Lurker > Jagermeister513

Our boy DSP didn't. Nothing he could do.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Malfunction posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

MrMallard posted...

Superman defends illegal immigrants from being murdered by a racist hick with a gun

Superman fights the KKK

"Waaaahhh, virtue signalling!"

Do you think Superman is going to let a bunch of illegal immigrants get shot by a white nationalist because they're breaking immigration laws? "Oh they're undocumented, they shouldn't have come to America in the first place! Please, continue with your impassioned defence of your country, Mr. American Flag Bandana Man - I won't stop you from shooting these illegals." Sounds like Superman to me.

Orange Man Bad.

Remember this dude complaining about being called alt right LOL

Lol never happened try again.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Everyone wants the People's Strudel.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Kolibri X posted...

Ricemills posted...

AlisLandale posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Malfunction posted...

Love how all the alt right accounts are complaining about this

"Everyone that doesn't like this is alt right."

Beep. Boop. Beep.

Doesnt like it

Bruh you havent even read it lol

don't bother with those people.
they will probably using "i wasn't complaining about the anti-KKK content, it was the art!" when you corner them down anyway.

Don't pretend like you're gonna buy this cheap looking tumblr webcomic either lol.

They never do. That's why the Vertigo relaunch was one of the biggest comic industry failures of the past decade.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

MrMallard posted...

Superman defends illegal immigrants from being murdered by a racist hick with a gun

Superman fights the KKK

"Waaaahhh, virtue signalling!"

Do you think Superman is going to let a bunch of illegal immigrants get shot by a white nationalist because they're breaking immigration laws? "Oh they're undocumented, they shouldn't have come to America in the first place! Please, continue with your impassioned defence of your country, Mr. American Flag Bandana Man - I won't stop you from shooting these illegals." Sounds like Superman to me.

Orange Man Bad.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Ricemills posted...

AlisLandale posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Malfunction posted...

Love how all the alt right accounts are complaining about this

"Everyone that doesn't like this is alt right."

Beep. Boop. Beep.

Doesnt like it

Bruh you havent even read it lol

don't bother with those people.
they will probably using "i wasn't complaining about the anti-KKK content, it was the art!" when you corner them down anyway.

Calm down Mark Waid.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

AlisLandale posted...

spikethedevil posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Sounds like the shitty Grounded storyline by J. Michael Straczynski where Superman defended literal illegal aliens.

TBF he is an illegal alien.

I wonder if Superman surrendering his US citizenship is still canon lol.

Or was he defrauding the US government by being registered as two different citizens? Lmao

I'm sure the New 52 erased that. I don't think Rebirth ever addressed it.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

spikethedevil posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Sounds like the shitty Grounded storyline by J. Michael Straczynski where Superman defended literal illegal aliens.

TBF he is an illegal alien.

Yep.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

AlisLandale posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Malfunction posted...

Love how all the alt right accounts are complaining about this

"Everyone that doesn't like this is alt right."

Beep. Boop. Beep.

Doesnt like it

Bruh you havent even read it lol

Oh, sorry, "complaining". Its some Black Label or some Elseworlds shit, I'll check it out in the morning.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Malfunction posted...

Love how all the alt right accounts are complaining about this

"Everyone that doesn't like this is alt right."

Beep. Boop. Beep.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

AlisLandale posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

Sounds like the shitty Grounded storyline by J. Michael Straczynski where Superman defended literal illegal aliens.

It is, however, actually quite good.

Hopefully the follow up deals with how Hispanics in southern western states treat Blacks and Asians.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Sounds like the shitty Grounded storyline by J. Michael Straczynski where Superman defended literal illegal aliens.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

LightningAce11 posted...

Apparently planetjeff has a criminal record for theft. He steals and gives to dsp, a sort of chaotic robin hood.

The aw schism that is Phil Burnell claims another victim. Just like Vidar the foreign butler, kingswaggins, Sammy Somosa, Fred Fuchs, etc.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Kolibri X posted...

That looks like shit.

---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Aka male feminists
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Jaded_Dragon posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...

LeadPipeCinche posted...

I'd fuck that joker

That luscious tan, those ruby lips and hair color so natural only your undertaker knows for sure.

Love that Joker.

---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

008Zulu posted...

MrMallard posted...

I've wanted to watch the live action Addams Family movies lately, but they're not on any streaming services. I've only seen the first one.

The second one is... not great.

The hottest Joan Cusack ever looked though.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Can't wait for 4 more years of privileged internet people whining about Orange Man.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Internet movie reviewers are still disappointed that mass shootings at theaters didn't happen.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Love that Joker.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

LightningAce11 posted...

Why does he manually update the top cheer/tip? I've seen other streamers have it automatically change.

---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Jaded_Dragon posted...

EzeDoesIt posted...

Some people just arent qualified to review films.

Film Crit Hulk and Moviebob come to mind. Absolutely worthless.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Lol Suspended
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

LeadPipeCinche posted...

I'd fuck that joker

That luscious tan, those ruby lips and hair color so natural only your undertaker knows for sure.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

au_gold posted...

Its creative when they say:

Ill be back.

and

Come with me if you want to live!

in every sequel.

"Talk to the hand."

The tv show was better than any of the sequels after T2. Plus Summer Glau was fine as fuck and so was Shirley Manson.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Bad_Mojo posted...

Oh, I know. He did a really good job with his first life. But I didn't watch beyond that. The SNES slowdown was horrible as well, but it happens at the same spots, so after a bit it's easy to get used to.

