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TopicYou can get modded for literally anything.
Orlando_Jordan
06/29/19 2:40:16 AM
#10
MabusIncarnate posted...
D

You cannot get modded for saying "I like ice cream"

That is "Literally" something that will never get me modded.

If a mod doesn't like you, he can say it's "trolling."
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TopicLandlord won't take e transfers
Orlando_Jordan
06/29/19 2:13:33 AM
#11
Chicken posted...
and I dont drive.

LOL
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TopicIts literally almost 1 am....why da fuck are you awake and posting on CE????
Orlando_Jordan
06/29/19 2:12:31 AM
#8
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
I ain't saiyan

So no one, then.
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TopicIts literally almost 1 am....why da fuck are you awake and posting on CE????
Orlando_Jordan
06/29/19 2:10:02 AM
#6
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
just waiting for her to PM me one last time

Who?
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TopicYou can get modded for literally anything.
Orlando_Jordan
06/29/19 2:07:26 AM
#1
Mods can claim that anything is "trolling" or "offensive." For example, if you made a topic called "Trump is so dumb," it could be modded for trolling. If you posted "[Insert name here] is my favorite pornstar. She does [insert fetish here] scenes," it could be modded for offensive. And so on.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicDo incels really think that breasts feel like bags of sand?
Orlando_Jordan
06/29/19 2:04:48 AM
#6
Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Dear Mods,

I know I havent always followed the rules, but if you could find it in your hearts to close this stupid cringefest of a topic based on a movie reference I dont think TC gets, Ill never break the ToS again.

-Love, Jerry

What movie reference?
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TopicDo incels really think that breasts feel like bags of sand?
Orlando_Jordan
06/29/19 1:35:16 AM
#1
lmao
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TopicImagine if politicians' positions on incels were part of their campaign.
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 5:17:53 PM
#1
For example,

Donald Trump: "My plan is to give better mental health care to incels who need it to reduce their acts of violence."
Joe Biden: "Incels must be jailed to make America safer."
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TopicSeedy app that undresses women in pictures crashes servers due to popularity.
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 5:08:22 PM
#19
This could reduce incel-related violence.
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TopicI'm still amazed that Bernie is running again
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 4:20:05 PM
#11
PsychicHippo posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
PsychicHippo posted...
Master_Bass posted...
You mean throwing the donations he receives away. Bernie isn't going to be poor if he loses.

But the rest of us will be! I'm pretty liberal but I just can't back this guy.

Imagine backing Hillary Clinton and NOT Bernie Sanders. Yikes.

She was literally the least viable option in 2016

Fixed.
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TopicA nice feminine penis or a strong masculine vagina?
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 3:35:15 PM
#4
Dry water.
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TopicScenario: you wake up and now you're a 20 y/o girl.
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 2:17:47 PM
#6
Take note on what I did differently, Duncanwii.
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TopicScenario: you wake up and now you're a 20 y/o girl.
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 2:16:20 PM
#1
You wake up one morning to find yourself in the body of a cute petite brunette. You have no idea how this happened and you don't know how to change back. What do you do?
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TopicScenerio: you wake up and now your a teenage girl.
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 2:12:33 PM
#9
He just had to specify a "teenage girl" and "perky c cup breasts," didn't he?
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TopicThis is it. This is the one that finally convinces me that anime was a mistake.
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 2:04:25 PM
#11
It's time to pull the plug on anime.
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TopicDating site girls: "I don't like to talk about myself."
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 2:01:43 PM
#6
TC: NEXT!
Girl: *Was never going to swipe right on him anyway*
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TopicI'm still amazed that Bernie is running again
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 2:00:20 PM
#7
PsychicHippo posted...
Master_Bass posted...
You mean throwing the donations he receives away. Bernie isn't going to be poor if he loses.

But the rest of us will be! I'm pretty liberal but I just can't back this guy.

Imagine backing Hillary Clinton and NOT Bernie Sanders. Yikes.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicRemember when "Mumkey Jones" got banned from YouTube?
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 1:28:30 PM
#1
Didn't he have a successful channel, and then he shot himself in the foot so badly, he not only got demonetized, but banned?
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TopicDipshit on the freeway almost causing an accident just to get a battery jump
Orlando_Jordan
06/28/19 1:38:26 AM
#2
He should have had his hazard lights on.
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Topicis Orlando_Jordan the most "I'm not pathetic!" person on this board?
Orlando_Jordan
06/27/19 11:49:13 AM
#4
Imagine being so triggered by me, that you had to make this topic.
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Topicair force: beware of incels
Orlando_Jordan
06/27/19 11:43:53 AM
#10
XFD @ incels
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TopicThe perfect girl, but she cheats on you.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 10:54:42 PM
#21
Pogo_Marimo posted...

No, they are asking if you would still date them if everything else about them was perfect.

Exactly. How does CE not get this?
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TopicWhat if dogecoins make a comeback?
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 7:02:14 PM
#1
It would be wise to invest now while they're worthless before they're worth $500 apiece.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicLesson Learned: Don't. Discuss. Pay.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 6:17:10 PM
#72
The moral of the story is that employers are often unethical, shady, and don't care about their employees, so fuck them.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicLesson Learned: Don't. Discuss. Pay.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 6:04:49 PM
#68
HairyThotter posted...
WELP

Called and explained that it would sting too much working there knowing what I could've been making.

