Lurker > bknight

Since you guys closed down the dinning room, take all the toilet paper, no one is going to use them.

Well, good news is there is no cure for a virus, just drink fluid and manage the symptoms with over the counter medicine.

I would get shot for toilet paper because Merica, we don't back down.

Ask her to get you some facemask, your life depends on this, make sure it's N95, the others are useless.

Xbox won this console war already and neither have launched yet, sad.

Oh no, not you too Anaheim public library, what will I do now.

I ain't paying no 6k bill just cause I'm poor, screw that.

Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle?

The one with the dog, can't stand cat people.

not for $20, it'll be on Netflix in 3 months

Ass, boobs and.... feet?

Fallout 76 ruined this song, sad.

Mandingo, Shane Diesel and Lex Steele?

It's almost as if shutting down the whole world drastically cuts back on the death toll, who'd thunk?

Remember when PC master race was a thing? How times have changed.

9/11 is probably the biggest thing that's happened to most of us on this board, and yet, nowadays we're more annoyed about TSA security check point and about not pulling out of Afghanistan, can't always be hung up on things, life moves on

L_S_P posted...

I'm all set. Got me 3 cases of wai wai, 75 lbs rice, 300 rounds of ammo, batteries, super silent motorcycle. Tons of alcohol. Don't know what I'm missing.

But do you have... a PS5? Trump going to buy us all a next gen console, best president ever.

Going to buy some Gundam model kits, heck yea.

Have you ever been a shut in without toilet paper? It's a whole new ballgame my friend.

Just think about who we'll have to take the aliens to when they come and ask to take them to our leader.

Medical marijuana it is.

French version

Someone say post your armory? Wish I had more .223 ammo, oh well.

CVS pharmacy, being asked to volunteer to work overtime and potentially 6-7 days a week.

Nothing feels more American than going out into your backyard at 3am in your underwear and flip flops with your tactical flashlight and 9mm.

Hot items, get em if you find them. Face mask, 70-91% alcohol, any cleaning solution that's not earth friendly and alcohol free, bleach, toilet paper, vitamin C, pre-cold supplement (zicam, emergen-c, airborn), hand sanitizer. Also people are resorting to buying out all the baby wipes to wipe their bums, poor babies.

That's as fake as fake can get, sad.

Gladius_ posted...

Weird I don't use my tooth brush in my toilet. In fact I don't use tap either. I wet my brush with some bottled water.

You need to boil bottled water as it's full of fecal matter.

Gladius_ posted...

I was more referring to the point of fecal matter getting on the bidet and it jetting that fecal matter straight into your backdoor.

Flushing your toilet spreads fecal matter all over your toothbrush.

Gladius_ posted...

I prefer not to use ecoli dispensing machines.

Don't drink out of the bidet and you'll be A ok.

Remember to throw a tantrum at the cashier when you find no toilet paper, they need to know the customer is always right.

Bidet superior race.

Stupid Italians, we have guns here, no need to worry.

I stocked up on TP 2 weeks ago, I'm pretty much immune.

KamenRiderBlade posted...

The first thing Mao Ze Dong did when he took over with the communist revolution was take away guns from the people. Only the communists are allowed to hold guns along with the military and police who are loyal to his CCP (Chinese Communist Party).

Yup, which is why China is the mass stabbing capitol of the whole world.

Yea, I mean the average size is 5 inch, me being 3 is just slightly below average.

The Chinese are probably closest to finding a vaccine as they've been working the longest at it, Trump should pitch it to them instead.

Pretty sure by the end of his second term he'll try to make gay sex illegal.

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus?

Dogs are used to licking butts, use dogs as bum cleaners.

I got vaccinated as a baby, against my wish, and BAM, 30 years later, herpes, just don't do it people.

Resaix posted...

All the Dems have to do is post the eventual death count plus the letter from Sherrod Brown 2 years ago asking why Trump dismantled the pandemic response and a cutaway of him saying he won't take any responsibility

You chuds will be the only ones who vote for him. Independents won't.

And all Hillary had to do was play the Trump "grab her by the pussy" tape and he would be done, but we saw what happened there.

Pretty sure party time spring break has unofficially been canceled.

If you look at old interviews he can articulate and is comprehensible, old age has made him mentally incompetent but he's the president, so watch you gonna do.

Handle it like most cops do, put her in the back of your car, ask for a hand job, drop her off at the closest Denny's.

RIP to all those Chads who just had to go play water polo and field hockey, now they're all going to die and it'll be up to us to repopulate the earth.

Maybe Jesus will come down to fight Trump, hey anything can happen, pretty sure we're that one weird planed in the multiverse.

on the inside of the upper lip, so sexy when she does duck face

RIP Gfaqs, another victim of the virus