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TopicI am a Trump supporter, dont think hes racist
Smarkil
05/22/18 3:21:07 PM
#14
CarefreeDude posted...
Racism is something deeper than "I actively hate a person of this race".

Racism is something that can be deeply ingrained in people subconsciously. It's that feeling where you see a black guy and grip your bag a little tighter, or feel uncomfortable or unsafe in a room full of hispanic people.


I don't think that's racism. I would guess it's more of a 'classism' than racism.

I would bet that if you were walking down the road and passed a black guy in a suit, very few people would be worried. Pass the same guy in a hoodie and sagging pants or something, probably a lot of people are gonna be worried.

I think very few people look at a well dressed person of any race and think, "that guy is gonna rob me".
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TopicMy girlfriend is supposed to be moving in with me soon.
Smarkil
05/22/18 11:59:52 AM
#19
lmao classic blu
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TopicSo, I'm thinking about becoming a firefighter
Smarkil
05/22/18 11:50:17 AM
#4
Renraku_San posted...
I was a firefighter back in 90 until about 95. Once I hit 290lbs they "released" me.

My honest opinion is don't gain weight or else you'll get fired! No pun intended.


A lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, AND a firefighter?

You're a man of many talents.
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TopicOuch, it's gonna cost me $32.4k to get my master's degree.
Smarkil
05/22/18 11:45:23 AM
#29
Blaqthourne posted...
https://www.forbes.com/pictures/fjle45gfkg/no-3-worst-masters-degree-for-jobs-library-information-science/


Boy the forbes website absolutely could not be worse. I don't know who designed it, but I can only assume it was someone who is blind.
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TopicA gif of an actual comet. It's pretty cool.
Smarkil
05/21/18 6:28:23 PM
#2
You sure that's not a gif of your hair on a windy day?
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TopicDo you support Coke Freestyle?
Smarkil
05/21/18 5:34:13 PM
#39
I don't like them. They taste strange compared to regular fountains. I don't know what it is, but they're not quite the same as their fountain counterparts.
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TopicI'm Niles. No nitrates in my bacon.
Smarkil
05/21/18 11:57:42 AM
#13
SunWuKung420 posted...
No mead. That's not what is happening. Your need to talk shit all the time is definitely something that's happening. It's sad mead. Your better than that. Leave the pointless shit posting to smt, Cacciato and smarkil. Be better than them.


Like you? Making fun of epileptics and people in treatment? That's something, even as big of a dick as I am, would not do.
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Topic17 y/o Fat Kid who Murdered 10 People also Killed the Girl who HUMILIATED HIM!!!
Smarkil
05/21/18 2:38:21 AM
#24
Cacciato posted...
Yellow posted...
don't let him sit and brood in his room polishing his 15 fucking assault rifles?

I dont think he even used an assault rifle.


I believe it was a shotgun and a revolver.

Ironically the two things everyone seems to accept as 'fine'.
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TopicMeghan Markle is a nasty woman!
Smarkil
05/20/18 12:22:16 AM
#28
ive seen her tits so its cool
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TopicFor no reason here's Apu
Smarkil
05/19/18 2:44:09 AM
#18
Mead posted...
What about Apu is offensive?


Because of his accent. Like, literally that's it. Some dude even did a documentary or something about it.
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Topic"You'll go to jail if your handwriting is crap"
Smarkil
05/19/18 2:41:08 AM
#54
Jen0125 posted...
Cacciato posted...
Hasnt he made this topic already? Or was that about a legible signature?

You need fucking help dude. But cool post about punching your MS-ridden mother until she's knocked out. Way to bite the hand that feeds.


Right? Not only does he want to punch his mom. He wants to punch his physically disabled mom who pays for him to live and cares for him.


It really seems like he's just trying to convince himself. It's like a kid who pretends Santa doesn't exist to seem cool but really deep down he still believes it.

He's like, "Yeah Santa total isn't real, am I right guys? Ya, not real at all."

