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TopicDo you think impeachment will backfire on the democrats?
NeoShadowhen
12/18/19 10:06:45 AM
#15
Iran posted...
No. Most Americans want impeachment.

That used to be the case. Now its debatable. The RCP average shows that more people do not favor impeachment/removal, and if you want to argue against that, you need to resort to the whole use this survey but not that survey.
TopicHave you ever been to a strip club?
NeoShadowhen
12/18/19 9:49:16 AM
#47
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
if all you can do is look, then id rather stay at home, get a glass of wine and watch porn honestly... lol

Yeah if your plan was to go alone then thats probably better, but Ive never been to a strip club alone. Its always with other people and Ive always had a blast.

Try not to think of it as going to a place that has strippers and also happens to be a bar. Think of it as going to a bar that also happens to have strippers.
TopicI finally got around to seeing that Black Mirror episode 'Striking Vipers'.
NeoShadowhen
12/18/19 9:44:55 AM
#9
MrMallard posted...
CE convinced me it was a modern classic, so I got my friend to watch it in his Netflix account. That shit was the most awkward hour+ of content I ever saw.

Thats hilarious. Hey man, I know we usually game right now but I heard about this awesome episode. We should watch it together...

TopicCE,do you have any cold fixers?
NeoShadowhen
12/17/19 11:51:13 PM
#8
You gotta do one of those nasal flushing things. Like a neti pot. But they also have squirt bottles which are easier. Use distilled water because Im not gonna have your death be on my conscience.
TopicPlease explain paying for porn.
NeoShadowhen
12/17/19 8:14:40 AM
#11
EffectAndCause posted...
I just feel like ive been able to find anything I can possibly want on streaming sites for free.

Thats certainly how most people are. Content with whatever scraps they are able to forage.
TopicYou can pick up Death Stranding and Star Wars for 24.99
NeoShadowhen
12/17/19 8:01:08 AM
#5
darkprince45 posted...
Too cheap

That would be my concern. Buying a used physical media disc is sketchy on the best of days. Having it be from redbox is worse. Who knows how many people have handled it.

EffectAndCause posted...
Still too expensive for Death Stranding.

Awwww, thats cute.
TopicPlease explain paying for porn.
NeoShadowhen
12/17/19 7:58:19 AM
#4
You could say the same thing about music. Do you say the same thing about music?
TopicIm a die a legend
NeoShadowhen
12/17/19 7:51:48 AM
#2
What is a die a legend?
TopicWould it be illegal to put something like the The Ring video on Youtube?
NeoShadowhen
12/16/19 8:05:33 PM
#7
It would never go to trial. They would love to get their hands on something like that. Gotta beat those dastardly ruskies to the punch, after all. Nah. Youd be a lab rat the rest of your life. No trial necessary.
TopicAny tips for buying D&D dice?
NeoShadowhen
12/16/19 7:58:50 PM
#6
There are dice companies that advertise how well balanced their dice are, but Ive never bothered.

Buying a single set will lead to disappointment because superstition will dictate that you believe the dice you picked are garbage.

i usually buy the big ass bags of random dice. I then roll the fuck out of them, find the ones that feel lucky and put out good results.

I usually roll them all at the beginning of a session to see which ones are hot.

On an objective level, none of this matters.

Superstition will still occur. I have a pink speckled d20 that only comes out in the most dire circumstances. Overuse it at your peril. It giveth and it taketh away. Sometimes other people at the table will call for it. It has a whole mythology.
TopicThat kid that got fucked up for wearing a MAGA hat? turns out he was lying
NeoShadowhen
12/16/19 4:25:33 PM
#20
I keep seeing the claim that the superintendent confirmed that he called them the n word, but I havent seen the source on that. Anyone else?

The superintendent certainly did make the claim that it wasnt political though.

ZMythos posted...
Talk shit get hit.


