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Doom_Art 01/31/20 8:20:48 AM #1: |
And ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
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Kaiganeer 01/31/20 8:27:11 AM #2: |
yo momma so fat it's a legitimate health risk
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averagejoel 01/31/20 8:27:36 AM #3: |
yo mom's so fat, she's at risk of developing type 2 diabetes
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TwoDoorPC 01/31/20 8:31:15 AM #4: |
yo momma is so fat she had a heart attack and died
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K181 01/31/20 8:31:41 AM #5: |
yo momma so fat she's at high risk for cardiovascular disease
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CyricZ 01/31/20 8:31:47 AM #6: |
yo momma so fat she fat
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IfGodCouldDie 01/31/20 8:31:53 AM #7: |
Yo momma is fat that she satisfies my fetish
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BurmesePenguin 01/31/20 8:32:48 AM #8: |
And den yo momma exploded and became a British man RIP Terry Jones
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DevsBro 01/31/20 8:38:15 AM #9: |
Yo momma so fat she looks like my momma
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KillerSlaw 01/31/20 8:41:57 AM #10: |
Your mother is so fat when she takes a shower her feet stay dry
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Anony1125 01/31/20 9:05:54 AM #11: |
Yo momma so fat she has to go shopping to buy some larger clothes.
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obeseexplosive 01/31/20 9:08:21 AM #12: |
My momma so fat she died of heart disease
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bknight 01/31/20 9:13:32 AM #13: |
Your momma so fat she could not get life insurance because the risk of insuring her fell out of the acceptable metric.
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The_Cinderace 01/31/20 9:14:23 AM #15: |
Yo momma so fat she fatter than the whole wide earth.
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scorpion41 01/31/20 9:26:43 AM #16: |
Yo momma so fat she wears two watches...one for each time zone.
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The_Cinderace 01/31/20 9:27:36 AM #17: |
Yo momma so dumbs she mentioned @SBAllen
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masterpug53 01/31/20 9:27:48 AM #18: |
Doom_Art posted...
And ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant Hey, my momma might have gained a little weight, but she's not some food-crazed maniac! >Sees momma drive by in a hijacked ice cream truck --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 01/31/20 9:30:36 AM #19: |
KillerSlaw posted...
Your mother is so fat when she takes a shower her feet stay dry scorpion41 posted... Yo momma so fat she wears two watches...one for each time zone.These are pretty good, actually. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bknight 01/31/20 9:31:16 AM #20: |
good try tc, but this topic is ruined, maybe next time
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KillerSlaw 01/31/20 9:31:25 AM #21: |
DevsBro posted...
These are pretty good, actually. Thanks I've used it Boogie topics before so I have a bit of practice --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scorpion41 01/31/20 9:31:39 AM #22: |
Yo momma so short when she sits on the curb her feet dangle.
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IfGodCouldDie 01/31/20 9:32:02 AM #23: |
Yo momma is so fat that when she puts in a raincoat people yell "taxi"
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The_Cinderace 01/31/20 9:32:14 AM #24: |
Yo momma so ugly she ugly she ugly she ugly she ugly
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DevsBro 01/31/20 9:33:22 AM #25: |
Yo momma so fat she can't move and she has to just poop on the sofa and your house smells really bad as a result
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scorpion41 01/31/20 9:34:00 AM #26: |
Yo momma so fat she ran after a school bus cause she thought it was a Twinkie.
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Valjackal 01/31/20 9:34:02 AM #27: |
Your momma so fat she ordered the all you can eat buffet twice.
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The_Cinderace 01/31/20 9:36:54 AM #28: |
Valjackal posted...
Your momma so fat she ordered the all you can eat buffet twice.oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooh ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 01/31/20 9:38:50 AM #29: |
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The_Cinderace 01/31/20 9:39:57 AM #30: |
Yo momma so fat and ugly and skinny and ugly and fat and short that
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SH_expert44 01/31/20 9:40:39 AM #31: |
Yo mama so fat that she shops for clothes at the plus sized store
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cavalierking 01/31/20 9:41:27 AM #32: |
yo momma's so fat she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
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bknight 01/31/20 9:41:55 AM #33: |
Your momma so fat her excessive sweating makes her smell bad.
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masterpug53 01/31/20 9:42:22 AM #34: |
Yo momma is so corpulent that when she sits around the magnificently-upholstered Tuscan villa, she sits around the magnificently-upholstered Tuscan villa.
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DevsBro 01/31/20 10:43:36 AM #35: |
SH_expert44 posted...
Yo mama so fat that she shops for clothes at the plus sized storeHow about yo momma so fat she shops for clothes at the times size store. --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 01/31/20 10:45:38 AM #36: |
Yo momma is a momster from Luxembourg, who is actually the size of Luxembourg. She destroyed the whole country of Luxembourg because she is the size of Luxembourg.
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Garioshi 01/31/20 10:46:11 AM #37: |
yo mama so fat i saw a picture of her in a magazine on pages 6, 7, 8, and 9
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Butterfiles 01/31/20 10:46:45 AM #38: |
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action52 01/31/20 10:47:48 AM #39: |
https://youtu.be/KzelrlH_pjQ
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spanky1 01/31/20 10:52:00 AM #40: |
Smh. "Yo mama" jokes are tired, old and overused.
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scorpion41 01/31/20 10:57:13 AM #41: |
spanky1 posted...
Smh. "Yo mama" jokes are tired, old and overused. https://media1.tenor.com/images/e210d5c906a33e0a03039023623f30fa/tenor.gif?itemid=13087568 --- PSN: scorpion_4160 Currently Playing: NCAA 14(PS3) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wasssup Now 01/31/20 11:09:24 AM #42: |
So fat she had a dream about a giant marshmallow and when she woke up the pillow was gone
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The_Cinderace 01/31/20 11:27:36 AM #43: |
Wasssup Now posted...
So fat she had a dream about a giant marshmallow and when she woke up the pillow was goneI wonder where the pillow went ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 01/31/20 11:33:39 AM #44: |
she need diet water
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Hirunesukidayo 01/31/20 11:35:16 AM #45: |
Yo mama is so fat that she needed extended seat belts from every air plane in order to strap her down.
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LampChop 01/31/20 11:37:14 AM #46: |
Yo mama so fat, when she sat in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY! But, she still wasn't as fat as your fat daddy!
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viewmaster_pi 01/31/20 11:44:11 AM #47: |
your mother has... high cholesterol
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scorpion41 01/31/20 11:47:01 AM #48: |
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices.
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The Trent 01/31/20 11:51:10 AM #49: |
yo mama so fat that she was on "i didn't know i was pregnant because i'm too fat," the new smash hit on tlc
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Were_Wyrm 01/31/20 11:56:05 AM #50: |
Your mother has the weight problems so severely, that the doctors comment she should eat more of the fruits and vegetables!
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obeseexplosive 01/31/20 12:43:48 PM #51: |
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
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