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Yes, for a couple people's birthdays and things when I was in my early twenties.

Yes, in Mexico, got stopped by a bunch of Mexican cops who were in the street looking for drugs, YOLO.

ArchiePeck posted...

Yes, for a couple people's birthdays and things when I was in my early twenties.

did you like it? think it was worth the money?

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Smallville posted...

did you like it? think it was worth the money?

It was a fun novelty for a load of college age guys thinking we were cool and dishing out money like we were in Goodfellas or something. Now that I'm older and actually married and have a sex life, not remotely worth the money LOL

I never understood strip clubs. Why would you go there to give yourself blue balls

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Cobra1010 posted...

I never understood strip clubs. Why would you go there to give yourself blue balls

yeah maybe porn is better

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Cobra1010 posted...

I never understood strip clubs. Why would you go there to give yourself blue balls

There aren't many instances in life where you're likely going to see multiple women tease and wind up naked in front of you. It's a fun novelty as a thing to experience at least once.

Cobra1010 posted...

I never understood strip clubs. Why would you go there to give yourself blue balls

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A couple of times

Cobra1010 posted...

I never understood strip clubs. Why would you go there to give yourself blue balls

It's mostly for the experience than the sexual gratification


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Quite a few times, yup, and its always a great time.

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I went one time with a friend.
Little did I know, that night they were hosting a "Miss BBW Contest"
Fully nude.
Tits and rolls were flying everywhere.
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No, and I don't want to.

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Cobra1010 posted...

I never understood strip clubs. Why would you go there to give yourself blue balls

Not always. Depends on the club

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Cobra1010 posted...

I never understood strip clubs. Why would you go there to give yourself blue balls

Me personally, I think being teased is awesome.

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Once. It was meh.

been dragged to them twice by friends (guys and girls alike)

not personally fond of them otherwise, and i'd be perfectly fine never setting foot in one again

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TheMikh posted...

been dragged to them twice by friends (guys and girls alike)

not personally fond of them otherwise, and i'd be perfectly fine never setting foot in one again

why would a (straight) girl want to go? it's so odd. Imagine your bro being like "dude, let's go see some dicks"

Yeah. Got a private dance and got pulled on stage for my birthday. Only time I ever went. I wasn't drinking, so I I was kind of anxious about all of it. But Im glad I got the memory and experience.

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Im not gonna pay for blue balls. Plain and simple.

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lww99 posted...

Im not gonna pay for blue balls. Plain and simple.

What if someone paid your way?

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

What if someone paid your way?

You'd still be better off getting a escort.

Where's the "I danced at one" option?

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Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, at the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, at the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where you cant touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar
Where Christmas is nice, and lap dances are half price, at the nudie bar.
Where you drink down the shooters, and unwrap the hooters, at the nudie bar.
Where eggnogs are plenty, and the girls all twenty, at the nudie bar.
Where a bucks enough to see their stuff, at the nudie bar.
Where the breasts may be fake but man do they shake, at the nudie bar.
Where you swear like a sailor, and wish you could nail her, at the nudie bar.
Where the cops are at the door, and theres a Kennedy on the floor, at the nudie bar.

Tsukasa1891 posted...

You'd still be better off getting a escort.

Truthpaste

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Cobra1010 posted...

I never understood strip clubs. Why would you go there to give yourself blue balls

It's just fun to drink and see some boobs and flirt with the chicks. If you get aroused to the point where you get blue balls at a strip club, that would be kinda weird.

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Yes, both male and female ones.

Tsukasa1891 posted...

You'd still be better off getting a escort.

solves the issue, might have a great time or a crappy experience. only time will tell.
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Cleo_II posted...

Yes, both male and female ones.

how'd you end in the one with female dancers? It's always intrigued me (straight girls going there)

blablablax17 posted...

I went one time with a friend.
Little did I know, that night they were hosting a "Miss BBW Contest"
Fully nude.
Tits and rolls were flying everywhere.

Oh Lawd.

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Grindcorp9000 posted...

Oh Lawd.

what is bbw?

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They can be the greatest places in the world and they can be dens of scum and villainy. All depends on where you're going.

Big, beautiful, women a.k.a very large women.

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no

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I did but it was pointless considering it was Mardi Gras and all I had to do was step outside to see free tits. Even better was the clothing optional pool at this reastaurant. Fully nude women, me smoking cigars in the pool and eating pizza and drinking. Great times.

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yes i've been to several. they're a fun little novelty but ultimately a waste of money. The experience is better if you go in knowing you're gonna throw money away. Just drink and enjoy the show. I'd highly recommend "in-home entertainment" for a bachelor party though.

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The guys leaving with blue balls either have never actually been or have no idea how to do strip clubs if thats the result.

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I went to one for my bachelor party. We went on a weeknight early and it was mostly empty so the strippers were down to just chill with you. We got a dance from a young Polish (or was she Dutch) chick who went to the local college. After her (pretty good) pole dance, she just hung out with us and played pool with us topless. We didn't spend all that much and just hung out and chatted for a while. We left once it started getting busier.

I couldn't imagine enjoying myself if the place were fuller, though. But that particular experience was great.

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oh yeah plenty of times when I was single and in my 20s. fun times.

too bad I cant go anymore since im married now but its always fun to reflect on those memories lol

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AzNDarkSamurai posted...

oh yeah plenty of times when I was single and in my 20s. fun times.

too bad I cant go anymore since im married now but its always fun to reflect on those memories lol

you can't go anymore? your wife will not let you do it?

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YokoGeri posted...

how'd you end in the one with female dancers? It's always intrigued me (straight girls going there)

Ive gone with my husband a couple of times. Got him a lap dance. Just a way to spice things up. Its been a few years since weve gone but we are planning to go again soon. Ive also been to a female one for my sisters bachelorette party. Shes straight but we were in Vegas and shes super shy about naked men so it was just a way to go and let loose and have fun. The dancers love it when women are there and they make it really engaging and entertaining.

if all you can do is look, then id rather stay at home, get a glass of wine and watch porn honestly... lol

ZevLoveDOOM posted...

if all you can do is look, then id rather stay at home, get a glass of wine and watch porn honestly... lol

Yeah if your plan was to go alone then thats probably better, but Ive never been to a strip club alone. Its always with other people and Ive always had a blast.

Try not to think of it as going to a place that has strippers and also happens to be a bar. Think of it as going to a bar that also happens to have strippers.

Once - friend's bachelor party. I don't see the appeal

A few times. I go with a friend of mine a lot and hold on to her credit cards. She blew like $200 one night that I didn't accompany her... so it's literally cheaper for her to hand me a twenty and pay for my cover lol.

I enjoy the show. I prefer crowded places that way the dancers don't home in on me. I've only gotten a lap dance once, but it was nice.

Once with a friend. It was ok, my buddy was trying hard to hit on one of the dancers but it was like watching the Hindenburg.

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