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| Topic | Anyone else hate normies |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 9:56:10 PM #3 | Here's some normie music for you, TC.  --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Girls who sell used panties? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 9:55:22 PM #28 | Irony posted... Orlando_Jordan posted...solosnake posted...Would be hot to have your gf sell her dirty panties to strangers online He could abduct her. Who knows? The Internet is full of crazy people. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | A man wants you to bang his attractive wife. WYD? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 8:46:13 PM #1 | The wife wants it too, but only if the husband gets to watch. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Girls who sell used panties? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 9:31:14 AM #26 | solosnake posted... Would be hot to have your gf sell her dirty panties to strangers online Until some Melvin from the Internet who's obsessed with her tracks her down. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Girl gives her experience using OKCupid |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 9:10:40 AM #3 | This girl sounds like a bitch. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | The nicer a girl is to you, the more attracted she is. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 9:08:35 AM #13 | Daffadilio posted... If I like a guy, I roast him as much as possible.... >_> No, you don't. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | I missed out on young love. Never dated in high school or even college. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 2:39:16 AM #52 | Conflict posted... Orlando_Jordan posted...Hayame Zero posted...So go try dating now. I didn't get a girlfriend until I was 33. Were you gazing into the mirror while typing this? --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | The nicer a girl is to you, the more attracted she is. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 2:24:32 AM #9 | ZeroKelvin posted... The cute cashier at Starbucks is always nice to me and even laughs at my poor attempts at humor. She must be attracted to me so why wont she go out with me? I never said that in 2018. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Anyone on CE taking meds for anxiety? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 2:05:45 AM #3 | MabusIncarnate posted... Very small doses of kratom have helped me out immensely, and it's legal and easily obtainable in most states. Until boomers ban it. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | The nicer a girl is to you, the more attracted she is. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 1:23:05 AM #1 | Debate me. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | I missed out on young love. Never dated in high school or even college. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 1:16:48 AM #46 | Hayame Zero posted... So go try dating now. I didn't get a girlfriend until I was 33. lmao, how is this possible? --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | When Chad gets curved, he shrugs and stops caring. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/14/19 12:44:09 AM #12 | Gobstoppers12 posted... Do people say "gets curved" or is that this dude's gimmick alone? People say it. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | $3.50 but you have to impregnate every woman on earf |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 2:13:10 PM #10 | Hell no. There are some ugly women out there. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Incel goes to a dance on New Year's Eve. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 1:59:18 PM #19 | WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted... Shit. I've started down the rabbit hole that is this dudes videos. That poor girl has a heart of gold. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Incel goes to a dance on New Year's Eve. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 1:00:53 PM #13 | refmon posted... is he an incel or just a 30 year old virgin? Well, he's clearly not a virgin by choice. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | What's the fastest way you've seen someone fuck up their life? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 12:52:31 PM #22 | My friend almost destroyed his life with meth, but I told his dad. Now he just smokes weed. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Incel goes to a dance on New Year's Eve. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 12:50:07 PM #9 | soulunison2 posted... Thats my boy skippy you show him some respect Why does he deserve respect? He went to a dance, and changed his socks in front of everyone because it's his "tradition." A tradition that hasn't helped him in any way in 19 years. That's fucking weird. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Blowing on NES cartridges literally did nothing, and arguably made things worse |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 12:34:30 PM #8 | Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... If Nintendo wouldn't have lied about the efficacy of rubbing alcohol for the connecting pins we wouldn't have ever had blowing them out. Explain. Did Nintendo literally say NOT to use rubbing alcohol, but it was the best way to keep the cartridges clean and working? --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Incel goes to a dance on New Year's Eve. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 12:33:12 PM #6 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... "for mormons" Even they think he's a weirdo. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Do you think transpeople really were born in the wrong body? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 2:41:01 AM #1 | Or do they just want to be the opposite gender? Does it depend on the individual? I've been wondering this stuff today. Can any transpeople weigh in on this? --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Incel goes to a dance on New Year's Eve. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 12:51:35 AM #3 | Unsugarized_Foo posted... I like the topic name change. Now I understand Yes, "incel" is more attention-grabbing and trendy than "virgin." --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Incel goes to a dance on New Year's Eve. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 12:44:59 AM #1 |  I feel physical pain from this fat, awkward man drowning himself in cologne, talking to himself in the corner for 90% of the night, changing his socks in front of everyone, and acting like a weirdo to a woman who was actually nice enough to dance with him. