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Hey, we eat female human placenta, don't see why we can't eat that.

I'll just wait for the FF 7 Super Arcade Championship Edition with all the DLC characters and costumes that will launch right before they release FF8 Remake: Prelude.

Yea, won't let me watch a stupid video until I put my age in, there you go 1/1/1901, suck it, don't even regret it.

MJOLNRVII posted...

I think that only applies once you turn 30.

Thank goodness, my account only turns 20 this year.

Do I have a bigger mana pool because I'm a virgin?

In-N-Out Burger, they feed Americans red meat and contribute to heart problems, the number 1 killer in the world and they put bible verses on their burger wrapping and cups, sign of a cult.

It would had won if Heath would had played Joker, RIP legend.

WilliamPorygon posted...

Why don't they stick their dicks in there

Not every trainer is a guy, girls would have to stick the ball in their Vs, but since it's so elastic and can birth a human baby, the ball would just pop open and the pokemon would just slide out.

Did you know that 10 trained MMA fighters would lose against one lone single adult Silver Back Gorilla, how do you think those 10 MMA fighters feel?

Yup, having a girl touch you is so nerve wracking, I hate it so much.

Hot blind women are the best, it's all about personality and how tall you are.

Kite

au_gold posted...

You wont contract any diseases by sucking on her toes.

Unless you have an open sore and she has a leaking blister.

Guys, stop making fun of TC's mom, it's not cool.

Sure as long as the person who decides to pull the plug is ok with being a murderer for the rest of their lives.

The S and the P are no where near to each other and us would not autocorrect to up, I think we have a shill here with a shill post.

I thought it wrapped it up nicely, it's nice that Woody got his own happy ending and doesn't have to be a slave to his kid who clearly doesn't care about him.

I'll take the cash and then buy 500k worth of scratchers, win win.

Deal, I'll just close my eyes and pretend it's her penis.

Imagine a united Korea, they would be unstoppable, thanks Kim for keeping your peoples down and letting us have a chance.

As long as you make him watch 27 Dresses, it'll even out.

Stay, President Clinton would usher in a golden age.

No, I'm a man and have pockets to stuff my dozen or so candy bars and condoms in.

Only if she smiled more, wore tight clothing and put on some make up, maybe dye her hair blonde.

Free grocery to nourish my body and then I'll sell my body for money.

Some white ones, black ones, grey ones.

OMG, going to buy some ticket to China and find out the truth for myself, who's coming along?

Wonder what it would feel like to get pegged from Amber Heard, guess only Johnny would know.

Just Canadian money, it's like $300 USD.

Coal isn't thriving, we still don't have a ban on Muslims, too scared to enact a 100% tariff on all countries (leaving all that free money from other countries on the table), wall isn't tall enough and isn't electrified.

Rocky Balboa

I find it weird that no one finds it weird that Star Trek is a TV show with multiple movies that have theatrical releases, what other TV show does that?

I take a pic and post it on CE, I ain't no welch.

I would only give it up to that shy socially awkward kid who always goes out of his way to do nice things for me.

Jared would be gone and a sobbing Ivanka would seek out the warmth of her daddy's loin to console her and his base would be fine with that, and to the children who are born of that relationship.

He's also sexually attracted to his sister.

The car won't run zombies over when the zombie apocalypse happens, or the car will run me over when the Skynet apocalypse happens.

You need to start doing cross fit, it will change your life, trust me.

Sad for the kid, but it's suppose to be really hard for a Glock to discharge from impact. You pretty much have to have something pull on the trigger itself for it to go off. Anyway, one of the first things you learn about gun safeties is always assume they will fail and the gun will go off, go figure.

Your momma so fat her excessive sweating makes her smell bad.

How many guns you got?

good try tc, but this topic is ruined, maybe next time

brestugo posted...

People also don't seem to know what mucus membranes are. Saw a thread (and a 'news' report) expressing surprise that you can catch viruses through your eyes.

Eyes, nose, ears, mouth, genitals, anus are all mucus membranes.

also uncircumcised penises have a greater risk compared to circumcised penis because mucous membrane thickens when the foreskin is cut

Bring pigs in a blanket, everyone loves that stuff.