That's how you negotiate? Bringing your feelings into it? You need to learn how to play hardball.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicLesson Learned: Don't. Discuss. Pay.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 4:59:42 PM
#45
HairyThotter posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Keep it to yourself, always. Regardless if you think you can trust someone with the information.


You're absolutely right, and that is the lesson I learned today, in the hardest way possible... from a fried, no less.

This was about to be the offer of a life time for me, my chance to get a new car to replace my clunker and "move up" so to speak... I thought I was just being nice by telling my buddy... but again:

lesson. fucking. learned.

Okay, buddy. You actually could have just stood your ground instead of telling them you'd think about accepting a lesser offer.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicLesson Learned: Don't. Discuss. Pay.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 4:53:34 PM
#39
Hairistotle posted...
Like, what a fucking scum move. They can clearly afford to pay you that wage. They can probably afford to give your buddy a raise too.

Instead of raising him to be comparable to you, they dock you. The fuck, that's so upsetting

And he's going to accept to shit deal. The smart thing to do would be for him to decline the offer, and the friend to leave the company (without giving notice. Just fuck them over).
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicLesson Learned: Don't. Discuss. Pay.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 4:47:49 PM
#24
The Trent posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Awesome posted...
you have now quickly learned that your friend isnt who you think he is

It's also sad how people here are angry at the friend instead of the shitty employer.


expectations are low from an employer
you'd expect your friends not to screw shit up for you because they're jealous

Better accept the shit deal from a shady employer and take your anger out on your own friend, because there was definitely "nothing they could do" about lowering the offer they made (just to be petty).
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicLesson Learned: Don't. Discuss. Pay.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 4:44:44 PM
#19
Awesome posted...
you have now quickly learned that your friend isnt who you think he is

It's also sad how people here are angry at the friend instead of the shitty employer.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicLesson Learned: Don't. Discuss. Pay.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 4:42:50 PM
#13
HairyThotter posted...
and they were very understanding but said their hands were tied and there was nothing they could do.

Sure, there was "nothing they could do." Even though they literally were going to give you that pay.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicLesson Learned: Don't. Discuss. Pay.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 4:40:35 PM
#7
Where you fucked up is accepting the lower pay instead of walking away (or threatening to).
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TopicI will lose my Internet on Saturday!
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 4:28:55 PM
#4
Scotty_Rogers posted...
I can use the data on my mom's phone,

Scotty_Rogers posted...
Gotta grow up sometime.

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TopicYup, I'm no longer looking at porn that has real people in it.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 4:19:39 PM
#10
Scotty_Rogers posted...
2D > 3D all day fam!

Getting laid > Porn > Cartoon porn
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TopicWhat do you call an incel who takes a girl to Disneyland for a hug?
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 3:47:45 PM
#1
A Betamax
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Topiclmao, remember emo/scene kids?
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 3:28:32 PM
#4
Orosuke posted...
Scene girls were life tho

They all moved to Ohio and married trailer park dudes.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
Topiclmao, remember emo/scene kids?
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 3:21:56 PM
#1
Once Myspace died out, their subculture went down the drain with it.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicWhat do women call male feminists?
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 3:14:34 PM
#1
Besties.
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TopicA zoo is just a poor man's Jurassic Park.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 11:01:24 AM
#1
Debate me.
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TopicIt's hilarious when incels say "Even fat women only want Chad."
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 10:34:30 AM
#15
Feline_Heart posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Unite posted...
Fat women do want 8inch chads , incels arent wrong about that

Fat women want whatever guy they can get.

They can get most guys. If you look on Instagram, even fat girls have tons of dudes thirsting over them

lol, okay. I have to dodge fatties all the time.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicIt's hilarious when incels say "Even fat women only want Chad."
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 10:32:23 AM
#13
Unite posted...
Fat women do want 8inch chads , incels arent wrong about that

Fat women want whatever guy they can get.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicHow do you trim your fingernails?
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 3:25:00 AM
#3
With nail clippers like a human being.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicTinder is the most useless app
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 3:21:09 AM
#11
Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
Just had a nice makeout session with a girl I met off tinder last Friday.

Was she a BBW?


She was thickish. I guess borderline but her ass was crazy. She also had her own car we rode around the city and at the end I went for a kiss.

Are you carless?
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicThe perfect girl, but she cheats on you.
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 2:19:03 AM
#1
Would you accept?
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TopicThoughts on women who complain about unrealistic depictions of women in games?
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 2:13:38 AM
#29
Fam_Fam posted...
because women have these images pushed in literally everywhere (book, movies, tv, ads, video games, etc.). They are sick of it.

Men have it forced on them less.

Prove men have it forced on them less.
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TopicTinder is the most useless app
Orlando_Jordan
06/26/19 1:29:09 AM
#7
Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
Just had a nice makeout session with a girl I met off tinder last Friday.

Was she a BBW?
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TopicCoke can literally kill you.
Orlando_Jordan
06/25/19 5:29:13 PM
#6
YookaLaylee posted...
Is Pepsi lethal too?

If you have diabeetus.
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TopicCoke can literally kill you.
Orlando_Jordan
06/25/19 5:28:12 PM
#1
People mix it with fentanyl, a lethal poison. That "special occasion" could cost you your life. Stay far away.
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