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darcandkharg31 posted...

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Mead posted...

What kind of backwoods parking lot doesnt even exit directly onto the freeway

You joke but this actually exists, the 805 freeway at 43rd St in San Diego.



The overpasses where built in 1975 for CA-252, which was cancelled in 1980 after residential opposition. Now they literally end in a parking lot.
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would you want a pizza from Pizza hut that cost $5, or one from the local pizzeria that cost $10. which one do you think would taste better.

i can't speak for other cities, but here in austin, if your local food isn't extraordinary, you don't last long. the city is exploding with awesome local food everywhere you turn, so i'd go with local. however, you could do a lot worse than a guilty pizza hut trip, ok?

oh, no for sure. sometimes you just want food, not particularly good food, and want it to be cheap.

I frequently buy Little Caesars. It's greasy and not great, but it's not terrible, it's cheap and it's ready NOW.
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Costco has a pretty good take-and-bake pepperoni pizza for $8.99. And by pepperoni, I don't mean a whisper of meat like most places, this pizza is wall-to-wall pepper-freaking-oni.
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You lay down in bed, snuggle in under the blankets, and you are just about to switch off the light when you hear a mosquito fly past.


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A 16" pizza with a regular crust generally provides me with 4 meals. Two tacos would be less than one meal for me (unless they were some kind of giant super taco).
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/263348204068810752
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https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/474134260149157888/
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1179840448225054720
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/398887965302091776
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/256092879401934850
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If you just move your hard drive to the new machine Windows will throw a fit because it sees new hardware and you'll likely need to call a phone number to get a reactivation code. Just tell them you had to replace a defective motherboard. You're technically not supposed to transfer your copy of Windows to another PC, you're supposed to go out and buy a new one.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/377513385996218368
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It's great if you do a lot of driving. I love listening to RadioClassics when I'm driving long distances, somehow it makes the trip much shorter. It's also nice to be able to listen to the radio and not have to find a new station every few hundred miles.

If you have an Amazon Echo, you can also install the SiriusXM skill and link your account then ask Alexa to "Play [station name] on SiriusXM." I think it works with all the broadcast channels and the Internet-only stations as well.
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It is the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City to report meeting a man from Mars in a public park.
-- Gotham City Penal Code, Section 32, Subsection 14.
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The only thing I like about winter is that I can cool my bedroom down for free, that way I can crawl underneath a pile of heavy blankets.
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It's a day off, but it's in the middle of the week so you still have to go back to work Friday. If you work retail that Friday is hell on earth, and if you work anywhere else you're stuck doing nothing because everybody else has taken the day off or snuck out early.
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But I would walk 351 miles
And I would walk 351 more
Just to be the man who walks 702 miles
To fall down at your door.
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If you go to Main Street Station, you can ask to ride on one of the locomotives. Only certain locomotives can do this (the E.P. Ripley and the C.K. Holiday, if memory serves correctly), there's only room for 2 people, and you have to ride all the way around the park and cannot get off at any other station.

You can also ask to ride in the front of the monorail. And you can ask to go up to the wheel house of the Mark Twain.
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2001: A Space Odyssey
2010: Odyssey Two
2061: Odyssey Three
3001: The Final Odyssey
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I don't know if they still have it, but last year Target was selling Unicorn Magic ice cream. Pink fruity ice cream with sour blue raspberry swirl, frosting swirl, and glitter candy bits.


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Altair IV
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green dragon posted...

I love my instant pot. The last thing I cooked in it was beef stew. super easy and amazingly tasty

The instructions mentioned something about making stew in 30 minutes and I'm amazed. The last time I made stew it took hours.
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I just picked up a programmable pressure cooker from Aldi for under $30 after sales tax. At that price I just couldn't pass it up.

The only experience I have with using a pressure cooker was the monstrosity from the 1970s my grandmother used to can stuff, which is totally different from this.

Does anyone have any good recipes that make use of a pressure cooker/Instant Pot-type device?
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We all know why she got big boobs.


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Zareth posted...

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When you say "Disneyland", do you mean the literal park itself as-is, or the platonic fantasy land concept that the park represents?

Because if everything in Disneyland was "real", it would be an entirely different scenario than if it's just a shitty park filled with annoying assholes.

If everything in Disneyland was "real" the Pirates of the Caribbean and the ghosts from the Haunted Mansion would team up and kill the shit out of everything else. Harold from the Matterhorn can come along too.

I think you'd have more to worry about from Stormtroopers and Death Stars.
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x+x+x+x=0

(Hint, there are 4 answers)
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I wonder how much they paid the Chinese workers who assembled the shoes.
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I misread the subject as "ftm transgender girls wrestling titties" and now I'm really disappointed there's no titty wrestling going on in this thread.

EDIT: The censoring on this site is pure dildoes
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I always release all my porn for free.
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How would you like your eggs, Captain? Over.

No. Poached. Over.

Poached and over, Captain Oveur? Over.

Just poached on toast. Over.

I don't think we do poached eggs on toast over, Captain Oveur. Over.
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I love a good Nag Champa. It makes the whole house smell good.
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A standard bottle of wine is 750mL, a magnum is 1.5L.
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I can quote hundreds of lines from the Simpsons and most people would get the reference immediately.

What lines from South Park are that level of famous other than "They killed Kenny"?
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Chocolate sponge candy
Fruit punch
Adam-12 (Point of View, "Malloy and Reed help rescue a woman held hostage on a shopping-center rooftop")
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Wanded posted...

Milkshake or bust

Make a vanilla milkshake but then add matcha (powdered green tea).
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The only kinds of tea I think I've ever had that I didn't like were Lapsang Souchong, which tasted like hickory-smoked tea, and Pu'er, or aged tea, which tastes like dirt.
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