Ahh, the mantra of the perpetually imprisoned. You should say some nonsense about fighting words next.
TopicScenario: You're eating out when you're asked to move table by a group of men.
NeoShadowhen
12/16/19 2:17:03 PM
#5
UnfairRepresent posted...
but why?

So shell be temporary debilitated. It will ensure your escape. It will also likely catch the brigands off guard.

Nobody eats off my plate.
TopicI need gift ideas for the wife....
NeoShadowhen
12/15/19 9:04:08 AM
#5
Cut off dick
TopicInloveanddeath got too drunk to make the thread LET'S DRINK 11
NeoShadowhen
12/14/19 11:22:19 PM
#220
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Coors is the only cheap beer I can drink. It still taste like ass.

Same. Except I love it. Drank 64 ounces of this swill, and shoved down some pan fried ground beef that has been frozen for, Im guessing, four years. Got to finish the bedtime ritual, then its back to Its always sunny in Philadelphia.
TopicI don't believe in Kwanzaa.
NeoShadowhen
12/14/19 9:56:25 PM
#14
Dreepapult posted...
I don't really know what Kwanzaa is about

But the name makes me think of Kazaa. That knock off of Napster


That one had video. Girlfriend saw some embarrassing downloads in progress on that. Whatever. She still married me.
TopicA cruise ship in Oakland could house the homeless. Well some of them at least.
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 10:01:00 PM
#12
gamer167 posted...
Are we talking about homeless like a single mother of two who fell behind on her payments and got evicted? Or are we talking homeless like that mentally ill drug addict down the street who talks to himself and shits on the sidewalk and has put zero effort into ever improving his situation?


It would have to be for the people in the first example, and in order to make it even remotely safe for them there would have to be oversight to a degree that would guarantee that the second type, and most others, wouldnt take advantage of it.

At the end of the day, I say do it, but dont expect it to make a noticeable effect on the homeless
problem.
TopicYou fund 1, 000,000$ in a briefcase.
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 9:56:56 PM
#13
Doe posted...
I've seen nearly every Coen Brothers film so I KNOW this will kill me

Whoever is willing to kill you to get it back would probably be just as likely to kill you for seeing it at all.

Finding something like that would be a very bad day.
TopicA cruise ship in Oakland could house the homeless. Well some of them at least.
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 9:53:20 PM
#7
If only the homeless problem could be solved by finding a physical location to house them in. Its much more complicated than that.
TopicI got a back massage from a topless girl and sucked on a titty last night
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 9:51:14 PM
#22
And youre posting about it here. Any cool points you may have racked up with Odin are gone because of that.

Be cool, damnit.
TopicDo you speed?
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 9:48:41 PM
#7
I vary between malicious compliance and 10% above the speed limit.
TopicDamn we've gone from movies no one wants to shows no one wants
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 5:23:51 PM
#3
Ive only been mildly paying attention.

Who?
TopicI'm still getting ants in December
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 5:05:55 PM
#3
You probably have a queen living inside. Year round ants for you.

TopicYesterday my 7-year-old told me Fortnite sucks
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 2:12:55 PM
#10
Man, I wouldnt let my seven year old talk to me with that kind of language.

Back up your argument with specific points or keep your damn opinion to yourself.
TopicAbout to play DnD for the first time. Any tips, advice, things I should know?
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 2:05:27 PM
#19
@Ozovzk

Yo, how did it go?
TopicWhich one of my watches do you like more?
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 1:58:24 PM
#7
No_U_L7 posted...
On the 11th, because I like watches

So you took a picture of two watches next to each other and just sat on it for a day?
TopicWhich one of my watches do you like more?
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 1:55:04 PM
#5
When did you take this picture, and why?
TopicYe: Greta Thunberg walks up to you and says you need to do your part.
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 12:56:44 PM
#39
I am. Im boycotting China.
TopicWalking on the sidewalk yesterday and a woman saw me and crossed the street
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 11:55:28 AM
#3
Hey. Its better to trust your instincts than to be thrust into a bad situation because you dont want to appear a certain way.