Yeah, I remember renting it as a kid back in the day and it was the exact same. I know this is a shocking hot take, but DSP just sucks at vidya. I played it on my Switch and got to the raft part before I gave up.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

M_Live posted...

I don't agree with TLJ being a "higher rated" movied than Joker, but I also don't really care. I enjoyed both

That Ghostbusters movie did kinda suck tho

The clickbait websites that gave Ghostbusters 2016 a good review couldn't give it anything else after months of telling people they were racist women haters for not wanting to see it.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

rexcrk posted...

Foppe posted...

Hot.

---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Spooking posted...

Imo, Terminator only became popular because of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

And the first two were good movies.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

sylverlolol posted...

BBT always has been a racist dirtbag. Fair, next.

---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Thunder thighs.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Rose Tico is still a worse character than Jar Jar Binks.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Lol imagine being so young that you don't remember that the LA riots were caused because the Asians were racist as fuck towards black people. "B-but Rodney King".
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Obama supporting him was hilarious.

I also remember when Barry said his imaginary son would look like a violent racist.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

SJWs triggered that the mass theater shootings they tried to instigate never happened.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

37 years old and pretending his mommy sent him some shitty Halloween prop.

That SNES stream was great. Can't wait for the TIHYP Pilotwings and the rage quit for Super Ghouls and Ghosts where he couldn't even get to the first stage checkpoint.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Where else will lonley fat women make up stories where everyone clapped?
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

We're sending our love down the well.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

I love how someone that has never been to college wants to comment on "frat boys".

Sorry you missed out.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

The fake leftist outrage hoping a mass shooting would happen doubled its box office.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Nazanir posted...

Spooking posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

He earned about 10k last month.

Phil said he was overdrawn on his account. How is that possible? If he's lying then what is he doing with all of the money? Putting it in savings?

I think that maybe, once, the overdrawn story was true. I believe it could have happened because he was a little too careless and he got overdrawn.

What then happened is that people felt bad and actually "stepped up" and gave him more money in an effort to help out. Phil, realising he got extra money by literally doing nothing extra/more, has now found a way to squeeze more money out of people by just saying "overdrawn".

It's just another tool for him to extract money for either kids/young people naive adults.

Where is Khet's money going to?

This morahn has never paid bills in his life. His parents pay for everything.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Lol AceMos pretending she cares about any of this is hilarious.

Oh, and LightSnake is a fraud. A kid pretending to be a "public defender", the security guards of the law world.

Please stop being so angry you were bullied in high school. You are an adult.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

LightningAce11 posted...

Massive bitchfit after pocketing money from a fan on his forums.

That meltdown over $20 was something else. "You aren't a real man! Now I have to cry that I'm a hermit with no friends."

"Oh it wasn't him. Here's a half assed apology after ranting for my whole stream."

And then the whole lie about his parents sending him Halloween decorations.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Nazanir posted...

Yeah it's amazing.

Our hero is SOOOO busy, that he barely has time to do anything, let alone get a haircut. I mean, grocery shopping takes up most of his day off.

I also want to point out that Phil has 5,5 hours free time between streams usually from 1:15pm till 6:45pm. So he LITERALLY has the entire afternoon to do whatever the fuck he wants. Each stream lasts 3 hours, so he "works" 6 hours a day, and even if he has only one day off, that is still 36 hours a week, so not even the 40+ hours full time job most people work. If you take into consideration that he does an hour+ pre-stream every time, the time he actually "works" becomes only 2 hours per segment, meaning he only plays games for 28 hours per week. You'll often see this confirmed on his twitter, he'll upload 2 hour gameplay segments.

Also remember that this is the same man that rolls out of bed around 9 am, calling it early. Most people working actual jobs, their alarms go off as early as 5am. His first stream starts at 10:15, so if he actually gets up a 9, he would still have time enough to get in the care, do some grocery shopping and be done with it for example. He would have MORE than enough time in between streams to whatever the fuck he wants: watch movies, get a haircut, clean the house, go shopping, cook/eat meals. But somehow this man, working only 36 hours per week, is fucking swamped.

Also, something that has become something of an annoyance to me: Phil lives with Kat. And no, that is not the annoyance. The fact that he lives in a duo income household. Granted, I am convinced that Kay makes nowhere near what Phil makes, but even if we assume Phil pays for everything like mortgages, bills, utilities, etc. That means that Kat's income is un-taxed in this situation, and they'll have atleast 1200-1500 dollars to spend on whatever the fuck they want together. Yet, Kat's income never seems to be part of the equation.

Because they aren't married. There is no woman on the planet that would settle for the backyard wedding they did unless she has major issues. It's all a scam.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

gguirao posted...

Awful.

---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

I hope they do a parody off that one thing in the news based on that one movie.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

LightningAce11 posted...

The exercise bike is still plaguing him, and he needs a haircut. His life is so hectic!

37 years old and acting like he's 15. "When do I have time to make a haircut appointment dood! I bust my ass playing vidya games all day!"

Can't even be bothered to print out pictures from his fake wedding.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

I keep looking at the nudes a girl sent me and I know they are bad for me.

Should I delete them?

Only if she likes boneless wings.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

iPhone_7 posted...

Kastrada posted...

I4NRulez posted...

I read an article from an old cast member when they said " everyone says the best snl era is whatever era they grew up watching". Every time I see an argument online it rings true.

And that person? You guessed it!

Frank Stallone

Or so the Germans would have us believe

Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance!
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp

Lol Alamo Drafthouse wants more security after sheltering sexual predators like Devin Faraci and Harry Knowles for over a decade.
---

I keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp