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This song sounds like it should be in an episode of Scooby Doo

Mr. Sun, make it fine,
Shine on down for this baby of mine.
Mr. Moon, come on through,
When Mr. Sun goes we'll be counting on you.
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It's important that you continue to eat protein to maintain your muscle mass, and complex carbohydrates for energy. You do need a small amount of fats (particularly Omega-3 fatty acids), and make sure to keep up your hydration.

But diet alone really isn't enough. Your body will adjust itself to the lower food intake and your weight loss with slow or even stop. You need to exercise as well to keep your metabolism up to continue burning calories.
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We had sex ed starting in 2nd grade and they went into pretty clear detail about internal anatomy and how to make babby, but that's about it. And for a private Christian school, they surprisingly didn't do the "sex is evil except missionary position between a married couple" thing.

They more or less repeated this class again every year through 6th grade.

Our high school biology teacher talked about sex and it was really weird. He kept saying some like "if you orgasm, you've had sex", which of course led to questions about does that include masturbation (yes), which led to even more wacky questions, including a few that confused even the teacher (something about using the bathtub faucet).
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The local Post Office got a total slacker to do the Sunday delivery. My house is literally the absolute furthest house from the PO, and they guy couldn't be arsed to drive all the way out here. So whenever Amazon would ship something with Sunday delivery, the little shit would mark it as "Undeliverable: driveway or mailbox inaccessible" and leave it for the regular delivery guy to deliver on Monday, when my mailbox would mysteriously become accessible again. I finally complained both to the USPS and Amazon (who in turn complained to the USPS) and the guy apparently got fired because the last few shipments have actually shown up on time.

But they're all better than DHL, who delivered a $4000 laptop to an address halfway across the county, and who left several other expensive shipments down at the far end of the driveway next to the mailbox where anybody passing by could have grabbed it.
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Quincy, M.E.
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It's a trick question, all horses are the best.

If you know who Bamboo Harvester was without looking him up, give yourself an extra point.
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I'm waiting for DEEEER Simulator.


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Just enough ice to keep it cold until I've finished drinking it.
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You probably could commission someone to make you a custom set. Shouldn't be too horribly expensive if you find the right person and depending on the size and how much detail you want.
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I like agave syrup because the flavor is pretty neutral like sugar, but it's much easier to mix into cold drinks like iced tea or coffee. It's also sweeter than sugar so you don't need as much, and it's got a low glycemic index so it won't spike your blood sugar quite as badly as sugar.
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My SO used to drink prodigious amounts of iced tea, so when I saw "National Cup" at Walmart with 100 tea bags for $1, I bought some. And it's freaking fantastic for iced tea! Better than Tetley, Lipton or PG Tips.
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I've never tried anchovies, but I love sardines on crackers with sriracha. I've also tried making a pasta sauce with sardines and tomatoes, came out pretty good I think.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Revelation34 posted...

People would only want to eat it if it doesn't look like an insect at all.

Like most meat?

No one would ever eat veal if they had to see the calf first.


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Considering towards the end of the war they were drafting 12 year old kids and 60+ year old men, and they'd shoot you on the spot if you didn't fight, that doesn't really mean much.
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Scratched my cornea Saturday morning (I was using a polesaw and while I was wearing safety glasses, I was not wearing full-coverage goggles), so I've spent most of the weekend just resting.
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faramir77 posted...

Cacciato posted...

Space Mountain

Came here to say this. No idea what it would look like in there with the lights on.

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I was going to suggest a motion simulator ride, like Star Tours. You get the sensation of a roller coaster, but you're just sitting in a box that only moves a few feet off the ground.
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How do I get a prescription for Renamon?
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Adage?
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Games should be able to adjust the difficulty automatically. If someone is clearly having trouble with a particular area, the game should lower the difficulty until the player can get past it. If they're obviously breezing through, the game should ramp things up to provide a challenge. Make this an optional feature, of course, so some people can play on easy or hard if that's what they really want.
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(actually, one thing I discovered that I definitely don't really like now are "dissolvable stitches"; maybe if I had picked at it more it wouldn't have been a problem but it actually took 10-15 years for the last of the dissolvable stitches to come out. I think it would have healed a lot faster without that stupid gunk embedded in my skin.)

