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Topic | Would MLP fans be more accepted of it wasnt for the extreme fans? |
FortuneCookie 08/05/19 8:40:17 PM #9 | If you're an adult male watching My Little Pony, it's probably because you want to fuck the ponies. |
Topic | Do you guys read/listen to any erotica? |
FortuneCookie 08/04/19 10:11:13 PM #17 | Yeah. Like a lot of people, I enjoy reading about taboo things that you shouldn't do in real life. But I also like the more magical stuff. The things you literally couldn't do in real life. I enjoy stories where a flat chested girl will swap breast size with the mean girl boob queen or a husband and wife will swap sexes. (Spoilers, the guy almost always winds up pregnant.) |
Topic | Someone is willing to hunt endangered tigers using only their bare hands |
FortuneCookie 08/04/19 9:41:14 PM #33 | Mr. Norris, we ask you kindly not to kill the tiger. Please. |
Topic | LITERALLY Captain AMERICA just DESTROYED President Donald J Trump on Twitter |
FortuneCookie 08/04/19 7:33:16 PM #10 | Chris Evans is Captain America |
Topic | LITERALLY Captain AMERICA just DESTROYED President Donald J Trump on Twitter |
FortuneCookie 08/04/19 7:16:19 PM #6 | darkprince45 posted... I dont think thats a burn on him but rather us as a country At the bottom of his tweet, the hashtag is directed at Donald Trump's Twitter. |
Topic | funimation dub for some anime translates lolicon to pedophile |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 10:53:47 PM #117 | Inferno Dive Dragoon posted... I don't rightly care for lolicon stuff one way or another, but I'll still defend it's right to exist lest something I *do* enjoy ends up wheeled to the chopping block next. "First they came" and whatnot. Rest assured, they will never take your catgirls from you. |
Topic | Do you think Falcon ever feels embarrased when Iron Man is around?(MCU spoilers* |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 10:39:36 PM #11 | He's there because Anthony Mackie campaigned for the position so that black youth could have a superhero of their own. Now that Steve's been written out, Sam should become the new Captain America. |
Topic | Do you think Falcon ever feels embarrased when Iron Man is around?(MCU spoilers* |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 8:12:40 PM #9 | Falcon: "Sometimes, you don't have to keep up with the Joneses. You just have to outlast them." #StillAlive |
Topic | In this manga, the guy's dick is drawn as different phallic shaped objects |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 5:43:40 PM #17 | Solar_Crimson posted... Ryu is shaped like a phallus? Only if the guy is uncircumcised. |
Topic | funimation dub for some anime translates lolicon to pedophile |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 5:37:08 PM #92 | Most kinks are things you wouldn't do in real life anyway. People who read brother/sister stories usually don't want to bang actual family members and rape is the most common sexual fantasy. I really hope the threat of punishment isn't the only thing keeping people from acting upon that fantasy. Reading a comic where a teacher has an affair with an obviously underaged "loli" character and playing a video game where you commit drive by shootings and run over pedestrians are pretty much the same thing. And this is coming from a guy who thinks lolicon is gross. |
Topic | CE they done it, HUMAN MONKEY Hybrid has been created. |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 2:58:54 PM #12 | The Trent posted... remember the book congo? No, but I remember the movie. "Tickle Amy. Tickle Amy." "Ugly, ugly gorillas." |
Topic | CIA Kill Osama Bin Laden Son! |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 2:56:50 PM #21 | I didn't know he had a son. |
Topic | CE they done it, HUMAN MONKEY Hybrid has been created. |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 2:53:15 PM #4 | In 18 years from now, a human-monkey girl is gonna give some lucky guy the best footjob man has ever received. <_< |
Topic | funimation dub for some anime translates lolicon to pedophile |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 2:42:04 PM #76 | FrozenXylophone posted... I saw a 15 year old Latina earlier this week who was built like old school Tifa. I work at a pharmacy, so we have her age on record. (I spoke primarily to her mother and any conversing I had with the teen was done strictly in the interest of the legal transaction taking place.) <_< |
