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TopicTaking an Uber is emasculating.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 11:09:56 PM
#1
Id rather drive home than sit awkwardly in the back of a strangers car.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicThere's no reason to date a feminist (imo).
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 4:51:09 PM
#5
Tmaster148 posted...
Funny coming from TC who has never dated anyone.

I'm dating an Instagram model. Stay mad.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicThere's no reason to date a feminist (imo).
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 4:34:11 PM
#1
There are plenty of other women out there who don't believe men deserve to be taken down a peg.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
Topiclmao at fat girls showing off their cleavage on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 4:21:30 PM
#9
ArchiePeck posted...
TC, how does it feel that even fat people have sex lives and you still don't?

I'm dating an Instagram model.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
Topiclmao at fat girls showing off their cleavage on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 4:09:45 PM
#4
Fam_Fam posted...
except people do.

lmao
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
Topiclmao at fat girls showing off their cleavage on Tinder.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 4:02:44 PM
#1
Like anyone wants to see that.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicHow do I seduce this woman?
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 2:29:26 PM
#62
No_U_L7 posted...
no update?

He blew it. He got so drunk, he could barely type, and probably said something she didn't like. And now he's blaming you. lmao
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicDid Tinder like seriously break their algorithm?
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 11:05:43 AM
#5
Vermander posted...
I think my record was 4 at once time, but that was after a couple weeks.

Fixed.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicBoogie2988 talks with his dead family while channeling their spirits.
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 11:02:07 AM
#7
Stop making topics about this incel.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicIs there such thing as a beta female?
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 10:58:49 AM
#1
If so, explain.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicDid Tinder like seriously break their algorithm?
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 10:57:59 AM
#2
You never got 30-40 matches.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicMen then vs men now
Orlando_Jordan
07/09/19 1:52:36 AM
#16
Male feminists DESTROYED by this high-IQ topic.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicHow do male feminists feel about the Alien Queen?
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 5:10:34 PM
#1
Would they consider her life more important than theirs?
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicCan anyone provide specific reasons why Hillary Clinton was a bad candidate?
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 10:22:09 AM
#8
She wasn't likeable, she flip flopped, and she ran a campaign so bad, she literally lost to Donald Trump, a celebrity.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicNo_U_L7 is a false prophet
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 10:18:35 AM
#4
Shablagoo posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Even the best lines couldn't get a guy like Skippy Jessop laid.

I looked him up, he is a famous actor and looks like he is fun, so

???

lol at famous actor. He's a YouTube-famous overweight virgin.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicNo_U_L7 is a false prophet
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 10:14:28 AM
#2
Even the best lines couldn't get a guy like Skippy Jessop laid.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicImagine an incel convention.
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 10:13:26 AM
#11
0xDEFECADE posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
And then a group of Chads from the local university come over and bully the incels out of the building.

is this like your fantasy or wet dream or something?

Well, it would be funny.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicImagine an incel convention.
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 10:11:44 AM
#8
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
not all incels are spiteful toward women. They're just guys who have trouble making friends. You're being brainwashed by people wearing tiny hats.

They have trouble making friends? Boo hoo.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicImagine an incel convention.
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 2:08:02 AM
#1
And then a group of Chads from the local university come over and bully the incels out of the building.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
Topic"Yes, but an alternative like soy or almond milk"
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 12:45:25 AM
#12
Reis posted...
Yao posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
Just like your mom


My moms dead

good

Holy shit.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicSomeone liked me on Tinder!!!
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 12:44:51 AM
#2
And it's a bot.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicI dont understand all this outrage over the gamer girl bathwater
Orlando_Jordan
07/08/19 12:14:14 AM
#10
Feminists: "Women face so many struggles compared to men. Now excuse me while I sell my bath water for $30 a jar."
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicHow do I seduce this woman?
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 11:28:25 PM
#17
Shablagoo posted...
@No_U_L7 what da f does this mean

OH. Whattttt everrrrrrr. I'm and Xer.


and how should I respond?

Would CHAD keep coming here asking for lines to say? Just hit on her. Either she's interested, or she isn't.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicHow do I seduce this woman?
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 11:19:07 PM
#9
No_U_L7 posted...
depends on what your goal is. build banter? ask her out?

it depends on what your relationship with her is. i usually try to have just enough banter but move fast and get her out ASAP.

if you just want the "clever" flirty response, it's: those may just be tears of joy...i tend to have that effect on girls, sorry!

