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OfDustandBone 12/12/19 11:22:31 AM #1:	As of now, this is what I'm getting: a nice gift basket filled with a bottle of grape MD20/20 (Mad Dog), a can of spray cheese, and a box of Saltines. It's a jab at the hoity-toity high class people that will be at this party, and I don't care if no one likes it. It's solely for my own entertainment. If anyone can come up with an even better idea in this thread, I'll use their idea instead. Go! <cite>OfDustandBone posted [p:931470439] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>As of now, this is what I'm getting: a nice gift basket filled with a bottle of grape MD20/20 (Mad Dog), a can of spray cheese, and a box of Saltines. It's a jab at the hoity-toity high class people that will be at this party, and I don't care if no one likes it. It's solely for my own entertainment. If anyone can come up with an even better idea in this thread, I'll use their idea instead. Go! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpenlyGator 12/12/19 11:26:04 AM #2:	Help me come up with a hilarious white elephant gift. used underwear --- The funny thing about telling others to take the high road is how often it's hypocritical advice. http://tryimg.com/8/2017/06/28/IdSqD.png <cite>OpenlyGator posted [p:931470589] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote><quote>Help me come up with a hilarious white elephant gift.</quote>used underwear </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 12/12/19 11:26:22 AM #3:	A literal white elephant. --- https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 https://imgur.com/ZkQRDsR - https://imgur.com/2x2gtgP <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:931470607] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>A literal white elephant.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RE_expert44 12/12/19 11:26:57 AM #4:	a damn daniel fidget spinner --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1074-resident-evil-past-present-and-future It's Thinking... <cite>RE_expert44 posted [p:931470630] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>a damn daniel fidget spinner </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OfDustandBone 12/12/19 11:27:03 AM #5:	OpenlyGator posted... used underwear That's great. The only catch is I HAVE to spend money. If it didn't have to cost anything, I'd have 1,000 hilarious ideas. <cite>OfDustandBone posted [p:931470634] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>OpenlyGator posted... </cite> <quote>used underwear</quote> That's great. The only catch is I HAVE to spend money. If it didn't have to cost anything, I'd have 1,000 hilarious ideas. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 12/12/19 11:27:14 AM #6:	dildo --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:931470647] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>dildo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OfDustandBone 12/12/19 11:30:57 AM #8:	HylianFox posted... dildo I thought of stuff like that, but it needs to not be super risque. I work with some people who would crack up over that, but some who would be offended. <cite>OfDustandBone posted [p:931470802] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>dildo</quote> I thought of stuff like that, but it needs to not be super risque. I work with some people who would crack up over that, but some who would be offended. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OfDustandBone 12/12/19 11:31:31 AM #9:	JustMyOpinion posted... For the White Elephant tomorrow I bought a book called Oh The Meetings You'll Go To. I just saw that! The Dr. Seuss spoof, right? It looks hilarious. <cite>OfDustandBone posted [p:931470821] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>JustMyOpinion posted... </cite> <quote>For the White Elephant tomorrow I bought a book called Oh The Meetings You'll Go To.</quote> I just saw that! The Dr. Seuss spoof, right? It looks hilarious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 12/12/19 11:32:34 AM #10:	One time I had to do one of those holiday gift things where people unwrap random presents and people can steal them and shit. The gift I brought was 100 pens. A bunch of different kinds. I thought it was pretty nifty but apparently nobody was too big on the idea of never needing a pen again. This year I just brought a bottle of whisky. Is it anonymous or will it be obvious who brought what? <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:931470858] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>One time I had to do one of those holiday gift things where people unwrap random presents and people can steal them and shit. The gift I brought was 100 pens. A bunch of different kinds. I thought it was pretty nifty but apparently nobody was too big on the idea of never needing a pen again. This year I just brought a bottle of whisky. Is it anonymous or will it be obvious who brought what? