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Abraham Lincoln, so out of touch the whole south said bye.

TwoDoorPC posted...

there must be something wrong with my brain. if i'm thirsty and drink a glass of water, i'll feel refreshed for five minutes before feeling thirsty again

Sign of type 2 diabetes, get your blood sugar levels checked.

Your momma so fat she could not get life insurance because the risk of insuring her fell out of the acceptable metric.

If I die, I just have to try again.

So you just get the Peace Nobel Prize for being black and president?

Things Trump did for the lols and cause Obama did it first.

Killed Net neutrality.

Rolled back Clean air and Clean water acts, land protection acts, fracking limitation, oil and gas drilling in Alaska limitation.

Killed rule that protected transgender protection from being fired by federal employers for being transgender.

Disbanded the federal advisory panel for the National Climate Assessment.

Killed policy memos aimed at protecting student borrowers.

Rolled back law that banned the import of elephant husk, which was then re-applied because the backlash was huge.

Huh, guess that super Christian family who put their daughter in a private Christian school now know how it's like being gay in America in the 1960s.

Obama did a bunch of stuff and Obamacare, Trump is trying to undo all those things except for Obamacare because he gave up on that very early.

People were mad when Bezo donated 690k for the wildfires, it's like if we donated 69 cents. I mean he obviously did it for the lols, but donating $69 would be too obvious, 69 million too much and 6.9 million would be a weird number, so I'm not mad he picked 690k, it was the right amount.

Keanu Reeves
Tom Holland, for the wtf out of leftfield no one saw it coming angle

Yup, it's like when your communal towel stays bone white clean because everyone turns the bidet to full power to really get in there, feels good.

Yup, when you find a weird rash and take a pic for teladoc to see if you should make an appointment or go buy some tover the counter medication, so convenient.

Baron Trump and Sasha Obama, Trump would live long enough to see his first mixed grandkid and croak that day.

Let them eat cake indeed, damn socialist.

tiger spelled backward is reigt

MJ=DI>Mamba, but since most of us live in the US, Kobe's death hits hard

Al Bundy after he sees Marcy topless.

Aerith, too busy praying to notice the dude falling towards her sword first in slow mo.

The days of Naruto AMVs in 360p seem so far away. Sasuke and Linkin Park so wrong, yet so right.

Better start learning about Christianity, Islam, Kabbalism if you want to understand anything. Make sure to read the bible a few times at least.

Cause Trump is a fire type Pokemon and Clinton is grass type.

Sriracha

Cause AOC is already his pick.

Go into labor, that'll let you off the hook.

Virus can be spread with no symptoms during incubation period, so people who didn't have fevers were let out to spread it around.

When I started giving them foot massages.

Tummi Gummi

They're both old, Coronavirus is going to take them both out.

Chances of losing virginity increases as people starts decreasing.

Yea
9mm XD9, was around $550 after cost and fees
Mossber 500 shotgun, around $300, I think
AR-15, bought a lower for like $50 on sale and bought a kit for around $300

that covers the basic 3 gun set up, want to pick up a .22 handgun eventually

Sure, why not? Bunch of losers in here spend that much on video games, at least shoes have a practical purpose.

Hmmm, wonder if you're less likely to be raped in jail if everyone knows you're HIV positive, then again, if you're HIV positive you'll probably be doing all the raping, guess staying out of jail is still in my best interest.

Doubt Rite-Aid is going to go through the trouble of filing charges for one beer, when the cops show up they would just let him go, need to assault someone if you really want to go to jail ASAP.

Ass over boobs.

Can't wait until women's college basketball teams start to recruit those top transgender high school female players.

Yup, fell the same way, only one I tend to re-watch once in while is Iron Man.

Florida Man Tells Woman: Hey, Look At This & Pulls Out Genitals, Charged With Indecent Exposure

RIP BBC, damn you antibiotics

Nothing like going to a Tijuana brothel, checking out the hottest pole dancer and then telling your waiter to bring her to your table for some groping and then some haggling for how much it'll cost for 30 minutes upstairs.

Evening_Dragon posted...

Board hunters don't care about community boards.

What if there are naked boobs in those community boards?

Go buy a shotgun, a lawn chair, a case of beer and a cooler, spend a nice Saturday sitting in your front lawn drinking beers and stroking your shotgun, or wear a MAGA hat.

The chances of getting cancer increases with the size of a breast, are you pro-cancer?

Government called me on my phone and said I owned them $1000, they told me they had an arrest warrant out for me and that the only way to not get arrested was to pay them in Itunes gift cards, maxed out my credit cards but I at least paid off my debt, thanks for calling me and giving me a chance IRS.

Beats running across campus when you only have 10 mins between lectures.

Fresno, CA