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TopicFor two weeks, you show no symptoms from the Wuhan Virus.
Orlando_Jordan
03/13/20 11:15:41 PM
#5
It's too late. We already have it.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicPeople laughed at me for stocking up on toilet paper but here we are
Orlando_Jordan
03/13/20 10:57:57 PM
#3
Ok boomer

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI pretended that I took a trip to China. Now I get paid to stay at home.
Orlando_Jordan
03/13/20 10:56:01 PM
#1
My company is paying me in full for 14 days to stay at home.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicFor two weeks, you show no symptoms from the Wuhan Virus.
Orlando_Jordan
03/13/20 10:52:00 PM
#1
Some of you are already infected and don't realize it yet.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicYou have been banned from GameFAQs.
Orlando_Jordan
03/13/20 9:39:50 PM
#1
What do you do now?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao at girls on Tinder who only post face pictures.
Orlando_Jordan
03/13/20 4:13:43 PM
#5
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I never seen a pic of TC. 100% chance he's fat.
I never saw a pic of you.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topiclmao at girls on Tinder who only post face pictures.
Orlando_Jordan
03/13/20 11:44:04 AM
#1
100% chance she's fat.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topicgirls reaction when they find out proms will be cancelled
Orlando_Jordan
03/13/20 1:57:59 AM
#6
ITT: A bunch of men in their 30s talk about teens.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWill Barack Obama be remembered like Abraham Lincoln?
Orlando_Jordan
03/12/20 10:20:50 PM
#5
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
why do you think people won't remember the first black president

huh
Is he actually an important historical figure beyond that, though?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWill Barack Obama be remembered like Abraham Lincoln?
Orlando_Jordan
03/12/20 10:17:04 PM
#1
No.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy personal Covid-19 horror: I finally left my abusive relationship, now this
Orlando_Jordan
03/12/20 10:15:18 PM
#20
butthole666 posted...
They controlled my life completely, ran my entire lifes work into the ground, beat me, and threatened to kill me if I called for help.
They

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo women have all the power in this world?
Orlando_Jordan
03/12/20 10:13:16 PM
#6
Turbam posted...
You've been complaining about women nonstop lately
How do you figure?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo women have all the power in this world?
Orlando_Jordan
03/12/20 8:16:47 PM
#1
Do women have all the power in this world?


Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicMy personal Covid-19 horror: I finally left my abusive relationship, now this
Orlando_Jordan
03/12/20 3:14:32 AM
#10
Was this the relationship with "them"?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGuys on GameFAQs can't even get Insta-zoned.
Orlando_Jordan
03/11/20 5:54:48 PM
#1
Discuss.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGood-looking guys don't struggle for years to get a girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
03/11/20 3:19:42 PM
#4
Lost_All_Senses posted...
People who are constantly jumping from relationship to relationship just seem scared to be alone
Or they just don't have to be alone.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicGood-looking guys don't struggle for years to get a girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
03/11/20 3:12:28 PM
#1
If they get dumped, they can find a new girl in a matter of 2-3 weeks.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI see nothing wrong with this Nissan ad
Orlando_Jordan
03/11/20 2:23:03 PM
#3
Is her boss supposed to be an incel?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe REAL reason some girls don't like nice guys.
Orlando_Jordan
03/11/20 2:50:59 AM
#9
malenz posted...
great. another orlando topic wee
I make the wokest topics on this board.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicDo you believe you will get the Wuhan virus?
Orlando_Jordan
03/11/20 2:47:11 AM
#1
Do you believe you will get the Wuhan virus?


No, I do not.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe REAL reason some girls don't like nice guys.
Orlando_Jordan
03/11/20 1:45:25 AM
#1
Some of them arent nice themselves. So why would they want a nice guy?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you can't get laid using Tinder, that speaks volumes.
Orlando_Jordan
03/10/20 10:15:56 PM
#1
Girls are on there to hook up.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicThe real reason some girls don't like nice guys.
Orlando_Jordan
03/10/20 8:15:18 PM
#1
They arent nice themselves. Why would they want a nice guy?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do incels think they would have a girl if they were born earlier?
Orlando_Jordan
03/10/20 2:03:31 AM
#13
MrNintendo1213 posted...
???

