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electricbugs2 posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

You seem like an angry person.

Nah I just dislike garbage tier trolling. Put some effort in or shut the fuck up.

Yikes. And you are 27? I'm sorry.
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teepan95 posted...

Well this topic got derailed hard

It did. Sad.
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electricbugs2 posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Cool insult, bro. I'm gonna lose so much sleep over it.

Says the guy who called a 27 year old a boomer.

Another example of what a special Mensa Candidate you are.

You seem like an angry person.
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Cool insult, bro. I'm gonna lose so much sleep over it.
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electricbugs2 posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

No u.

Nope. Learn to read kid. Shut the fuck up.

Ok boomer.
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electricbugs2 posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Lol this is awesome

No it's terrible, shut up.

No u.
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electricbugs2 posted...

This is some garbage ass trolling by Jager, good lord.

Lol this is awesome
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AwesomeToTheMAX posted...

spikethedevil posted...

I marked him for trolling but as always the mods do fuck all about trolling.

You expect the mods to swiftly delete posts at five in the morning?

Sorry I spoiled your shitty troll story thing. I didn't think you guys were actually being serious with this bullshit.
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darkprince45 posted...

And I had the jump on them, bare minimum I would take out two of them. This same situation happened with a detective lately. He saw his neighbor actually getting robbed at gunpoint. It was 1v3. He shot two in the head, missed the third but he got shot in his stomach. One guy died, other survived and hes going through rehab

LMAO
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darkprince45 posted...

Oh ignored then I just realized theyre different

Lol good call, guy.
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spikethedevil posted...

I marked him for trolling but as always the mods do fuck all about trolling.

Lol calling out blatant lying is trolling now. Ok.
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darkprince45 posted...

Hes blocked now

Sorry you are a fake cop.
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darkprince45 posted...

Well now its obvious youre trolling. But to help you refine your shitty attempts

Ive already said in this topic the police is out with him. So youre using a point thats moot.

Also, if I really wanted to it would take 2 seconds to run downstairs and put a sign with your username lol

And lastly, several users here know me irl and would vouch thats me

Bad ass cop posting on Gamefaqs instead of doing his job. I'm sure you impressed all the kids.
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spikethedevil posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Cool thing you posted a door bell video that wasn't yours instead of calling the cops.

Fake ass liar.

He is a cop and he called them at least fucking read the topic youre trying to troll lol. And prove its not his. You made the accusation now prove it.

Fake. As. Fuck.
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OwlRammer posted...

darkprince45 posted...

https://imgur.com/a/I1rDfIg

Here you go. Were probably not gonna hear from him again because his life was just owned. But I can see my tunnel vision was real. I think theres actually 4 and one of them is wearing white

wow at like 10 seconds left what looks like a wraith zooms over to scare them off I can see why they ran off

They knew he was going to post it on Gamefaqs and got scared.
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Cool thing you posted a door bell video that wasn't yours instead of calling the cops.

Fake ass liar.
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darkprince45 posted...

I guess it did it for you huh?

Shotgun with slug rounds reaches a mighty far distance

Lol no. You are fake as fuck.
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darkprince45 posted...

https://imgur.com/a/I1rDfIg

Here you go. Were probably not gonna hear from him again because his life was just owned. But I can see my tunnel vision was real. I think theres actually 4 and one of them is wearing white

Lmao wtf
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spikethedevil posted...

So you cant believe that a cop in the US would have a gun? Every post Ive seen from Jager has been trolling so best to just ignore him and move on.

Lol keep crying.
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spikethedevil posted...

No youre not.

Yeah, you are. How hard it is it to find a single girl with no kids unless you're a loser in your 30s?
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Can I post this on r/thathappened?

I mean, the whole "I grabbed my shotgun" thing sold it for me.
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darkprince45 posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

This happened.

Ill post my ring video

Lol okay.
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This happened.
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St0rmFury posted...

So basically a man is considered to hit the jackpot if the single mother he's dating is completely fine if he's not down with the idea of taking care of her kid?

If you're a single guy with no kids and you are dating a single mom with multiple kids you are an idiot.
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Turtlebread posted...

Malfunction posted...

Extremely egregious use of 'meme' here

blame nerds

Nerds rise up
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KStateKing17 posted...

metallica846 posted...

You guys are too easy sometimes, my god.

After being on this site for half a decade I'm not quite sure about some of you.

It's not like any of these people have actually been in a relationship with a single mom.
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metallica846 posted...

You guys are too easy sometimes, my god.

That's what she said.
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I see OJ and he looks scared.
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KStateKing17 posted...

metallica846 posted...

Emotional child. Every time I see her kid, I think about the dad blowing his beans up in her guts while she begs for more and want the kid away from me asap.

That's just insecure

Or unstable. Holy shit.
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Paul Atreides used his voice as a weapon of choice.

