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TopicIncels complain so much when they live in a first world country.
Orlando_Jordan
08/26/19 2:38:41 PM
#1
Most of them have food to eat, a roof over their heads, and video games. But they still complain. Imagine living during the Great Depression, or during the dark ages, or when the US was just a couple of colonies with mostly men, and people died like crazy.
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TopicYou could hear a gnat fart when Trump suggested we use nukes to stop hurricanes
Orlando_Jordan
08/26/19 12:06:41 PM
#5
Nuclear fallout aside, WOULD it stop the hurricane?
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TopicDoes Dumb & Dumber hold up in 2019?
Orlando_Jordan
08/26/19 1:15:15 AM
#1
Is it worth a watch?
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Topicimagine joining the army, and being sent to invade Denmark
Orlando_Jordan
08/26/19 12:29:42 AM
#2
Imagine all the people.
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TopicSilent Hills would have been so great
Orlando_Jordan
08/26/19 12:29:26 AM
#2
When was the last time a Silent Hill game was great?
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TopicAfter listening to Billie Eilish for the first the time...
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 11:49:00 PM
#2
It took you this long to stop listening to top radio music?
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TopicLMAO! Driving around at ridiculous speeds throwing up gang signs!
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 11:30:18 PM
#9
electricbugs2 posted...
You seem upset.

Not upset, just perplexed.
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Topicwhy do millennials keep making anti-millennial topics
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 11:06:09 PM
#8
ProfessorKukui posted...
millenial tiny house hunters make me unreasonably angry.

"Oh this tiny house is too tiny for my 3 growing kids, my husband & 10 dogs"

Ffs Karen

Karen is not a millennial name.
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TopicTaylor Swift goes full FEMENIST on new album, alienating alt-right stooges
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 11:05:39 PM
#69
lilORANG posted...
There's a song about how being a man is easier.

I'm sure her perspective is very true and unbiased.
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TopicLMAO! Driving around at ridiculous speeds throwing up gang signs!
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 10:57:28 PM
#4
A grown ass man thinks hanging out with teenagers and behaving like a teenager makes him cool.
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Topicwhy do millennials keep making anti-millennial topics
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 9:45:38 PM
#3
A lot of millennial men voted for Hillary Clinton.
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Topicim 32 and i just used the oven for the first time in my life
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 9:44:31 PM
#13
There should be a movie about your life called "The Millennial."
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TopicWhat's the worst part about millennials?
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 9:38:48 PM
#1
I'd say how they don't know how to do anything without googling it.
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Topicim 32 and i just used the oven for the first time in my life
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 9:28:50 PM
#5
PsychicHippo posted...
That's ok. I'm 36 and had to google what an allen wrench was.

I have you tagged as "Likes Hillary Clinton a lot."
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TopicTinder has to be frustrating for women.
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 8:22:39 PM
#4
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
a job, a car, and a sense of fashion.

And meanwhile the average female needs to have: breathing
and she gets BILLIONS OF OFFERS

Nobody wants an incel who lives in his mom's basement to court them by taking them on a bus ride to McDonald's.
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TopicTinder has to be frustrating for women.
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 8:20:14 PM
#1
Think of how many incels wearing Call of Duty t-shirts they have to swipe left on before they finally find a half decent guy with a job, a car, and a sense of fashion.
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TopicThe Simpsons needs to end.
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 4:55:19 PM
#1
1990s style characters like Bart Simpson just don't work in the modern era.
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TopicWas Johnny Bravo an incel?
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 3:14:19 PM
#14
Lebronwon posted...
So much sexual harassment happened on that show.

Johnny: "Hey there, pretty mama."
You: "You can't talk to women that way!"
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TopicWas Johnny Bravo an incel?
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 3:07:38 PM
#10
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
incels usually give up and hate women as a result, blaming them for whatever.

he was just a normal dude. he kept trying. he didn't give up.

So he was the "unfuckable average man"?
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TopicWas Johnny Bravo an incel?
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 3:03:19 PM
#4
coh posted...
He looked like the quintessential Chad though.

Which just goes to show that women don't care as much about looks.

He also lived with his mom.
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TopicWas Johnny Bravo an incel?
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 2:58:37 PM
#1
I always rooted for him as a kid. But damn, the dude never scored.
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TopicRemember Mario Kart: Double Dash?
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 1:37:51 PM
#1
Me neither.
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Topic400lb, 5'4 Tennessee Girl makes 12,000 a YEAR by SLAPPING HER BELLY! Is She Hot?
Orlando_Jordan
08/25/19 12:59:12 PM
#21
Aloner posted...
@Orlando_Jordan

Incels can "get fat girls" even though dudes pay to deed to female boogie2988s?

Suuure...

The guys giving her money are likely perverted old men with a specific fetish.
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TopicDrinking time lads.
Orlando_Jordan
08/24/19 11:54:12 PM
#2
The Chad Modelo vs The Virgin IPA
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TopicThere should be a reality TV show where an incel must be roommates with a Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 4:28:18 PM
#3
inloveanddeath0 posted...
This gimmick is getting old

I try something different, and you guys complain. I go back to incels and Chads, and you guys complain.
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TopicThere should be a reality TV show where an incel must be roommates with a Chad.
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 4:26:24 PM
#1
Most of the show would be the incel crying in his room and the Chad bringing girls to his room.
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TopicI wish I was 18 again so I could get with a 25 year old woman.
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 3:33:54 PM
#3
Most 25 year old women don't want an 18 year old boy. This is why you never got to live your fantasy. Had you been born a girl, you could've been with a 25 year old man no problem.
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TopicWould you be in a relationship with a 40 year old woman?
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 2:53:27 PM
#1
If she was hypersexual?
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TopicWho was that dude who said "No taxation without representation"?
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 2:47:52 PM
#4
ForsakenHermit posted...
James Otis invented the phrase "Taxation without Representation is tyranny."

