Current Events > Hot girl I've been flirting with at work said I had nice calves

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elysdeon
12/24/18 5:30:28 AM
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I said I don't think anyone's ever told me that before. She was like "well I'm glad I could be your first ;)" literally with the wink. Am I in?
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Schwarz
12/24/18 5:32:09 AM
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She's gonna steal ur legs bro
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ThunderMuffin
12/24/18 5:34:49 AM
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you boutta wake up in the ice bath
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R_Jackal
12/24/18 5:42:08 AM
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Have fun with it. Don't make it awkward. Little bit more and you might be, but that's still def just playful flirting.

So basically, don't read anything more in to it right now.
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Cowthief
12/24/18 5:43:03 AM
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orly?
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All of your issues are a load of udder tripe.
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Ryven
12/24/18 5:44:39 AM
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You must have fed and groomed them pretty well. Looks like she's in the mooooo'd.

Eh? Eh? :D

*crickets*

I'll show myself out.
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SoundNetwork
12/24/18 5:47:23 AM
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pics of calves
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Steve Nick
12/24/18 5:48:24 AM
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It sounds like she wants casual sex.
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elysdeon
12/25/18 2:11:42 AM
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We work together a lot, like 25 hours or so a week. And it's at a restaurant so it's very close quarters, and very fast paced so we've bonded a lot. She's always playing pranks on me and has become way more friendly lately. Honestly she's a bit out of my league but she doesn't have a boyfriend or anything maybe she'd be up for something casual. Oh but she is sleeping with the ex of another girl at work (that I'm actually much closer with lmao) so there's major potential drama here lol
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
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DarthGravid
12/25/18 2:22:28 AM
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When she said "nice calves", you should have whipped it out and said "Well check out this beef".

I'm sorry, I'll leave.

On topic, you probably have a shot.
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AlabamaLove
12/25/18 2:25:30 AM
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it's weird but a lot of chicks like calves for whatever reason
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Grischnak
12/25/18 2:40:34 AM
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It is strange how sometimes people will give you the most random compliments. Most random compliment I ever got from a woman at work was "You have really pretty eyelashes". I was just kind of like "Uhh...thanks... O_o".
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OwlRammer
12/26/18 3:11:16 AM
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careful, she might be trying to get with you, only to cheat on you with your calves one day so don't be surprised if you wake up to her getting slammed by your calves
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Parappa09
12/26/18 3:51:58 AM
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