Lurker > BeyondWalls

Dude I fucking hate this. These are the worst human garbage out there. Im betting even Hitler would have rolled his cart back. In the last three months Ive seen about 4 carts crashed into the back of cars.

I was at Lowes and saw an empty cart just rolling beside my car as I was driving along. It was like a car in another lane. I couldnt stop and get it before it hit someones SUV. I checked their car out and didnt see any damage so I just pushed the cart in myself. These people are the worst.

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Movie was impeached.

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AvantgardeAClue posted...

No and that was some tin foil stuff from people trying to rationalize it

Well.... maybe not. Other flagship phones have added a headphone jack and still gotten the IP water resistant certification. So Apples reasons for removing it dont really hold up now.

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spikethedevil posted...

Oh and Janeway was an awful captain

The series should have ended with The Trial of Captain Janeway. A two part episode where she is finally convicted and jailed.

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Isnt most of the wealth in our country inherited? Does getting a check from daddy count as successful?

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Everyone is listing other bad moments in the show, but heres the difference... This isnt just some random thing that happened. Janeway made a conscious choice to forcibly drag a crew member down to sickbay and murder him herself when the Doctor refused.

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pegusus123456 posted...

It's the trolley problem. Is it more moral to let two people die through inaction or to save those two by killing one?

"We don't trade lives." Cap never would have done it. There was no real moral dilemma. There was a clear right and wrong. She murdered Tuvix to save her friends.

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Cause apparently Starfleet doesn't since they made her an Admiral.

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You know you can just play Fortnite on your phone? Not sure why anyone in 2020 would need a console. Is your phone broke?

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Bro... you were living the dream.
Should have just found a new job in the area.

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Mega_Greninja posted...

specifically request a small amount of pepperoni

Poor Judgement.
This is why so much of CE fails at life.

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Im always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

Sounds like they heard you loud and clear but did not give a damn, young han solo from Solo sounds and looks nothing like The Mandalorian.

Maybe, but this is from my cousin who until recently thought there was only 4 Star Wars movies. She's pretty clueless about this stuff. They're "normals." Scifi stuff might as well actually come from the moon as far as they're concerned. They literally can't tell this stuff apart.

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Heartomaton posted...

So go buy the toy you really want. Then you'll have a Mandalorian AND a Solo.

Sold out now buddy. Not getting more stock until like April.

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...Han Solo from the Solo movie.

Story of my life. This is why I always say the same thing every year, "Don't get me anything." They suckered me in this year, CE. They kept badgering me about it and I finally said, "that Mandalorian looks cool." Slowly got my hopes up for a week, then reached in the bag and pulled out a Solo.

Feels bad man. Feels bad.

I know I'm ungrateful. I know it's stupid. But I need to vent on the internet so I don't say something to make my extended family feel bad. So I'm venting here. A Solo. Fuck man.

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DarthAragorn posted...

Try being a fan of Syfy shows

I gave up on SyFy after they cancelled Dark Matter. I just tried that Nightflyers show and I couldn't get past episode 1. About 30 mins in I was like, "god please let this episode be almost done."

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SSJCAT posted...

howd you get fired from unemployment

Twist: He got a job!

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Elf has action.

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Imagine assaulting someone in public by trying to force your religion on them.

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billcom6 posted...

The 4400 had run its course.

It's true though. It's just another show that fizzled out when it became clear that they had no end game.

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Is your wife the Peloton wife?

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Whatever happened to the internet thots of old?

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K181 posted...

He wanted to double down on the midichlorian crap.

Hard pass.

This. Thank God we never got that movie on the Willz or whatever he called them.

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Lol. Awful. She probably still looks healthier than 90% of CE.

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Disney buying ABC in '95 really helped kill cool Saturday Morning cartoons.

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nativengine posted...

Now thats a name I havent heard in a long time......... a long time.

Tiffany Teen was hotter.

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Charge back.

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You guys are assuming that his middle name isnt Obi-Wan. Ben Obi-Wan Solo.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

It was between Ben and Chewie's suggestion of "RRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGRGRGRGTGRGRG" and they went with Ben.

You say that as a joke but look at the list of available names in the Star Wars universe. Is it any wonder they jumped all over Ben?

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KillerSlaw posted...

But why "Ben"? Maybe I'm not remembering right but didn't he only use that on Tattoine?

Thats how Luke and Han knew him. Besides, who would want to name the kid Obie?

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On Hans side, Obi-Wan gave his life saving Han and Chewy, not just Luke. Something like that stays with you.

On Leias side, he was like Lukes uncle/grandfather figure and Obi-Wan was a pretty revered figure among her adopted family, which is why set sent the Death Star plans to him in the first place.

So theres precedent on both sides.


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burns112233 posted...

Weird Science

Technically wrong if were counting any remake past the 80s.

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Shablagoo posted...

He-Man

Wrong.

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My living room never has this problem.

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SJW ending sucked.
Killed the franchise.

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I dont care what anyone says. Thats Chunk in that film.

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Eh... why not? Its Christmas.

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boxington posted...

lol @ "please respond"

I know right! But seriously though, please respond.

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Fun fact: Star Wars movies always bomb in China. No joke. They just couldnt care less about the franchise. Probably because they never got the movies until recently. Its hard to be wowed by A New Hope in 2011 or whenever.

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Error1355 posted...

Someone spend $40 to do a reading of that one ltg video that always gets mentioned in these topics.

Error actually had a brilliantly funny idea. Christmas Miracles do happen!


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Sounds fine to me.

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Original Trilogy and Solo. You can skip the rest.

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The Trent posted...

yeah your mom doesn't seem to know what she's talking about

If I had a dime for all the made up bullshit stories my mom told...

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Back to the Future sounds like a pretty dumb movie on paper too. So he drives his car to 1955?

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A bunch of babies couldnt handle NES-hard and had to be spoon fed a map.

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RotJ is my favorite Star Wars film too. It has a lot going for it.

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Modern gamers need their hand held. Thats why they dont like it.

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What is up with this camera man? Holy shit.

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