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/12/19 11:34:18 AM #12:	A bottle of Poo-Pourri Its that stuff you spray on the toilet water before you shit to keep the smell from getting out in a public place It fits into the theme of "your shit don't stink" that you are aiming for --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:931470939] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>A bottle of Poo-Pourri Its that stuff you spray on the toilet water before you shit to keep the smell from getting out in a public place It fits into the theme of "your shit don't stink" that you are aiming for </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OfDustandBone 12/12/19 11:40:51 AM #13:	NeoShadowhen posted... One time I had to do one of those holiday gift things where people unwrap random presents and people can steal them and shit. The gift I brought was 100 pens. A bunch of different kinds. I thought it was pretty nifty but apparently nobody was too big on the idea of never needing a pen again. This year I just brought a bottle of whisky. Is it anonymous or will it be obvious who brought what? Anonymous... until I lose my shit when someone opens my gift. Lol. <cite>OfDustandBone posted [p:931471212] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>NeoShadowhen posted... </cite> <quote>One time I had to do one of those holiday gift things where people unwrap random presents and people can steal them and shit. The gift I brought was 100 pens. A bunch of different kinds. I thought it was pretty nifty but apparently nobody was too big on the idea of never needing a pen again. This year I just brought a bottle of whisky. Is it anonymous or will it be obvious who brought what?</quote> Anonymous... until I lose my shit when someone opens my gift. Lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OfDustandBone 12/12/19 11:42:12 AM #14:	I like the whisky idea, honestly. I'd get a bottom shelf bottle of bourbon in a plastic bottle and then like a pack of the shittiest cheap cigars I could find. Same idea as the wine but sort of man-geared. Too bad this party is like 95% women. <cite>OfDustandBone posted [p:931471282] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>I like the whisky idea, honestly. I'd get a bottom shelf bottle of bourbon in a plastic bottle and then like a pack of the shittiest cheap cigars I could find. Same idea as the wine but sort of man-geared. Too bad this party is like 95% women. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hummer 2 12/12/19 11:52:32 AM #15:	OfDustandBone posted... I like the whisky idea, honestly. I'd get a bottom shelf bottle of bourbon in a plastic bottle and then like a pack of the shittiest cheap cigars I could find. Same idea as the wine but sort of man-geared. Too bad this party is like 95% women. HylianFox posted... dildo <cite>Hummer 2 posted [p:931471715] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>OfDustandBone posted... </cite> <quote>I like the whisky idea, honestly. I'd get a bottom shelf bottle of bourbon in a plastic bottle and then like a pack of the shittiest cheap cigars I could find. Same idea as the wine but sort of man-geared. Too bad this party is like 95% women.</quote> HylianFox posted... </cite> <quote>dildo</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 12/12/19 11:55:24 AM #16:	Go to FYE then get a bunch of copies of the exact same shitty move from the $2 bargain bin until you hit the price limit. Leave the price tags on the movies --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:931471835] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>Go to FYE then get a bunch of copies of the exact same shitty move from the $2 bargain bin until you hit the price limit. Leave the price tags on the movies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 12/12/19 11:56:28 AM #17:	cram it all in one of those fanny packs that looks like a hairy stomach. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:931471865] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>cram it all in one of those fanny packs that looks like a hairy stomach. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OfDustandBone 12/12/19 11:56:35 AM #18:	DarkChozoGhost posted... Go to FYE then get a bunch of copies of the exact same shitty move from the $2 bargain bin until you hit the price limit. Leave the price tags on the movies That's what I'm talking about. You get it. Something like a lesser known Adam Sandler comedy from after his career tanked. <cite>OfDustandBone posted [p:931471871] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>DarkChozoGhost posted... </cite> <quote>Go to FYE then get a bunch of copies of the exact same shitty move from the $2 bargain bin until you hit the price limit. Leave the price tags on the movies</quote> That's what I'm talking about. You get it. Something like a lesser known Adam Sandler comedy from after his career tanked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 12/12/19 11:58:21 AM #19:	I did it with a bunch of copies of Fred Claus that came with a shitty Christmas ornament. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:931471954] in Help me co... [t:78248481]...</cite> <quote>I did it with a bunch of copies of Fred Claus that came with a shitty Christmas ornament. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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