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Restoring antique wood furniture, being cranky, taking care of babies, long-winded posts that no one reads, and sex.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Money. I could leave this board tomorrow and never look back.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

When she said "nice calves", you should have whipped it out and said "Well check out this beef".

I'm sorry, I'll leave.

On topic, you probably have a shot.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

gguirao posted...

D. It's not that simple. It doesn't matter how able-bodied you are if no one is hiring or they just don't hire you.

Sometimes the jobs aren't there. To get creative and make your own job takes money and time too. As long as effort is shown, I think help is ok, and yes, I do give money to help others on a regular basis.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

That's what mine looks like all of the time. I must thank you for finally putting it into words for me, and I sympathize.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

KogaSteelfang posted...

I've never dated anybody, but the closest I've come was with someone I wasn't attracted to. Her okcupid profile said she was looking for friends, and she lived close. Since I was looking for friends too and we shared a bunch of interests, we matched. She immediately shot me down saying she didn't want to date. That was fine by me, but we still talked.

Things got stalkery and weird on her end, and she said some cruel things like how she would never choose to be with me in any romantic sense and that she needs a man that could please her in bed and she didn't think I could(rip me...). She kept showing up unannounced at my work place and hanging out. I think I did actually have a shot with her despite what she said, but again I wasn't attracted to her and the things she said really hurt my self esteem(which already super poor to begin with). I asked on here if I should attempt to get with her, since at that time she was saying things indicating she would... It was overwhelmingly voted as a no by people here, and I didn't attempts t anything.

She eventually flipped her opinion entirely, upon learning I wanted kids she already had us married off, and planning our lives. All the while still flip flopping on whether she'd even give me a chance, and telling me about the other guys she was sleeping with at the time. I couldn't handle it and pushed her away, then once she hooked up with her ex I simply stopped talking with her. It sucks that she was essentially my one and only shot. >_<

That is far from your one and only shot. This girl is a tsunami of insanity that no one should should be anywhere near. What worries me is that despite numerous warning signs, you were so invested emotionally.

I've seen you around here, and you seem profoundly depressed, and have no self esteem. I also saw your picture in one of the selfie topics, and I can honestly say, and I can't believe that I'm admitting this publicly, your eyes are so beautiful, I'm a straight, married man, and if you looked at me with those eyes I would let you have anything. I know that's probably not what you are looking for, but you should have a little more confidence. Talk to a professional. The way you put yourself down is wrong and undeserved.

Edit: On-topic, Yes, I have, but to a limit.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

TomNook20 posted...

The Beatles are garbage.

Thank you.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

I'm always in the mood for that.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

TroutPaste posted...

DarthGravid posted...

If we're doing that, how about age brackets? I probably won't place in that one either

I feel like most of us are 25-34 years old

Not me! That's why I suggested it. You kids have all the fun.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

TroutPaste posted...

I am probably the best looking ginger which is a niche role

If we're doing that, how about age brackets? I probably won't place in that one either
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

I was going to say to have the top open for a few days, until they get used to it, but from the pictures, that's not an option. Some cats flat out refuse to shit in an enclosed space.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Locked or 500?

Place your bets now!
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

I don't agree with most of your views, but I see no reason for you to close your account. Maybe lighten up a bit. Opposing views, when discussed with an soft tone and open mind can be a learning experience.

And as far as the "shitting the bed" thing, the conversation that started it was hilarious, but I didn't see anywhere that you outright admitted to that.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

TrevorBlack79 posted...

DarthGravid posted...

The Supreme Court ruled in June that the Colorado commission showed anti-religious bias when it sanctioned Phillips for refusing to make the cake, voting 7-2 that it violated Phillips' First Amendment rights.

Seems like this was already resolved. But let's do it all over again because there isn't anything more important going on in the world.

This was not resolved already. You misunderstand the ruling and the scope of its impact. If only you had read literally the very next paragraph after the one you quoted...

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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Alpha218 posted...

TheDogfather posted...

Tyranthraxus posted...

Also what the fuck is wrong with people in this thread telling a dude with Muscular Dystrophy to go exercise?

I'm used to it.

Honestly those guys need to shut the fuck up. You seem like a decent guy and even if you weren't, it's not okay in my book to say such heartless things to a person anyways.

This 1000
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

I miss that so much. I used to pound out a hard workout right before work, there's no better way to get fired up ready to knock some shit out.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Have you had a bone scan or MRI?
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

When I was in jail, I hated the food so much I stopped eating it, and started making a fish soup in my cell for each meal. Ramen, tuna, and some crushed Bugles for a crunchy topping. I still eat that sometimes. I could do this.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

pikachupwnage posted...

"Rudy Giuliani multiplies his teeth* This is
attack mode."

This is fucking gold.

That made my day. I'm tempted to change my sig to this.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

The Supreme Court ruled in June that the Colorado commission showed anti-religious bias when it sanctioned Phillips for refusing to make the cake, voting 7-2 that it violated Phillips' First Amendment rights.

Seems like this was already resolved. But let's do it all over again because there isn't anything more important going on in the world.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

MC_BatCommander posted...

that doesn't even look real

$400 a month for groceries? Are they supported 2 kids as well?

