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TopicCancel Joe Biden.
Orlando_Jordan
03/04/20 5:55:28 PM
#2
Joe Biden is a creep.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicChristina Aguilera was a fan of DBZ?
Orlando_Jordan
03/04/20 5:48:56 PM
#5
That's Dragon Ball GT. Learn the fucking lore.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicCancel Joe Biden.
Orlando_Jordan
03/04/20 5:48:06 PM
#1
Roseanne was cancelled for less.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMarijuana more likely to be legalized under which candidate? Trump v. Biden?
Orlando_Jordan
03/04/20 1:54:29 AM
#22
Daily reminder that Obama was tougher on weed than George W. Bush.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBernie or bust.
Orlando_Jordan
03/04/20 1:53:09 AM
#1
How many of you can say that you wrote Bernie in in 2016? I did.

I'll fuckin' do it again.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicJoe Biden will NEVER have my vote.
Orlando_Jordan
03/04/20 12:19:08 AM
#1
Any man as creepy as that needs to lose.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicis it cheating if you and a girl masturbate next to each other in the same bed?
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 11:05:37 PM
#10
Not cheating.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIt's a doggy dog world.
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 11:01:35 PM
#1
And low skilled workers are a diamond dozen.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do 50 year old men take terrible selfies?
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 3:36:59 PM
#5
Questionmarktarius posted...
Selfies didn't really exist for the first forty years of those guys' lives.
The closest there was back then, was a Polaroid with a timer.
Phones can use timers. Why dont they do that if their selfie game is so weak?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do 50 year old men take terrible selfies?
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 3:31:33 PM
#1
Theyll be too close, held from below, with their mouths open. How did these guys ever manage to have sex?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPretty sure this girl I'm talking to blocked me, but still talks to me?
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 2:01:38 PM
#19
WaterLink posted...
I wasnt accusatory about it, I just told her "look, I use my boss's facebook to post stuff for our business and I just had to check to be sure, and your profile is still active so I know you did actually block me"
If that isn't accusatory, what is?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAre modern American women faithful, iyo?
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 1:52:05 PM
#28
philsov posted...
I'd seek it out even with a hoppin' bedroom. There's always something alluring about a fresh face. There's a draw to it; somewhere between novelty and conquest. The Coolidge Effect is real.

If my partner was cool with me having side pieces I'd do it in a heartbeat, but nooooo, they'd feel "devalued" and "unloved"
Would you let her have side pieces too?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSo I asked out my crush!
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 1:50:44 PM
#38
WingsOfGood posted...
I was not aware incels had lunch with women and then asked to go further.
Did you have sex with her, though?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicSo I asked out my crush!
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 1:43:33 PM
#36
#JustIncelThings

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAre modern American women faithful, iyo?
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 1:06:05 PM
#17
Guide posted...
If you have a source that isn't your ass, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
How many of your male friends have been cheated on versus your female friends? It's obvious women cheat more.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAre modern American women faithful, iyo?
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 11:41:47 AM
#8
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Hell no, there is a reason marriage is down, no man is willing to trust these disloyal hoes who have no concept of loyalty.

Why do you think the foreign bride business has been booming ?, you are not going to find a good bride in any of the western counties thanks to modern feminism.
Male feminists: There's nothing wrong with disloyalty. Her body belongs to her, not me.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAre modern American women faithful, iyo?
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 11:33:53 AM
#6
philsov posted...
More faithful than modern American men at least.
Why is that? Women can make a free Tinder and get a ton of matches at any time.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicAre modern American women faithful, iyo?
Orlando_Jordan
03/03/20 11:29:50 AM
#1
Are modern American women faithful, iyo?


What do you think?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirl on Tinder: "Here for friends."
Orlando_Jordan
03/02/20 10:31:09 PM
#13
Cheetaluv posted...
No surprise ppl on here uses Tinder lol
Whats wrong with that? Its an easy way to get laid.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirl on Tinder: "Here for friends."
Orlando_Jordan
03/02/20 10:23:05 PM
#8
Lost_All_Senses posted...
If a guy believes that, he almost deserves to be cheated on
I could see a male feminist believing it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGirl on Tinder: "Here for friends."
Orlando_Jordan
03/02/20 10:16:41 PM
#1
*Only matches with guys shes sexually attracted to*
Her boyfriend: Why do you have a Tinder?
Girl: I was just trying to make friends!

