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2019: The Furry Invasion Begins

cjs28 posted...

Konosuba - apparently funny and titty shenanigans

Domestic Girlfriend - apparently fucking crazy story, also .5 chapters of manga have naked titties >_>

Hmm... I may have to update my watch list as well.

cjsdowg posted...

FortuneCookie posted...

Animaniacs has the most sexy characters.

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Rita is hot

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Rita wasn't a Furry , she was just a cat. But I love cat girls so no shame.

She had hips and knew how to move them. <_<

AsianFury2020 posted...

DrizztLink posted...

She banged Will Smith shooting the first one, now she gonna bang Idris Elba.

I can't wait for the porn parody where Not-Will and Not-Idris double team Harley.

Animaniacs has the most sexy characters.

Minerva Mink is hot
Hello Nurse is hot
Dot when she turns adult is hot
Rita is hot

I love that Egyptian dance number. Mmph.

Sure, turn me into the black chick from the first post. She's cute anyway. I'll take Force powers and a lightsaber shaped vibrator.

And before somebody wants to say, "she's probably sixteen," being attracted to a Nazi is far worse than being attracted to a girl who's just coming into her physical prime.

Either way, screw her.
And not in the literal sense.

That redhead has nice boobs. It's a shamed they're attached to an idiot.

Talking female animal characters.

I watch movies like 101 Dalmatians, Balto, Lion King, AristoCats, and All Dogs Go to Heaven because I'm attracted to the female leads. Jenna (Balto) is my fave.

Real bestiality is a no-go, but the humanoid expressions and intelligence make them attractive to me.

They should, but they don't.

Yes.

They're still bigoted. They're still immature.
I don't go for that.

I'm just there for the porn. But I don't care to be there on this day.

This is the one day a year when I avoid that site altogether.

I first learned about them from the King Kong remake.

No, the other one.

Yesterday, at the pharmacy I work at, this one insanely busty chick caught me staring. She then started deliberately twisting back and forth, jiggling ever so slightly, without breaking stride in the transaction conversation. I had to fight to keep my eyes on hers.

"Soap? I grabbed that. Shampoo? I'm good on that. Bowls? I'm running low, but those can wait."

*leaves*

"After lunch, I need to take some Tylenol. I have a bit of a headache."

FUCK!!!

The porn I like is usually stuff you couldn't or shouldn't do in real life.

The real equivalent to furry would be molesting animals. That's wrong and anyone who does it should be locked up. The real life equivalent of magic is... nothing. There is no equivalent.

Umbreon posted...

All characters are ""18"" when it comes to hentai.

Works for me.

Asuka <3

Bigger than her head? The dream, man. The dreeeeeeeam.

Misty is 10?

*deletes Pokemon folder*

King Rial posted...

The perfect girls mom is hot too, and they want me to fuck her too.

This guy

He gets it

Mother/daughter kink for the win

I really only remember her as the girl in that vampire movie and as the voice of bedroom eyes dog from Lady and the Tramp 2. I mean, it's nice that her career went on without a hitch. It's kind of a shame we didn't get another generation of Milano sexiness tho.

If you were a fly on the wall in the girl's locker room, you'd see a lot of casual groping accompanied by cries of, "I wish these were mine."

If you had a Nala waiting on you, you'd rush back too.

Is this based on the song?

The perfect mother would be one of those sexy hentai moms. So, by seeing my search history, she would get turned on and want to enjoy some Oedipal fun.

I'd have to pass though. Some kinks are best left as fantasy.

I honestly wouldn't put it past Disney since, outside of their own lineup, the X-Men movies have been the strongest ongoing force in superhero cinema.

<_<

* Colossus gets overpowered in a fight with Draxus. Wolverine buries his blades deep into Draxus's shoulder to try and save his friend from defeat, but gets blasted away by Rocket Raccoon. The next scene has Draxus tending to the 12" deep cuts like they're a minor wound.

* Rogue attempts to steal Captain Marvel's powers (in a scene framed exactly like the flashback from the X-Men cartoon), but is easily shrugged off.

* Magneto and his Brotherhood of Mutants challenge the Avengers and are defeated in the cold open of an Avengers movie. Hulk nonchalantly utters, "bad kitty," after throwing Sabertooth through a department store window.

* The Skrull invade Africa. Storm uses her lightning powers against a Skrull warrior, but is defeated. Black Panther comes in and defeats the Skrull warrior with no apparent difficulty or special powers.

This makes me think of Thackery Binx from Hocus Pocus. Being trapped in a cat's body for 300 years with a 16 year old boy's libido, you just know he had to tap pussy every now and then.

<_<

Shablagoo posted...

Which is ridiculous anyway because the new Lara is obviously sexier than the triangle-boobed pixel blob of yesteryear.

Pixel blob had bigger bobs. :v

Not particularly. It's one of the counterarguments to "porn exists." Wanting to see a woman naked doesn't necessarily mean wanting to see a woman with fake lips naked.

A normal first date usually ends something like this:

"I'm not on the pill and you forgot your condom. Fuck me in the ass now. HARD."

Get a new woman.

Hairistotle posted...

The accounts CE would know me for are Aiways, BaconatorHater, or FrenchCrunch

I like that last name. It kinda reminds me of someone.

Come on. I answered your question. You answer mine. I know you've been here longer than March of last year. :/

Ugh. What terrible news.

So, what's yours?

Psst. He's a troll.

By the way, Betty Boop is one of the finest girls of the black and white era of animation. <_<;

I mean, isn't that typically the reason grown men watch cartoons? I watched MLP (when it was part of a service I had) because of Rarity and Fluttershy and I watched The Little Mermaid the other day because of Ariel. :3

Joker should be a canon Prince fan in all his adaptations. Look at the guy.

Pokemon is a bit of a weird one.

If a grown hetero adult male says he likes The Little Mermaid or Beauty and the Beast, I'm assuming he's attracted to the Disney princesses. If a grown hetero adult male says he likes My Little Pony, I'm assuming he's attracted to the mares. If a grown hetero adult male says he likes Pokemon, I assume it's because he likes the gameplay or has a childhood nostalgia for the series.

There's nothing odd about liking Pokemon. I just never noticed how the "you want to fuck the characters, don't you?" rule doesn't apply to it.

<_<

Sony turning pro-censorship was a shocker. In the late 90s and early 00s, that was one of the big arguments Sony fans had against Nintendo fans. "You guys are censored." Strange world in which we live in.

I don't think men liking something girly aimed at kids would be viewed as more acceptable simply in the absence of physical attraction or memetic repostings of quotes and character costumes.

It'd still be seen as weird. If you're one of the weird ones, just roll with it.

Rarity is best pony.

*changes to the color scheme from blue to green*

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