I feed 5 (2 adults/ 3 children) on less than that. The entire chart is garbage, though.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Happy to help. Want to try again?
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

I considered the idea of posting with only quotable video clips from one tv show, something that's been on forever, like Spongebob, but the amount of work required would be exhausting. Finding the right quote, cutting the video, uploading, and keeping a catalogue of quotes, no thanks.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Maybe tonight. I'm getting my prescription refilled today, too
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

"Everything will be ok."
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

FF_Redux posted...

Home from work now, foot is in great pain. I hope it gets better tomorrow

Ice helps me. Have you tried that?
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

I'm 6'5". I say 6'5". At this height, there's no need to add anything. If I let people guess my height, the response is usually 6'6" - 6'8", that may have something to do with being near 300 lbs. with broad shoulders, and less body fat than one would expect from someone of that weight.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

What a piece of shit. This hits me especially hard, because his wife somewhat resembles my wife when she was a bit younger, and my youngest 2 children are little blonde girls, 2 and 1, but still close enough. How could anyone do something like this? Hell is too good for him.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Done. I love the cold.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Solid Sonic posted...

DarthGravid posted...

Solid Sonic posted...

We need to start getting educators onboard who arent willing to stand for the global conspiracy any longer and teach THE TRUTH to the next generation.

What exactly is THE TRUTH? Asking for a friend.

The secret government account made when you were born that is used as collateral against foreign debt, of course.

Ok, details please. This sounds interesting.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Solid Sonic posted...

We need to start getting educators onboard who arent willing to stand for the global conspiracy any longer and teach THE TRUTH to the next generation.

What exactly is THE TRUTH? Asking for a friend.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

SMAP- posted...

Heroin. I have not beaten the addiction yet.

I have you tagged as a cop. Is that correct?
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

PokemonHunter69 posted...

Seems like a non-story as obviously why its a blog.

More rage to those with the derangement though

Right? How dare you TC, messing up the narrative with facts.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

What's the downside

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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Kickflip posted...

Yep. Fat girls = training wheels

I never took my training wheels off. You could say that I prefer them.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

Bad hygiene.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

The keys to survival are to live away from population centers (check), military bases (check), or other high-priority targets such as nuke silos, utility hubs, etc. (check). That's to survive the explosions.

Next problem is fallout. Dust and ash will turn day into night, and will be full of radioactive particles. You need a good shelter (check), 1 month supply of food, water, basic medical supplies, and potassium iodide (check). You have to shelter until the radiation from the fallout dissipates.

If you manage to survive all of this, you still may have to travel a great distance, and defend yourself from other survivors. Electronics will be useless, because of EMPs, so unless you have built a large (perfectly designed and built) Faraday Cage that your car happened to be in at the time of the blast, you are traveling by bicycle.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

DevsBro posted...dr4

It kinda irritates me when people call everything a meme since it's actually a scientific term and a picture with a funny caption or a silly catchphrase is really unlikely to quality.

My 8 year old calls everything either a "meme" or a "reference", and has yet to use either one correctly Apparently she learned about these things from kids at school. It's only going to get worse, guys.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

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DarthGravid posted...

I have lots of cigarettes, but no marijuana (I am a certified patient in a legal state). What we need is someone that has it, but wants alcohol. Three-way trade, everyone is happy.

I wish we could hang out. There's always someone smoking totally legal marijuana at the bar down the street from me. I'll get some smokes from there but I hate bumming em

That would be great. I would love to get out, getting some pain relief would be an added bonus.

Weed is such a great pain reliever. But then again so is alcohol

I can barely walk as it is. If I get drunk, you are stuck dragging me around.

Are you in a wheelchair?

Cane. We are the same time zone. Illinois?
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

ReedRothchiId posted...

DarthGravid posted...

ReedRothchiId posted...

DarthGravid posted...

I have lots of cigarettes, but no marijuana (I am a certified patient in a legal state). What we need is someone that has it, but wants alcohol. Three-way trade, everyone is happy.

I wish we could hang out. There's always someone smoking totally legal marijuana at the bar down the street from me. I'll get some smokes from there but I hate bumming em

That would be great. I would love to get out, getting some pain relief would be an added bonus.

Weed is such a great pain reliever. But then again so is alcohol

I can barely walk as it is. If I get drunk, you are stuck dragging me around.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

ReedRothchiId posted...

DarthGravid posted...

I have lots of cigarettes, but no marijuana (I am a certified patient in a legal state). What we need is someone that has it, but wants alcohol. Three-way trade, everyone is happy.

I wish we could hang out. There's always someone smoking totally legal marijuana at the bar down the street from me. I'll get some smokes from there but I hate bumming em

That would be great. I would love to get out, getting some pain relief would be an added bonus.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

_Lyonidias posted...

okay you are all accepted so long as you can solve the square root of 4646464647747557758)($($(7($7

Im in a weird mood tonight

The answer is 3250F#31$.3&. Don't they teach you kids anything in school anymore?
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

I need friends. But I'm a cranky old geezer, so....
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

I have lots of cigarettes, but no marijuana (I am a certified patient in a legal state). What we need is someone that has it, but wants alcohol. Three-way trade, everyone is happy.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

I really like roller derby. My wife used to do it, and watching her beat the shit out of other women, just, mmmmm, yes .
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog

My kids are driving me nuts.
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'Hey look at me, I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis.'" - Werner Herzog