It's bizarre.
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TopicIt's so blatantly obviously Laurel
Smarkil
05/19/18 1:28:39 AM
#39
dainkinkaide posted...
There's nothing overlaid over anything. There's no fancy audio trickery.

It's literally just a poor quality recording of this:
https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/laurel

Some doofus probably heard it over their poor quality phone or laptop speakers, got confused over mishearing the word (due to the poor quality speakers), and recorded it on their phone to show it to other people to see what they heard.


That just means everyone who is saying "yanny" is objectively wrong.

Good work my dude.
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Topicis dynasty warriors the laziest game franchise ever?
Smarkil
05/19/18 1:21:42 AM
#32
NightMareBunny posted...
Krow_Incarnate posted...
Shut the fuck up


when you have no logical comeback to something this is what you say....

luckily such a response gets your teeth knocked out in real life so keyboard warriors know better


lmao this is the best thing
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TopicSo apparently Lando is pansexual in the new movie
Smarkil
05/18/18 1:12:58 PM
#2
isnt that just bi or
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TopicGetting ready for "camping", what would you bring if you were going?
Smarkil
05/18/18 1:11:46 PM
#3
An emergency cyanide pill.

Just in case.
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TopicBlack ops 4 trailer
Smarkil
05/18/18 11:38:16 AM
#7
they're still making this shit?
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TopicGoing on a date with a woman 11 years older than me
Smarkil
05/18/18 11:20:39 AM
#18
MICHALECOLE posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
EclairReturns posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
shes gonna be tired by 9


I can't tell if you're speaking from personal experience, or if you're making a joke about the woman's age.

People who are 37 get tired by 9, its just how it is


I'll be 40 this year. I never go to bed before 11.

Yeah but youre stupid


Got 'em
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TopicYesterday, my wife let me sleep in until noon. Today, I was out of bed at 8am.
Smarkil
05/18/18 11:19:58 AM
#3
Is she gonna pick up some tendies for you tonight or do you not have enough good boy points?
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TopicIf you had to move to a different country other than your home country...
Smarkil
05/18/18 1:49:18 AM
#13
FatalAccident posted...
New Zealand

I imagine its like being in England but life doesnt go at a hundred thousand miles an hour


I'ma go with this. It seems p cool
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Topici agree with everything in this video
Smarkil
05/18/18 1:45:31 AM
#6
Wonderwall can suck a dick. That song ain't gettin me turnt
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TopicGoing on a date with a woman 11 years older than me
Smarkil
05/17/18 10:40:54 PM
#4
green dragon posted...
pics?

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Topicwhy is america obsessed with the royal wedding?
Smarkil
05/17/18 2:45:35 PM
#53
NightMareBunny posted...
like gamefaqs unwashed masses believe


lmao
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Topicwhat do 23 year old dorks like
Smarkil
05/17/18 2:22:01 PM
#26
Take him to a stripclub and get a couples lapdance
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TopicCan I get State of Decay 2 on Windows? On early access
Smarkil
05/17/18 2:20:49 PM
#2
It's purchasable on windows but i dunno about early release and also muh dick
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TopicIt's so blatantly obviously Laurel
Smarkil
05/17/18 2:05:57 PM
#5
Who the hell is hearing 'Yanny'?
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TopicYo Jen, RC, whoever, what are alternatives to meetup.com?
Smarkil
05/17/18 12:02:33 PM
#15
Judgmenl posted...
We don't have a local board game shop. The closest one is two towns over.


If only you weren't so against having a drivers license...
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TopicHypothetical situation: You see a kid stuffing merchandise into their pockets.
Smarkil
05/16/18 10:15:07 PM
#17
Unless I personally knew the owners or some shit, I couldn't care less.

Much more likely would be me saying to the kid 'Come on man' but not actually doing anything about it.
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Topicwhy is america obsessed with the royal wedding?
Smarkil
05/16/18 4:36:02 PM
#10
NightMareBunny posted...
Prince Harry And Meghan i forget her last name


Meghan Markle.

An American actress.

But ya know, why would Americans care?

