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Team Rocket Elite posted...

No. It isn't sorted by first to reach 5000. I think it is sorted by which game the character first appeared in. It is the same as "Origin" sort in the other locations where you can choose the sorting order.

oh my god IS

I'm so upset about this
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Shaduln posted...

Despite being one of my absolute favorite games, I have never beaten Ogre Battle 64 (I think I need it on a portable system).

This but FFL2

I get to the final boss and realize he's impossible
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when a character maxes out in HM, The first character to do so is immortalized in the first spot on the list right? Panne and Myrrh are both getting close to 5k so I gotta choose which one goes first.
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Paratroopa1 posted...

I actually do have a towel in my car because sometimes in the colder months condensation builds up on the inside of the windshield

ok but that's not going to help you at all.

You need to get a sock full of cat litter/squigee
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Waluigi1 posted...

Idk why but I often worry about overpopulation and how it's getting exponentially worse and I don't want to contribute to that.

chances are we'll be worried about underpopulation in 50 years so don't worry
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If they patch in turning off stages in quickplay I'll buy smash online and play it non stop

playing nothing but battlefield is boring but the alternative is getting sent to Venom/Electroplankton/Duck Hunt repeatedly.

Also take the shark out of the animal crossing beach island level. Whoever put that shark there should be fed to an actual literal shark.
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Yeah HM is for making a visual ranking of what characters you like the most, not your shallow feather grind.
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guys what if you're caught in a downpour on the way to a date/job thing, what if a prankster puts a bucket of water on a slightly ajar door, what if you're going canoeing with your friend and you guys don't look at the wind speeds and you capsize and have to carry the canoe all the way back to the car. What if you find a dog on the side of the road that you need to pick up but you don't want it to pee on the seats directly? Also if works as a blanket if you have a girl who gets cold too easily in your car.

ZenOfThunder posted...

I have jumper cables, a towel, some plastic bags, two bottles of water and a first aid kit in my trunk. I also have a multi tool and a knife and a flashlight I keep up front.

I literally never do anything dangerous and have only ever used the jumper cables. I have no need for any of this.

EDIT: I also have a hoodie, old shoes and a change of clothes. I used the socks once I think cuz I spilled something on myself.

I've used the jumper cables, towel, plastic bags, my water (coolant leak), and my multitool.

A hat is also super important because you never know when the wind is going to be crazy and wind blowing right into your ear can ruin your entire day (a hoodie works too)

I also like to have reading material ready for if I'm waiting on something for a long time in a place without service.
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That death dude looks like he's smiling for a company picture
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Go put one in there right now.

I don't want to go all towelie but I recently discovered that I have friends who don't travel with a towel in their trunk at all times.

Be sure to rotate/wash every X months (X depends on how much you can handle an old moldy towel)

Thanks.
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this wasn't a good game
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mnkboy907 posted...

I wonder if part of the problem people are having with this game is the design. Like visually it just looks underwhelming compared to other Switch games and maybe that's just putting people off subconsciously?

yeah in my last bitch fest I posted a HD image of this game next to a wikipedia thumbnail of PoR, and pointed out how in the wiki thumbnail you can tell at a glance which enemies do what, which characters are which, and the basic plan for attack comes to you by glancing at the map. In the HD image of 3H it was nearly impossible to tell the difference between a bowcaster, swordsman, and a unique named enemy.

They've since "solved" this problem by adding a bunch of artless face art in squares above every character, but it's fair to say they REALLY dropped the ball on just basic design with this game visually, which makes me think they've probably dropped it other places too.
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mnkboy907 posted...

IIRC there was a guy that loved Awakening and played it for hundreds of hours and then suddenly one day decided he hated it and made it his mission to talk shit about the game whenever possible. Can't think of his name...

That was probably Jaffar, but to be fair he did that with most Fire Emblem games.

Also, Awakening is a remarkably shallow game but since you don't realize that until hour 150ish I'd say it's still a fine game.

Fates is kind of the opposite. I'm at hour 216 and I'm starting to actually like it.
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I used up all my budgeted orbs, and then saw two blue orbs and was like "eh what the heck"



So 70~ orbs got me Laveatain, Duma, Tiki, and Naga.

Not bad! Too bad I don't care at all about the weird AR powercreepers
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Bane_Of_Despair posted...

yea but you always think that about modern iterations of established games

Yeah man old established franchises are hard to keep fresh. I respect the struggle, but that doesn't mean I like the end product
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Everything I read about this game makes me leery that it won't be fun (though the turnwheel coming back is a good sign) So I'm just doing my best to avoid all info and keep expectations low
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pyresword posted...

When they first post on GameFAQ's.

that's just considered brain death
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Maniac64 posted...

KCF is my dad apparently.

This actually makes SO much sense it's my new board 8 headcanon
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those are all humans you know it's not the same!

