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au_gold
12/10/19 4:25:33 AM
#1:


Whose would you rather feast on?


Alexandra Daddario:



Natalie Portman:
https://i.imgur.com/2AqBr7X.gifv

Impossible mode.

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12/10/19 4:26:05 AM
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JBaLLEN66
12/10/19 4:29:16 AM
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Lol

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La-li-lu-le-lo
12/10/19 4:30:29 AM
#4:


Well, the second gif gave us a better look... not really a competition here. Also, too bony.

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joe40001
12/10/19 4:31:02 AM
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2 things:
  1. I wouldn't want to "feast" on anything, that's gross af
  2. I think that's a body double in that scene for natalie, I'm sure there's an authentic one other there

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MuayThai85
12/10/19 4:38:11 AM
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joe40001 posted...
2 things:
1. I wouldn't want to "feast" on anything, that's gross af
2. I think that's a body double in that scene for natalie, I'm sure there's an authentic one other there

Nah, not a body double. You can see her butthole in that stripper movie and she spends a good portion of it in a thong anyways.

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dib153
12/10/19 4:45:30 AM
#7:


Not fair overall as Daddario makes up for it, in spades, with her literally/objectively/scientifically/anatomically PERFECT chesticles

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joe40001
12/10/19 4:45:52 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Nah, not a body double. You can see her butthole in that stripper movie and she spends a good portion of it in a thong anyways.

But the picture you showed was from "your highness" a way less artistic film that natalie probably didn't see the "artistic merit" in getting mostly naked in.

You can use body doubles in some movies and not in others, and she did use one in that movie.

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Shablagoo
12/10/19 4:49:56 AM
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True Detective does much better justice to Daddarios ass than this picture but I went with Portman anyway.

joe40001 posted...
I wouldn't want to "feast" on anything, that's gross af

lmao

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NeonOctopus
12/10/19 5:01:36 AM
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SocksForWok999
12/10/19 5:02:51 AM
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There is no ass in the first pic

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au_gold
12/10/19 5:07:56 AM
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joe40001 posted...
You can use body doubles in some movies and not in others, and she did use one in that movie.
https://i.imgur.com/5aaQriu.gifv

Do you ever get tired of being so wrong all the time?

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joe40001
12/10/19 5:12:42 AM
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au_gold posted...
https://i.imgur.com/5aaQriu.gifv

Do you ever get tired of being so wrong all the time?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1377550/Caroline-Davis-paid-250-act-Natalie-Portmans-body-double-Your-Highness.html

Natalie Portman used yet another body double for her latest film Your Highness.
In fact, the actress is said to have avoided diving into an icy lake in Belfast and a local Irish girl was paid just 250 to take the plunge instead.

The shot where she dives in is a body double. Who's wrong now, bitch?

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MetaMajik
12/10/19 5:14:17 AM
#14:


Finally, now these are real asses I can get behind.

Instead of those horrific, fat asses most barbaric people flaunt around nowdays.

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au_gold
12/10/19 5:19:30 AM
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joe40001 posted...
The shot where she dives in is a body double. Who's wrong now, bitch?
First of all, Dailymail. Also, their asses look identical. So, still you.

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joe40001
12/10/19 5:23:12 AM
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au_gold posted...
First of all, Dailymail. Also, their asses look identical. So, still you.

I just said the picture posted is a body double, which it is. So I am right and you aren't.

We are supposed to be comparing Alexandra Daddario's ass to Natalie Portman's ass. Not Alexandra Daddario's ass to somebody who looks like Natalie Portman's ass


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au_gold
12/10/19 6:38:10 AM
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Assuming that article is legit. For claritys sake, heres another picture of her ass:



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ThePusher
12/10/19 6:42:27 AM
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What asses? Where?
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Grindcorp9000
12/10/19 6:46:16 AM
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MetaMajik posted...
Finally, now these are real asses I can get behind.

Instead of those horrific, fat asses most barbaric people flaunt around nowdays.

Lmao

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joe40001
12/10/19 6:57:08 AM
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au_gold posted...
Assuming that article is legit. For claritys sake, heres another picture of her ass:


Thanks, good pic


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DanHaren2019
12/10/19 7:13:53 AM
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Ur comparing 2 things that don't exist
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SiO4
12/10/19 7:20:55 AM
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Dude she's freaking hot...

https://imgur.com/oW1rxyU
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Malfunction
12/10/19 7:23:43 AM
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joe40001 posted...
I wouldn't want to "feast" on anything,
Buddy we all know you don't actually think this
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So_Hajile
12/10/19 9:55:51 AM
#24:


Daddario is a total babe, but I have to go with Portman.





https://imgur.com/pjlo9rP

https://imgur.com/gZBHKnz

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Shablagoo
12/10/19 10:04:38 AM
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Is she pleasuring herself in that last gif?