Topic | funimation dub for some anime translates lolicon to pedophile |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 2:34:56 PM #75 | I wonder if there's a dub out there which translates furry to zoophile. |
Topic | "I'm so glad I have normal sexual urges and fantasies" |
FortuneCookie 08/01/19 2:28:26 PM #7 | I know my kinks aren't normal, but I'm glad I'm not into lolicon or toilet stuff. |
Topic | Wow Robin from Stranger Things really hid her titties well |
FortuneCookie 07/31/19 12:02:50 PM #5 | To anyone who says she's horsefaced, that's a pony you know you wanna ride. ;) |
Topic | ATTN: people who dont like tattoos. |
FortuneCookie 07/31/19 11:59:02 AM #64 | Keep 'em off the tiddies. Tat where you like, but don't mar God's greatest creation. |
Topic | 13 year old boy inserted needle into penis to stay awake and finish homework |
FortuneCookie 07/29/19 11:27:52 PM #13 | I had a camera stuck down the shaft of my penis once. It's a sensation I haven't forgotten. |
Topic | I dreamt last night that Disney replaced Dumbo's crows with Simpsons cameos. |
FortuneCookie 07/29/19 10:28:46 PM #1 | They skipped over the Pink Elephants scene too. Just as he was about to have a drink, they got a visit from Bart and Homer. Groundskeeper Willie showed up in the next scene too. What was really odd was that, in the context of the dream, the video I was watching was on VHS. |
Topic | What's your fetish? |
FortuneCookie 07/29/19 10:11:51 AM #34 | Gender Bending Furry Talking Cartoon Animals (I'm not attracted to real animals, but sapient cartoon characters like the ones in Lion King, Balto, and 101 Dalmatians get to me) Incest Breast Shrinking Penis Shrinking Head Swapping Genital Swapping Body Part Rearrangement If you can't tell, I kinda have a thing for stories and pictures where magic is used to humiliate people. |
Topic | Why is it the only people who draw porn are the ones that draw weird shit |
FortuneCookie 07/28/19 10:37:53 PM #8 | Amenadeel posted... The worst part is their art is really good yet they draw awful stuff that will get me modded if I even mention it. Like that Japanese artist who has that series of pics about the cute girl who gets her face swapped with her anus? |
Topic | MakoReizei has closed his account. |
FortuneCookie 07/28/19 4:13:53 PM #14 | He was a conservatroll, but I kinda liked him on account of that time he expressed attraction toward Rain from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. <_< |
Topic | You get the perfect girl but she has a secret psycho trigger that changes by day |
FortuneCookie 07/28/19 2:10:22 PM #9 | I'm failing to see how this differs from any other relationship. |
Topic | $1 Million, but your next child is named Captain Skyhawk. |
FortuneCookie 07/28/19 12:42:04 PM #7 | eston posted... But what if I already have a kid named Captain Skyhawk Now you have to children named Captain Skyhawk. |
Topic | CM Punk says he is at peace with his 100% loss record in competitive fighting. |
FortuneCookie 07/28/19 10:50:34 AM #13 | CM Punk, give me a couple of weeks to train. It'd be an honor to meet you in the octagon and hand you your first victory. |
Topic | $1 Million, but your next child is named Captain Skyhawk. |
FortuneCookie 07/28/19 10:49:26 AM #1 | Boy or girl, it doesn't matter. Captain is the first name. Skyhawk is the middle name. Surname is your surname. |
Topic | Have you played at least 3 of these '3' titled games? Good, you can stay on CE! |
FortuneCookie 07/28/19 10:45:39 AM #2 | I read that as three tittied, now I'm disappointed. :< |
Topic | Raw chicken breast crawls off restaurant table in horrifying video |
FortuneCookie 07/25/19 9:44:29 PM #29 | Abiz_ posted... FortuneCookie posted...I had a dream once about a mutilated skinless dog escaping from a restaurant kitchen. It haunted me for days. :( It was a Chinese restaurant. I omitted that part because I didn't want to receive accusations of racism. Some giant size crawdads (larger than lobsters) crawled from out of the back door. Then I saw the door nudge open a little before a second tug forced it all the way open. There was a limbless, skinless dog eating a piece of meat from off the floor. When it realized it had an audience, it inexplicably ran around at fast speed whimpering as if to say, "Look what they've done to me." It's a horrible dream I don't even care to think about. Another thing that bugs me is the innocent origin of the dream. The limbless, featureless dog from the dream was a morbid recreation of the way my sister's dog looks when innocently playing under a cover or bed sheet. :( |