Someone quote this so NMB can see how wrong he is
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Topicwhy is america obsessed with the royal wedding?
Smarkil
05/16/18 4:33:39 PM
#6
get a job
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TopicI don't like when people ask me what I drive
Smarkil
05/16/18 4:27:44 PM
#5
Kyuubi4269 posted...
What do you drive though?

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TopicHow much $$ do you need before you'd use an outhouse?
Smarkil
05/16/18 1:13:32 PM
#5
pics of outhouse
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Topicwho is your most favorite actor or actress?
Smarkil
05/16/18 12:21:54 PM
#6
Richard Dean Anderson
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TopicToday, I cooked breakfast for a chief executive of the American Cancer Society.
Smarkil
05/16/18 11:55:00 AM
#40
SunWuKung420 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
I wouldn't trust a cancer expert ordering bacon


I don't trust people who don't eat bacon.


That's pretty racist.
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TopicDo you believe that abortion is murder?
Smarkil
05/16/18 11:42:38 AM
#5
What do you do with this information TC? Do you find it exciting?
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TopicHorizon Zero Dawn or God of War?
Smarkil
05/16/18 11:40:15 AM
#7
God of war was much more enjoyable to me. I found Horizon to be pretty boring. Most of it is just open world shit. So expect a lot of running and picking flowers.
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TopicDoes the guy from the current poll know mp3 or flac?
Smarkil
05/16/18 11:39:06 AM
#17
I don't understand why they didn't put tapes on there. I listen to my tapes on my walkman every day. Every day I tell you.
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TopicI'm going to spend the next 17 hours on a bus.
Smarkil
05/16/18 11:19:35 AM
#2
What if there's traffic
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TopicDoes this sound too much like the premise of The Hateful Eight?
Smarkil
05/15/18 3:58:09 PM
#6
Will it involve a priceless antique guitar?
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TopicShould I even go see Infinity War if I haven't seen all the MCU movies?
Smarkil
05/15/18 3:42:45 PM
#4
I wouldn't recommend it without having watched at least the most recent Thor movie, Age of Ultron, Guardians 1 (at least), and probably Doctor Strange.

It's not necessary by any means, but you're going to be missing a lot of stuff.
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TopicAttn: SkynyrdRocker
Smarkil
05/15/18 2:45:22 PM
#43
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm a procrastinator. I've never been one for "trying hard" or filled with the need to achieve. I get things done but I'm a big fan of maintaining the lowest energy state possible.


Fucking called it.
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TopicMuslim hero, Kamala Khan, confirmed to be heading to the MCU
Smarkil
05/15/18 2:41:21 PM
#13
Questionmarktarius posted...
They just need invisible


Drax?
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TopicAttn: SkynyrdRocker
Smarkil
05/15/18 12:55:06 PM
#15
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Sunwu you are the least self reflective person on this board.


I'm sorry, which one of us ruined their relationship because they were blacked out drunk most of the time? I don't think you are in any position to be throwing out judgments.


SunWuKung420 posted...
Cacciato, you bore me.

She waited 3 years to get treatment. Her thoughts on me are laughable and downright wrong.


Literally less than 24 hours ago.

Smarkil posted...
The thought that you can be this mind blowingly obtuse is astounding.

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TopicAttn: SkynyrdRocker
Smarkil
05/15/18 12:49:09 PM
#13
SunWuKung420 posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I used to think you were just annoying, but seeing you shit on Jen immediately after she goes to treatment for alcoholism is just disgusting behavior. As far as I'm concerned you're among the worst posters on this board now.


Funny. I never shit on her for getting help. I'm not sure who you're confusing me with, but I never once made fun of Jen for getting help.


The thought that you can be this mind blowingly obtuse is astounding.
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TopicWhat do you Donald Glover's video "This is America" means?
Smarkil
05/15/18 11:17:47 AM
#6
I think he just wanted to make a cool song
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TopicThor: Ragnorok question *spoilers*
Smarkil
05/15/18 1:07:53 AM
#10
I think the chick is the only one who never died on screen. They don't mention her.
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