You really should've picked at them more. Mine didn't all dissolve on their own, but after a few weeks I wound up spraying the shower head against the healed incision area while gently tugging at the bits of stitches that were left sticking out, & I managed to pull the remainder pretty well all out without any additional damage.

Last surgery I had they didn't even use stitches, they literally just glued me back together. (It was microsurgery on my spine, the incision was about 1 inch)
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That didn't work too well for my Sims.
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Garfield Minus Garfield


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Let's see...

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Check out this device that simulates the lighting produced by a TV: http://faketv.com/

It consumes just a fraction of the power of a real TV and it has a light sensor and timer.


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I don't care for the heat of summer, but I hate snow even more.
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It's Friday the 13th, a full moon, and it's the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo, so you know something freaky is going to happen today.
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If the wieners and buns are good quality, I like eating them plain.
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I got workers comp for a slip & fall while walking to work. Didn't actually pay anything other than the medical, since I was only off work for like 2 days before I could get to a doctor.
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In Nebraska, the overall error rate in death penalty cases is 68 percent, meaning that courts have found serious, reversible error in nearly 7 of every 10 death penalty cases.

Top Douglas County crime scene investigator David Kofoed was convicted of planting blood evidence in a car, which led to the incarceration of two innocent men. Kofoed served jail time and was ordered to pay $6.49 million to the two men his phony evidence helped incarcerate. In addition to the lawsuit against Kofoed, one of the innocent men agreed to a settlement that cost taxpayers $1.65 million ($1 million paid by Cass County; $600,000 by the State of Nebraska; and $50,000 by Douglas County, Nebraska)
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Hot guys in one piece women's swimsuits....
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Breakfast should be your biggest meal of the day, and it used to be until the invention of cereal. Now people generally eat the majority of their calories in the evening before going to bed, rather than in the morning before beginning the day's labors.
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Mead posted...

What the heck even are mushy peas

Dried peas that are soaked overnight in water with baking soda, then rinsed and simmered until the peas are mushy.
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I don't get the mushy peas thing with fish & chips.
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Personally I can't stand nose hair, it makes my nose itch.
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Why are there so many fruit flies in my house, I don't have any fresh fruit!

I've set out fruit fly traps filled with apple cider vinegar, and whenever I see one I explode it with a battery-powered swatter. But they still keep coming!
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Slower than 70% of the US. Got a kick ass ping rate, though.
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Just make your own "Greaterade"


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walrus myth from guybusters

That sounds like a gay porn title.

Pounded in the Butt by Walrus Myth from Guybusters, by Chuck Tingle
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Depends on the surgery and your physical condition before hand.

A few years ago I had a massive infection in my lung that required surgery. I was stuck in the hospital for a week and couldn't even wipe my own butt after using the bathroom (which I only did twice in a week, that's how bad off I was). They tried to get me to walk around, trailing all kinds of tubes and wires, but couldn't make it more than a few feet outside my room. I think it was the chest tubes that were causing most of my problems.

But once they took the chest tubes out, I was up and about almost back to normal within minutes. I walked completely around the hospital ward, took a shower, and dressed myself.

They sent me home with instructions to rest and not to lift anything heavier than a gallon of milk for a month. That evening I was outside picking up a full-grown pygmy goat (about 40-50 pounds) and carrying her about 40 or 50 yards.
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You just have to go on a date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
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They used a bunch of duct tape to lift her boobs up, that's why she has her arm across her. It's hiding the duct tape.
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I do installs, upgrades & break-fix for multiple companies. It's always fun trying to juggle sites, squeezing one ticket in between two others.

I love it when two companies send me to the same site on the same day. Especially when if they'd done both jobs through one company, it wouldn't have cost them anything extra because I have a 4 hour minimum though that company.
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I have a recipe for beef stroganoff that I really love. I don't make it nearly often enough. It's not really all that difficult, just requires an ingredient I can't keep on hand (sour cream).
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Today would have been my 20th anniversary if my spouse hadn't passed away last year.
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