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | How come moderations don't clear as fast if you dispute it? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/13/19 12:15:59 AM #3 | To punish you for daring to question the almighty GameFAQs moderators who are NEVER wrong. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | So women want 8 to 10 inch penis now? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 10:43:06 PM #25 | Umbreon posted... you can work prefectly fine with 4-5 inches. lmao --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | So women want 8 to 10 inch penis now? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 10:17:19 PM #14 | Lifehack: Become a dad, and your dick gets bigger. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | So women want 8 to 10 inch penis now? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 10:05:37 PM #8 | Women no longer have to settle for small ones. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | When Chad gets curved, he shrugs and stops caring. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 9:38:10 PM #6 | Frolex posted... When TC gets caught forgetting to switch to his alt, he says "I did that on purpose" What alt? --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | When Chad gets curved, he shrugs and stops caring. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 9:36:05 PM #3 | MedeaLysistrata posted... Orlando_Jordan posted...When an incel gets curved, he says "this is confirmation of every bad thing I think about myself! REEEE!" I'm not an incel. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | When Chad gets curved, he shrugs and stops caring. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 9:34:22 PM #1 | When an incel gets curved, he says "this is confirmation of every bad thing I think about myself! REEEE!" --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Imagine asking "How are you?" to someone... |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 9:18:54 PM #3 | WaterLink posted... Sounds like they should put the pussy on the chainwax lmao, I was thinking about that skit when making this topic. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Imagine asking "How are you?" to someone... |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 9:14:55 PM #1 | And then they're like "Life has been rough. My girlfriend left me, I lost my job, and I've been drinking every day. I don't know what to do, man." --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | At the bar by myself. Looking for girls. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 1:02:15 AM #10 | No_U_L7 posted... Forgettable posted...Maybe @No_U_L7 can give you some tips. At least tell him to talk to other bros, then maybe make a friend, then maybe work his way up to approaching the girls. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | $5000, but you must show up to work on LSD. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/12/19 1:01:07 AM #14 | IfGodCouldDie posted... Orlando_Jordan posted...IfGodCouldDie posted...But I have done it in the past at a retail job. Impressive. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | $5000, but you must show up to work on LSD. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 10:57:31 PM #7 | IfGodCouldDie posted... But I have done it in the past at a retail job. Were you undetected by your coworkers/managers? --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | $5000, but you must show up to work on LSD. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 10:51:55 PM #1 | You can't "microdose" as a loophole. It must be a standard amount. Would you do it? --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Driving back from a canceled Tool concert |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 10:15:44 PM #11 | Don't post on GameFAQs while driving. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | I swipe left more than I swipe right on Tinder. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 7:33:04 PM #1 | There are some real fat, ugly hoes on there. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | I decided to try out Tinder. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 6:58:35 PM #1 | I already have 17 matches. lmao, why do girls think it's attractive to post their six pack abs? Or them lifting weights? Or showing off their muscles? No guy thinks that's hot. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Imagine settling for a fat girl. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 6:43:24 PM #10 | Irony posted... Imagine being TC and not being with anyone because even fat girls reject him Tmaster148 posted... Orlando_Jordan posted...There are billions of women out there. Look at this projection. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Imagine settling for a fat girl. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 6:30:15 PM #4 | PikachuMaxwell posted... Imagine every guy having the same preferences. Imagine trying to convince yourself that you actually prefer big women. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Imagine settling for a fat girl. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 6:28:28 PM #1 | There are billions of women out there. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Has anybody here ever replaced their automatic transmission? |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 5:07:29 PM #3 | You mean replace the auto tranny with a manual tranny? --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Pizzeria Waiter returns 500k cashier's check to woman who failed to tip him. |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 2:21:28 PM #28 | MRA shows feminists who the morally superior one is. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Cocaine is a hell of a drug |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 2:42:40 AM #12 | Sage JJ posted... Where the cocaine lovers at? It's a beautiful Friday night Shut the fuck up. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | Fortnite is free, but kids are getting bullied into spending money |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 2:09:51 AM #15 | This seems like a South Park episode. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
| Topic | You can look at someone's appearance from a glass half full, or glass half empty |
| Orlando_Jordan 05/11/19 1:52:12 AM #1 | Perspective. Think about it. --- "All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus |
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