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codey
09/10/19 11:14:14 AM
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She makes fun of me for flipping my tortillas with a fork and says that whisking my eggs in a bowl is the white people way. Am I in a racist, emotionally abusive relationship? Plz help CE

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Questionmarktarius
09/10/19 11:15:20 AM
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codey posted...
whisking my eggs in a bowl is the white people way

o...kay.
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NeoShadowhen
09/10/19 11:15:40 AM
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codey posted...
She makes fun of me for flipping my tortillas with a fork and says that whisking my eggs in a bowl is the white people way. Am I in a racist, emotionally abusive relationship? Plz help CE


Are either of you white?
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konokonohamaru
09/10/19 11:17:12 AM
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She seems like an annoying person
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divot1338
09/10/19 11:18:37 AM
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codey posted...
She makes fun of me for flipping my tortillas with a fork and says that whisking my eggs in a bowl is the white people way. Am I in a racist, emotionally abusive relationship? Plz help CE

I came in to support you but goddamn have some self respect. I literally make everything in the same skillet I use for the bacon.
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codey
09/10/19 11:20:22 AM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Are either of you white?


I'm white.

She says to just flip the tortilla by hand and scramble the eggs in the pan, but I burned my finger one time and I like having my eggs pre-whisked.

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Cleo_II
09/10/19 11:21:26 AM
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Nall posted...
Uh doesnt everyone whisk eggs that way?
My parents always did it in the pan. I did too until my husband complained lol
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YourDrunkFather
09/10/19 11:22:19 AM
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Well then, remind her you are in fact, a white person

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Pukelid
09/10/19 11:22:28 AM
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i feel like the eggs come out sloppy and diff textured if you whisk in the pan, unless the stove isnt on at the time
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_IceSikle
09/10/19 11:23:00 AM
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codey posted...
She says to just flip the tortilla by hand
just as easy

whisking in a separate container makes better eggs. they start cooking too quickly if you do it in the pan.

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TheBlueMonk_
09/10/19 11:25:00 AM
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well

for one, dont flip with a fork. youll scrape the pan. use a spatula like a civilized person

and mixing it up in the pan makes it so its just a mix of cooked whites and cooked yolk. i dont like that. i always mix before hand so its all uniform
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divot1338
09/10/19 11:25:23 AM
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Pukelid posted...
i feel like the eggs come out sloppy and diff textured if you whisk in the pan, unless the stove isnt on at the time

I turn it off, drain any excessive bacon grease off, scramble 3 or 4 eggs, add a splash of milk, and turn the oven back on.

Takes maybe 10 seconds and you get the bacon flavor in your eggs. Plus no oil needed.

I usually just put the tortillas in the toaster but I dont stand by that part.
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DifferentialEquation
09/10/19 11:27:39 AM
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codey posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
Are either of you white?


I'm white.

She says to just flip the tortilla by hand and scramble the eggs in the pan, but I burned my finger one time and I like having my eggs pre-whisked.


That's absurd. Whisking the eggs beforehand gives better results. That has nothing to do with race. I'm black and that's how me and my family have always cooked scrambled eggs. That's how cooks/chefs do it as well.
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Questionmarktarius
09/10/19 11:31:04 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
codey posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
Are either of you white?


I'm white.

She says to just flip the tortilla by hand and scramble the eggs in the pan, but I burned my finger one time and I like having my eggs pre-whisked.


That's absurd. Whisking the eggs beforehand gives better results. That has nothing to do with race. I'm black and that's how me and my family have always cooked scrambled eggs. That's how cooks/chefs do it as well.

It all depends on how homogenized you want the yolk and eggwhite.
Barely breaking the membrane and letting the yolk half-assedly mix in also has merit. Especially so when an egg-ring is involved.
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HANGtheDJ_86
09/10/19 11:32:48 AM
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I say give her some scat back

Gotta share the love yo
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Old NoiseTank
09/10/19 11:33:49 AM
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you do you man.
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apocalyptic_4
09/10/19 11:34:46 AM
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I thought adding no seasoning was the white way
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krazychao5
09/10/19 11:38:52 AM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
I thought adding no seasoning was the white way

salt n peppa, baby!
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codey
09/10/19 11:44:52 AM
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Hairistotle posted...
i dont season eggs until theyre 90% cooked, and only salt and pepper


I do salt, pepper, and chili powder in mine with a dash of almond milk.

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Pukelid
09/10/19 11:53:43 AM
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codey posted...
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I do salt, pepper, and chili powder in mine with a dash of almond milk.

oh you know what i forgot i use tabasco sauce somewhat frequently

i use real milk for my eggs. also milk isnt seasoning lol
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