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So_Hajile
12/10/19 10:07:05 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Is she pleasuring herself in that last gif?

To be on the safe side, I took it out.

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Shablagoo
12/10/19 10:08:28 AM
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Oh damn, I didnt mean it like that. Do you know what movie its from?

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So_Hajile
12/10/19 10:10:24 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
Oh damn, I didnt mean it like that. Do you know what movie its from?

Black Swan. :)

https://imgur.com/gZBHKnz

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thronedfire2
12/10/19 10:11:27 AM
#29:


So_Hajile posted...
To be on the safe side, I took it out.

*checks previous version of post*

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Shablagoo
12/10/19 10:11:48 AM
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niice I might have to finally watch that movie

I heard its a legitimately good film tbh

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TheMikh
12/10/19 10:12:30 AM
#31:


neither have much but i'd rather bang daddario

So_Hajile posted...
Black Swan. :)

am i the only person that watched that movie for the plot

it was a great movie

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Kitt
12/10/19 10:22:57 AM
#32:


So_Hajile posted...
Daddario is a total babe, but I have to go with Portman.





https://imgur.com/pjlo9rP


No one, not a soul, gives a shit about Closer and what it's about. But we all know about the one scene...

With that said, didn't she use a body double for that?
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So_Hajile
12/10/19 10:29:44 AM
#33:


Shablagoo posted...
niice I might have to finally watch that movie

I heard its a legitimately good film tbh

It's definitely worthwhile as it's a psychologically twisted movie.

There's also the part where Mila Kunis goes down on her and she hallucinates that Kunis turns into Winona Ryder.

With that said, didn't she use a body double for that?

Not to my knowledge. She was proud of her performance and even went to the trouble of training with strippers for it.

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action52
12/10/19 10:33:48 AM
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Both of them are small but at least Natalie's got some roundness. Wouldn't call it her best feature but it's decent.

Alexandra? Wouldn't say she's bad overall but the ass is pretty bad.

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au_gold
12/11/19 12:23:03 AM
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Kitt posted...
No one, not a soul, gives a shit about Closer and what it's about. But we all know about the one scene...
Hey, I liked that movie.


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evil_zombie11
12/11/19 12:24:00 AM
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ThePusher posted...
What asses? Where?


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Shablagoo
12/11/19 12:33:19 AM
#37:


So_Hajile posted...
It's definitely worthwhile as it's a psychologically twisted movie.

There's also the part where Mila Kunis goes down on her and she hallucinates that Kunis turns into Winona Ryder.

Wow ok can I claim copyright on my own dreams because they definitely stole that from there.

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Delirious_Beard
12/11/19 12:53:18 AM
#38:


au_gold posted...
https://i.imgur.com/5aaQriu.gifv

Do you ever get tired of being so wrong all the time?

lmao you were so confident too

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DrizztLink
12/11/19 12:59:24 AM
#39:


Portman used a body double for the shot in the OP.

https://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/natalie-portman-used-a-butt-double/

Everything else is here except for the actual dive shot.

There's a cut away from her between the shot of her looking back and the dive.

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au_gold
12/11/19 1:08:24 AM
#40:


I stand corrected.

Cant say I blame her, though. That movie was beneath her.

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joe40001
12/11/19 1:21:44 AM
#41:


Malfunction posted...
Buddy we all know you don't actually think this

I do, I would not do any mouth stuff to butt stuff, that is insanely gross. I wouldn't even want it done to me. That's gross af

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au_gold
12/11/19 1:50:34 AM
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I take it youre a boob guy?

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joe40001
12/11/19 2:01:48 AM
#43:


au_gold posted...
I take it youre a boob guy?

Maybe slightly, but I don't like either being too huge.


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au_gold
12/11/19 2:48:40 AM
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Fair enough. Which of the two ITT do you prefer?

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joe40001
12/11/19 2:54:36 AM
#45:


au_gold posted...
Fair enough. Which of the two ITT do you prefer?
Natalie Portman

Both butt and overall

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au_gold
12/11/19 6:33:48 AM
#46:


Its tough finding good pictures of Daddarios ass. Id post the True Detective scene, but I dont want to get banned.



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Shablagoo
12/11/19 7:01:17 AM
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I actually dated both of these women simultaneously and can confirm they both have 10/10 butts, despite occasional use of body doubles.

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au_gold
12/11/19 10:29:14 AM
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Did you eat their butts?

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Shablagoo
12/11/19 10:30:25 AM
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au_gold posted...
Did you eat their butts?

What do you think I am, some kind of animal? Of course I ate their butts.

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EvalAngell
12/11/19 10:31:59 AM
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i always kneel before my Jewish queen.

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