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TopicAsk me anything about lions, tigers or leopards
FortuneCookie
05/27/19 7:18:02 PM
#27
That's scary.
TopicWhich is NOT an example of common knowledge?
FortuneCookie
05/27/19 7:17:27 PM
#16
the last four presidents of the United States

racist guy
black guy
war guy
horny guy
TopicAsk me anything about lions, tigers or leopards
FortuneCookie
05/25/19 10:46:32 PM
#21
SaltyWet posted...
Don't tell me this video doesn't warm your heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=ER0RJREyRq8


adorbs
TopicI feel like watching a war movie. Which one?
FortuneCookie
05/25/19 10:39:26 PM
#16
War of the Gargantuas
TopicAladdin will earn a HUGE 106M in 4 Days with an A Cinemascore!! Surprised???
FortuneCookie
05/25/19 12:08:40 PM
#9
mrduckbear posted...
JpxqXVR


Think Disney will ever admit she fucked the tiger?
TopicHas Arnold Schwarzenegger ever fought a dinosaur?
FortuneCookie
05/24/19 10:46:24 PM
#3
do ho ho
TopicKaty Perry on why she cut her hair short
FortuneCookie
05/24/19 10:46:12 PM
#22
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
SuperExcitebike posted...
She did it after Trump was elected, right?


I think


This might be an effective strategy. If there's one thing conservatives can't stand, it's women with short hair.
TopicAsk me anything about lions, tigers or leopards
FortuneCookie
05/24/19 10:40:35 PM
#17
SaltyWet posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
who is your favorite fictional big cat

Scar


+1
TopicHas Arnold Schwarzenegger ever fought a dinosaur?
FortuneCookie
05/24/19 10:39:48 PM
#1
He's fought gangsters, guerillas, barbarians, giants, snakes, wrestlers, martial artists, robots, clones, the Devil, an alien, comedians, alligators, and a reindeer. But has there ever been a movie in which Arnold fought a dinosaur?

That seems like something he needs to check off his list if he hasn't.
TopicPrincipal lets her racist tendencies slip during graduation ceremony.
FortuneCookie
05/24/19 12:19:44 AM
#5
tag for later
TopicWhat are some games with good looking dogs?
FortuneCookie
05/24/19 12:19:13 AM
#12
It's a shame Balto never received a game. Jenna's a cutie.
TopicWhat are some games with good looking dogs?
FortuneCookie
05/24/19 12:14:25 AM
#9
Kingdom Hearts

Perdita has a cameo
Topic"Meth" n. "A tramp."
FortuneCookie
05/23/19 10:01:28 PM
#2
TopicAsk me anything about lions, tigers or leopards
FortuneCookie
05/23/19 9:27:54 PM
#12
She's a big girl.
TopicHealthy dog put down and cremated so it could be buried with its owner
FortuneCookie
05/23/19 9:25:16 PM
#2
Was the dog's owner Pharaoh? What century is this?
TopicAsk me anything about lions, tigers or leopards
FortuneCookie
05/23/19 9:23:04 PM
#10
Which one is the sexiest?
TopicWhen you hear the word "dog", what do you think of?
FortuneCookie
05/23/19 11:30:23 AM
#36
She's a cutie. :)
TopicSupposed details of the FF7 remake were leaked >_>
FortuneCookie
05/23/19 11:28:53 AM
#48
Final Fantasy 7 remake:

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TopicJasmine is definitely the hottest Disney princess
FortuneCookie
05/22/19 10:41:43 AM
#32
I'm not the kind of pervert who chases after little girls. I go for adults like Nala and Perdita.

:v
TopicWhen you hear the word "dog", what do you think of?
FortuneCookie
05/21/19 11:35:37 PM
#32
Puglia77 posted...
My waifu


Zoe from Littlest Pet Shop?
TopicJasmine is definitely the hottest Disney princess
FortuneCookie
05/21/19 11:34:24 PM
#28
Godnorgosh posted...
You're all forgetting Nala


She's betrothed to Simba, but it she a princess?
TopicYou think Peter Parker ever accidentally walked in on a naked Aunt May?
FortuneCookie
05/21/19 10:16:12 AM
#4
"accidentally"
TopicWhen you hear the word "dog", what do you think of?
FortuneCookie
05/21/19 10:15:53 AM
#13
waifu

NOFysIZ
TopicFirst Chinese name that comes to mind?
FortuneCookie
05/19/19 10:17:52 PM
#12
Bruce
TopicFemale Privilege Is...
FortuneCookie
05/18/19 10:54:46 PM
#10
being able to play with boobies any time you choose
TopicWhat type of sex organs does Supergirl have?
FortuneCookie
05/17/19 10:30:47 PM
#37
Kryptonian women have penises.
Kryptonian men have vaginas.
Topica Reminder that the Rebels in Star Wars symbolizes Vietcongs and Hippies
FortuneCookie
05/13/19 4:59:18 PM
#47
Empire, fuck yeah!
Comin' again to destroy the fucking galaxy
TopicMom pretends to be dead after NEET son shot her for 'messing with' his car.
FortuneCookie
05/12/19 8:03:36 PM
#32
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Topica Reminder that the Rebels in Star Wars symbolizes Vietcongs and Hippies
FortuneCookie
05/12/19 6:01:33 PM
#43
They should have Sith Lords based off of John Wayne and Rambo.
TopicIs Aeris a virgin?
FortuneCookie
05/12/19 5:59:55 PM
#14
Aerith wath a thlut
Topica Reminder that the Rebels in Star Wars symbolizes Vietcongs and Hippies
FortuneCookie
05/12/19 5:58:36 PM
#41
iPhone_7 posted...
Is this true or is he pulling a JK Rowing and hell later reveal that it was you who was the hippie all along.