Damn, that's a good line.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicScenario: Your model girlfriend dumps you for an manlet
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 11:17:28 PM
#2
Only in your dreams would this happen, Scotty Rogers.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicHow do I seduce this woman?
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 11:16:11 PM
#4
Shablagoo posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Put your hands on your hips and thrust in her direction while stomping your left foot.

While that is excellent advice, I mean over messenger (FB). Is she into me or am I kidding myself?

If you have to ask, you're already in the friendzone.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicYou meet a cute girl who likes you, but she says "I'm agender."
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 9:44:40 PM
#54
Flockaveli posted...
Sorry I only date girls.

(Actually had this happen to me.)

This is it. This is the perfect response.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicHow much do girls care about guy's hygiene?
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 7:59:36 PM
#5
This topic is a big fucking yikes.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicYou meet a cute girl who likes you, but she says "I'm agender."
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 7:38:48 PM
#37
QueenCarly posted...
evil_zombie11 posted...
If she's weird like that then she's weird in other ways so pass.


They, not she.

lmao
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicYo why are us guys always so horny
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 5:42:21 PM
#2
Speak for yourself. Girls are hornier and thirstier than me.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicYou meet a cute girl who likes you, but she says "I'm agender."
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 5:22:35 PM
#18
DeathDeathSong posted...
so if theyre agender they wouldnt be a girl so i dont understand the topic title

Well, it's simple. She's not actually "agender."
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicYou meet a cute girl who likes you, but she says "I'm agender."
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 5:05:48 PM
#12
Vol2tex posted...
A lot of the female looking people I know do now identify as "they" the past 2 years.

Where do you meet these women?
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicI'm not gay but I want men to be sexually attracted to me.
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 5:04:50 PM
#7
Go to a gay bar and ask every guy there to buy you a drink. Then you can find someone attracted to you and live your fantasy!
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicYou meet a cute girl who likes you, but she says "I'm agender."
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 4:57:39 PM
#1
"My pronouns are they and them."

WYD?
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicC/D: Girls would rather have a hookup with Chad than a relationship with a beta.
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 4:52:12 PM
#3
Error1355 posted...
Imagine sitting at home on a Sunday afternoon and thinking this topic up and also posting it.

I don't have to imagine.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicC/D: Girls would rather have a hookup with Chad than a relationship with a beta.
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 4:48:38 PM
#1
80/80

Big confirm.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicThe record for the fasted Knockout in the UFC was broken tonight
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 2:42:34 AM
#5
lol, this seems like a video game fight.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicI put down the marijuana, and picked up the bible.
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 2:40:45 AM
#4
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Yo OJ what should I do with my free time

Shitpost about incels.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicI put down the marijuana, and picked up the bible.
Orlando_Jordan
07/07/19 2:38:35 AM
#1
I'm a changed man.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicThink about how many women have swiped left on you.
Orlando_Jordan
07/06/19 4:35:26 PM
#7
TheMikh posted...
they should show it to everyone, for everyone

And when women swipe right on an incel, it should say "Are you sure you meant to swipe right? 70% of other women have swiped left."
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicWere you ever bullied when you were in school?
Orlando_Jordan
07/06/19 4:28:51 PM
#2
No, I was the cool black dude with a thicc girl.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicThink about how many women have swiped left on you.
Orlando_Jordan
07/06/19 4:26:48 PM
#1
Tinder should show you that number.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicWould assassinating Hitler during WW2 have stopped the Nazis?
Orlando_Jordan
07/06/19 1:08:39 PM
#9
No, Germany would have elected a more intelligent, more dangerous, possibly less charismatic leader and won WWII.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicThe concept of "Chad" is hilarious.
Orlando_Jordan
07/05/19 11:10:41 PM
#1
Any guy who is tall, has a career, muscles, a nice car, or any positive attribute is a Chad. And hes bad because...he isnt a fellow lonely dude?
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicI just found a YouTube channel where girls DESTROY betas and incels...
Orlando_Jordan
07/04/19 11:47:05 PM
#1
By showing their Tinder pics and insulting them before swiping left. LOL
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicI put "Fatties, swipe left" on my Tinder profile.
Orlando_Jordan
07/04/19 11:26:52 PM
#4
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Not really funny. There's no wit.

Give me an example of a similar idea, but with "wit."
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicI put "Fatties, swipe left" on my Tinder profile.
Orlando_Jordan
07/04/19 11:23:35 PM
#1
It was too funny not to.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicWould incels date a girl who smokes meth?
Orlando_Jordan
07/04/19 2:23:49 PM
#1
Just to have somebody?
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