She doesnt know you, dude.
TopicI don't believe white privilege exists
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 11:52:09 AM
#20
These topics are always so vague. Give examples to support your arguments. This is basic shit, people.

Teenman posted...
I have to agree. Its more of a social status privilege. If your born into lower social standings your going to have a harder time than those born into a higher one in most situations.

Yeah, but people in higher social standings like to distract people away from this idea. Its much better to have the commoners fighting amongst themselves than uniting against the wealthy.
TopicHelp me come up with a hilarious white elephant gift.
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 11:32:34 AM
#10
One time I had to do one of those holiday gift things where people unwrap random presents and people can steal them and shit. The gift I brought was 100 pens. A bunch of different kinds. I thought it was pretty nifty but apparently nobody was too big on the idea of never needing a pen again.

This year I just brought a bottle of whisky.

Is it anonymous or will it be obvious who brought what?
TopicMy coworker gave me a handmade leather key fob he picked up in Africa
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 10:04:43 AM
#9
SSJGrimReaper posted...
i see a heart shape on it

he wants the D

Those shapes are actually meant to represent testicles.

TopicShould I continue with Persona 5 or just wait for the Royal version?
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 9:49:56 AM
#5
Why would you pay twice for a game that youve only managed to play for five hours in the two and a half years its been out?
TopicQuinnipiac Poll reveals that 51% of registered voters disapprove of Impeachment
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 9:46:52 AM
#11
The RCP average puts it at 46.5 in favor of removal and 46.5 opposed.
TopicI'm having some issues with my girlfriend of 6 months. Can I get some advice??
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 12:59:30 AM
#16
gunplagirl posted...
This, I've seen it before somewhere

I think I saw it on reddit.
TopicHave you used a bidet before?
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 12:51:29 AM
#4
I installed one on my favorite throne. Its fantastic. You dont realize how unclean you are until you use one.
Topicis it possible to be a Republican in 2019 and not hate black people?
NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 12:32:10 AM
#46
ayane225 posted...
I am from Alabama. Prove me wrong.

How the hell are you from Alabama and not realize that not all republicans hate black people?

Where in Alabama?

Im about to declare shenanigans.
TopicShe catches you looking at her legs and says "hey"
NeoShadowhen
12/11/19 9:31:04 PM
#3
Obviously I say hey.
TopicPopular adult website shares its console traffic for 2019
NeoShadowhen
12/11/19 9:22:39 PM
#20
ClunkerSlim posted...
So that confirms that XBox users get laid more? They don't look as hard up.

I mean, probably. Its kind of the system for the normal people.

Caelthus posted...
Who the hell is using 3DS for literal porn? Like...good god.

Children, of course. Although I might try it tonight just for the giggles. Ill have to charge it of course. Probably havent used it in a year.
TopicPopular adult website shares its console traffic for 2019
NeoShadowhen
12/11/19 6:48:03 PM
#15
AlisLandale posted...
I want to see popular search terms for each console lol

Now thats some damn data I want to see. I would hire you on the spot.
TopicAbout to play DnD for the first time. Any tips, advice, things I should know?
NeoShadowhen
12/11/19 6:39:17 PM
#6
Also, you dont need to know every rule and mechanic in the game, but you should try to get a handle on your own character and what they can do.

As mentioned above, theres a lot of rules involved, so theres going to be a learning curve. Most likely theyll be friendly and helpful about it though. Tabletop gamers are some of the best people, with very few exceptions.

I assume youre playing fifth edition so theres very little actual game advice I can give. My group is a bunch of nerds so we play pathfinder for the most part. Although I did play a bard for several years. It was fun, and it became a lot more satisfying when I started looking at the accomplishments of those that Im aiding as my own accomplishments. You can also get away with being a bit more over the top as a bard. People generally expect that.
TopicPopular adult website shares its console traffic for 2019
NeoShadowhen
12/11/19 6:23:00 PM
#4
Gamerguymass posted...
I said the same thing last year, but I still don't understand why the fuck people look at porn on their game consoles.

