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At work today, there was a tall woman with nice breasts and a low trim. She also wore a hat that kinda looked like a witch's hat. I sneaked a peak every chance I got.

:v

UnfairRepresent posted...

What do you do?

Her.

Don't feel like Satan
But I am to them
So I try and forget any way I can

The regressive left claiming the moral high ground yet again.

And, no, not all liberals are bad people. Just like not all cops are bad people. Funny how people are people instead of hiveminded cliques.

Which would you rather fuck?

Top billing goes to her.

if cursing wasn't allowed

"Will Smith ain't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Well I do.

So fuck him and fuck you too."

NF would win. By his own admission, Em needs to curse.

From the thumbnail, I thought he was on top of her.

It'd be a day one preorder for me if he was. <_<;

Vegy posted...

she has some nice sized titties da movie tried to hide lol

https://imgur.com/o5a9dGD

The Hard-on U Give

O-O-O-O-O-O-O-kay

All those years we've been telling people that Anastasia wasn't a Disney Princess, she is.

I'm not in a position to judge.

See the robot walk

De Evolution posted...

Bloodychess posted...

I can't wait for all this fear mongering about a war with Iran to disappear and all the posters who perpetuate it to develop memory loss over it's occurence.

Yeah, but who's going to bother saving screenshots to prove people said what it was they'd said?

Hi, I'm Murder.

And I'm Rape.

'cause they're awesome

The fox-cat is my new fursona!

EverDownward posted...

Get this out of here, I won't have people talking shit about one of my favorite animated films when I was a kid.

What's funny is the animators said the recycling techniques were just as time consuming and didn't really help in the long run.

"Sister wants me to drive 20 hours to play the lead role in an incest story"

I improved'd your title for you. :3

Furries
70s furries everywhere!

> dating sim elements dropped from original's development reinstated into the remake
> players mod the game to allow Epona as possible dating choice

This is a lawsuit and I hope he wins.

The moment you realize the animators wanted to fuck the cat...

Before there was Nala, there was Duchess...

I want to.

It surprises me how the strangest groups can sometimes exude the most bigotry. People who wish to marry horses and squirrels should be more accepting of people's rights to exist and rights to be different; especially since you have more of a choice in what your kinks are than you do your skin color or orientation.

Nazifurs are a problem. And it's up to regular furs to do something about them.

That way, whenever people disrupt a furry thread with Nazi images or pictures of Nazi furries, we can fight back by posting proud Jewish girls in defiance of bigotry.

I'd be able to respond to disruptive images with a picture of a sexy rabbit girl with a Star of David necklace. Like, "In your face, stupid. Bigotry doesn't win today."

BeautifulBlaze posted...

On all levels except physical, I am a horse.

hawt

Steven Seagal was fighting Peter Dinklage (Tyrion from Game of Thrones). Both of them were d-list Marvel characters whom I'd never heard of, but it was hilarious seeing Tyrion in a competitive fight with Seagal. Seagal was the good guy. Much of Dinklage's attacks were magic based, but Seagal made his punches look real too.

There was also a giant barefoot Amazon who tried to step on the new Captain America -- played by Ryan Reynolds. She looked like Elena from Street Fighter, but with orange skin and a long white ponytail.

The after-the-credits sequence was a replay of the Amazon's attack, but the camera shifted to reveal that Vegeta from the Dragon Ball series had been watching the fight the whole time. In a stereotypically effeminate voice he said, "(Huff.) What a wee-otch!" before casually flying off and leaving the Avengers to fight their own battle. He actually said bitch, but it would've been a censor bypass to spell it out like he'd said it.

I'd love to see Seagal battle Tyrion, but I'm kind of glad that Disney hasn't purchased Dragon Ball yet. <_<

Pancake posted...

brony response:

Guilty.

ZannoL posted...

@fortunecookie what the heck is that? lol

I had to crop the picture, but a woman casts a spell which accidentally shrinks her boyfriend's penis. ;3

"Imagine being on a date with me."
"I'm ready."
"Look at my fucking tits doe."

Yeah, I could live with that. :/

I'm reasonably content with my size. It's average. Since I'm an inch or two below average in height, I'd like to think that makes me proportionally above average.

It's nice to see an end to unfair treatment of under-endowed males. But just so you know, I'm still gonna continue to enjoy pics and stories involving penis shrinking and small penis humiliation. :3

*preorders*

That's not a chef. That's secret service posing as a chef.

As a breast man, ass shots do little for me. I'd rather have the old Sonya and... Sheeva.

.__.

I could have all my limbs. One day I had to get an arm removed, now I'm an amputee. I'm not labeled as "going through surgery" forever correct?

Hmm. Gee.

Sounds like they have a label for someone who's had an amputation.

"This is my porn collection. It's technically not bestiality because these are cartoon characters who talk and function on an adult human level."

...

I don't think that's worth the money, honestly. <_<

I know a lot of white people got mad about Jax ending slavery.

Oh, and the characters aren't sexy enough.

The Rock's laying the sm....

3?

Okay, this is supposed to be one of those "cutesy" too-young-to-realize-they're-naked pics. I never understood the appeal of those.

boxington posted...

viewmaster_pi posted...

pride is a sin

SIN = Self-Imposed Nonsense

Sins are self-imposed restrictions?

So, bestiality and incest are okay and it's just people imposing restrictions?

I never realized it a-before, but the thing a-missing from the Mario universe is a Jamaican a-sidekick.

I and I says he can have Luigi's spot, mon.

Chapter 3 ends on cliffhanger
Chapter 4 in dev hell for 6 years

Will Tifa's boobs get bigger or smaller in the following episodes?

I was thinking of reading one about a girl and her, um, best friend.

Of all the things to be associated with New York, for some reason, Spider-Man's the first thing to come to mind.

Which led to this jingle popping in my head when I read this topic title:

Spider-Hooker
Spider-Hooker
On the job
She's a looker

Watch out!
Here cums the Spider-Hooker

In a few years from now, we'll probably get a Minecraft style game with FF7 graphics.

It'd be hilarious if that game's lead had even bigger polygons than Tifa.

I'm sure the truth of Elton John's life is much more interesting than his film's story.