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLMFAO! Just hopped out of bed and immediately started throwing gang signs!
Orlando_Jordan
03/01/20 5:51:50 PM
#25
electricbugs2 posted...
Not as sad as buying your GameFAQs account though.
No, being a 140 pound suburban male who wakes up throwing gang signs and runs to gamefaqs.gamespot.com to brag about it is far sadder than buying a GameFAQs account would be.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHave you ever been to a porn convention?
Orlando_Jordan
03/01/20 5:12:05 PM
#1
I want to go to one.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy are people so scared of the corona virus?
Orlando_Jordan
03/01/20 4:48:38 PM
#5
Christian RULES posted...
I've seen what people with coronavirus are like.
That movie came out before the Wuhan corona virus existed.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy are people so scared of the corona virus?
Orlando_Jordan
03/01/20 3:35:44 PM
#1
It's just another flu. It's not the t-virus.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicdo the moods get laid?
Orlando_Jordan
03/01/20 2:03:57 AM
#3
Fuck no.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicImagine being a side dude who eats a girl out.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 10:15:15 PM
#1
That's disgusting.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe DNC will give the primary to Michael Bloomberg.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 6:56:44 PM
#1
Politics is all about money.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you have to finance a smartphone, you can't afford it.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 1:34:30 PM
#13
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Mortgages are for poor people
Theres a difference between buying a house and a fucking cell phone.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you have to finance a smartphone, you can't afford it.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 1:30:59 PM
#10
bluezero posted...
Tell them not to charge $1000+
If you dont have a good career, buy a cheaper phone than an Galaxy S20 or iPhone 11 Pro Max. How is that a tough concept?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPornstars with "weird" but still nice-looking faces?
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 1:00:15 PM
#4
No. Everyone looks a little different. This topic is weird.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you have to finance a smartphone, you can't afford it.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 12:59:18 PM
#1
Finance something like a car. Not a phone.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicUS, Taliban sign agreement, US troops to withdraw from Afghanistan in 14 months
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 12:29:27 PM
#18
Crepes posted...
As a Brit this makes me wonder what the point of going into Afghanistan in the first place was? What have we gained and is the country safer and is the middle east safer now than it was in 2001?
Now they know not to fuck with America, unless they want 18 more years of war.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf a girl is average at best, she can put on makeup and be hot.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 12:27:59 PM
#13
PrideOfLion posted...
Some men can't grow a good beard.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf a girl is average at best, she can put on makeup and be hot.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 11:56:47 AM
#7
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I don't want all the insecurity issues that comes with wearing make up everywhere
Imagine if you could get laid as much as women who wear makeup do.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf a girl is average at best, she can put on makeup and be hot.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 11:55:52 AM
#6
voldothegr8 posted...
Yeah just about every male you see on TV or movies is wearing makeup
Please explain.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicUS, Taliban sign agreement, US troops to withdraw from Afghanistan in 14 months
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 11:54:57 AM
#10
*Trump tries to end an 18 year costly war*

Trump haters: "This is terrible! He's at it again!"

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf a girl is average at best, she can put on makeup and be hot.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 11:52:12 AM
#3
SauI_Goodman posted...
Sure he does. Guys on tv who talk sports and wear makeup.
What?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf a girl is average at best, she can put on makeup and be hot.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 11:49:46 AM
#1
If a guy is average at best, he doesn't have that luxury.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicLMFAO! Just hopped out of bed and immediately started throwing gang signs!
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 11:32:30 AM
#16
It's sad that you think this is cool.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic16 y/o Blonde WINS State WRESTLING making HISTORY! Look at the GUYS FACES!!
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 11:27:43 AM
#37
All three of those guys look like incels.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIt's amazing how many websites demand your phone number nowadays
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 1:17:03 AM
#2
They sell your number to telemarketers for money.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe TOU is crystal clear, guys.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 12:40:18 AM
#1
The severity of punishments is at the sole discretion of the moderator. Whether it's a TOU violation depends on which moderator you get, and how he happens to feel at the time.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe irony of the Gillette commercial.
Orlando_Jordan
02/29/20 12:30:15 AM
#6
FF_Redux posted...
What are you implying?
That the "good guy" was actually acting really uncool.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe irony of the Gillette commercial.
Orlando_Jordan
02/28/20 8:20:22 PM
#1
When the white guy saw a girl he liked and went to shoot his shot, the brotha blocked him and said Not cool. Not cool. That wasnt cool.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicNintendo finally gives option to remove ugly rolling log camera view in AC
Orlando_Jordan
02/28/20 2:54:01 PM
#2
What the hell does this mean?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWould you rather be a hot girl's side guy, or an average girl's main guy?
Orlando_Jordan
02/28/20 2:53:07 PM
#1
Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDuncanwii is great at debates.
Orlando_Jordan
02/27/20 11:59:19 PM
#21
Duncanwii posted...
This is seriously disrespectful. And on my birthday? Shut up.
I complimented you.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBatman is a villain.
Orlando_Jordan
02/26/20 5:20:55 PM
#1
Batman is a villain. I've seen this said before, but I don't mean it in the way that "what if Bruce Wayne secretly gives money to criminals." No. Batman, in his current state with all of his actions seen by us viewers and readers, is acting as a supervillain.

Let's start with the obvious issue. Supervillains kill people, Batman doesn't, ipso facto he can't be. But the fact that he doesn't MAKES him villainous. He leaves all of these super criminals in a nice, healthy, recoverable state when he stops them. Whenever he takes down anyone, he always sends them to prison whence they ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS escape. He knows they're going to escape, we know it, everyone knows it. So he sees these mass murders and he keeps them safe from the police and from other criminals until they're ready to kill again. Batman is responsible for all of these deaths because he makes sure that the other super villains can strike again.

Why would he do this? We see that he does stop them, we see that he saves people, and we get insights into his mind that he wants to stop them. He needs to. Another major feature of comic book villains is their hang-ups, their obsessions. The Riddler, for example, needs people to try to solve his riddles. If suddenly, all the smart people were dead, the Riddler would have no one to play with anymore, and he would be in hell. Batman needs to have challenging opponents to take down. Batman needs there to be a constant threat by major villains on Gotham, and so he ensures that there will always be someone plotting destruction by never actually eliminating them.

(As a side note, i feel the need to mention his general insanity and bat-obsession, but that's obvious, arguable, and kind of a minor issue)
Finally, this leads to an interesting conclusion. Batman's main foe and most murderous tool is The Joker. But if Joker is the foe of a villain, what does that make him? Many times in many mediums, Joker has said that all he wants is for Batman to kill him, that's all. And if Batman's means of villainy is a refusal to kill, what the Joker is trying to do is convert Batman into a hero. If Batman crosses the line and chooses to start killing bad guys, he would be the hero that he thinks he is. The Joker is a man who commits unspeakable evil in order to do ultimate good - he wants Gotham to have a hero. And Batman is a man who commits heroic deeds to cause unspeakable evil. They are inverse and opposite one another.

So there it is, Batman is a villain who thinks he's a hero. And Joker is a villain who's deepest wish is for a true hero.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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