Playstation and Xbox I can see.

The ds is weird. Thats most likely minors.
TopicIt's weird how Endgame completely glosses over... (spoilers I guess?)
NeoShadowhen
12/11/19 5:58:08 PM
#11
Oh he was all kinds of weepy about it. Even tried to sacrifice himself with the old how can I go on with what Ive done shit.

I dont see any issue with what he did. World had its hands full. Nice to have someone step up and take out the trash.

Its a marvel movie, man. Youre putting too much thought into it.
TopicOne of the new Ghostbusters is a girl...
NeoShadowhen
12/11/19 5:51:48 PM
#17
AceMos posted...
yes by changing the tone from comedy to serious its respecting the original

and by making it about junior ghost busters its respecting the original

AceMos posted...
yes by changing the tone from comedy to serious its respecting the original

and by making it about junior ghost busters its respecting the original

There is nothing to suggest they are altering the genre outside of the trailer. Have you looked into it at all?

The kids trope might be a bit tired, its also pretty blatant with the inclusion of the stranger things kid, but theres no reason to write it off yet.
TopicA child delivered my package. Should I report it?
NeoShadowhen
12/11/19 5:05:33 PM
#91
Cleo_II posted...
Both my husband and I grew up poor and my mom raised me and my two siblings as a single parent. My husband went without eating.

That doesnt mean we cant be concerned about a kid doing what he shouldnt do. Have you ever thought that maybe we see ourselves in them?

So kindly stfu

I wont stfu, but I do apologize. I got a little heated and you didnt deserve that as far as I know.

I deal with people who are really struggling every day and its easy to see how some people might resort to this, and getting them fired would only make things worse for the kid. And anyone saying how the kid would be better off in the system is infuriatingly naive.

Honestly, this is the most likely scenario:

Tropicalwood posted...
Sure the child isn't the neighbor's and your package was sent to the wrong house so they sent Timmy.

Are you able to rule that out? Because if not, well, thats the end of it.

TopicA child delivered my package. Should I report it?
NeoShadowhen
12/11/19 4:39:07 PM
#77
Yeah, report them. Fuck those people struggling to make ends meet.

Fucking over privileged busy bodies. Leave the working poor alone and go back to your rich people shit. And get a hobby.
TopicWhy is racism more prevalent today than it was in the 90s?
NeoShadowhen
12/10/19 10:51:52 PM
#44
Click based media led to outrage culture. The existence of racism is more profitable than ever.
TopicWhat was stopping the Emperor from just force pushing Luke off the edge?
NeoShadowhen
12/09/19 9:34:06 PM
#5
He was trying to break him, not kill him.
Topicwhat modern day internet trend can you still not believe ppl get money for?
NeoShadowhen
12/08/19 1:30:04 PM
#53
TheMikh posted...
eh, i can understand the appeal of it; some people are legitimately entertaining playing games with commentary

and for small streams, it's a chill way to shoot the **** with friends online

Yeah, there are a couple streamers who put on wildly good shows. I prefer streamers that are knowledgeable and go on rants about things, have quality conversations with their chat and preferably do something else like help expose people to good music.

However, for people who have never hung out with people while playing a game (which isnt multiplayer that they are participating in) and never saw the appeal of chat rooms, I can see why they dont understand others enjoying it.
TopicGhislaine Maxwell woman at center of Epstein scandal has been missing for months
NeoShadowhen
12/08/19 2:35:51 AM
#5
Dont worry. There was that picture not too long ago. It was photoshopped to look recent for completely non strange reasons.

Unknown5uspect posted...
I hope she doesn't end up being found dead.

She wont be. She wont be found at all.
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