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

I saw the first two seasons of Daredevil and parts were fantastic like the punisher stuff and his Zoro suit

But the black sky, the girl, electra and the cult were all awful

I couldn't keep watching

There's a reason why these trash shows were cancelled and it's not because of Disney.
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AlisLandale posted...

TIL I could have been a YouTube content creator if I just had some basics editing skills and recited Wikipedia articles.

...them sweet adbux coulda been miiiiiine!

Having a real job is a boomer thing.
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pegusus123456 posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

pegusus123456 posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Daredevil season 3 was trash other than Kingpin.

Netflix Marvel turned Frank Castle into a giant pussy.

And of course the screeching from SJWs that white character Iron Fist wasnt played by an Asian.

It was pretty shit regardless, even if it had an Asian actor, but maintained the same story, it still sucks.

It was. So was the dumb Defenders crossover where they did nothing but say Joss Whedon snark to each other.

They should have had the Beast be under that building.

Lol right? Or anything! Anything else other than what happened.

It would have just worked so much better. Like the Beast needs a vessel, but only specific people will work. They call those people Black Sky. Bam, that plot point isn't totally fucking useless.

They could've done some watered down Shadowland thing. Or anything. Anything would have been better.
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pegusus123456 posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Daredevil season 3 was trash other than Kingpin.

Netflix Marvel turned Frank Castle into a giant pussy.

And of course the screeching from SJWs that white character Iron Fist wasnt played by an Asian.

It was pretty shit regardless, even if it had an Asian actor, but maintained the same story, it still sucks.

It was. So was the dumb Defenders crossover where they did nothing but say Joss Whedon snark to each other.

They should have had the Beast be under that building.

Lol right? Or anything! Anything else other than what happened.

And how are you going to have Daredevil not once wear his costume and poor Bullseye get such a shit storyline.

No, let's turn the hot redhead from True Blood blonde and make her cry every episode.
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Ving_Rhames posted...

I miss the internet before meme culture took over and people had actual personalities, for better or worse, instead of just substituting a boring or annoying one for memes and shit.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Daredevil season 3 was trash other than Kingpin.

Netflix Marvel turned Frank Castle into a giant pussy.

And of course the screeching from SJWs that white character Iron Fist wasnt played by an Asian.

It was pretty shit regardless, even if it had an Asian actor, but maintained the same story, it still sucks.

It was. So was the dumb Defenders crossover where they did nothing but say Joss Whedon snark to each other.
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Scotty_Rogers posted...

No, really, the Internet has always been full of shitty people. It was just more niche in the past.

This is what Millennials believe.

Yeah, it was totally so much better in the days of Usenet. No, really, you can see on Google Groups' archives that it was always full of tools. What newsgroup you post on, boomer?

Lol I'm sorry you missed out on the 90s, kid.
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Daredevil season 3 was trash other than Kingpin.

Netflix Marvel turned Frank Castle into a giant pussy.

And of course the screeching from SJWs that white character Iron Fist wasnt played by an Asian.
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This website in particular was great from 1998 until 2003 when the GameSpot merger happened.
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Larry David has long balls and he did alright. Leon told me so.
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

No, really, the Internet has always been full of shitty people. It was just more niche in the past.

This is what Millennials believe.
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electricbugs2 posted...

Shadilay posted...

Is this her? She's 17? This makes no sense. How did she get those tattoos at that age?

Some places allow tattoos younger with parental consent.

And those people should not be parents, but sadly are.
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

It was still full of bitter nerds and trolls back then. Modern Internet just has more normal people.

Normal people that scream that everything is racist.
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SiO4 posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Get off vent or I'll have you bent.

Sounds painful.

I've got balls of steel.
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SiO4 posted...

The Internet was best when it was the home to nerds and pervs.

Get off vent or I'll have you bent.
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LightningAce11 posted...

He's very tired because Jasper wakes him up at 7 instead of 10.

Another one of his bullshit stories. Thank god he has no children.

"So, I has no idea an baby would cry this much (snort). Um, what am I supposed to do now? I kept shaking him until it got quiet. It's, um, Tevin's fault."

And then the top cheer gets to name his gouty kid.
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Chicken posted...

Normies ruined it.

I dont want to get into old internet nostalgia because I could talk about it all night but yes I miss the hell out of it. A wide open frontier where you could go out and endlessly explore and you never knew what youd find. Sometimes youd find meat spin.

And now every Normie that discovered the internet with a smart phone can vomit their worthless opinions and ruin memes.
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...

Man: Men arent in relationships to play step daddy and take care of your kids...

Reality: Hold my beer.

You cannot actually believe this.
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AirFresh posted...

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Angle. She is a size 6.

Daddy Issues 1 2 3
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Where are dem eyebrows at?
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