/20 12:48:14 PM
#3
HylianFox posted...
what with her lady bits
Are you sexually attracted to Hillary Clinton?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAs bad as Trump is, Hillary would be so much worse.
Orlando_Jordan
01/23/20 12:46:53 PM
#1
Thank God Trump won.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy is Elon Musk in the movie 1917?
Orlando_Jordan
01/23/20 12:28:16 PM
#1
Someone explain.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicC/D: Vegy is a cool dude you would hang out with IRL.
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 8:14:20 PM
#1
Hell yes.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThere was a famous incel who turned against their ideology.
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 5:46:22 PM
#1
I think he took down his 2-3 years worth of videos after announcing he found a GF.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThere are users here who financed an iPhone.
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 5:03:48 PM
#12
AFrench2 posted...
It's called capitalism and credit is how things go round. People buy shit they don't need on credit, economy crashes, people go broke, economy picks up, people buy shit they don't need on credit, economy crashes, people go broke - x1000
People should be more fiscally responsible.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThere are users here who financed an iPhone.
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 4:59:23 PM
#9
TheGoldenEel posted...
Most people do this
People should be buying cheaper phones, then.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicFighting is so stupid.
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 4:58:39 PM
#3
Violence isn't the answer, it's the question and the answer is yes.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThere are users here who financed an iPhone.
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 4:51:25 PM
#1
They took out a loan for a cell phone. Not even a car. A phone.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPensions are basically a big scam
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 4:49:23 PM
#29
ITT: People who finance iPhones and don't plan for retirement.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPensions are basically a big scam
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 4:35:20 PM
#7
AFrench2 posted...
Thanks, good luck with that 401k when something happens to you in the next 40 years and you need that money but have major fees to even access it.
My employer matches 100% of the 4% I put into it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPensions are basically a big scam
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 4:27:52 PM
#5
AFrench2 posted...
401k's are - save for bonuses or employer contributions.

But saving away your money for 50 years from now is just plain stupid. "Look honey! I saved $100,000 in the past 50 years! Too bad my money is worth 1/3rd of what it was 50 years ago! Yaaay!"
Good luck still being on your feet all day doing physical labor in your 60s.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine actually falling for a scam on Craigslist.
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 4:18:50 PM
#1
What kind of person would LITERALLY fall for "You can drive by the property to see it. Just mail me the $500 deposit and I'll mail you the keys"? lmao

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLmao that bailey jay gif
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 4:03:20 PM
#4
The world would be a better place without this topic.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicps5 pre order secured.
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 4:01:45 PM
#7
KStateKing17 posted...
He didn't agree to the camera
The way he's holding his belt, I think he's posing for the camera and trying to seem dominant.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicps5 pre order secured.
Orlando_Jordan
01/22/20 3:39:06 PM
#3
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't get it
PS5s aren't going to be cheap.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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