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IdiotMachine
12/24/19 12:58:15 PM
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Bought the professional series and four 32oz cleaning solution so she can clean the entire house this weekend. She's gonna love it.

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Gamerguymass
12/24/19 1:03:20 PM
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Name certainly checks out.

I know this is a joke topic, but seriously guys, never EVER buy your wife any type of cleaning product as a gift. Things will not end well for you.

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IdiotMachine
12/24/19 1:19:05 PM
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Home Depot says only two cleaning solutions are ready for pickup... wtf?

https://imgur.com/a/GpCyLWr

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linid0t
12/24/19 1:20:10 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Name certainly checks out.

I know this is a joke topic, but seriously guys, never EVER buy your wife any type of cleaning product as a gift. Things will not end well for you.

What could be worse than a clean house
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IdiotMachine
12/24/19 1:52:51 PM
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linid0t posted...
What could be worse than a clean house
This. She always complains that the tiles are dirty and the vacuum alone doesn't do anything. It's time to change that.

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spikethedevil
12/24/19 1:59:03 PM
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Ho Hum.

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IdiotMachine
12/24/19 2:02:51 PM
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I don't know why people think I'm trolling. I'm serious. I posted receipts. I am leaving now to go pick it up. I'll post a pic of the FloorMate and two cleaning solutions in a couple hours once I get it back home.

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linid0t
12/24/19 2:03:25 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
I don't know why people think I'm trolling. I'm serious. I posted receipts. I am leaving now to go pick it up. I'll post a pic of the FloorMate and two cleaning solutions in a couple hours once I get it back home.

Take a reaction video
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BeyondWalls
12/24/19 2:05:10 PM
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Is your wife the Peloton wife?

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IdiotMachine
12/24/19 2:07:06 PM
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BeyondWalls posted...
Is your wife the Peloton wife?
Funny you mention that, because after I showed that ad to my wife, she wanted one lol. We bought the Costco Proform Tour de France bike for $300 (comes with 1 year free ifit membership), bought a TV, and a TV stand to set it up like a peloton. She loves it. She thinks that's the only Christmas gift she got, but lo and behold will she get shocked tomorrow!

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IdiotMachine
12/24/19 2:11:28 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Funny you mention that, because after I showed that ad to my wife, she wanted one lol. We bought the Costco Proform Tour de France bike for $300 (comes with 1 year free ifit membership), bought a TV, and a TV stand to set it up like a peloton. She loves it. She thinks that's the only Christmas gift she got, but lo and behold will she get shocked tomorrow!
Here's the Pic of the bike plus TV:
https://imgur.com/a/VRh3F7T

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IdiotMachine
12/24/19 2:33:15 PM
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bluezero
12/24/19 2:34:10 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
Name certainly checks out.

I know this is a joke topic, but seriously guys, never EVER buy your wife any type of cleaning product as a gift. Things will not end well for you.
My Dad actually got my Mom a dishwasher for her birthday and a vacuum for Christmas.

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IdiotMachine
12/24/19 2:37:08 PM
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bluezero posted...
My Dad actually got my Mom a dishwasher for her birthday and a vacuum for Christmas.
I bet she was happy too. People need to get off their SJW high horse.

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NeoShadowhen
12/24/19 2:55:29 PM
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Yeesh. I got my wife a robot vacuum for her birthday and she loved it.

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Steffenfield
12/24/19 2:58:08 PM
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You should also get her a new toilet seat while you're there.
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IdiotMachine
12/24/19 2:58:59 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Yeesh. I got my wife a robot vacuum for her birthday and she loved it.
That'll definitely be a next year purchase for us. Our existing robot vacuum keeps getting stuck everywhere; guessing something in it broke (it is 5 years old).

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_BIueMonk
12/24/19 2:59:55 PM
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hey aren't you that racist.

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Tupacrulez
12/24/19 3:02:47 PM
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I bought my wife a vacuum for her birthday one year.

She fucking adored it.
Know why?
Cause it did a job she didn't like faster than before, and it did it better, requiring less work.

It's acceptable to buy men tools for birthdays and major occasions.
It should be acceptable to buy women tools that they use as well.
And if one of those tools is a cleaning appliance, so be it.

"You fix the house so I buy you tools, I clean the house so you buy me cleaning things, it's kinda fair", says my wife.

Dunno why everyone gets their hair up over it. Just don't buy shitty cleaning things. You don't want Walmart tools, she doesn't want cheap shit either.

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spikethedevil
12/24/19 3:29:28 PM
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So do you all live in the 50s?

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IdiotMachine
12/25/19 1:30:43 PM
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She didn't like it because she thought it would be a waste of money compared to what we already have (a Bissel steam mop). She's going to try it this weekend and let me know if we should return it.

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Uncle_Boobs
12/25/19 1:31:49 PM
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Why isnt she in the kitchen?
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AbraCadaver
12/25/19 1:46:07 PM
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Good for you tc, my wife asked for a tumble dryer a few years ago. I got her it ofc, but it felt weird

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Tupacrulez
12/25/19 3:18:19 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
So do you all live in the 50s?
No, we understand that getting things that make our wives lives easier is a good thing.

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