According to an unverified document from 1982, Han and Lando were married, got baked every afternoon at 4:20, and burnt imperial flags in protest of fascism.
Topica Reminder that the Rebels in Star Wars symbolizes Vietcongs and Hippies
FortuneCookie
05/12/19 5:54:14 PM
#38
Shablagoo posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
Star Wars was heavily inspired by World War 2 and by film serials. The Empire is basically Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan rolled into one.

Until he can offer one good argument for why the Rebels are hippies, I think this is an ass pull. The Rebel symbol kinda looks like the peace symbol had a child with the fleur de lis, but that's about it. I don't see any Vietnamese characters among the good guys and I don't see any red, white, or blue among the Empire.

Vietnam, it turns out, was a strong undercurrent in the thinking of Lucas (who was rejected for the draft because he was diabetic). Even before he made Star Wars, he wanted to make a documentary-style antiwar film on Vietnam that was to be called, in a title devised by his friend John Milius, Apocalypse Now. (The project passed on to another Lucas compadre, Francis Ford Coppola, who had given Lucas his first movie job working on the musical Finians Rainbow.)

Lucas saw Apocalypse, American Graffiti (set in 1962) and Star Wars as a loosely linked thematic trilogy exploring the war in Southeast Asia, the prelapsarian glory before it and the fascistic Empire-ruled aftermath (Star Wars was originally set in the 33rd century).

Back in a 1973 note on Star Wars, Lucas made clear which side he was rooting for in the Vietnam War: A large technological empire going after a small group of freedom fighters.


https://nypost.com/2014/09/21/how-star-wars-was-secretly-george-lucas-protest-of-vietnam/


Which makes it hilarious that he's the namesake of the bad guy officer in Apocalypse Now.
TopicDick Pikachu
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 11:04:53 PM
#5
HylianFox posted...
remember when "dick" meant "detective" and not "penis"?


According to the Dick Tracy sketch on Robot Chicken, it always meant penis.
TopicC/D Scarlet Witch is the hottest hero in the MCU
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 10:47:17 PM
#23
By far.
Topicis the phrase "mexican standoff" racist?
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 7:09:16 PM
#5
TopicI hate you Game of Thrones :<
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 6:59:45 PM
#2
I thought this was going to be about the dog's ear
TopicI'm going to my buddies place later on to get drunk and play Blades of Steel.
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 6:08:49 PM
#9
Whip the pass!
TopicPerfect girl but shes really 5000 years old
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 6:05:54 PM
#12
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
Kitana was always the hottest Mortal Kombat girl

I thought of mk too


Liu Kang: "You don't look a day over 4,000."
Topica Reminder that the Rebels in Star Wars symbolizes Vietcongs and Hippies
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 6:04:38 PM
#18
Star Wars was heavily inspired by World War 2 and by film serials. The Empire is basically Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan rolled into one.

Until he can offer one good argument for why the Rebels are hippies, I think this is an ass pull. The Rebel symbol kinda looks like the peace symbol had a child with the fleur de lis, but that's about it. I don't see any Vietnamese characters among the good guys and I don't see any red, white, or blue among the Empire.
TopicFriendly reminder that the Gambit movie is finally officially cancelled.
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:59:27 PM
#5
Guess he's left playing solitaire.
TopicPerfect girl but shes really 5000 years old
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:53:24 PM
#3
Kitana was always the hottest Mortal Kombat girl
TopicIs there a more terribly historically inaccurate film than The Last Samurai?
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:52:49 PM
#10
Gone With the Wind
TopicAttention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you?
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:48:02 PM
#500
Bye-bye!
TopicAttention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you?
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:47:55 PM
#499
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TopicAttention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you?
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:45:21 PM
#497
Ldb3Xkg
TopicAttention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you?
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:43:20 PM
#496
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TopicAttention furries of GameFaqs: does Mitten the Kitten do it for you?
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:41:56 PM
#495
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TopicGirl gets tattoo of beloved dog. Is horrified people think it's a flaccid penis.
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:39:13 PM
#4
So, is the dog fixed?
TopicMaid of honor shafted out of wedding because of breast enhancement surgery
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:37:57 PM
#7
when you out-boob the bride
TopicUh. What does Star Wars only appear to have one major race?
FortuneCookie
05/11/19 5:27:09 PM
#33
Modern Star Wars tries to get away from all of the sci-fi fantasy stuff that made the original trilogy fun. Instead of varied races and fantastic creatures, it's all a bunch of humans flying space ships and shooting lasers at one another. It might as well be Star Trek.

#ReleasetheRancor
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