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BettyWhite posted...

Sad how the two common responses are "YASSSSSSS QUEEEEN I LOVE HERR" and "LIBERAL BRAINWASHING PUPPET I HATE HER" instead of "Who?"

Yep.
My frustration at being told who to care about without ever being told why might make me sound a little more like the latter crowd, but in reality it's just I still have never been told a compelling reason why I should care about her. And I think people should care about the things they care about organically, not because it's a fad to argue about a person or topic. I don't hate her though. Just like I wouldn't hate any other random average teen.

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BettyWhite posted...

I don't disagree with the message, it's a pretty common opinion, but what did she do to even earn the opportunity to give such a speech? Your average liberal could barf up some generic rhetoric and pass it through a "passion" filter to achieve the same effect. No solutions, just grandstanding.

Forever defended by the fact that she's a 16 year old girl and never by the strength of her argument.

This year has been pretty lame though, and she's probably the most prominent person of this lame ass year. So I guess she deserves it?

If nothing else she is emblematic of the news telling you "YOU CARE ABOUT THIS PERSON NOW!!!" even if you don't even know who that person is.

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EverDownward posted...

What did this girl do?

shhh

She rode a boat and got angry, she's very brave

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Watched it all, yeah he probably did some shit

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It's really dumb to put 2 movies very very overlapping audiences right up against each other.

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Ripley

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DoubleDare posted...

Perhaps, how long you think he should go for?

I think if he's ever released from prison it kinda sends the message that what he did is at least partially ok. And we can't have people think what he did was at all ok

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So was a bunch of shitty people, so I guess for the memes it makes sense

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DoubleDare posted...

Sued and has to go courses on sexual harrassment or human decency, registered sex offender,

But shouldn't he go to prison for sexual assault? I kind think he belongs locked up with rapists when you really think about what he did.

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What should be the appropriate punishment?

I say fired from all jobs forever and excommunicated. But I might be going soft on him.

At the very least I hope the internet mob makes sure everybody who has ever known him hates him forever.

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MrMallard posted...

Good singles band, at least for a while. They've been washed-up with like faux-hippie shit and shitty EDM drops for a while, and I'm not super hot on a majority of their stuff in general. But I eat shit up like The Scientist, Yellow and Speed of Sound in a heartbeat.

They were still good when they did Demons

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TC speaks the truth

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DoubleDare posted...

It bothers me the mental olympics some are going through to defend him.

I've ran 10 mile runs and usually its slap a hand or yell hey.

He shouldn't have done it, plain and simple.

Well yeah, he shouldn't have.

I think a lot of people are playing chess of responding to how they think he's going to be treated.

Nobody is saying he's not wrong.

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au_gold posted...

Fair enough. Which of the two ITT do you prefer?

Natalie Portman

Both butt and overall

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What's there to get?

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I can't stand Barton Fink

Where the unsatisfying bits of A Serious Man, felt very intentional and purposeful, the unsatisfyingness of Barton Fink felt more like a fuck you to the audience.

Like I get it, and I wouldn't call it a bad movie, but I don't like it at all.

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Doe posted...

Poring over the list of the 14 of their films we watched, it will be tough to get an exact order. To be clear we're ranking by perceived merit and quality, not personal favorites.

I think their masterpiece/most 'flawless' film is probably Inside Llewyn Davis, despite it feeling a bit un-Coen in some ways (perhaps thanks to the departure of Roger Deakins). But I can't discredit No Country For Old Men, and A Serious Man battles to be their most profound film alongside ILD and The Big Lebowski. And I have to acknowledge The Man Who Wasn't There for being a black-and-white modern film that you forget is in black and white.

I was just about to come here to mention The Man Who Wasn't there as an easy pick for one of their worst. Ladykillers was probably worse, Miller's crossing also bored me a lot.

I like ILD but I just think it lacks enough of a core punch. But I could be wrong.

What are you ranking on? Entertainment? Satisfaction of viewing? Because the Coens like making unsatisfying films (Barton Fink).