PS ermine just want to let you know how great it is to have someone else on this board to get grumpy about pokemon with.
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Not for nothing, but if you can point me to a dungeon crawler that has the depth and character variety of PMD I will drop PMD at the drop of a hat. I can't even think of one that has upwards of even 50 playable characters, all interchangable with the main character. Let alone things like type advantage and giant movepool and established movesets.

but for 20 hours you're locked in as one of the most basic ass pokemon, and forced to have another basic ass pokemon as the second member of your party because the game wants to tell a story about friendship.

I don't even really hate the story about friendship, but being locked out of the true game for so long is one of the things that makes PMD so bad. By the time you get to the fun parts like level 1 dungeons with basic pokemon, you're already burned out.
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And if you like the episodes of calliou told with worse pacing using pokemon instead of a bald kid that's an even hotter take
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Zigzagoon posted...

Hey you guys like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon for its gameplay right! Well don't worry, we got you covered on the mobile! The story and plot takes a hit though but we know PMD fans don't care about that at all!

That would be amazing honestly, PMD has amazing gameplay but they always force you through 20ish hours of saccharine tutorial before they let you play the game.
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Psyonix posted...

Haste_2 posted...

Exactly. And since all of us were once a grown woman, there's no such thing as a true male.

This sounds like some weird theory @SantaRPidgey would come up with

I'm legitimately flattered you think I could be this clever
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scarletspeed7 posted...

Top 5 Pagan traditions still used at Christmas

1. Gift Giving
2. The Christmas Tree
3. The Big Red Man
4. Wreath
5. Debauchery
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I am posting
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Got Seigbert with my first non-free pull so that's cool. I was willing to spend ten orbs trying to get him so thats a discount.

Also he's the last character I had yet to see in the hero catalog, which is cool that I filled it up but I always wished the last character was Kellam and that he's been available since FEH launched.
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yes, my favorite robot woman
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finally have 100 orbs again

I think I might use these as emergency orbs and not spend them unless I get something I REALLY want, like another beast banner.

Speaking of beasts, I got Neilah on a free pull, which is the only beast unit maybe in the entire series I don't like.
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Yeah he's one of the biggest fire emblem youtubers, probably the soul reason why Louise got as high as she did in the last CYL

If I make my own fire emblem youtube channel maybe I can get Groom Zola in a few years
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Wow I cant believe the FEH team made a unit specifically for Mangs.
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JebronLames posted...

did you used to fight your bullies?

Oh nah you get in just as much trouble as the bully if you so much as raise an arm in self defense. I just would jape and tease at their insecurities to egg them on.
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Yeah man bullying is one thing I thing was great about my childhood. Kids will absolutely do everything short of killing you when you talk back to them or stand up for yourself. It's made me somewhat fearless as an adult, as theres nothing a fellow adult would do thats like sitting on my face and farting for an hour straight.
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Wow what the heck, how old are you guys that barely got bullied

I was bullied constantly, non stop, over the entire course of my school life.

It was great though honestly
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So it looks like there's other playable characters, but you can only play them in multiplayer and you can't choose who you are?

nintendo why do you do this
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I honestly thought the video was interesting enough to go through a full watch
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DeepsPraw posted...

They aren't making lewd games themselves

I mean Fire emblem fates had a fully animated cutscene where your character in first person runs into a comically sized pair of breasts completely with a "boing" sound effect

And then there's fire emblem heroes where broken armor art is specifically designed to show off more boob/ass/leg and/or show what the character looks like with ejaculate on their face.
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Yeah Robin Williams as Genie for this song is... Robin Williams. Impressions, chaotic energy, silly quotable jokes.

By that token, Will Smith is just also Will Smith, so you get to hear him say "uh huh" and "uhh"

if you look at is as like a college humor joke lampooning the state of disney remakes it's actually legit hilarious.
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I typically use the screen, it works just fine, even though you'd think it wouldn't be. When there's only two buttons it's pretty easy for your hands to acclimate (probably easier than using a computer tbqh)
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ok look at it this way, you're really in the mood for a peppermint circle. You're going to eat one.

Would you rather take one out of a front office bowl, or pay 20 dollars a year for one.

When you bring up "stealing" you're trying to make this about ethics and not objective value so I'm not going to engage you in a different argument
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literally everyone owns a phone and nes emulators are free on the playstore
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TomNook posted...

Why should the NES games be free?

well... they are free. Any schmo can get the entire nes collection, which is just a few mbs in seconds. That's the model nintendo is competing against. If you want to pay 20 dollars a year for whats essentially the value of a newgrounds flash game that's fine, and thats your choice, but personally I can't imagine a worse value
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yeah nintendo holds things that should be free hostage. I don't negotiate with terrorists
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TomNook posted...

It's $20 for a year

yeah but you get literally nothing for it

so

nah
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the guy who says "GET A LOAD OF THESE" in the blue rogues multi attack in skies of arcadia "I never miss" was also super cool but I identified with the former more





actually after watching the videos, everyone in them literally still is cooler than any existing fictional character.
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Migrants typically do it for thrice their normal yearly salary

I'd do it for that
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Man FF has probably the biggest collection of meh forgettable characters in fiction.
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Im guessing this is just someone who works for Nintendo/ marketing who posted his wish list in the ad
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