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TopicBrie Larson eyed to play a well-known Star Wars character.
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 6:26:20 AM
#83
More people care about Ashoka than boring ass Rose Tico.

"B-but Kelly Marie Tran's fake haraassing that no one can give a single shred of proof of!"

It's just Russian Bots.

Or just blame Orange Man. And the alt right. And incels. Or whatever white suburban kids think.

What happened to all those mass shootings for Joker?
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TopicMan wielding a brick breaks into David Schwimmer's (Ross) home
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 4:05:18 AM
#7
Larry David took it to another level over the ratio.
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TopicBrie Larson eyed to play a well-known Star Wars character.
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 4:02:50 AM
#71
Banjo2553 posted...
Jagermeister513 posted...
Banjo2553 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
YugiNoob posted...
HylianFox posted...
Ahsoka


who?

Yeah...They really need to say "well-known in the cartoon Star Wars character" or something, because I've never heard of this Ahsoka character.

Bad posts.

No like, I didn't know who Ahsoka was until this topic, and then after seeing her I was like "oh, her."

She appeared in Episode 3 and became a major character in the Clone Wars series right?

No, that's Shaak Ti.

Oh, right.

Ashoka was great though.
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TopicA threesome with two people who are related to each other
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 4:01:45 AM
#2
The Milton Twins worked out okay, right?

Oh...
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TopicBrie Larson eyed to play a well-known Star Wars character.
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 4:00:12 AM
#69
Banjo2553 posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
YugiNoob posted...
HylianFox posted...
Ahsoka


who?

Yeah...They really need to say "well-known in the cartoon Star Wars character" or something, because I've never heard of this Ahsoka character.

Bad posts.

No like, I didn't know who Ahsoka was until this topic, and then after seeing her I was like "oh, her."

She appeared in Episode 3 and became a major character in the Clone Wars series right?

No, that's Shaak Ti.
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TopicPizza Hut contemplating circle pizza boxes rather than squares.
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 3:50:44 AM
#22
Pizza Hut has been trash ever since they stopped being restaurants.
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Topic"shut your gen z ass up"
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 3:48:00 AM
#10
Ving_Rhames posted...
Gafemage posted...
Ving_Rhames posted...
Why does Gen Y seem to be the only ones that mostly stay out of the generation conflict bullshit?

You mean Gen X? Because millennials (gen Y) definitely get involved in that lol.


Agggghh, yeah, my bad

Wait, when did the cutoff happen?
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Topic"shut your gen z ass up"
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 3:42:07 AM
#8
Ving_Rhames posted...
Why does Gen Y seem to be the only ones that mostly stay out of the generation conflict bullshit?

Because we remember when social media was just AOL Instant Messaging. The only people we know with Facebook accounts are single moms.
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TopicI think that Whataburger is paying for this story. It can't be this newsworthy.
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 3:28:23 AM
#8
Whataburger, Weinerschitzel, and Taco Bueno are the only things I miss about Texas.
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TopicOh shit. Local nostalgia shop is selling dunkaroos and 3d dorritos
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 3:16:51 AM
#15
Reminds me of the dumb fuck kids that went nuts for the McDonalds Schezwan sauce that weren't even alive when Mulan came out.
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TopicBrie Larson eyed to play a well-known Star Wars character.
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 3:10:25 AM
#67
au_gold posted...
n2pmQoL

"I want to speak to your manager, Master Jedi."
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TopicDumbass and Dumber ass kicked OFF of Star Wars
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 2:59:24 AM
#17
Lol new Star Wars is trash.
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TopicWatching Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith for the first time
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 2:44:23 AM
#119


The original title for this was better, but it was "offensive".
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TopicDSPGaming General XI: JASPER JUST DID THAT! JASPER JUST DID THAT!
Jagermeister513
10/29/19 2:32:09 AM
#22
jpenny2 posted...
@Jagermeister513



Bad_Mojo posted...
Has he reached his goal yet?

Nope. But his mommy just bought him and Khet a bountiful Thanksgiving dinner from QVC. Because she works in retail and somehow has to work Thanksgiving Day and not Black Friday.

I guess all those gourmet feasts Khet was going to make for him when she moved into the Gout Fort have gone to the wayside. Just like Jasper that has mysteriously vanished from all streams.



I can't wait.
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TopicAdventure Time is coming back.
Jagermeister513
10/24/19 2:16:34 AM
#15
samurai bandit posted...
Jagermeister513 posted...
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
samurai bandit posted...
Why only on HBO Max?? =(

They're trying to appease the piracy gods by making an offering.

You get it for free at your parent's house so what do you care?


Lowqualitybait.jpg

Lol
How many times has Amok been suspended. And being a racist. Lol cry more.
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TopicAdventure Time is coming back.
Jagermeister513
10/24/19 2:11:56 AM
#13
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
samurai bandit posted...
Why only on HBO Max?? =(

They're trying to appease the piracy gods by making an offering.

You get it for free at your parent's house so what do you care?
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TopicIs there a rock paper scissors variation with memory?
Jagermeister513
10/24/19 2:10:07 AM
#7
Rock.
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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Jagermeister513
10/24/19 2:00:10 AM
#471
"I need that money again for something I won't talk about".

These reruns suck. Its always the same thing over and over.

But Khet plays the games he paid for?
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TopicJust finished watching the Shining
Jagermeister513
10/23/19 7:10:52 AM
#6
The book was better.

It's still a great movie tho.
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TopicMarvel and DC films are trash tier that cater to man children. C or D
Jagermeister513
10/23/19 6:56:24 AM
#14
Bass_X0 posted...
The actual comic books have far deeper writing than the movies based upon them.