Topic | I'm not sure how I feel about Sand Panda's death. |
FortuneCookie 07/25/19 9:37:10 PM #1 | Apparently, it was axed due to some country's anti-loli laws. That gets a big, "And nothing of value was lost," from me. But then I'd hate to see something I enjoyed axed because furry content fell under anti-bestiality laws. |
Topic | Raw chicken breast crawls off restaurant table in horrifying video |
FortuneCookie 07/25/19 9:12:23 PM #18 | I had a dream once about a mutilated skinless dog escaping from a restaurant kitchen. It haunted me for days. :( |
Topic | What are your recent cringey purchases? |
FortuneCookie 07/25/19 8:00:09 PM #1 | Today I went to a Disc Replay and purchased the following: - Bruce Lee's Game of Death on DVD - a Mega Man 3 cartridge for NES - a boxed copy of If the cashier had said anything, my plan was to say that I expected the price to spike once the remake came out. Even if it does, I'm holding on to my copy. <_< |
Topic | People Are Now Planning to Storm Loch Ness to 'Find Dat Big Boi' |
FortuneCookie 07/25/19 12:06:24 AM #14 | I can't blame people for looking for Nessie. https://imgur.com/HIydxiv https://imgur.com/AjqZaPJ Girl's got dem hips. |
Topic | Porn star reacts to people saying she is racist for not doing interracial porn. |
FortuneCookie 07/22/19 9:33:36 PM #88 | People should be open-minded in their dating/sexual preferences, but it's really nobody's business who somebody else sleeps with. It's creepy and weird to try and pressure someone to be with someone they don't want to be with. |
Topic | Shaq in a mosh pit |
FortuneCookie 07/22/19 9:32:02 PM #8 | Giant_Aspirin posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted...That would be great if he just flipped out and started tearing the crowd apart. It wouldn't be the worst thing Shaq did to unsuspecting crowds. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazaam |
Topic | Man do you think the next Batman should be gay? |
FortuneCookie 07/21/19 10:14:03 PM #3 | Bond should be black. Spider-Man should be gay. Wonder Woman should be a trans woman. Batman should redistribute the wealth. |
Topic | Hakuna matata |
FortuneCookie 07/21/19 3:42:35 PM #4 | for the rest of your days |
Topic | Should other studios try live action remakes of their animated movies? |
FortuneCookie 07/21/19 2:08:16 PM #3 | DarthAragorn posted... Shrek starring Christopher Walken |
Topic | Im a 27 year old man and Im seeing the Lion King by myself in 30 mins. AMA |
FortuneCookie 07/21/19 1:38:51 PM #31 | Was it shot by shot like pikachupwnage thought it'd be? |
Topic | Should other studios try live action remakes of their animated movies? |
FortuneCookie 07/21/19 1:37:17 PM #1 | All Dogs Go to Heaven An American Tale Balto Ferngully Spirit The Iron Giant The Land Before Time The Last Unicorn The Secret of NIMH The Swan Princess Some of those could be really good. |
Topic | Do you have any weird interests/attractions? |
FortuneCookie 07/21/19 11:57:48 AM #7 | I watched the sequel to All Dogs Go to Heaven when I was a kid and Miss Sasha La Fleur made me feel things a young boy probably shouldn't have felt. I'm not attracted to real animals though. Human IQ is a must. |
Topic | Im a 27 year old man and Im seeing the Lion King by myself in 30 mins. AMA |
FortuneCookie 07/21/19 10:13:47 AM #29 | How was the movie? |
Topic | The original Lion King is still good. |
FortuneCookie 07/20/19 8:24:36 PM #26 | Original Nala is still hot. Go hakuna that one's tatas. :v |
Topic | Da moon landing footage was fake as FUCK |
FortuneCookie 07/20/19 8:22:30 PM #7 | Vegy, don't be dis way. |
Topic | That's not a knife |
FortuneCookie 07/20/19 8:20:57 PM #3 | That's no spoon. |
Topic | Zapp Brannigan quotes |
FortuneCookie 07/20/19 3:07:10 PM #3 | I have made it with a woman! Inform the men. |
Topic | Im a 27 year old man and Im seeing the Lion King by myself in 30 mins. AMA |
FortuneCookie 07/20/19 3:06:41 PM #26 | If you had the chance, would you do Nala? |
Topic | Is Idris Elba furry? |
FortuneCookie 07/19/19 8:10:10 PM #1 | |
Topic | Taylor Swift is gonna turn a bunch of people furry with this one. |
FortuneCookie 07/18/19 11:43:02 PM #8 | Lost_All_Senses posted... I always thought she looked more like a rat. No offence? Still would. |
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