Current Events > You fund 1, 000,000$ in a briefcase.

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God_Of_Entirety
12/12/19 9:39:20 PM
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Select one


What do you do..

I
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Sexypwnstar
12/12/19 9:40:11 PM
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I take it, I funded it so it's mine.

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Abiz_
12/12/19 9:41:17 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
I take it, I funded it so it's mine.

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Dark_SilverX
12/12/19 9:41:47 PM
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Let Trump know.

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Guide
12/12/19 9:41:56 PM
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I take it and stuff it in my hoodie. Then keep walking. Just... Just keep walking.

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Iodine
12/12/19 9:41:58 PM
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Leave it there. This screams set-up.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/12/19 9:42:56 PM
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Fill it with IOU's.

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Doe
12/12/19 9:42:57 PM
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I've seen nearly every Coen Brothers film so I KNOW this will kill me

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Shotgunnova
12/12/19 9:49:08 PM
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D.B. Cooper is my spirit animal.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/12/19 9:52:59 PM
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Iodine posted...
Leave it there. This screams set-up.

This. Maybe if it was like shoved in the middle of some random woods I was walking in

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TheVipaGTS
12/12/19 9:54:31 PM
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Technically its a felony to take and keep that much even if you just randomly found it. if you keep it you'd have to be really subtle about how you spend it.

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NeoShadowhen
12/12/19 9:56:56 PM
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Doe posted...
I've seen nearly every Coen Brothers film so I KNOW this will kill me

Whoever is willing to kill you to get it back would probably be just as likely to kill you for seeing it at all.

Finding something like that would be a very bad day.
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/12/19 9:58:51 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Fill it with IOU's.
The only reasonable answer. Just make sure they hold onto them.

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TheMikh
12/12/19 9:58:58 PM
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report it to the owner if any information is provided

otherwise, on the fence between calling the police or leaving it as is - i don't want it to be stolen but i also don't want to get framed for some dumb ****

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konokonohamaru
12/12/19 9:59:17 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
I take it, I funded it so it's mine.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/12/19 10:00:07 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Whoever is willing to kill you to get it back would probably be just as likely to kill you for seeing it at all.

Finding something like that would be a very bad day.

I'd just act like I wasn't right in the head. Once I seen it, Id look past it, pick up a rock and put it on my mouth. Then walk away while staring into the sun.

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GallisOTK
12/12/19 10:01:47 PM
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I pocket a small, barely noticeable fraction of it (like a thousand or maybe less) and then take the rest to the police to return it to whoever lost it.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/12/19 10:10:29 PM
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GallisOTK posted...
I pocket a small, barely noticeable fraction of it (like a thousand or maybe less) and then take the rest to the police to return it to whoever lost it.

Hey, this is that million dollars we were looking for....but oddly, a little bit is missing.

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gguirao
12/15/19 2:18:20 AM
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Turn it in to the police.

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Mistere Man
12/15/19 2:22:11 AM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
I take it, I funded it so it's mine.
That

if you mean found turn it into the police. May not even know it has money in it as I dont open others stuff normally.

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God_Of_Entirety
12/15/19 2:23:37 AM
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You do know how much money is in there because it's part of the topic stipulation
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Mistere Man
12/15/19 3:01:49 AM
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God_Of_Entirety posted...
You do know how much money is in there because it's part of the topic stipulation
Well if I fund it yeah I would, but if I find a briefcase I probably wouldnt have opened it, but still even knowing what is in it I call the police to come claim it.

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