I will agree A Serious Man might be their most profound, because I've pretty much found every movie they have to be about different kinds of stupidty, stupidity of Crimes/Simple Plans (Fargo), stupidity of Love (Intolerable Cruelty), stupidity of Boredom (The Man Who Wasn't There), but A Serious Man is a movie about the Stupidity of being smart which I think is a profound thing to offer up.

Fargo/No Country I think is my vote for best, but most I've only seen once or twice, so I might have to rewatch to decide.

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au_gold posted...

I take it youre a boob guy?

Maybe slightly, but I don't like either being too huge.


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Malfunction posted...

Buddy we all know you don't actually think this

I do, I would not do any mouth stuff to butt stuff, that is insanely gross. I wouldn't even want it done to me. That's gross af

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EffectAndCause posted...

Optional Superboss Tier

Norm McDonald

God Tier

Dave Chappelle
Bill Burr

Carlos Mencia Tier

Kevin Hart
Dane Cook

Carlos Mencia doesnt even make his own tier.

I like this list, you need way more in the middle to make it clear but it's not a bad list. Kevin isn't that bad though. He's not good, but he's not that bad

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Hell yeah, I'd watch

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DirkDiggles posted...

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? I gonna have to get out of this car and choke a...I'm not violent...I try not to be

That's from Chappelle's Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-zSJljpKNc


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@AsucaHayashi posted...

tbh i never got the continental breakfast sketch(maybe too american for me?) and since it was also my first sketch with k&p which had millions of views then i thought it must be good but it almost turned me off from watching their other sketches altogether.

If you aren't american, I don't know if it's as common elsewhere: But most moderate to low end hotels here have a free breakfast which they call a "free continental breakfast". Continental implying "mainland European". Hotels use it to imply it's somewhat classy and european exotic breakfast despite them being clearly cheap and lazy.

The joke of this sketch is that what appears to be classy gentleman is fully convinced by this marketing strategy and enjoys the joys of the european countries as he moves through his "luxurious" continental breakfast. You can tell he believes this to be a luxurious european contintental breakfast by him constantly referencing various countries and opening with the phrase "All the europine countries lay before me, where should I fly to first?"

As the skit progresses we see not only that his enamored nature of the "exotic european foods" is totally unwarranted, but also that this man is somewhat of a dullard as eats a banana with the skin on, and says things like "ah the Danish... Clearly from Brussels" When clearly Danishes originated in Denmark.

It's a simple premise, but the sincerity of enthusiastic stupidity over something so unremarkable as a continental breakfast is what makes it hilarious. That plus Jordan Peele is an amazing actor and sells the hell out of it.

My favorite line "I'll have what I'm having" is of course a reference to the movie "When Harry Met Sally" where a man and a woman are friends and when the man effectively says "no woman has ever faked an orgasm with me, I would have been able to tell the difference" the woman proceeds to in an restaurant fake an orgasm in front of him. A nearby woman tells her waitress "I'll have what she's having" implying that any food so good to bring a woman to climax must be pretty damn good.

Here Peele repurposes the line to communicate he is absolutely in love if not extasy enjoying these pedestrian foods, it is made more hilarious because by altering the line he has now said something absurd, because he is of course by definition "having what he's having".

It's such a great sketch. Simple premise, explored to perfection.

The button on the end of the skit is fine too, I could take it or leave it, but you gotta end the sketch somehow, and this is as decent as a way as any.

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ultimate reaver posted...

I got an alibi, birthday, Red Lobster
When in reality I shot Darnelle like a mobster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14WE3A0PwVs

darkphoenix181 posted...

Go into the light.
Nah.
But heaven?

"Heaven is for pussies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbPeFs7uDLM

The videos for reference for those who are curious

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No response yet

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au_gold posted...

Assuming that article is legit. For claritys sake, heres another picture of her ass:

Thanks, good pic


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I don't understand the premise of the commercial: Your girl is a hoe, get kfc?

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au_gold posted...

First of all, Dailymail. Also, their asses look identical. So, still you.

I just said the picture posted is a body double, which it is. So I am right and you aren't.

We are supposed to be comparing Alexandra Daddario's ass to Natalie Portman's ass. Not Alexandra Daddario's ass to somebody who looks like Natalie Portman's ass


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Zeeak4444 posted...