That dude must've had an IQ of about 150+.
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TopicWho was that dude who said "No taxation without representation"?
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 2:43:51 PM
#1
Anyone know?
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TopicWould you date an attractive black girl?
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 1:18:09 PM
#30
Also, feel free to post hot black girls ITT.
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TopicWould you date an attractive white girl?
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 1:12:48 PM
#2
I'll even sing that song like Terry Crews.
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TopicWould you date an attractive black girl?
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 1:10:09 PM
#23
mattnd2007 posted...
Yes.

I find women of other ethnicities more attractive than white women. The only lady I've ever had sex with was Korean. Wouldn't mind getting with a black or Hispanic lady.

XFD, you've only had sex with one woman?
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Topic40 year old women acting up drunk in public places is embarrassing
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 1:08:12 PM
#8
TC can't get a number from a drunk 40 year old woman.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicWould you date an attractive black girl?
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 1:07:07 PM
#20
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Tagged tc as possible racist

LOL, I'm black.
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TopicWould you date an attractive black girl?
Orlando_Jordan
08/23/19 12:37:01 PM
#1
If she was nice?
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TopicPorn is creating incels. Here's why.
Orlando_Jordan
08/22/19 5:16:48 PM
#1
Virgins watch porn and then fully expect to have sex with women just as hot.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicWtf my coworker left a fat binder ON TOP of my $500 blazer
Orlando_Jordan
08/22/19 3:50:28 PM
#46
No_U_L7 posted...
ApoorHollow posted...
If you are doing it right the sheets need a good washing afterwards


Explain to me why

Sweat, her getting wet, etc. Either your bed is fucking disgusting, you have sex with zero intensity, or both. Probably both.
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TopicWtf my coworker left a fat binder ON TOP of my $500 blazer
Orlando_Jordan
08/22/19 2:26:36 PM
#4
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, and it appeared to be a $50 blazer at most.
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TopicRemember when Stephen Colbert was actually funny?
Orlando_Jordan
08/22/19 1:36:42 PM
#17
The movie Idiocracy has come true. Stephen Colbert is proof.
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TopicDuncanwii is objectively alpha.
Orlando_Jordan
08/21/19 11:33:18 PM
#3
I would never underestimate this man's abilities. There's more to him than meets the eye.
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TopicDuncanwii is objectively alpha.
Orlando_Jordan
08/21/19 10:33:37 PM
#1
Unlike a lot of this board, he actually has a girl.
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TopicNobody is more educated in the field of incels than me.
Orlando_Jordan
08/21/19 10:28:46 PM
#8
coh posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
For example, what Elliot Rodger needed more than anything else was friendships. I could go into in-depth explanation if you disagree.

Go on. I'm curious.

The dude had no social circle, which would have helped his social skills (useful for getting girls) and possibly helped him meet a girl. Also, with no friends, he had no other perspectives other than his own egotistical and delusional one. He went into a downward spiral mental health-wise and had no one to say "wait a minute" when he started getting into the "I am a GOD and I will make you pay" stuff.
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TopicNobody is more educated in the field of incels than me.
Orlando_Jordan
08/21/19 10:20:34 PM
#4
Vol2tex posted...
Is it true that Elliot Rodger was a GameFAQs poster? I thought I saw someone claim that when it happened.

I've seen no evidence of this, but he did post on a bodybuilding forum where he was bullied.
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TopicNobody is more educated in the field of incels than me.
Orlando_Jordan
08/21/19 9:59:32 PM
#2
For example, what Elliot Rodger needed more than anything else was friendships. I could go into in-depth explanation if you disagree.
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"All I'm offering is the truth, nothing more."-Morpheus
TopicNobody is more educated in the field of incels than me.
Orlando_Jordan
08/21/19 9:56:21 PM
#1
I'm literally more qualified to solve the incel violence problem than anyone else. I should be getting paid for my expertise.
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TopicSo apparently a 4th Matrix film is going to be made
Orlando_Jordan
08/20/19 5:19:57 PM
#17
Isn't Laurence Fishburne fat now?
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TopicWhat's the difference between an incel and a Pick Up Artist?
Orlando_Jordan
08/20/19 5:18:37 PM
#15
Lordgold666 posted...
One gets laid, the other is angry hes incapable of doing so

They literally pretend to be "incapable." Even they know deep down they're full of shit.
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TopicWhat's the difference between an incel and a Pick Up Artist?
Orlando_Jordan
08/20/19 5:15:30 PM
#11
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
PUAs tend to sexually assault women as part of the strategy

I'm not saying this doesn't happen, but you sound like a male feminist who thinks approaching a woman is assault.
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TopicWhat's the difference between an incel and a Pick Up Artist?
Orlando_Jordan
08/20/19 5:09:05 PM
#8
Pick Up Artist: I'm a master of seduction.
Fat girl: Hi!
Pick Up Artist: Dear diary: Jackpot.
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