People that don't read comics think Stan Lee created the X-Men as commentary on civil rights.
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Topicrate: Donald Trump's reading skills
Jagermeister513
10/23/19 6:54:52 AM
#4
Could be worse like the last guy that compared his imaginary son to a violent racist.
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TopicDo Chicken McNuggets count as a main or a side?
Jagermeister513
10/23/19 4:06:02 AM
#9
I miss dark meat McNuggets.
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TopicIf you think rock music is dead, how do you explain Parquet Courts?
Jagermeister513
10/23/19 4:04:26 AM
#4
Being on Ellen means you made it as a rock band.
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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Jagermeister513
10/23/19 3:58:26 AM
#458
jpenny2 posted...
Jagermeister513 posted...
Spooking posted...
jpenny2 posted...
Also, I award you 25 Penny Points for your post.

Lol - that reminds me of Harry Potter when the wizard awards arbitrary points.

Can I trade in Penne Points for Schrute Bucks?

What's the ratio of Penne Points to Schrute Bucks?

I'll trade you a pre used exercise bike used by a horse. Or I'll take some Stanley Nickels.
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TopicWatching Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi for the first time
Jagermeister513
10/23/19 3:36:40 AM
#124
Rose Taco is going to win the war by saving what she loves.

And if you don't like her, you're an evil alt right Trump supporting Russian Bot that hates minorities and women.
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Topicgirls actually like incels
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 6:42:27 AM
#5
Girls with daddy issues love abusive males. Next you'll tell me water is wet.
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TopicBan vape, but cigs are a-ok.
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 6:39:51 AM
#39
Stop smoking, morons.
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TopicYR: It turns out pro wrestling was real this whole time
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 6:37:51 AM
#22
dolomedes posted...
and then there was a ridiculous 70s pimp caricature - pimpin' ain't easy!

i appreciate it for what it is - often compared to a soap opera - but it's not my thing.

The Godfather was a better gimmick than Papa Shango, tho.
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TopicYR: It turns out pro wrestling was real this whole time
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 6:26:50 AM
#20
Dorfl_2 posted...
AlecSkorpio posted...
So who screwed Bret?

Bret screwed Bret.

I mean, this is canon.
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TopicDoes anyone else hate the cutesy baby talk on the internet?
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 5:31:30 AM
#7
They need therapy for the abuse they had as kids.

And the daddy issues.
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TopicWhere does Ash get his money?
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 5:30:05 AM
#19
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Jagermeister513 posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Ilishe posted...
He probably pimps out his pokemon to furries.

That's idiotic. No one would buy sexual services from a trainer's Pokemon, it's illegal. Everyone knows that's why you go to the Pokemon "daycares."

The daycares keep their mouths shut. That's where all the money goes.

Daycares = breeding grounds.

Have you ever wondered why some Pokemon are distinctly humanoid? It's a pretty open secret. Humans and Pokemon used to get married, but I guess society cracked down on it.

It's an abomination!! And the Kids in the Hall Chicken lady origin is relevant.
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TopicHoly shit, "Lesbian Seagull" is a real song
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 5:07:50 AM
#15
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Young people don't know things.

More at 11

Kids born in the mid 90s really missed out. I feel sorry for them tbh.
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TopicYR: It turns out pro wrestling was real this whole time
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 5:05:19 AM
#15
Poor Mick Foley. He was broken in half. That's it, he's dead.
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TopicWhat does one do after they finish working out and showering?
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 5:03:28 AM
#6
Noumas posted...
Just go back to my 1 room apartment and sit staring at the wall? What do other people with no social life do?

You're already posting on the internet. Baby steps, bruh. Do you even lift?
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TopicWhere does Ash get his money?
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 4:48:19 AM
#13
pegusus123456 posted...
Ilishe posted...
He probably pimps out his pokemon to furries.

That's idiotic. No one would buy sexual services from a trainer's Pokemon, it's illegal. Everyone knows that's why you go to the Pokemon "daycares."

The daycares keep their mouths shut. That's where all the money goes.
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TopicI have small hands.
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 4:45:58 AM
#4
King Rial posted...
Hp7LDxQ

Nobody look!
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TopicGoddamn, Joker was good. *spoilers*
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 4:36:31 AM
#17
LightningAce11 posted...
It kinda felt like he was about to burst into tears during so many scenes, but he tried to compose himself and just ended up laughing. How sad.

It's crazy to think it's the same guy from Signs and Gladiator.
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TopicBan vape, but cigs are a-ok.
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 4:33:35 AM
#34
dolomedes posted...
oh grosssssss
i've never actually done it, ha.

We used to smoke so much his mom would bitch about all her dryer sheets going missing.
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TopicBan vape, but cigs are a-ok.
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 4:06:46 AM
#32
dolomedes posted...
Zeeak4444 posted...
My best friend works in a dispensary and he says cartridges is like 50% of the sales if not more. Cant argue with how convenient it is lol.

kids have it so easy these days. no more sneaking into the woods behind the school to smoke a joint or exhaling into a toilet paper roll stuffed w dryer sheets. they just charge their battery and blaze up.

i'm an old hippie

Those were the days. We did that at my best friends apartment back in the mid 90s. Those dryer sheets turned brown with the quickness.
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TopicBan vape, but cigs are a-ok.
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 3:58:26 AM
#28
All smoking is dumb as fuck but vaping just shows how much of a douchebag you are.
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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 3:49:46 AM
#455
Spooking posted...
jpenny2 posted...
Also, I award you 25 Penny Points for your post.

Lol - that reminds me of Harry Potter when the wizard awards arbitrary points.

Can I trade in Penne Points for Schrute Bucks?
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TopicMust watch Halloween movies
Jagermeister513
10/22/19 3:47:46 AM
#5
Creepshow
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