No I mean just those phrases. They almost all happened to be the titles too by coincidence lol. Pussy on the chain wax gets dropped in like 3 different skips or so though.

Right but the a-a-ron made me think of east/west bowl and my favorite from that is Cartoons Plural

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au_gold posted...

https://i.imgur.com/5aaQriu.gifv

Do you ever get tired of being so wrong all the time?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1377550/Caroline-Davis-paid-250-act-Natalie-Portmans-body-double-Your-Highness.html

Natalie Portman used yet another body double for her latest film Your Highness.
In fact, the actress is said to have avoided diving into an icy lake in Belfast and a local Irish girl was paid just 250 to take the plunge instead.

The shot where she dives in is a body double. Who's wrong now, bitch?

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If we are going with the names I think "Cartoons Plural" was my favorite.

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I think right now I nominate:
"I'll have what I'm having" from Continental Breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

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MuayThai85 posted...

Nah, not a body double. You can see her butthole in that stripper movie and she spends a good portion of it in a thong anyways.

But the picture you showed was from "your highness" a way less artistic film that natalie probably didn't see the "artistic merit" in getting mostly naked in.

You can use body doubles in some movies and not in others, and she did use one in that movie.

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She's ok in some of her characters, but a lot of them are pretty insufferable.

She has more talent when it comes to performing than say somebody like Kenan (who has effectively no acting talent), but at the end of the day I still find Kenan more likable.

I miss better people like Bobby, Bill, hell even Taran took things seriously sometimes.

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2 things:

1. I wouldn't want to "feast" on anything, that's gross af
2. I think that's a body double in that scene for natalie, I'm sure there's an authentic one other there

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If I'm honest this topic was prompted by this:
https://www.tiktok.com/@tinkerprincess0/video/6702870335009590534

I find the girl strangely attractive, but that video is cringey as hell.

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Like she is behaving in a super cringey way but there is still something strangely attractive about her or her behavior?

Or are cringe and sexy mutually exclusive?

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I plan on continuing to lose 10lbs a month like I have been.

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DezDroppedFreak posted...

Which version?

The original was a tiktok hit

It started getting bigger, but billboard refused to recognize it as a country track, which made people upset, so Billy Ray Cyrus hopped on a remix and the rest is history

The Billy Ray version.

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mattnd2007 posted...

Watch the movie A Serious Man

It's on Netflix

Cohen bros movie from 2009

This has nothing to do with TC

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MrNintendo1213 posted...

You plebes clearly dont understand the masterpiece. After all of the horrors he witnessed, followed by all the horrors he committed as a walrus, his mind couldn't cope, it just collapsed. He went full walrus.

No it's terrible but it's hilarious and you can imagine them getting stoned and laughing their ass off the whole time coming up with the movie. And just smiling while making it because it is so completely stupid but someone is actually letting them make it.

I'm pretty sure Kevin Smith came up with it during a podcast, he just started talking about it and came up with the whole movie talking to some guy. Iirc he literally says at the end, "he goes full walrus." Which I loved because before I knew how he came up with it, I could tell that is exactly what he was thinking at that scene.

Yep, this is him coming up with the whole movie on the podcast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wLG4Daut3c

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Why was this so popular?

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EndOfDiscOne posted...

Saying the word is never a victimless act

I disagree, context matters.

Saying "there is a word in the english language spelled n*****, pronounced n*****" is a true statement and shouldn't be seen as offensive.

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I would just use mine to say "Nword, please" because that seems like a fun thing to say.

That or the ability to say the word when discussing it as a word. It feels weird you can't say it as a word describing itself. Like you can't say it even in a etymological sense with 0 actual negativity attached.

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CADE FOSTER posted...

His life will be destroyed and he will be fired from his job

That or the mob will forget and get bored before that happens.

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The guy should just be like "I was goofing around and it was inappropriate I accept whatever punishment the woman requires" and then go for it. Odds are the woman will not want his life ruined like the angry mob will.

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Damn, they already doxxed that guy. Got to think before you do something questionable in this day and age. If you are caught doing something stupid, you can have your life ruined in 24 hours...

Edited to be made more accurate.

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Yeah, I can't post much more before I get modded.

If you know how googling with quotes work you should be able to find the rest just fine

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