How do you know. I suppose they just wouldn't be incels because they got a wife.
They wouldn't be capable of getting a wife.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do incels think they would have a girl if they were born earlier?
Orlando_Jordan
03/10/20 2:00:58 AM
#11
cuttin_in_farm posted...
Eh... some guys would objectively perform better if they didnt have to compete with dudes across the state like they do now with social media and dating sites.
So would some whales.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do incels think they would have a girl if they were born earlier?
Orlando_Jordan
03/10/20 1:46:54 AM
#8
MrNintendo1213 posted...
Hahahaha. You're assuming women were allowed to have a say in it. Pretty much when they say that they mean they dont want women to have rights.
Incels would still have no money, status, or power.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do incels think they would have a girl if they were born earlier?
Orlando_Jordan
03/10/20 1:40:42 AM
#4
Zikten posted...
There were incels all through human history. Even in the stone age. They just got ignored and forgotten. Its only cause of the internet that people are now aware of them
And now their subreddits are getting shut down, and soon, nobody will remember them once again. lol.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do incels think they would have a girl if they were born earlier?
Orlando_Jordan
03/10/20 1:37:26 AM
#1
No matter what time period you're in, whether it's the present, the 80s, 50s, or 1800s, women wanted a good-looking, successful man. Not a guy who lived with his parents.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWould you vote for a creepy racist to be president?
Orlando_Jordan
03/09/20 10:33:44 PM
#6
MabusIncarnate posted...
Nice poll. You had one job TC. Unbelievable.
Scared to admit youre voting for Joe Biden?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWould you vote for a creepy racist to be president?
Orlando_Jordan
03/09/20 10:21:48 PM
#1
No.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy are there a high number of virgins on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?
Orlando_Jordan
03/09/20 4:58:50 PM
#9
CalypsoDoom posted...
Because theyre scared of women
GameFAQs: I respect women.
Also GameFAQs: I'm scared of women.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy are there a high number of virgins on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?
Orlando_Jordan
03/09/20 4:52:06 PM
#6
philsov posted...
Yes, but they do not participate in polls at gamefaqs.gamespot.com

The users as gamefaqs.gamespot.com interact with other users at gamefaqs.gamespot.com, which are predominately male.
Oh my God. Is this the only place you interact with others?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy are there a high number of virgins on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?
Orlando_Jordan
03/09/20 4:48:30 PM
#4
Nacen posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/poll/5410-are-you-male-or-female
What's your point? Are you saying girls don't play video games? Because they literally do.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy are there a high number of virgins on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?
Orlando_Jordan
03/09/20 4:46:28 PM
#1
Girls play video games too. The average man can invite a girl over to play Smash Bros or something.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHave you ever kissed a guy?
Orlando_Jordan
03/08/20 2:36:19 PM
#7
Parappa09 posted...
i've kissed both guys and girls
What was your conclusion?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIf you were hot, you'd have a girlfriend.
Orlando_Jordan
03/08/20 2:32:07 PM
#1
It really is that simple.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicHave you ever kissed a guy?
Orlando_Jordan
03/08/20 2:20:47 PM
#1
Fuck no.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI had a dear friend tell me he is a heroin addict last night
Orlando_Jordan
03/08/20 2:15:20 PM
#13
Rimmer_Dall posted...
How is that weird? I'm 28 and I have several good friends who are in their 70s.
Do you volunteer at the retirement home or something?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicI had a dear friend tell me he is a heroin addict last night
Orlando_Jordan
03/08/20 2:09:14 PM
#7
Call the cops on him. It's the only way to change his life.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"I respect women. Why don't they give me sex?"
Orlando_Jordan
03/08/20 3:57:59 AM
#5
Crono99 posted...
Trick is to find someone who wants the same thing you do.

Crono99 posted...
Some women want a cute chick.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
Topic"I respect women. Why don't they give me sex?"
Orlando_Jordan
03/08/20 3:54:13 AM
#1
Maybe because women want a guy who's attractive, fun, has a sense of humor, and other qualities besides "respecting women."

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicBernie Sanders vs Joe Biden
Orlando_Jordan
03/08/20 3:33:15 AM
#3
What if Joe Biden was his VP? Maybe they could win.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWhy do people care so much that Corona beer sales are down?
Orlando_Jordan
03/08/20 2:33:02 AM
#1
Corona's CEO being unable to get a 7th yacht this year doesn't affect my life.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWomen can cheat any time.
Orlando_Jordan
03/07/20 4:57:56 PM
#15
IloveJesus posted...
Stop blaming your gender for the fact nobody wants to sleep with you.

Nobody wants to sleep with you because you're an insufferable dickhead.
I have an Instagram model girlfriend.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWomen can cheat any time.
Orlando_Jordan
03/07/20 4:51:30 PM
#13
TheOrgyPorgy posted...
sex isn't hard to get if you actually take care of your body, don't dress like a hobo, and possess basic conversation skills
It's even easier to get when you're a female.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicWomen can cheat any time.
Orlando_Jordan
03/07/20 4:35:31 PM
#1
If you make her mad, she can go to a male friend's house. She can go to a bar and find a guy. She can make a Tinder that night, match with a guy and go to his house that night. If a guy gets mad, he has many more hoops to jump through to cheat.

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicIs Scotty Rogers a Hoth alt?
Orlando_Jordan
03/07/20 2:29:53 AM
#1
Is Scotty Rogers a Hoth alt?


What do you think?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicScenario: Suddenly, only 0.1% of human births result in males.
Orlando_Jordan
03/04/20 8:34:21 PM
#2
Okay, so you made up some scenario with no question at the end. Are you just fantasizing about a world where you can actually get a girl?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
TopicFirst thing girl on dating app says to me: "I'm celibate".
Orlando_Jordan
03/04/20 7:35:50 PM
#30
So it's okay if YOU are celibate, but not okay if she is?

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"Then after 2 hours of listening to me talk about watches I reward them with sub par sex"-No_U_L7
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